I, Maunyin, Am Not a Singer!

The original text is as follows: Sister Depur, I am very sorry. Bai Mingjiang and I are unable to attend this concert. The system suddenly issued a task. Ten minutes later, Bai Mingjiang and Hongmei Jiang and I will be sent together. When we arrived in another world, the system said that the evil spirit-level evil thoughts were manifested in the world. We must improve our strength as soon as possible, so we prepared this other world mission that all members of the garden must participate in. Therefore...for this concert, I would have to trouble Sister Depur with her Sorry fans! (bow picture)

Xiaomei quickly finished browsing, and then she became speechless. Can't your ghost system look at the atmosphere?

Patting the smirking Depur, Xiaomei said, "Stop smirking, Lilith and the others really won't be able to come, so hurry up and find a solution. By the way, your system is planning to offend all your members to death, right? I don’t even see if the members have anything to do, so I forcefully release the task.”

"Aren't you kidding?!" Depur returned to his senses, then read the text message carefully, raised his head and blinked, rubbed his eyes again, and confirmed it again, the content remained unchanged. Finally, Depur's His face quickly turned into madness.

"Ah !!! What is joking! Everything is ready, whether the audience is still on the Internet, we look forward to waiting for the garden, this suddenly can't work, how do I solve it ?! Apologize with death?!"

Paun Yin and Xiao Mei both kept a pair of dead fish eyes, looking at Depur who was jumping up and down like crazy in this lounge, your movement is really big.

"Hey, idiot Depur, don't grab that curtain, will you lose money then?" Xiaomei complained in a flat tone.

"Xiaomei~!! Touryin-chan~!!" Depur threw himself on Touryin's body, crying with snot and tears: "What should I do?! I walked out and said: 'Sorry, because of the sudden The reason, Lilith Sauce and Bai Ming Sauce, who were supposed to be on stage today, couldn't come.' I would definitely be spit to death for saying that! Then I asked the reason again, but I couldn't say why, and again I can't tell the system, it's a sin plus a class!!! I'm finished!"

Touryin disgustedly pressed Depur's head, which he wanted to rub up further, and said, "Can't you just make it up next time?"

"Our garden has never done anything to release pigeons, and the system has never released a mission suddenly when members have a concert. This time it's too sudden. After releasing pigeons for the first time, others will definitely Thinking that there is a second time, this will not only affect our credibility, but it is also prone to bad results."

Xiaomei spread her hands and said, "I suggest that you get rid of the system. Now any team's management method will not last long. If this continues, sooner or later, your garden will be disbanded due to the system."

Touryin nodded: "If I agree to join you, I can completely imagine your systematic approach."

"I don't have time to worry about the system right now. The question now is, what about the next concert?!!!"

"What else can I do? Make up an excuse that Lilith and the others can't come, and then hold a concert next time to make up for it." Xiaomei said.

Depur took out his mobile phone and opened the live broadcast interface of the concert. The dense barrages floated past. Depur pointed to these barrages and said, "Look, look at the enthusiasm of the audience, and then look at the bottom. Comments." Depur swiped down on the screen, and several popular comments at the top appeared in front of Maunyin and Xiaomei, all of them discussing the garden members' topics, and their expectations could be seen between the lines.

If you suddenly announce that you can't come, it's like you were looking forward to going out for a spring outing when you were a child, but the head teacher suddenly changed his mind and couldn't say it anymore, that kind of disappointment and sadness.

"Xiaomei, don't say that you can't see the audience's expectations. If this is announced, do you know how much loss it will cause, and it might even attract evil thoughts again!" Depur shouted.

Rolling her eyes, it's not enough to attract evil thoughts, but even if it attracts it, it's okay, her host is here, spread her hands, Xiaomei said helplessly: "But there's no way, your system has already sent everyone to the teleportation. Let's go, that's another world, not another city, otherwise you can trouble the host to bring them back with teleportation."

