I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

Chapter 115: Death Prediction: 83% death rate due to food poisoning within 10 minutes.

He looked at the fourth reward: soul incense!

Like the Yin Candle, Soul Incense is also an item reward, and the cost is the same, one month life. Efficacy…

Form a soul force field within three meters, slowly increase the soul power? Can it also eliminate disasters and diseases and prolong life?

To be honest, Yang Lin does not understand this explanation of the system very well. However, with the heaven-defying effect of the Yin Candle in front of it, presumably this soul incense is not far behind. If you have a chance, make a few and try it.

Yang Lin thought, and then looked at the fifth stage task. When you see the first time,

He almost fell off the electric car. Lying groove, the cumulative lifespan reaches 1500 years? Do you play?

He saved up these 500 years of life, it took a lot of effort, and now it has directly become 1500 years? Where can I get you this thousand years? Wait once in a thousand years? Yang Lin was going crazy.

Isn’t this pure and pure state of mind?

After complaining for a while, and then looking at the task behind, using the way of arithmetic to eliminate disasters and solve problems for a total of 30 people, this is still normal,

It’s also easy to do.

But what the hell is the last task?

Create a major catastrophe that requires the death toll of more than 50 people?? To be honest, Yang Lin was stunned when he saw this. Let him create a disaster,

And the death toll is still above 50. My God, how is this done?

Although Yang Lin is a little indifferent to life now, he has not reached such a level of madness, right? Create a disaster and 50 deaths?

Yang Lin can only say that the system or you can play, six six six ah.

It seems that this can only be left for the time being. Let it be.

Riding the little electric donkey, Yang Lin thought about his thoughts and soon returned to his small shop. One night without returning,

Lin Xiaoxiao had long been looking at it, and at this time, he was very happy to see Yang Lin return.

“Boss, you went last night.”

Lin Xiaoxiao pouted and asked.

“Oh oh, didn’t I say it, I went out and shot two flies.”

Yang Lin said with a laugh.

At this time, it was already afternoon, and Yang Lin had forgotten to eat there in Du 06 months. Feeling hungry,

So he asked Xiaoxiao to cook him Bao Kang handsome instant noodles, and ate them beautifully.

After eating the noodles, it was okay for a while, and I remembered that I hadn’t started the live broadcast for a long time, so I started the live broadcast by the way.

Just a few seconds after the broadcast, a large number of netizens smelled and came in.

“Fa Ye, you have finally started broadcasting.”

“Flower Xie Series.”

“Are we ga people today? How many are Ga? ”

“Grandpa Fa, is that candle still there? My mom wanted one. ”

“Fa Ye, let’s go brush the video today, I haven’t watched Fa Ye brush the video for a long time.”

“Yes, yes, keep scrolling the video.”

Within two minutes of the broadcast, millions of netizens poured in his live broadcast room, and Li Qian over there got a report,

At the first time, the super server line was assigned to Yang Lin. Looking at the barrage flying in the live broadcast room, Yang Lin smiled slightly: “Well, since everyone has such a strong request, then today I will go to brush the video for a while.” ”

Hearing Yang Lin say this, the barrage began to fly chaotically again.

“Wow, the adrenaline is starting to soar again.”

“I like to brush videos with Fa Ye, thief Jill is exciting.”

“Fa Ye, wait a minute, I’ll go and delete all my videos.”

“Hey, I didn’t expect it, I’ll delete it too.”

“Alerted.”

“Groove, nice guy upstairs.”

……

After a while, Yang Lin took the water friends in the live broadcast room to start his video brushing journey. It’s strange to say,

Maybe he was lucky today, or maybe some other factor, he didn’t brush a few videos,

I swiped a video of a female blogger. At the same time, the long-lost system prompt text also appeared in front of you: [Ding! Service object detected, ID: Fox Sister]

【Death prediction: 83% mortality due to food poisoning within 10 minutes】

【Suggested host attention】

It’s really brushed out.

Yang Lin looked speechlessly at the girl on the screen who was dancing hard. There was a burst of complaining in my heart.

He also hasn’t brushed out the system’s death prompt for a long time. I didn’t expect that as soon as it started broadcasting today, I brushed out one.

I don’t know if he was too lucky, or if this fox sister was too unlucky. But Yang Lin thought very openly,

Brushing videos is such a thing, casually.

Even if he couldn’t swipe the fox’s sister’s video, within half an hour, she would die of food poisoning. She had food poisoning before,

And Yang Lin just happened to know this cause and effect. His death had nothing to do with Yang Lin.

