I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

Chapter 127: Fa… Fa Ye, you are too accurate.

Netizens found out that

Yang Lin’s lens shook and shook, as if it was still moving. Seeing the question from netizens, Yang Lin simply adjusted the lens to the rear camera, took the mobile phone and turned it around for half a circle before saying: “Today we were invited to the countryside to help people see feng shui, this is the car to pick me up.” ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the barrage laughed crazy.

“Poof~”

“Isn’t this a trampoline? Die laughing. ”

“Fa Ye, you are a bit of a catch, hahaha.”

“Don’t say it, don’t say it.”

“I feel quite in line with the wild and unruly temperament of the hair master, haha.”

“Look what little has been turned upside down, hey, little one, how are you.”

Many netizens laughed one after another.

Yang Lin was also speechless, it seems that this matter of buying a car has to be put on the agenda. If this happens again next time,

Just drive your own car. But then again, he doesn’t have a driver’s license yet, so he has to get a driver’s license first. That’s it

Yang Lin turned on the live broadcast and began to interact with netizens, and after a live broadcast, a netizen named Fat Dragon suddenly sent a barrage and said: “Fa Ye Fa Ye, can you tell fortunes?” I want you to tell me fortunes. ”

Yang Lin just saw this barrage, and his heart moved.

He still has 30 tasks to eliminate disasters. This fat dragon didn’t mention it, he didn’t even think about it.

So he nodded and said, “Yes, what do you want to count?” ”

Other netizens looked: “I wipe, will Fa Ye still tell fortunes?” ”

“Isn’t fortune-telling a skill only for fortune tellers? But you are a Mr. Yin and Yang! ”

“That’s it, crossover, right?”

“Laughter, my grandfather’s means, how can you and other ordinary people understand?”

……

Yang Lin also ignored the barrage of these netizens, but directly turned on Lian Mai, and a moment later, and the fat dragon Lian Mai succeeded, a man’s voice came out: “Fa… Hello Fa Ye. ”

Yang Lin smiled and said, “Well, you are okay, what do you want to count?” Talk about it! ”

The fat dragon stammered, “I… I… Fa Ye, I’ve been so unlucky lately, I want Fa Ye to help me calculate, why am I so unlucky! ”

Netizens listened and were happy.

“If you have any bad luck, say it and make us happy.”

“That’s right, everyone is happy to say it.”

“Say it quickly, I’ll wait to laugh.”

……

Yang Lin smiled and said, “Okay, you tell me your name and birthday, you can send me a private message.” ”

Although his arithmetic is not as good as the birthday eight characters, but with the birthday eight characters, he can calculate more accurately. 430 A moment later, a private message was sent.

Yang Lin clicked to see that it was the fat dragon who sent his name and birthday. The original name of the fat dragon is Qi Hongqiang,

Judging from the eight characters of birthday, they are all forty-six this year. After reading it, Yang Lin turned on the arithmetic, and knowing this calculation, he almost laughed. This Qi Hongqiang said that he was unlucky,

He originally thought it was an adjective, but he thought it was really the truth.

When Yang Lin paid attention to Fox Sister that day, this guy was actually in Fox Sister’s room,

Moreover, the snacks that caused Fox Sister’s food poisoning were sent by him.

After the fox’s sister was killed, although the final investigation revealed that he did not kill intentionally, the main responsibility was also awarded to the food producer.

But in the end, he still has a certain responsibility,

The family came to the door, there was no way, and finally lost 300,000 yuan, and this matter was closed.

And after such a trouble, his wife also knew that the fat dragon ran outside to pick up a girl, ran to his unit, came to a large-scale tearing scene, and caught him with a full face.

Now I still want a divorce every day. Originally, he was already unlucky enough to come here,

But I didn’t expect that more unfortunate things were still to come. Driving into a car accident, being hit by a car while walking, even going to the toilet, someone threw a cannon fight to blow up and play, and called him a face.

came out to look for someone, not only did no one not find it, but also mistakenly entered the women’s toilet and was beaten as a rogue pervert,

Wait, wait, can be used as a standard textbook for unlucky eggs. Enjoyed Yang Lin.

“You this… It’s really unlucky enough. ”

Yang Lin was speechless with a smile on this shot.

A kind of netizen looked at it, became curious, and quickly asked: “Fa Ye Fa Ye, what have you calculated, hurry up and tell us.” ”

“That’s it, Ah Fa Ye, solo happiness is not as good as everyone’s happiness.”

“Saying it makes us happy.”

Yang Lin didn’t want to say it, but after thinking about it, he still had to complete 30 tasks to eliminate disasters and solve problems, isn’t this the best time to advertise?

So he asked: “Fat dragon netizen, can you say?” ”

Although Qi Hongqiang asked Yang Lin to tell fortunes, it was also a whim, in fact, he still had some doubts in his heart. After all, I have never heard that Fa Ye can tell fortunes before.

