I, Maunyin, Am Not a Singer!

When Xiaomei and Bai Ming saw this, the corners of their eyes twitched unconsciously.

"Let's not talk too much, in short, the birth of those 'elf' girls is because of the primordial elf, and the host, the 'phantom' you fought with before, she is just one of the avatars of the primordial elf..."

Paun Yin suddenly got up and said excitedly: "Clone?! That means she has a body? Then the body must be very strong, right?"

Feeling tired, Xiaomei motioned for Paun Yin to sit down and said, "We'll talk about this later, I'll get to the point."

"Our purpose is to go back, but why do I mention the 'elves', it's very simple, because if we want to go back, we have to get involved with them." After that, Xiaomei turned to look at Bai Ming and said: "Miss Bai Ming, why do you want to be involved with those 'elves' when you go back? I can't tell you the specific reasons for now, but I hope you can trust us and we can take you back."

Bai Ming looked at Xiaomei, pursed her lips, then looked at Paunyin and said, "Before answering, I want to ask..."

Xiaomei immediately understood what Bai Ming was going to ask, she had a headache, and then said, "You want to ask about the sixth person, right?"

Bai Ming nodded.

Paun Yin turned his head at this moment and said, "I thought you didn't intend to ask Le, it's nothing, I didn't really want to join your garden, but before I could answer, your system directly forcibly sent me to another world. What is your first test, here, has your system asked me for my opinion? Did I promise to join you?"

Bai Ming opened his mouth, but didn't say a word for a long time.

"Let me explain to you first, don't put your way of thinking on me, you may think that it is the best thing for me to join your garden as a singer, but I don't think so, and then you systematically approach me. I was very disgusted, and then I crushed the so-called exclusive weapon and left."

"The system..." After being silent for a while, Bai Ming murmured, then raised his head to look at Paun Yin: "Then, Pain, do you hate singers?"

"Singer?" After listening to Paun Yin, he touched his chin and thought for a while, and said, "I can't say I hate it, I should say that I haven't thought about it at all." Said Paun Yin raised his right hand, and a qigong bomb was formed in an instant. Looking at the Qigong Dan, he continued: "In the beginning, I regarded the singer as...another way to become stronger, have you seen it? My strength is not weak, there is no need to rely on the singer to become stronger from scratch. "

"But the singer is different..." Bai Ming said with a rare anxious expression.

"I know." Paunyin interrupted Bai Ming, extinguished the qigong bomb in his hand, and said, "I also slowly learned later that the singer is indeed a little different, and the pure star power person is the best for me. Zero started to become stronger, but the singer... can be compatible. The singing voice sung by the singer with the ability of Xingyao, just like my Kaiwang fist, is a way to strengthen the strength. After knowing this, I thought singing might be useful."

"Su, host..." Xiaomei blinked, as if she had heard news that would shock her for the rest of her life, but it could indeed shock her for the rest of her life: "You, I..."

"Hesitating, what are you trying to say?"

Xiao Meifei stepped forward, pinched her host's face, and said, "Host, you haven't been ripped off, have you? I actually heard something useful from your singing voice?"

Opening Xiaomei, Maunyin rolled her eyes and said, "What's so strange, since it's the same ability as Kaiwang Fist that can increase strength, why can't I be interested?"

"Yes, but I always asked you to sing before, but you..."

"You mean the time when I first entered Pearl City? At that time, I didn't care about singing or anything. I focused on restoring my physical strength, otherwise how would I support my transformation later on?"

Xiaomei opened her mouth, is there still such a statement? Isn't that the host, you are addicted to exercise every day?

"Since you know some of my situation, do you think that I can achieve that level simply by superimposing the training intensity?" Pain Yin continued looking at Xiao Mei, who was still full of confusion in her eyes.

After hearing this, Xiaomei became even more confused, what state? ! Which realm? In the world of Dragon Ball, the only thing that can be called a realm is...