Sighing casually, Yang Lin clicked on the comment area by the way, and then sent likes and attention as usual,

Plus the advertising slogan that he has not sent for a long time: “Professional yin and yang, to ensure that you have no worries after Gahou, you can get a nine-fold discount if you book in advance!” ”

As soon as this advertising phrase came out, the water friends in the Hula Yanglin live broadcast room all ran. What did you do?

Of course, I went to the fox sister’s homepage to leave a message. At this time, in a community in Mojing, a girl in sexy and hot clothes was eating snacks next to her while turning on the computer.

She’s Fox Sister.

I just took a hot shower, dressed myself up beautifully, and was preparing for a live broadcast.

At this time, the door behind her opened, and a greasy man with a big waist walked in bare-chested and hugged the fox sister from behind.

“Oh, nasty, people want to broadcast this live.”

The fox sister was coquettish and said unwillingly.

“Oooh, then I’ll go first.”

The greasy man smiled and turned to leave the room. After a while, hearing the door slam, the fox sister pouted disdainfully.

“What kind of person spent 100,000 yuan, and still want to stay overnight? Cut. ”

She muttered.

“It seems that I have to find another wronged head tonight, this is not very good, there is no oil and water to squeeze.”

As she thought, she turned on her computer and logged into her live streaming companion. At this time,

She suddenly felt that her stomach was not very comfortable, and there was a faint pain. But she didn’t care either, but continued to broadcast live. After clicking on the tease, she habitually went to her homepage to look at it,

As a result, I saw that the comments below the first video were growing rapidly. The fox sisters are stupid.

I… I’m on fire? She thought in confusion.

Then click on it and look at the message…

“Lying groove, fox, you hurry up, Fa Ye pays attention to you.”

“Run a hair, if you have any last words, say it quickly.”

“It’s so beautiful, it’s a pity, it’s a pity.”

“Eat the table.”

“Fox you sent, alas.”

……

Hair… Fa Ye??? The fox sister’s face is white, as a person who broadcasts live on the funny, how can she not know who Fa Ye is? I… Am I being followed by Fa Ye? The fox’s whole person was stunned.

“Calm, calm, it must be a netizen joking, Fa Ye will not pay attention to a small person like me.”

She struggled to calm her emotions, then pulled down the comment section with a trembling hand.

Then, she saw Yang Lin’s comment: “Funeral all the way: professional yin and yang, to ensure that you have no worries after Ga, book in advance to get a nine-fold discount!” ”

The fox sister collapsed directly into the chair. At this time, her stomach has become more and more painful, as if something is stirring her intestines,

It made her whole body start to twitch.

“Ah, my stomach, it hurts, it hurts!!”

The fox sister felt that Venus appeared in front of her, the world turned earthy yellow, and the person slowly fell on the chair.

Began to foam at the mouth, gradually lost breathing. After a few minutes, the door slammed,

The greasy uncle shouted at the door: “Fox, I forgot to take my car keys, I’ll come in and get it, are you live broadcasting?” ”

After a long while, without seeing the fox sister answer, the uncle pushed them away,

As a result, at first glance, I saw the fox fall limply on the chair, his eyes closed, and foaming at the mouth.

There are also snacks that I sent by myself.

“Groove!”

The greasy man was confused, and quickly ran over to take a snort…

“Didn’t… Not breathing? ”

The greasy man was completely panicked. After being stunned for a moment, he woke up and quickly took out his phone and dialed 120,

Then the police were called.

After doing all this, he collapsed to the ground and cried: “It’s over, it’s completely over.” ”

“The tigress at home won’t let me go.”

“I’m dead!!!

【Ding! Detecting that the target of interest is dead, life settlement begins]

[ID: Fox Sister, original name: Hu Wenwen, instant lifespan 30, acquisition ratio is 10:1, host acquired lifespan: 3, host existing lifespan 503]

Yang Lin, who was continuing to swipe the video, heard the system’s prompt.

It seems that the fox sister did not escape her fate in the end. With a slight sigh, he continued to swipe the video. More than an hour passed,

Except for the fox sister, he didn’t brush out a target customer.

Helplessly, I could only hastily end my video brushing journey.

“Fa Ye, do you still sell candles today? Really, I really want one. ”

“That’s it, Grandpa Fa, can we light candles on the shelves?”

“Fa Ye, you don’t know, now the outside has fried your candles to 100,000.”

“I bought it from a water friend for 150,000 yuan two days ago.”

“That’s right, the scalper’s heart is too dark.”

Looking at the barrage of netizens, Yang Lin suddenly remembered,

Didn’t he just get a reward of soul incense, and simply made a little sale.

So he quietly made twelve soul incense sticks under the table. A total of 1 year of life is consumed.

Then he smiled at netizens in the live broadcast room: “Today we won’t sell candles, today we will sell some new things.” ”

As soon as he said this, the water friends in the live broadcast room were instantly excited.