When he said it, he could just know whether Fa Ye was accurate or not.

“There’s nothing you can’t say, I’m unlucky enough anyway.”

Yang Lin nodded and spoke, “Your bad luck stemmed from a pink-white peach blossom luck, which cost 100,000 yuan, but in the end you almost got involved in a life lawsuit, right?” ”

When the fat dragon heard this, he was stunned.

When he soaked the fox sister, no more, no less, exactly spent 100,000. And since that time, there have been constant accidents.

“Yes, yes, Fa Ye, you are so right.”

The fat dragon said with a shocked tone.

Other netizens listened, huh?

It sounds like the tone is really accurate, huh?

Hurriedly launched a barrage: “Fa Ye Fa Ye, what is the pink and white peach blossom luck?” I know that peach blossom luck is pink, haven’t I heard of white? ”

“That’s it, Master Fa, you can explain.”

Seeing this, Yang Lin explained: “The general peach blossom luck is indeed pink, and the pink peach blossom luck generally has no sequelae. ”

“But there is a kind of peach blossom luck that is white in powder, white in feng shui, and the Lord is a sign of death.”

“If ordinary people are stained with peach blossom luck with white in powder, they will definitely be contaminated with life lawsuits next.”

“In fact, it is also commonly known as peach blossom.”

When the fat dragon heard this, he was shocked. Isn’t that what I thought?

Didn’t he get into a people’s lawsuit after dating Fox Sister?

“So that’s the case, it seems that I will try to avoid contamination of peach blossom luck as much as possible in the future.”

“That’s it, we can’t see it, who knows if it’s with white qi.”

“Scared, I just beat my boyfriend and told him to get away.”

“Lying groove, upstairs scumbag.”

Yang Lin smiled and continued: “You don’t have to worry too much, this kind of pink peach blossom luck with white is very rare, and it is difficult to meet.” ”

“How did the fat dragon meet?”

Someone asked.

Yang Lin was also speechless, and said speechlessly: “This can only say that he is unlucky.” ”

“Fa Ye, you go ahead.”

Fat Dragon said.

Yang Lin shook his head and continued: “After that time, you began to go back to luck, right and wrong, not only lost a large amount of money, but also the marriage fell into crisis.”

“After that, car accidents, accidents appeared on you one after another, and you still have a cast on your right leg, right?”

As soon as these words came out, the fat dragon was directly stunned.

Yang Lin was right at all, now he is lying in the hospital with a plaster cast on his leg.

And precisely the right leg. My God.

The fat dragon felt creepy, and he even looked around,

See if Fa Ye is hiding next to him.

“Hair… Fa Ye, you are too accurate, I… Served. ”

The fat dragon’s voice was trembling.

When netizens heard this, they were also shocked.

“Lying groove, was it really hit by Fa Ye?”

“Wouldn’t it, Quanzhong? My God, Grandpa Fa is so awesome. ”

“Fat dragon, are you all right?”

“I was shocked, it turns out that there is really such a thing as fortune-telling in the world.”

……

At this time, the fat dragon trembled and asked: “Fa Ye, that…” What am I going to do? ”

He now completely believed Yang Lin, and everything was accurate, even the plaster cast on his right leg. Groove, outrageous.

Yang Lin thought for a while and said, “In this way, I will teach you a method of sending evil spirits to five ghosts, and if you do it, you can send away bad luck.” ”

“Fa Ye, you say it quickly, I remember.”

The fat dragon’s voice trembled.

When other netizens heard this, they were also interested, and they launched a barrage: “Five ghosts send evil? Lying groove, I haven’t heard of ah, I’ve heard of the five ghosts carrying. ”

“It feels so exciting, and the strange knowledge is about to increase.”

“Pay attention to listen, this is the secret of Fa Ye.”

“Silence silence.”

……

The fat dragon was afraid that he would not be able to remember, and wanted to take the paper to write it down, but he couldn’t find it after looking for a long time,

I simply ripped off the list that the nurse hung on the shelf to make a record of the hanging bottle.

“Fa Ye, you say, I’ll listen.”

Yang Lin said: “I’ll just say it again, you remember, don’t be mistaken.” ”

“Okay, Fa Ye, I will definitely write it down by heart.”

Yang Lin cleared his throat, and then said: “After returning home, you find a new small bowl,”

Use your right hand to grab five handfuls of raw rice and put them in a small bowl, grab another handful of cooked rice and put them in, and then beat a raw egg inside, pay attention to discard the shell, and do not stir the egg in the bowl, just keep it as it is.

After that, you take the small bowl out and take it to an uninhabited intersection or secluded wilderness, burn some paper money, and then turn the small bowl over and break it.

Or use a stick or kitchen knife to break it, after breaking the bowl, just walk back, remember not to look back, just go home and close the door. After a pause, Yang Lin said again: “Remember, you have to take three breaths before using raw eggs,”

“Then take the raw egg and turn it clockwise three times on your head before you can crack it into the bowl, remember?”