Xiaomei swallowed her saliva and said, "Host, now I believe that you can blow up the planet with one punch without qigong bombs."

Maun Yin was stunned for a moment, isn't she talking about the singer? Why are you suddenly talking about the fact that I can blow up the planet again?

"When I was fighting with the mutant evil mind body you mentioned earlier, didn't you give me a boost with your singing, Bai Ming?"

Bai Ming nodded and said: "Well, but that song is mainly used to calm down the emotions, and the reinforcement is not large. At that time, everyone else was swallowed up by the evil mind body. If they let it go, they will lose their feelings. ."

"Huh? I was just about to say that the enhancement is too small, it can basically be ignored. It turned out not to be specially enhanced. How much is the increase in the singing voice if it is specially enhanced?" Paun Yin asked quickly with interest.

"This..." Bai Ming looked at Paunyin, if this question were someone else, she would be able to give the answer right away, but... use it on Paunyin, on this guy with outrageous strength? She didn't know how to answer at all, but do you still need to use your singing voice to strengthen your strength? It's not all a punch thing: "I don't know if I use it on you, Paunyin, but when I use it on ordinary people, I can increase the strength of the strengthened person by up to ten times."

Hearing this, Paun Yin nodded and said, "Ten times, even if it's half and five times better, it's not bad."

At this time, Xiaomei's mind suddenly showed that the patrol sound turned into a super blue state, and then the singing voice increased by five times. Mom, just thinking about it makes the scalp tingle.

"Host, you've become interested in singing, I'm very happy, I even want to cry, but host... Well, let's not study songs for enhancement, okay?"

To this, Paunyin gave Xiaomei a direct glance, is this possible?

Xiaomei wanted to cry without tears, but she thought about it, anyway, her goal with the system is to be the strongest battle singer, isn't this closer to the goal?

But why is there a sense of powerlessness? Xiaomei thought again.

"Off topic, off topic!" Xiaomei jumped up suddenly, interrupting Paunyin and Bai Ming's discussion on singing enhancement, and said, "I'm going to say how to go back, then, Miss Bai Ming, what's your answer? I can't explain why, but..."

"Tourin, you are my partner, so I trust you."

Touryin was stunned for a moment, and said, "Bai Ming, I said, although I don't hate singers, but I'm very disgusted with your system..."

"I know, but I'm still willing to trust you, and I believe you will definitely become my partner. I also hate the system. I don't want to lose a new partner because of the system." Bai Ming interrupted the touryin. After speaking, he looked at Paun Yin very seriously and said.

Blinking her eyes, she sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, you are the same as Lilith, why do you believe so much that I will be your partner?"

Bai Ming tilted his head, thought for a while, and said, "Sister Hongmei said it, because it's destiny."

The corners of her mouth twitched, Paun Yin gave up the question, turned to look at Xiao Mei, and asked, "Xiao Mei, what's the way to go back?"

"Simple!" After speaking, Xiaomei flew to Paunyin's shoulder and whispered, "Of course it depends on our system."

"Our system? Doesn't it mean that the function of traversing the world cannot be activated yet?"

"The energy of the system is not enough to go back and forth, so it is not turned on, but we just need to go back now, and our world system has left coordinates, so the energy consumption is further reduced, so host, you only need to complete some tasks in this world , we can go back."

A few question marks appeared on his head, and Pain said: "I don't understand very well, in short, I finish the task, and then the system can send us back, right?"

"That's right, it's that simple and rude, and if the host completes the mission perfectly like the first main quest, the system can even choose the time to go back ten minutes after we leave. In other words, for Mo Xinlu For the people over there, we just disappeared for ten minutes."

"Huh? It's so powerful."

Xiaomei raised her nose proudly and said, "That's right, to tell you the truth, host, the system and I are famous in the system world!"

System world? What the hell?

Shaking his head, Paunyin didn't understand what Xiaomei was talking about, so he reached out and knocked on Xiaomei's head, and said, "Tell me about the task."

