I mistakenly dragged the female CEO into the family group, I'm numb

Chapter 2 Dear user, you have been kicked out

of the crowd

Song Yu fell asleep, and

a cold system prompt sounded in his head:

"Ding, the host was detected to meet the conditions for system awakening, so the ...... of the 'Perfect Life Check-in System' was awakened

" "The host's physical condition was detected to be garbage, and the ...... needs to be improved

" "The body is being ...... in transformation"

Ding, the transformation is complete

!" Early in the morning, Song Yu woke up from

the sofa, rubbed his slightly painful head

, and looked around, "Damn! I really drank too much last night~"

I slept on the sofa in the living room in a daze~

Smelling the smell of smoke and wine all over his body

, Song Yu felt a burst of nausea, and

didn't think about what happened last night at all.

I got up

, went to the bathroom to take a shower,

and prepared to go out for breakfast and go to work ......

Boys take a shower, more

than five minutes is absolutely unqualified, unless you wash with your girlfriend

, less than five minutes

, it is also unqualified!

After taking a shower

, Song Yu tied a bath towel around his waist

, looked at the mirror in front of the washstand

, touched his face, and

said narcissistically: "Tsk, when I woke up, I felt that my brother was a little handsome again~".

The body that has been systematically modified

is naturally much more handsome, and the

skin has become more delicate and firm

, which is even smoother ...... than a girl's

"Nima, abs, are they still eight-dollar?" Song Yu looked down, extremely excited, and muttered, it seems that the money spent on iron during this time has not been spent in vain, and

he has unconsciously developed eight-pack abs.

clenched his fists

, the biceps and triceps

are also beautiful, and the pectoral muscles are also quite spectacular

, which definitely makes the A girl feel inferior when he sees it~

With this face and this figure

, no wonder I drank too much wine and teased the female employees in the company

, and those girls not only did not resist,

but also stuck ...... him hard

Song Yu finally found the reason!

Just when this guy

was not playing anymore, there was a knock

on the door outside, "Coming, coming

, who?" Song Yu replied,

wondering who would knock on his door so early.

When I opened the door

, Nima

was a ball of meat,

no

, a ball, and Song Yu could only see

it when he looked down, if he looked at it, he couldn't find who was talking

at all, it was his double 155 landlord woman, this double "155",

what exactly it meant

,

I know it......

"Auntie, knock on the door so early, you ...... What's the matter?"

Song Yu asked curiously.

The woman was wavy, the powder on her face was excessive

, and she was all slag, at this moment

, staring at Song Yu's perfect upper body

, without blinking

, she almost drooled

, until she heard Song Yu's voice, the

landlady subconsciously swallowed her saliva

, and smiled, "What are you calling Auntie, you want to call Sister~"

Special,

As he spoke, he reached out to touch Song Yu's abdominal muscles, "You are just ...... After taking a shower, is your body management good...... , Sister, I like youthful, energetic, and sunny boys......

"Vomit

, Song Yu had a chill, and hurriedly hid behind the door, "What, Sister Sun, if you're okay, let's talk another day, I'll go to work later~

" Seeing Song Yu's dodging action

,

the landlord Sister Sun suddenly became a little unhappy, "Sister, it's not a big deal, haven't you rented your sister's house for half a month? Sister saw that you had just graduated from college and didn't have any money or anything in your hand, so she tolerated you a little and let you live for half a month

~" "But after that, sister can't always open the back door for you alone, right?" Other tenants know about this, and they don't have to blame me, right?"

"Sister doesn't have to force you to pay rent, this thing is really difficult to do~

" "Sister Sun, I understand." At the end of the month, I will pay you the rent~" Song Yu is not a fool~"

Look at you kid, what's the hurry. Actually......" Sister Sun poked her head out again and glanced at Song Yu's figure, "Actually, the rent is not necessarily money, uh-huh~"

She even winked at Song Yu, and the voltage was 100,000 volts.

Song Yu had another chill, "What, Sister Sun, I'll give you the rent as soon as I get paid at the end of the month, I'm going to work, I'm sorry ...... "

Bang

! Song Yu closed the door directly

, and didn't open the door no matter how the landlord Sister Sun knocked~

Nima

, I want to covet Lao Tzu's body, you old lady want to eat fart!

Dress up and

pack everything

Song Yu sneaked downstairs

, so as not to be entangled by the thirsty landlord Sister Sun, who couldn't stand

it, but as a result

, he still ran into Sister Sun downstairs, as if this old lady was waiting for

him, Song Yu ran away, and Sister Sun's shouting came from behind him: "Xiao Song, sister's proposal, you think about it~"

Thinking about your uncle

,

Song Yu

complained in his heart.

I went to work at eight o'clock

, and now it's only seven o'clock

, Song Yu sat in the breakfast shop and asked for a rice roll

, while eating

, he turned on his mobile phone VX,

and the family who hadn't read the news for a long time was really strange that it was 99+ at this moment

~

Song Yu clicked on the news and looked at it

, and

was dumbfounded.

Nima

, Lao Tzu actually has an extra wife out of thin air

? And my mother has a "daughter-in-law", shouting that the thief is hot~

and my cousin, this little girl, has a "sister-in-law", which is also very energetic

, and there is even a red envelope!

It was sent by a woman named "Luo Zining",

Song Yu nodded at the beginning and looked at it, and

suddenly had a wonderful expression: Mr. Luo?

Oh mom

, what happened last night

? Why is Mr. Luo in my family? And he has a hot chat with my family?

The name can be fake, but if the avatar is still fake, it is Mr. Luo who is pretending to be the company's president, then the coincidence is too outrageous~ Let's

not talk about the sin of misunderstanding my girlfriend

, specially,

this is my

own boss and top boss!

No, no,

let's clarify first!

Song Yu hurriedly @ all members "This is not my girlfriend, Dad, Mom, you misunderstood!" "She's really not my girlfriend!" Song

Yu only had time to post these two sentences, and

the third sentence "She is the ...... of our company" only had time to type out such half a sentence

, and before he sent it, he

had already received a group notification message:

Dear users, you have been removed from your home by "Yu Ma"!

Song Yu: ......