I, Mr. Yin and Yang, live broadcast likes scare big honey

Chapter 129: Death Prediction: 80% death rate due to “accident” within one hour.

No one expected this moment,

A large handful of burning pine incense, or the burning end, this is directly stuffed into the mouth, the tongue has to be burned? Cao Weishuo was dumbfounded. Subconsciously wanted to stop it, at this moment, he suddenly heard an extremely harsh scream in his ears, which made his body couldn’t help but shiver,

Immediately afterwards, he was stunned to see that a yellow qi rushed out from his son’s brain, who had seen such a terrible sight.

Cao Weishuan and his wife were directly petrified, and their faces turned pale with horror. And the yellow gas rushed left and right, trying to enter the wall and slip away.

“Are you gone?”

Yang Lin chuckled, his hand was in his arms, and a talisman appeared between his fingers, and the next moment,

The rune paper released a golden light that only Yang Lin could see, and the golden light swayed, and the yellow qi was incorporated into it and disappeared.

Yang Lin casually stuffed the talisman into his arms again.

Then he pulled the handful of incense out of Cao Xiaolong’s mouth, threw it on the ground and trampled it out.

“Okay, done!”

Yang Lin clapped his hands. As soon as his words fell, Cao Xiaolong on the kang cried: “Dad, mom…”

Cao Wei quickly ran to his son’s side, but found that his son’s mouth was so good that there was not even a trace of incense ash.

“Xiaolong, Xiaolong, are you all right?”

“Mom, I’m feeling so hungry, so hungry.”

Cao Xiaolong cried.

“Mom, I’m going to cook for you, I’m going to cook for you.”

……

Outside the courtyard, listening to the cries of several people in the room, Lin Xiaoxiao secretly asked: “Boss, that child, what’s going on?” ”

Yang Lin smiled and said: “It’s just a monster, it’s not worth mentioning, it’s okay now.” ”

“Wow, boss, you will also send demons and remove demons, so powerful.” Lin Xiao looked at Yang Lin with a little adoration,”

She now feels more and more powerful about her boss. and can draw talismans, and can catch demons, and so many celebrities, rich people are respectful to the boss, as if they are respecting the boss.

Maybe it’s only because I’m with my boss all day that I don’t feel anything.

Just thinking about it, Cao Weishuo walked out with red eyes, and knelt in front of Yang Lin with a pop.

“Mr. Xie saved my son, thank you sir.”

Yang Lin stretched out his hand to help him up and said with a smile: “It’s just a matter of raising your hand, no need to thank you.” ”

Then he remembered something and said: “By the way, keep that big rooster well, don’t kill it.” ”

Rooster Siyang, drive away evil spirits to the sky.

The Jin Dynasty [Gleaning Record] and the Southern Dynasty [Jing Chu Dynasty Record] have records about roosters warding off evil spirits. It can be seen that the ancients knew the role of roosters in warding off evil spirits.

Cao Weishuo naturally nodded: “Sir, it’s late today, I’ll send you back tomorrow.” ”

Yang Lin thought about it, now it’s eleven, it’s really not suitable for rushing.

So he nodded and agreed.

Cao Weishuan looked extremely happy and said, “I have cleaned up the house in the east, where you and this girl will live tonight, I also burned very hot.” ”

Uh…

Yang Lin was dumbfounded, and couldn’t help but glance at Lin Xiaoxiao.

Who knew that Lin Xiaoxiao, this silly girl, had not reacted, and said happily: “Well, I haven’t slept in Hot Kang for a long time.” ”

All right….

Yang Lin was speechless for a while, what do you love, how do you do it. As a result, when he entered the room, Lin Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded.

“Old… Boss, we… Let’s sleep together? ”

“Isn’t that right? Wasn’t you quite happy just now? ”

“Huh? But… I…”

Lin Xiao’s face was red to the root of his neck. Lowered his head and stopped talking. The problem now is that Cao Weishuo’s house is such a room that can live in people, if not sleeping,

You have to stand in the yard and freeze.

Didn’t you see the four of them, all crowded into one kang? But fortunately, Cao Weishuan also put two quilts on the kang, which would not let the two squeeze a quilt.

No way, Lin Xiaoxiao could only blush and chose the corner against the wall, and did not dare to take off his clothes, so he got into the bed like that.

Seeing this, Yang Lin slept on the edge of the kang. After lying down, I feel no sleep,

I remembered that I had promised water friends to take them to see feng shui today, but I forgot to get off the car and turned off the live broadcast.