"Let the other singers sing a song again?" After Xiaomei finished speaking, she made a suggestion.

"...I'm afraid that the singers will also be dissatisfied and refuse to continue singing." Depur said quietly.

"..." The corners of Xiaomei's eyes twitched and she almost forgot that these singers were singers on the surface, but secretly they were fans of the Garden members.

"That's right!" Depur suddenly clapped his hands and jumped up, looked at Munin and said, "Why are you still here, Munin-chan?"

Touryin was puzzled and said, "Why can't I be here?"

"No, it's like this. Although you refused to join us, Maunyin-chan, but the system is still unclear. Lilith-chan said that all the members of the garden were teleported away, so you should also be teleported. It's right to leave, why... oh, I see, exclusive weapon, Maunyin-chan, you crushed your exclusive weapon last time, so the system can't teleport you."

"That scepter?" Paun Yin murmured, "Then if I didn't crush it, did I hurriedly notify me this time and then be teleported away?"

Depur nodded: "If there is no accident, it should be like that."

This time, it was Paun Yin's turn to nod and said, "Well, it's decided."

"Uh, what did you decide, host?"

"Garden's system, it's best not to find me again, otherwise..." Said, Paunyin raised his right hand, and a qigong bomb appeared in his palm. , made a slight noise.

Xiaomei and Depur felt a chill blowing, but it disappeared quickly.

Touryin continued: "Stop crying here, Depur, you really don't have a good solution?"

Depur's face dropped again, and he said, "No, our garden is notorious for not letting pigeons go and not delaying. Even if the situation is worse, we will definitely perform on time."

"There is a time difference between another world and our world. It's only been less than ten minutes since I came back last time. What about this time?"

"...Munin-chan, why did you only spend ten minutes that time, and Lilith-chan told me later, otherwise your mission to save the world would take a month anyway, we don't have much time here. Let’s say it will take a day, this time to another world, the system intends to improve the strength of the members, so there will be no shortage of time, I think it’s better not to hope that they can come back before their performance.” Depur said .

Paunyin turned his head to look at the monitor. Above the dimly lit venue, the light sticks used as the background board were constantly waving. During the interval between songs, waves of cheers came, and he glanced at the one that Depur had put aside. The screen of the mobile phone and the Internet are constantly popping up, and the number of comments is constantly being updated.

"I don't know, will the member of the garden be on stage today? I'm looking forward to it."

"Thinking of being able to meet the members of the garden today, I feel full of energy. The discomfort I have accumulated at work recently, I feel that it is nothing but this."

"Brothers upstairs, we heroes see the same thing. When I think of the members who can see the garden, I am satisfied even if it is not Orange Xin. To be honest, I am from Pearl City. The house is destroyed, and the compensation is only so small. , I almost wanted to commit suicide, but when I thought of being able to see the members of the garden today, I suddenly felt that there was nothing I couldn't live on? I survived the invasion of the evil mind!"

"Upstairs supports you, you are right, you have survived the invasion of the evil mind, what are you afraid of?"

"To support you +1! But let me explain first, it must be my Bai Ming who will make the big debut!"

"Huh?! Can you see the atmosphere, boy?! By the way, it must be my Captain Red America!"

The atmosphere of the discussion gradually became crooked again, but Paun Yin saw everyone's expectations in these short sentences, closed his eyes and pondered for a while, then slowly opened it, and said, "The singer brings hope...? ?"

Sighing, Paun Yin said somewhat self-deprecatingly, "It seems that I have to change my opinion of the singer." Then she turned to look at Depur, who was scratching her head, and said, "Depur, have you come up with a solution? ?"

"No, my head is about to explode. It seems that I can only go up to commit suicide and apologize, uh..." Depur cried out sadly with a bitter face.

"Then let me go on stage. Isn't everyone looking forward to who the members of the garden will be? The sixth person should be a surprise, right?" Munin said with a smile.