“Huh? What’s new? ”

“What’s a good thing again?”

“Fa Ye, is it the same as that candle?”

“Lying groove, Fa Ye, you finally found out in your conscience.”

“Ding! Fa Ye’s leg pendant 22 presents a supreme salute to the anchor. ”

……

Yang Lin took out the twelve soul incense, and after looking at it, he found that there was basically no difference from the thickness and size of ordinary incense, and the only thing that did not pass was that this soul incense was black throughout, and it didn’t seem to have any impurities.

It doesn’t smell much.

This thing is actually the first time he has seen it, and he doesn’t know what the effect is, but presumably the system produces, and the effect is naturally needless to say. So he took the twelve sticks of incense,

Pointed at the camera and said: “Today we will not sell candles, just sell this incense, a total of twelve, one hundred thousand, pre-order as soon as possible.” ”

The netizens in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

“Ten… Lakh? Lying groove, not thick with candles, more expensive than candles. ”

“That’s right, the candle only sells for 10,000, why does this incense sell for 100,000.”

“It’s too expensive to afford.”

“That is, I saved for a long time to save enough 10,000 yuan to buy candles.”

“Woo hoo, can Fa Ye be cheaper?”

……

For a time, the water friends in the live broadcast room wailed one after another. Yang Lin didn’t care so much, and directly hung the soul incense on the little yellow car.

Originally, this thing was not intended for the poor. One has a one-month lifespan.

“I’ve already put the little yellow car, if you want it, hurry up and grab it.” Limited to one per person. ”

He said with a smile.

“It’s so expensive, who would buy it… Groove, no… Gone? ”

“Your uncle, who is so fast?”

“Crying to death, I just stole my wife’s money.”

“Fa Ye, just 12 sticks, it’s too little, can you get more?”

……

At this time, the number of people in Yang Lin’s live broadcast room was 30 million. Those twelve soul incense sticks were sold out in less than a second after they were on the shelves.

Those netizens who did not grab it wailed one after another.

“How do you use this incense?” Fa Ye. Is there anything to be aware of? ”

At this time, someone asked in the live broadcast room.

Apparently a netizen who snatched the soul incense. Seeing this, Yang Lin said with a smile: “There is nothing to pay attention to, just point and then you sit next to it, don’t exceed the range of 3 meters.” ”

“Oh oh yes, thank you Fa Ye.”

After interacting with netizens for a while, Yang Lin chose to broadcast down. Stretching, Yang Lin looked at the time, at this time the time had come to six o’clock in the afternoon, and his stomach was slightly hungry.

But Xiaoxiao is cooking in the kitchen, and the cooking smoke is exactly the smoke of the world. Life is like this, and there is probably nothing else to ask for.

……

Early the next morning, Yang Lin woke up and looked at the time, it was already past ten o’clock in the morning.

Get up as usual, wash your face, and do the same. Then have breakfast.

When eating, Lin Xiaoxiao: “Boss, there are three people kneeling at the door, it seems that they have been kneeling since last night, what should I do?” ”

“Among them, there is also the grandfather who ate bird poop two days ago.”

Yang Lin didn’t even have a look of surprise on his face. Just said lightly: “Don’t pay attention to them, let them kneel, after eating, I will take you to Jin Mao Tower, there is a word to sign.” ”

“Oh!”

Lin Xiaoxiao stuck out his tongue and didn’t dare to say anything more. At the same time, the chariot country, in that luxurious manor,

The leader of the SNN agency, Abdu, was listening to the report of his subordinates, and a member of the SNN organization said with a feverish face: “Leader, our people are ready for everything. ”

“At that time, as soon as you give an order, the gospel of SNN will completely reverberate in Jiangcheng and even in the entire territory of the Dragon Kingdom.”

Abu Du nodded in satisfaction and said, “Well, you have done a good job, and the second attack will definitely deal a fatal blow to those heretics.” ”

“At nine o’clock local time on August 18, at the scene of their party, the light of the Lord will completely illuminate the land.”

The members of the organization in the room all shouted with a feverish face: “Long live SNN, long live SNN.” ”

Abu Dul stretched out his hand to stop them and asked, “By the way, what happened to the man we died two days ago?” How did I hear that there are any necromancers in there? Call grandfather or something? ”

One replied: “Leader, that’s just a trick of the Dragon Country, who sent an Internet celebrity to deceive under the banner of a necromancer.”

“That person died of a heart attack, and it has nothing to do with the curse.”

Abdul nodded and said, “The people of the Dragon Kingdom like to play with such methods, well, you all go down and do things.” ”

“Check all the links again to ensure that there are no problems.”

“By the way, invite Mr. Wen to me, I will pray to him.”

…….