I, Maunyin, Am Not a Singer!

"Little girl, I didn't know how you flew the evil mind just now, but you should go quickly, without absolute suppression of star energy, or singing, even if you hit the evil mind countless times, you still can't kill it completely. It's it." After the surprise, Uncle Ren quickly calmed down and persuaded Paune to leave quickly.

"No! Uncle, please delay that evil mind body for a while, my host is a singer reservist!" Xiaomei flew to Uncle Ren and said in a dignified manner.

"Fairy? I didn't expect you to follow me, little girl." Seeing Xiaomei in front of him, Uncle Ren said in surprise, but now that the threat of the evil mind body has not been lifted, he returned to his senses and asked, "Songji? Really?"

"Of course! Don't you look at who my host is? That's a hundred years, no! A talented singer who is rare in hundreds of millions of years, as long as I guide you, you can immediately awaken the star energy, and then integrate it into the singing voice. In order to easily eliminate the evil mind body." After bragging, Xiao Meifei returned to the patrol Yin and said: "Host, hurry up, while now, I will teach you how to use the star energy, and how to use it. Incorporated into the singing voice, with the perfect singing voice and perfect sound sense given by the system, as long as the music in your memory, you can reproduce it perfectly.”

"Aaaaaaaaaaa~!!"

Xie Niantai swept away the remaining smoke and dust in front of him with his claws, roared up to the sky, and then jumped, two fierce claws grabbed towards Paun Yin.

"Hurry up! Host!"

"The dead horse is a living horse doctor, little girl, the evil mind body is handed over to me to hold it back. I hope that before I die, you can complete the awakening of the star energy and give me a chance to return to the team." , Uncle Ren picked up the long sword that had fallen on the ground before, and was ready to meet the attack of the evil mind.

But both of them were held back by Paunyin, Xiaomei was still thrown back like a garbage, and Uncle Ren tried to free Paunyin's right hand, but found that his strength was not enough, and in surprise , was thrown to the rear by Paunyin and Xiaomei.

At this time, the attack of the evil mind body has come, and the claws are almost sticking to the face of the patrol Yin, but the patrol sound does not show the slightest panic, the right hand quickly stretches out, and sticks to the inside of the front claws of the evil mind body, to the side Pushing, like the four or two of Tai Chi, the fierce claws were pushed away, and then the left hand was connected, the fist was slammed from the bottom to the top, and an uppercut hit the chin of the evil mind body.

"Bang~!"

"Ouch..."

The unreasonable picture appeared again. The evil mind body roared and was physically interrupted by a punch from the patrol Yin. The open jaw suddenly closed, and the sharp teeth bit his tongue.

"Guru~~"

The evil mind body flew out again, drawing a parabola, and after landing, it stretched out its claws to cover its mouth, and groaned.

Paunyin stretched out his hand and took off the half of his tongue that had fallen on his head. Looking at the slippery tongue in his hand, he trembled from time to time: "The life force is very tenacious." Throw it away, wipe it at will, wipe off the blood on your face, sink your body, bend your left hand on your chest, stretch your right hand out, shoulder-high, and put it out in a standard fighting style, although I don't know what genre it is.

"...Miss Fairy, didn't you say that this little girl is a singer? What about the singing? How can she punch her flesh? How to sing physically?" Uncle Ren rubbed his eyes, and then asked Xiaomei, who was also dumbfounded next to him.

"Don't you look at me and look confused now?" Xiaomei said, pointing to her expression that had lost her change because she was too shocked.

It's not so much that she lost the change, it's more that she's numb. What the host has done this time has exceeded her control. She accepts the guidance of Xingyao's energy, and then elegantly defeats the evil mind body with her singing, and completes this series of events. Are the tutorials difficult? Obviously, it's not difficult! But what about this man? Roll up your sleeves and rush up? !

"Boom!"