[Come here, host, the task is very simple. The "elves" were originally human beings, but because of the persistence of the original elves, they were turned into "elves" with powerful power. This was not their original intention, so the host All you have to do is...]

"Defeat them all, right? If their strength is similar to Tokisaki Kurumi, then it's really easy."

[No, host, I am cultivating a singer, not a **** of war. I release tasks according to my responsibilities. The singer brings hope and laughter, so the host, the content of the task is... save the "elf" They, or fulfill the wishes of the "elf" girls. 】

"Salvation? Wish?"

[Yes, wish, songstress and salvation, what a perfect combination! I believe that you can do it with the ability of the host. 】

[Don't worry, host, Mei will tell you the specific method. The protagonist of this world is also acting to save the elves. As long as you find the protagonist first, host, the follow-up will be much simpler. 】

"Okay, where is the protagonist? What's his name?"

[Wait, let me check it out... I found it, the protagonist is in this city, called Shiori Wuhe. 】

Chapter 22 Action Allocation

To go back from this world, Tuanyin needs to find the girls named "elves" in this world, and then save them, or realize their wishes, so that the system can draw energy from them and enable the function of traveling through the world.

The ghost knows what the mystical principle is, Maunyin doesn't understand, but now at least he has a goal.

Xiaomei also received the news from the system a long time ago, so she knew what the task was about, and then made some changes to conceal the existence of the system, telling Bai Ming that they needed to find those "elf" girls, and they could go back if their wishes were fulfilled.

Bai Ming was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xiaomei suspiciously, but didn't ask any more questions. She said before that she believed in Xiaomei. Although she felt that Xiaomei was playing tricks on her, she still didn't ask a question of doubt.

Facing Bai Ming's suspicious look, Xiaomei could only smile awkwardly, then changed the subject and said, "Okay, now that the goal is set, let's start discussing how to act. The easiest way is to find the world's The protagonist, and then act with the protagonist, even if we do nothing, those 'elf' girls will be saved, but it will take us a long time."

"So this method can be abandoned, but the protagonist still has to find it. After all, the plot revolves around the protagonist. If we have a good relationship with him, it is also convenient for us to act. After we find it, we will act on our own, and some 'elves' will continue to communicate with each other. Let the protagonist go to the raid, and we go to raid the 'elf' that will appear in the later stage."

Xiaomei held her chin and thought for a while, and then said, "The plot of this world should have just started. The protagonist Shidou Wuhe met the 'elf' Yatoshin Tohka, and she was the one who was the space shock before..."

"Isn't the protagonist's name Shiori Five Rivers?" Maun Yin suddenly interjected.

"Shiori? That's the pseudonym after the protagonist's women's dress... Wait, how do you know the name of Shiori, host?" Xiaomei suddenly froze and asked.

"The system told me."

Tactically leaning back, Xiaomei blinked and patted her head: "Well, it seems that the protagonist of this world has been turned into a mother. Forget it, it's a common thing." She spread her hands and Xiaomei continued: "Continue the previous topic, The protagonist Shiori Wukawa meets Tohka Yato, the story begins here, and more elves will appear in the follow-up, but this is too slow, the ghost knows it will take a long time before we can go back."

Bai Ming heard a bit of confusion, but he still knew what to do, so he said, "So, we need to speed up the process? Like Xiaomei, you said, the elves that will appear after a long time?"

With a small hand, Xiaomei nodded and said, "Well, we were suddenly teleported away by the mutant evil spirit body. Our world must think that we are missing. If we don't go back quickly, we will change from disappearance to death, so we must To speed up the development of the plot in this world, we can't take it slowly, and we are not traveling."

Paunyin and Bai Ming looked at each other, and the two of them roughly understood it now. We want to find elves, but elves are hard to find, so we need to rely on the protagonist, but this will take a long time.

"Xiaomei, you know so well, is there a way?" Patrol asked.