"..." x2

Depur and Xiaomei were both stunned, their eyes widened, and they looked at Paun Yin in disbelief.

"Su, host?"

"Mun, Munin-chan?"

"Don't be so surprised, I'm just helping you get through this crisis. I didn't say I changed my mind to join you, although I said that thanks to your group of people making noises in my ear every day, my love for the singer is The senses have been greatly changed several times, but I have not changed the senses to your system. If I join you, then there will definitely be a conflict with your system, and I don’t want to embarrass you, so I still won’t join you.”

"Yes, but, Maunyin-chan."

Mounyin waved her hand, interrupted Depoe, and said, "Okay, don't do it anymore, let's quickly adjust the order of appearances."

Depur stared at Paunyin for a long time, hesitant to say anything, then paused for a long time, and finally didn't say a word, after a while he nodded earnestly: "Got it, Pain-chan, thank you! "

Depple left with mixed emotions to adjust the order of appearances. She was explained by Lilith several times not to mention the matter of joining the garden in front of Guanyin. She never thought of letting Paunyin play the role, but she didn't expect Paunyin to say it herself.

He quickly ran to the backstage, and soon the staff gathered around him and asked, "Miss Depur, are the members of the Garden here? Although I believe everyone in the Garden can go on stage immediately without rehearsing, I think it's better to practice a little. Better now."

Depur nodded and said, "It's already here, but some content needs to be changed. This time, the lighting effects and the content displayed on the big screen need to be changed. Please everyone."

The staff was stunned for a moment, and then said, "It's okay, it's not a big problem, but how do I change it?"

"The lighting, um! Just use the lighting method that can make everyone notice the center of the stage in an instant, and leave the details to your lighting engineer, and the content of the big screen on the stage will naturally be changed to... ah! I I forgot to ask Maunyin-chan what song to sing, you wait first, I'll go back and ask." After that, Depur turned and ran towards the direction of the Maunyin lounge.

"Huh?! Wait! Miss Depur."

"Can't wait, by the way! The first sentence of the content displayed on the big screen is, the sixth person will appear!" After speaking, Depur completely disappeared into the passage.

A few staff members were left to look at each other from a distance, but soon, one staff member came back to his senses, his eyes widened, and his tone was a little trembling: "Wait, just now, Miss Depur said... the sixth person? "

Another staff member also came back to his senses, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "Well, I heard it clearly, it means the sixth person, so that means?"

"New member?!" After a few seconds of pause, all the staff shouted in unison.

Surprise appeared on their faces, and the leader between them immediately said: "Don't be stunned, the new member of the garden, the sixth person's first time on stage is actually here with us, then we will go all out. Get the stage ready! Let this mysterious new member get the brightest stage! Do you hear that?!"

"Yes!!!" xN

"Okay! Each of them quickly returned to their posts and cheered up. After Miss Depur brings the song, it's time for our backstage staff to exert their strength!"

"Yes! We must prepare the most perfect stage!" All the staff members were all excited, and they were quite excited about going to the battlefield to kill the enemy, and they all geared up.

The picture returned to Paunyin, Depur had just left, and the shocked expression on Xiaomei's face had not disappeared.

"Host? You actually came up with this solution!"

"Is it strange?"

Isn't it strange that Xiaomei was choked? Covering her forehead, Xiaomei felt that her thinking mode couldn't keep up with the host from the beginning, and it transformed to the point where she and the host were completely two parallel lines.

"Okay, why I don't ask for details now. Since you, the host, have taken the initiative to perform on stage, and it is still the finale, then I will definitely do my best to help the host to be the best!" Xiaomei changed her expression and looked at it seriously. Touryin continued: "Since it's the finale, and it's a new member of the garden, then you can't just come here, first of all, the host! The song will be changed, and you can't sing "FIREBIRD" anymore, you have to change the song. A song that will shock everyone."

"Change songs? Is it too late now?"