The fist and the claws collided, and a loud noise came out. The huge body of the evil mind body and the soft body of the patrol sound, nothing else was said between the two, the weight alone was not the same level, but after the collision between the two, the The result was that the evil mind spiraled out, and the part that was hit by the patrol sound was even more concave, and blood flowed out.

On the other hand, Maunyin only shook a little after landing, and then she stood firm, and there was nothing wrong with her. Do you think her fist would have an accident? But apart from the blood stained with the evil mind body, there was no change.

"Wow! Gah!!" The evil mind fluttered a few times on the ground like a fish on the shore, then got up and roared with that tongueless mouth full of blood.

After the roar, the evil mind body again rushed towards Paunyin without fear of death, but this time it learned well, played a fake, an emergency stop, Paunyin's fist vacated, the plan succeeded, and Chaos made a triumphant sound. Howling, and then claws out.

"Crack." With a soft sound, the attack that I thought was going to hit was caught.

Originally, the attack failed, and it would definitely lose its balance due to inertia, but Paun Yin didn't. With a strange turn, the balance returned to normal, and then he stepped forward to catch the claw.

Catching the paw, Paun Yin did not stop moving, clenched the paw with both hands, turned around, and the standard over-shoulder throw appeared, slamming the dumbfounded evil mind body out, and the powerful force threw the evil mind body out. Mourning, but it wasn't over yet, Paun Yin didn't let go of the claw she was holding, stepped forward and stepped on the evil mind body, then twisted her hands and pulled again.

"Puchi~" The claws were attached to the arms, and the entire arm of the evil mind body was dismantled by the patrol sound.

"Gahahahah~!!" A shrill scream echoed in the ears of the two goblins.

Chapter 4 Martial Arts

It's not that I haven't heard the screams of the monsters, but the first time I heard the screams of the monsters, my mood would be so complicated.

"Miss Fairy, you..."

"Don't ask! Even if you ask me, I'm very stunned!"

After the conversation was over, one person and one goblin glared at each other again.

The people watching the battle were at a loss, but Paunyin didn't feel anything special in the battle. Although she has been splattered with the blood of the evil mind body, you must know, don't look at Paunyin's beauty now. , in her previous life, she was a real man. It was normal for her to be injured in battle, or to be stained with the blood of the enemy, right?

It's really normal, but it won't be drenched in blood. When Paunyin tore off Xie Nian's arm, the blood that came out of the wound was so great, tsk tsk.

After wiping the blood from her eyes, Paun Yin rotated the broken arm in her hand 180 degrees, pointed her sharp claws at the abdomen of the evil mind body, and pierced it with a "pop".

"Gahhh~~~!"

Another wave of screams came out.

Seeing this, Uncle Ren swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "This little girl...a bit ruthless, hurt without changing face... No, dismembered? Dissection?... Destroy, yes, destroy the body of Xie Nian's body without changing face, although This evil mind body is just a low-level evil mind body, I don’t know if it has intelligence, but the defense is not a joke.” Spreading his hands, Uncle Ren continued: “Anyway, I don’t think I can make a single mark, don’t worry. Said to remove the arm of the evil mind body with bare hands."

Compared with the scene in front of Uncle Ren sighing with emotion, Xiaomei has more to think about. Others don't know, so she doesn't know? The guy in front of him who was beating the evil mind body violently with his bare hands was just a soul in the first few minutes. How long would it take to get this body? It is estimated that others have not had time to adapt to this new body, and they may fall when they walk, so this person will directly start fighting the monster Mortal Kombat.

Not right! Very wrong!

Xiaomei bit her fingernails, frowning as she watched her host find an iron rod from nowhere, madly pumping her evil mind.

"System, what's going on? Did you add any abilities to that body? I haven't taught the host how to use the star energy, so she just... hangs the evil mind like this?" Xiaomei sank into her mind, Talk to the system.

【…】

"Huh? What's wrong with the system? Why are you silent?"