"It's not a perfect method, but I think it can speed up the speed. There are eleven elves in this world, and they will appear one after another over time. I know the follow-up plot, and I know that the elves are all there now, so we can advance contact in the past."

"I'll think about it..." Xiaomei said, holding her cheeks and thinking.

It's not difficult to find elf girls, but the difficulty lies in how to get in touch with them and fulfill their wishes. For example, Tohka, Shigenno, and Eight Dance sisters are fine, but the other elves have more headaches. There is no way to travel through time here, so we can only leave it to the protagonist to solve it. Kotori can just leave it to the protagonist, but Tokisaki Kurumi is very troublesome. The characters that run through the whole play have a very important role, and it is impossible to let them go. The host, she subdued it directly, right? ...

Xiaomei dragged her chin and recalled the situation of each of the elves. Finally, she eliminated the most troublesome Tokisaki Kuangsan, thought about it, raised her head and said to the two of them, "In this way, we will act separately. Miss Ming, go and contact Yu Xiao Meijiu. She is an idol in this world. It should be the most suitable for you to be the world's number one singer. In addition, Meijiu is a lily. For some reasons, she only likes women and only Allow women to approach her."

Bai Ming nodded. She didn't have any thoughts, and it's not like she's never seen Lily. As a member of the world's No. 1 singer group, she has an incredible number of fans, and there are all kinds of people among them.

"Miss Bai Ming, let me tell you the general situation of Meijiu. Before she became an elf, she was a human being, a girl who was useless except for singing. Later, she became an idol and made her debut, but 90% of her fans were male, and she refused one time. She was smeared because of the unspoken rules of the TV station, and the attitude of the fans changed 180 degrees, which made her mentally haggard and lost her voice due to psychogenic aphasia."

"..." Bai Ming frowned, but didn't say anything, motioning Xiaomei to continue.

"Later, when she wanted to commit suicide, the phantom turned her into an elf. After gaining power, she could use her singing to control others, so she turned men into slaves and women into her playthings through singing. In fact, the best way to save her is It's back to the time when she was smeared a few years ago, but we don't have the ability to travel through time and space, and Tokisaki Kurumi may not be able to help us, so..." Speaking of this, Xiaomei spread her hands helplessly.

Bai Ming nodded: "It's alright, I know, if it's another situation, I can't guarantee it, but since it's related to the singing, then..." The smile on Bai Ming's iceberg face: "Let me teach it well. Teach her what singing is."

Xiaomei smiled. She is also a singer and a beautiful woman. Bai Ming is indeed the most suitable candidate for contact with Yu Xiaomeijiu. If you want to change it to a host, the scene will 100% evolve into... a flash of golden light, The rescue (physical) succeeded.

The black line climbed up her forehead, Xiaomei turned to look at the host, and said, "Then there is the host. There are two elves. At this stage, only the host can rescue you."

Xiaomei stretched out **** and continued: "One is Xinggong Liugh, the other is Honjo Erya, the former has been floating in the universe, and the latter was caught by the villain in this world, the DEM agency, brutally tortured."

After Xiaomei told the general situation, Bai Ming instantly understood why only Paunyin could do it, and the former need not be said, right? In the universe, not everyone can go. The latter is caught by the villain. If you want to save people, you must rush into the villain's base camp. Then you will face a fierce battle. The strength of the man does not have to be a headache, and it is completely safe to rescue people.

Nodding, Bai Ming asked: "These two are indeed very suitable for Paunyin to go to, but, the universe? Can you go to the universe, Painyin?"

"Yes, as long as you put a protective barrier of qi on the surface of your body." Touryin nodded.

"Uh, what about breathing? The universe has no air."

"Just hold your breath."

"...hold, hold your breath???"

"Well, I haven't tested how long I can hold it, but considering that there may be a battle, I have to prepare more, create a protective barrier and lock some oxygen in, and then I will reduce the frequency of breathing. The intensity of the battle is not high. If it is big, it should be able to support about half a day.”