"It's too late! Host, you have a perfect singing voice and a perfect sense of sound. You only need to listen to it once, and you can reproduce it perfectly. This is not a problem. I will pick the song out for you and the system, and then it's time to dress up." Xiaomei looked up and down. Let's take a look at Tuuyin's dress, wearing a very ordinary long skirt performance costume. This is what Xiaomei spent a long time talking about before letting her host wear it. Do you know what clothes the host usually wears? Sportswear! Is there a singer who wears sportswear to perform on stage? ... there may be, but that's definitely a minority.

"Host, you have to change your clothes too. I think there should be no clothes suitable for you at the venue. Leave this to me and the system. Overdraw some energy and exchange it. When the concert is over, you can take back the more money. So much energy!"

Xiaomei waved her hand and shouted: "It's not too late, host, prepare, I will let the system directly replace the clothes you are wearing now with the gorgeous costumes we chose, and the songs will be transmitted directly to your mind. Inside, you can use the rest of the time to practice, and then I will go to Depur with the accompaniment, let her arrange it quickly, and help her watch it, after that, the stage will be handed over to you, host."

Chapter 52: New Members of the Garden, Patrol Songs (Part 1)

Time was running out, Xiaomei's voice fell, and she immediately contacted the system, and the system could also sense what was going on in the outside world. After receiving Xiaomei's notification, it immediately became active.

[Host, relax, you will be the focus of the stage! 】

The sound of the system appeared in Paunyin's mind, it was not an illusion. Paunyin felt that Xiaomei and the system had become more serious, but it should have been. Nodding, relaxing.

The system is quickly browsing the costumes it can exchange. The host's body is now made by imitating a certain virtual singer, so the costumes can also be found in the world of that virtual singer.

Soon, the system locked a dress that was absolutely stunning.

The next moment, Tuuyin was enveloped by a ray of light that lasted for less than a few seconds. When the ray of light disappeared, Tuuyin completed a major transformation, not a Super Saiyan.

An overall black dress, the slim shape can perfectly set off the tall figure of the tour Yin, the open-back design adds a touch of sexiness and maturity to the tour Yin, and the long pink hair has also been changed. Then, the single ponytail that Maunyin had **** for convenience turned into long shawl hair that shifted to the right as a whole, but there was a small bundle of hair in front of him that was **** by a ribbon that was pink on the inside and black on the outside. and dropped to the waist.

Seeing the transformation of the host, Xiaomei first froze in place, then tears flowed uncontrollably, and said sternly: "The hard work pays off, finally, I finally saw such a beautiful scene of the host, uuuuu …”

[Mei, don't, don't cry, I understand your feelings, but now we still have things to do. (sobs)]

Paunyin's expressionless expression, is it so exaggerated?

Ask Xiaomei if the system is useful? Of course it works! During the time he and Paunyin have known each other, they have been bothered by Paunyin's outfits, but...they can't control Painyin at all. Other systems can use punishment to threaten, but after knowing the strength of their host , the system can determine that the hardship and pain caused by his punishment is not even as hard and painful as the training method prescribed by the host himself.

And Xiaomei, she is even more bitter, she is a little fairy, and she is not as big as the host's palm, how can she stop her? Neither physics nor language can help.

Because of this, the singer's training plan has not been advanced. There is no way. The two of them can only decide to fight a protracted battle to slowly change the host, and then use a certain degree of induction tactics to slightly speed up the progress of the training plan.

Fortunately, although various changes have taken place, there is still some progress, and the host's view of the singer has gradually changed, and it is no longer the initial idea. The idea that ability is useless.

Wiping away her tears, Xiaomei cheered up again: "Yu Xi, we must make this concert a super stage for the host to make your debut!"

"It's up to you to arrange this, that's what I want to say." Touryin said.

"Huh? What happened to the host?"

Maun Yin leaned against the wall with one hand and lowered the other hand. He fiddled with the high-heeled shoes on his feet, and said, "Can you change a pair of shoes? These shoes feel weird to wear."