[Auxiliary elf, I am more shocked than you, what do you think I should say? 】

"…"

[I just saw that her soul exudes a very dazzling light, which is even more dazzling than the previous host. I think this should be a genius soul out of ten thousand, and I thought...it will become this scene. 】

Xiaomei looked up, she was stunned for a moment, then took a few steps back, only to see Paunyin dismantling the other arm of the evil mind body, and then using the waste to stab it into the evil mind body's chest.

Uncle Ren, who was beside him, seemed to have accepted this setting, or gave up thinking, looked at the front with a calm face, and kept repeating a sentence: "The evil mind body is over, I am saved..."

"Hey." Mounyin bent down and grabbed the two thighs of the evil mind body, then turned around and threw it into the air.

[I found out, the auxiliary elf, this host, her soul comes from... the world of "Dragon Ball". 】

"What does this have to do with the host coming from that world... eh? Haha?!!"

"Om~"

Mounyin opened her right hand, aiming her palm at the evil mind body that was thrown into the air. A blue ball of light appeared in her hand, flickering with a faint glow.

"What kind of tricks are you playing, little girl? Hey, Miss Elf, do you know that this is... Miss Elf? Well, no matter how big your mouth is, it won't get bigger."

"Don't be noisy!" Uncle Chaoren shouted, and Xiaomei continued to look at Paunyin. If there is no mistake, that blue ball of light is the legendary... gas bomb.

"biu~" The ball of light flew out, pulling a regular tail and flying high into the sky, hitting the evil mind body.

"Bang!"

One person and one goblin raised their heads, and the smoke screen generated by the explosion stayed in the air. Although the line of sight was obstructed, it was certain that the evil spirit body had turned into dust and was destroyed by that small blue light ball.

Maun Yin put down his right hand, nodded and said, "Well, the feeling of anger is back, perfect."

"Really... saved? Is the evil mind body dead?" The smoke dissipated, and the figure of the evil mind body was no longer visible inside, but Uncle Ren still felt that something was not right, and said doubtfully while touching the back of his head.

"...Ah, the evil mind body is indeed dead. Uncle, you are saved." Xiaomei said with a numb expression.

As for the two culprits who were so ignorant, Paunyin suddenly jumped on the spot. After a few jumps, Paunyin suddenly turned around and kicked out with a swirl kick. The strong force caused the clothes and the air to form. The friction made a sound.

After the roundhouse kick was over, it wasn't over yet, and Paun Yin started to punch into the air continuously. Every punch could hear a loud cracking sound. After the punch was finished, it was a continuous kick, and every kick that was kicked out was the same. There will be sounds.

After the movement of punching and kicking on the spot, Paun Yin looked around, and then saw a broken wall in the distance, his eyes stopped, and he showed a eager smile.

"Wait...wait!...What are you going to do, host?!" Xiaomei raised a very bad premonition.

Pulling off the stance, Paunyin sank, his right heel lifted slightly, and said, "Try the strength of this body, warm up and play sandbags, haven't you seen it?" The voice fell, Paunyin's figure disappeared, only left in place A ring of smoke gradually spread out.

"But, host, your goal is obviously not a sandbag! Stop it!"

It was too late for Xiaomei to stop her. After Paunyin disappeared, she appeared in front of the wall the next second.

"Boom!" "Boom~~~~"

Before explaining what happened, let's talk about the current terrain. The location where they are now is in ruins. In the era of peace, this should be the kind of suburban residential area, but it has been abandoned for a long time, and there is not a single house to see. out as before.

And Paunyin's punch just now hit the outer wall of an abandoned building. To say, it's not a big deal if one wall collapses, but the problem is that after this wall, It is a rare high-rise building that has not been destroyed by time like the surrounding houses.

The ground trembled, smoke and dust spread everywhere, and Paunyin's punch not only smashed the walls into powder, but the dangerous building behind was also successfully demolished. When several important load-bearing columns broke, the building began to collapse.