Bai Ming blinked, what kind of Arabian Nights are you talking about? That is the universe! universe! Not under the sea!

Xiaomei was equally astonished, but she was someone who had come over. She was not as surprised as Bai Ming's. She shook her head, and Xiaomei flew to Paunyin's ear and asked in a low voice, "Host, you said that the battle is not very intense, do you mean To that extent?"

"You can last for more than half a day without becoming a super race god, otherwise you can only last for an hour or so. If you continue to improve your strength, you may not be able to last for half an hour in the end. (Here, I'm just talking nonsense or having changed it, don't take it seriously. )”

Nodding silly, Xiaomei said, "Enough is enough, the strength of Xinggong Liuzhe can't make you become a super-sai god."

"Although it sounds outrageous, why do I feel that you can do it if you are Paunyin?" Bai Ming said after recovering from his surprise.

It's not possible, it can indeed be done. Xiaomei complained in her heart, and then said, "Let's make this arrangement first. If there is any change in the situation, we'll talk about it. Then we'll go find the protagonist."

"Huh? Don't you just start taking action?" Bai Ming asked.

Xiaomei shook her head: "Actually, there is another reason why we are looking for the protagonist, this world is a modern society, and we are from another world, so naturally we have no legal identity, and the protagonist, or the organization behind the protagonist Ratatoskr, they can help us solve the problem. Identity issues, and at the same time can provide food and lodging.”

"..." Bai Ming was silent for a while. Xiaomei didn't say that she really didn't pay attention. It was obvious that they were going to live in this world for a while, and as black households in another world, they really had to find a way to solve these problems.

"Although it is very helpless, but relying on Ratatoskr's means, we can immediately solve these tedious problems, and then we can start to act, and after all, there is no harm in getting in touch with the protagonist." Xiaomei said, and hid in She pulled Paunyin's hair, showing a head and said, "Then, I'll trouble you to find the protagonist. She is in this city. I don't want to appear casually in this world, so I'll hide for a while." , and then completely indented into Paun Yin's hair.

Somewhat speechlessly, she watched Xiaomei hide in Paunyin's hair. Bai Ming looked at Paunyin and asked, "Where are we going to find the protagonist next?"

"...I think before finding the protagonist, there is another thing that should be done first."

"whats the matter?"

"Gugu~~~" Paun Yin covered her stomach and continued, "Let's go eat first."

"..." Bai Ming was speechless, and then said, "Yes, yes, but we don't have the money in this world, right?"

Paun Yin opened his mouth, lowered his head and looked at his hands, and asked tentatively, "How about? Let's be a security guard? Make some money and have a meal first."

Xiaomei stuck her head out again at this time. Although she hid it in Paun Yin's hair, it didn't mean that she couldn't hear the outside world.

"Host, who wants to hire you without proof of identity?" Xiaomei said helplessly.

"Uh..." Mun Yin's raised hand fell down weakly, and at the same time, her stomach made a "gugu~" sound.

Seeing Paunyin sitting back on the bench and becoming listless, Bai Ming was speechless and surprised. He didn't expect Paunyin to have such a side. Thinking of this, he showed a shallow smile, but his expression changed quickly. He changed back to his facial paralysis, then looked around, and found an empty bottle on the trash can in the distance. He walked up to pick it up, and then ran the Xingyao energy in his body, cut the mouth of the bottle open, and walked back.

"Miss Bai Ming, what are you planning to do?"

"Street singing. When I was sent to another world by the system, I was troubled because I didn't have money. But at that time, Sister Hongmei took me to sing a song on the roadside, and then I had money."

It's just to sing, Xiaomei nodded and thought to herself, this is indeed a method, it's normal for a singer to make money by singing, although it's a bit strange to say that the most famous singer in another world comes to sing on the street.

But Xiaomei just complained and didn't care. It's not like this kind of thing has never happened before. Is it rare for a big guy to pretend to be a newbie?