As she said that, Xiaomei saw Maun Yin trying to take off those high heels.

"Wow wow!!!" Xiaomei immediately flew forward and hugged the right hand of Tuuyin's shoes, and shouted, "Host! You can't take off these shoes, and you will lose that beauty!"

"I don't know if it's aesthetically pleasing or not. Can you really go on stage with this kind of shoes? And..." Paunyin fiddled with the hem of his clothes and continued: "The lower part of this dress bound my knees, so I don't act well."

Xiaomei looked at Mounyin's knees, and now the two knees were tightly pressed together, making Mounyin's feet turn into splayed characters.

Seeing this, Xiaomei can understand Paune's discomfort. Do you fold your legs together when fighting? Even when he's not fighting, Paun Yin's feet are parallel to his shoulders. This kind of inner character will never appear on Paun Yin's body. Now it will definitely be unaccustomed to it.

Then Yuin continued: "Don't forget the back and hair, I often see the clothes that other singers wear on TV when they perform, although it is different from what I wear now, but these two points are still the same, mainly here …”.

"Okay, alright, host! Don't say it, it's not long before you take the stage, I believe you can easily overcome this trouble!" Xiaomei interrupted her host's complaint and continued: "Host, Please bear with me a little, this suit is different from what you usually wear, but that's how the costume is. It wasn't meant to be worn in normal times, but I believe that you will definitely attract attention when you go out. No! She is the most dazzling singer!"

"Pa~" As soon as Xiaomei's voice fell, the door of the lounge was pushed open, and a figure rushed in anxiously: "Munyin-chan, Xiaomei, I almost forgot, your song is...what..."

Paunyin and Xiaomei heard the sound and saw that the figure who rushed in was Depur, who had just run out not long ago. At this moment, she was stunned by the door, looking at Paunyin foolishly.

"What are you doing here, Depur? Why don't you make preparations for changing the order of appearances?" Xiaomei asked suspiciously.

Xiaomei's question made Depoe come back to her senses. She shook her head, covered her mouth, and pointed at the tour Yin and said, "Xuan, tour Yin-chan?"

"Well, what's wrong?" Patrol asked.

What's wrong? Question marks keep popping up on Depur's head, you ask me what's wrong?

Depur recalled how she was dressed when she met Paun Yin. When they first met, she was wearing casual clothes, just a normal top and trousers. There was nothing to say. Paun Yin accompanied Mo Xinlu to test, She was also dressed in casual clothes that didn't stand out. After that, she went to the tour Yin's house several times to find her, either in sports clothes, or in a vest and breeches.

Thinking of this, Depur became a little mad. He didn't remember, he didn't know, and when he remembered it, he was startled. How often did Paun Yin pay no attention to his clothes? !

Today, Depur was amazed when he saw Tuuyin wearing a decent performance costume. Now that Tuuyin is dressed, Depur has only one thought, and that is: Is this where the beauty **** is coming?

At this time, Xiaomei flew over, patted Depur on the shoulder, and said, "I know you were surprised. My reaction was similar to yours just now. How is it? Is the host beautiful?"

Depur nodded blankly, and then said, "It's... perfect."

After speaking, Depur's somewhat numb spirit completely returned: "No! You are really Maunyin-chan?! Did someone else pretend to be here?! How can a violent Maunyin-chan be so beautiful?! I was even moved just now! "

"Cough cough." Xiaomei coughed and said, "Dipple, I know you're surprised, but don't jump out of it without saying anything."

"..." Depur froze suddenly.

Because Tuuyin was already standing in front of her: "Dipple, what are you talking about me?"

After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Depur smirked and said, "Hey, Maunyin-chan, I said you were pretty, but I definitely didn't say you were violent or anything! I swear by this lamp!"

The corners of Xiaomei's eyes twitched, you're quite skilled at not tricking yourself.