"Host! What do you think you did?!" Coincidentally, the direction of the collapse of the building was Xiaomei and Uncle Ren. Seeing this, Xiaomei roared frantically, and then quickly fluttered her small The wings began to escape the collapsed area.

"...Today, I really gained a lot of knowledge. I smashed the building down with one punch. The strong people in the army can't do it without the Starlight Mode." Uncle Ren looked at his building slowly. , said with a sigh.

"Uncle, why are you so stupid?! Run!" When Xiaomei flew halfway, she realized that Uncle Ren was still standing, so she stopped and turned around and yelled.

Uncle Ren smiled contemptuously: "Huh." Then he suddenly changed his face and scolded loudly: "Do you think I can run away?!"

Xiaomei was stunned for a moment, and then she realized that according to the current speed of the collapse of the building, Uncle Ren couldn't fly like her, and secondly, his strength was not enough for him to run out of the affected area, so, indeed, it was useless to run.

Xiaomei, who understood the situation clearly, held her face in her hands and put on an expression like that of the world famous painting "The Scream". She shouted in her heart: "Host!" Look what you have done!

He did not die under the hands of the evil mind body, but died under the warm-up exercise of the savior. Uncle Ren let out a helpless sigh, then sat down and closed his eyes to prepare for death.

... Thirty seconds passed.

The expected pain did not appear, Uncle Ren was a little puzzled, what happened? Is the building crooked?

Carefully opened one eye, and what caught her eye was the outrageous pink-haired beauty. At this time, she raised one hand high, and a huge wreckage of the building was held in her hand.

Seeing Uncle Ren open his eyes and staring at him in confusion, Paun Yin smiled: "I'm sorry, Uncle, I didn't control the strength and accidentally knocked down the building."

Are you careless? Can't stop it! The corners of his mouth twitched, and Uncle Ren roared in his heart. The only reason why he didn't roar out directly was because Paunyin was his savior no matter what, and secondly, although he still hasn't felt the energy of Xingyao from Paunyin. , but he can say with certainty that he can't beat Paunyin, and thirdly... To be honest, Uncle Ren was a little afraid that Paunyin's soft-looking fist would hit him.

"Haha, it's okay, I'm not hurt." Uncle Ren decided to be a little more cowardly, not knowing what kind of temperament the beauty in front of her had.

"Well, that's fine." After saying that, Maun Yin swung his raised right hand to the side, and the wreckage of the building was thrown away like garbage.

Brushing the dust off his hands, Paun Yin picked up a can at his feet, twisted the lid open, and handed it out to Uncle Ren: "When I ran to save you, I saw a can of fish in a cabinet, I want to eat some. Is it?"

"..." Looking at the canned food in front of him, Uncle Ren fell silent again. The canned food is fine, but...is there something wrong with the method you found? When you came to save me? It only took two or three seconds to hit him from the building just now, right? Do you still have time to run aside to get the can? !

He shook his head blankly: "Thank you, but I'm not very hungry now, little girl, eat it yourself." Uncle Ren was still a little stupid when he refused to drop the can, so he picked up the can on the way to save people, that is to say, Without his knowledge, he brushed past death again?

Hi! This kind of experience is estimated to be unbelievable.

"Host!~~~~" Xiaomei shouted loudly as she rushed over, then collided with the back of Paun Yin's head, crawled out of the sea of ​​pink hair, flew to Paun Yin and said, "Host! You! You... I don't even know what to say! Did anyone skip the novice tutorial and directly destroy the tutorial monsters?! Also, the most important point!"

Xiaomei flew to Mounyin's ear and whispered, "Host, in your last life... did you live in the outrageous world of Dragon Ball?"

"Dragon Ball?" As she tilted her head, Xunyin looked at Xiaomei suspiciously. After a while, she suddenly realized that she clapped her hands and said, "Oh! You mean the bead that can fulfill your wish? already."