[Five ghosts send evil laws, readers don’t try it randomly, you are not responsible for anything]

“Uh-huh, remember Fa Ye.”

The fat dragon quickly replied.

He wrote down what Yang Lin said on the paper word for word. At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was also a little explosive: “Lying groove, listen to such an evil door?” I’m afraid.”

“It seems to be quite mad, it has a creepy feeling.”

“Me too, listen to the evil door.”

“I also wrote it down, I’ll try it tonight.”

Yang Lin saw the barrage in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile: “I advise others not to try, this kind of thing varies from person to person, don’t send it away when the time comes, but recruit you in.” ”

“Huh? I can still recruit ah, lying groove, thanks to the reminder of Fa Ye, I am still ready to try it at night. ”

“That’s it, thank you Fa Ye.”

Someone asked, “Under what circumstances can it be used?” ”

Yang Lin said: “The fat dragon is riddled with evil spirits, so a series of unfortunate things have happened, and the five ghosts send evil methods just right. ”

“But not everyone is in his case, so don’t try it lightly.”

Qi Hongqiang’s bad luck actually came from the peach blossom between him and the fox sister. People ate the snacks he sent and whimpered,

Can you not complain in your heart?

Naturally, there is a grievance.

In fact, it doesn’t matter in this situation in general, it falls in the eyes of knowledgeable people and sends it away.

But if you don’t know how to do it, or simply ignore it, then over time, the problem will be big.

Maybe you may lose your life because of this. Fortunately, this fat dragon has long been his fan, so he got Yang Lin’s guidance, as long as he does it, it will be fine after that. This is also a kind of cause and effect.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard Yang Lin say this, they all sent barrages: “Strange knowledge has increased again.” Thanks Fa Ye. ”

“Thank you Fa Ye, I just learned today that in addition to the five ghosts to carry, there are also five ghosts to send evil.”

“It’s amazing.”

The fat dragon also said: “Thank you Fa Ye, I will do as you say tonight.” ”

Then the microphone was interrupted.

A moment later, a system prompt appeared in the live broadcast room: “Ding! The fat dragon gave the anchor a supreme salute! ”

Yang Lin smiled, but he was a knowledgeable person.

I also know that I will go after settling the money. It must be said here that if you find someone to tell fortunes in the future, after the calculation, no matter how much, you must pay the fortune teller a fortune teller. Ten thousand is not too much, ten pieces is not too little. But be sure to give.

Otherwise, you owe the other party a big cause and effect. I don’t know where and when. At that time, maybe something big will happen.

Of course, except for the kind of charlatans, you can beat up casually.

……

After some time, the car finally stopped in a small village.

“First… Sir, it has arrived. ”

Yang Lin turned off the live broadcast, jumped down from the car body, and then hugged Lin Xiaoxiao, who was almost stupid,

Only then did he look at Cao Weishuan’s home. Cao Weishuan is the man who drives the tricycle.

This is a small township on the edge of Jiangcheng, and the name of the village is Caojiazhai.

With this look, Yang Lin’s brows furrowed.

Cao Weishuan’s home was built halfway down a hillside, followed by a dirt hill with a steep slope covered with barren grass.

But in front of the door was a rugged ravine, and inside the ditch was bare, without water or trees, all weeds.

Especially the mountain behind the yard, from the appearance, it looks a bit like a person sitting there, open in his arms. Because Caojiazhai Village was built on the Sichuan Road,

Usually the wind is very strong, but even if it is a sunny day today, Yang Lin can feel the cold wind blowing. Let’s not talk about anything else.

Just to say that the terrain of Cao Wei’s family, in terms of feng shui, is terrible. The feng shui book has clouds: the terrain of the Yang House should be based on wide and flat uprightness, and the wind and water should be safe. The yang house is the dwelling place of the living, and the yin house is the grave of the dead.

The construction of the two houses of yin and yang has been set up, and the truth of the mountains and rivers is the same. Yang Junsong, a famous feng shui master of the Tang Dynasty, said: “Ask Junyang House to live in peace, this is the same as the matter of an tomb, people have no grave and Ji House, and the house and Yin Land have no difference.” ”

It is said that the principle of building a house in a yang house and a yin house is the same, and they both pay attention to the gathering of qi and dispersion.

If the Yang House lives in the valley, it is the most forbidden to pass the wind, because the wind blows and the breath is dispersed, and the residence is uneasy.

Among them, the concave wind is even worse.

The concave wind on the left side blows the green dragon square, and the long house suffers. When the wind blows on the right white tiger, the small house is damaged, and the fulfillment is the same as the yin house.

Yang Lin only glanced at it and knew that this Cao Weishuan designated that the eldest son had an accident. Because the concave wind comes from the east,

From the west, it is this long house that should be harmed. So he said lightly: “Old Cao, something happened to your eldest son, right?” ”

“Huh?”

Cao Weishuo’s eyes widened instantly.