Xiaomei sucked in a breath of cold air. It is now certain that her current host is from the world of "Dragon Ball".

What kind of monster host did the system choose this time? From the Dragon Ball world, and according to the previous host herself, I don't know why she has the ability in the last life, so...

"Host, before you came to this world, what kind of plot was Dragon Ball World in?" Although Dragon Ball World is very outrageous, the difference in strength between the early stage and the later stage is too great. In order to determine the current host's strength, you must know that the host was with that one before. The villains are fighting.

"What's the plot?" Paun Yin raised his head, swallowed the food in the can, chewed it for a while, spat out a lot of fish bones, wiped his mouth and said, "What do you want to say?"

Xiaomei stared at the fishbone that was spit out on the ground, your mouth is too powerful, right? Shaking her head, Xiaomei explained, "Host, you were fighting that villain before."

"Villain, there doesn't seem to be any villain, you name a few and see if I know it."

"Impossible, how can there be no villain? What about Frieza? This big villain has no whitewashed plot, and lived to the end." Xiaomei said with a wave of her hand.

"Fliza, I do know him. It's the guy with the golden body after his transformation. His strength is okay, but it won't last." After shaking his head, Maunyin commented.

"Golden, golden..."

"You haven't eaten yet, why are you still burning your mouth? Or have you turned into a repeater?" Saying that, Paun Yin stretched out his hand to grab Xiao Mei.

However, Xiaomei dexterously dodged, flew around in the air, landed on the back of Paun Yin's hand and said, "Fliza's golden transformation, isn't that... Golden Frieza?"

"It's called this name, eh? But then again, Xiaomei, how do you know so well? I don't remember seeing you in the world before." Paun Yin raised her hand and let Xiaomei and herself stand on the back of his hand. eyes parallel, asked.

Can you not know? The corner of Xiaomei's mouth twitched. That world is already famous, so it seems that the movement caused by her host is still small, just dismantling the arm of the evil mind body. Fortunately, the planet was not dismantled together. .

"Hey~" With a sigh, Xiaomei continued: "Host, do you know? The situation in some worlds may become information and appear in other worlds, which may be in the form of comics, games, movies, and novels. , anime and other forms, and the world situation before you, the host, I know through this method."

Nodding her head, Xun Yin said that she knew, and she didn't intend to investigate further. Anyway, she just asked casually out of curiosity. It was enough to know about it. She threw the can in her hand, turned her head to look at Uncle Ren, and said, "Uncle, it's okay now. Tell me where this is and what year is it now?"

Chapter 5 Lack of Common Sense

"Ah? ... Oh, this place should be regarded as the suburb of Mingzhu City. You can reach Mingzhu City after walking here for about five days." After speaking, Uncle Ren touched the back of his head and looked in front of him doubtfully. After a while, the patrol tone exuded a strong aura of malice, and continued, "I won't ask any more questions, it's April 13th in the year of Xingyao 1244."

She tilted her head to reveal a puzzled look, what does it mean to ask unnecessary questions? Paun Yin was puzzled, but thanked him anyway: "Thank you, uncle, if it's convenient, please tell me what this world is... uuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Haha, uncle, don't worry too much, the host has suffered a head injury and her memory is very unstable, so she will say inexplicable things from time to time, don't take it to heart, haha!" Yin said solemnly: "Host! It's a good habit to ask you if you don't understand, and please restrain yourself. Obviously, you can't tell the news that you are from another world! Are you going to ask the world what this world is called? "

Touryin nodded, intending to say something, but Xiaomei was still covering her mouth, so she could only make a sound of "uuuuuu".

"Although I know that your memory may be incomplete, host, but it won't affect your thinking ability, right? Besides, what am I doing? I am an assistant spirit, and it is my duty to answer the host's doubts! If you have any questions, you can ask me directly?!"

"Huh~" After breaking Xiaomei apart, Paunyin said, "Then I'm hungry, do you know where there is food?"