Anyway, I can’t sleep now, so I simply clicked on the live broadcast again.

“Lying in the groove, Fa Ye actually started the live broadcast in the middle of the night.”

“Ancient anecdotes, Fa Ye Fa Ye, why are you starting a live broadcast now?”

“Fortunately, I haven’t slept yet, otherwise I will regret dying.”

“Fa Ye, where are you? How does it feel on the kang? ”

……

As soon as the broadcast started, the barrage began to fly randomly. Looking at these barrages, Yang Lin also smiled, held up his mobile phone and looked around: “This water friend, you are right, I am on the kang.” ”

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded a little: “Hey no, Fa Ye, wait a minute, turn the phone forty-five degrees, let me see who is over there?” ”

“I’ll go, long hair, woman.”

“Ahh

“I didn’t see it clearly, Fa Ye, can we take another look?”

“Get on your knees and take a look.”

……

Yang Lin was also speechless, just now he forgot, and as a result, he shot a little into it,

So he helplessly patted the little one who covered his head again, and said speechlessly: “What are you talking about?” This is small, too late to leave today, so I can only live here temporarily. ”

……

“Oh, it’s tiny, who do I think?”

“Then it’s not strange, Fa Ye and Xiao Xiao take a kang, no problem.”

“That is, it’s okay for Fa Ye to take a nap together.”

“Pass it on, Fa Ye and take a nap.”

“Pass it on, Fa Ye took a small nap.”

“Pass it on, little Fa Ye slept…”

……

“Whoever passes it on to me again, whose homepage am I entering!”

Yang Lin was also completely distempered by the strange barrage of these water friends, and could only sacrifice the big killing weapon again.

This trick is also unsatisfactory, and in an instant, the strange barrage disappears. The water friends said one after another: “Fa Ye, what are you doing?” ”

“Isn’t it just a joke? Is it okay to say something so scary? ”

“That’s it.”

….

After making trouble for a while, Yang Lin had nothing else to do, so he took the water friends and began to brush the video again. But just after brushing a few lines, the familiar line of system text popped up:

【Ding! Service object detected, ID: Cao Jiasheng]

[Death prediction: 80% death rate due to accident within one hour]

【Suggested host attention】

Out of trouble? Yang Lin was stunned.

This was the first time he had seen someone’s cause of death because of an accident. What is Mischief?

“Out of the Woe”

It is also called “huifu” or “huiyi”.

Folklore has it that Yan Wang Ye tied the soul of the deceased with hemp rope or iron chain, and assigned the imp to go home to thank the stove, which was also the last time the soul of the deceased returned home to “say goodbye”

Therefore, “suffering” is a ghost, and whoever encounters it will “suffer”. Of course, as for whether it is true or false, then the benevolent and the wise will see the wise.

So, how do you know when a person will die when he or she will die? This is Mr. Yin Yang’s job.

When does a person “go out of harm” after death?

It is inferred by Mr. Yin Yang based on the hour of the deceased’s breath, just look at the shape of the deceased’s hand.

The man looks at the left hand, the woman looks at the right hand, and the mantra is as follows: Ziwu Youyou pinches the middle finger, Yin Shen Shu palm straight shu; Ugly Weichen clenched his fists and looked carefully.

According to this mantra, you will know when you died.

According to the hour of death, and then approve the hour of death and the direction of death, there is also a mantra: why is the method of approval difficult, the month will be added to the time of death.

The man falls to the ground and the woman falls to a certain day and a certain time. According to these two tips, you can know the specific time and place of the disaster. Of course

Not Mr. Yin and Yang, even if the average person knows the mantra, he can’t approve it, or he can’t approve it.

It is said that the “calamity” is very powerful, people meet people die, beasts meet beasts die, and trees meet dead leaves. There is an old saying in the northern region: “You have beaten your soul like a “disaster”. ”

It’s about going to happen.

Therefore, when the time has come for the deceased to die, all relatives and friends must avoid it and cannot approach. Yang Lin sighed.

Just clicked into the video of this Cao Jiasheng, directly sent likes and attention, plus the advertising words: “Professional yin and yang, to ensure that you have no worries after Gahou, now you can book a nine-fold discount.” ”

“Lying groove, Fa Ye is paying attention to people again.”

“I just brushed the video tonight, and I paid attention to one, which is so exciting.”

“Sleepless nights.”

“It’s worth staying up late.”

“It’s 76th, my goodness.”

Netizens exclaimed: adrenaline soared, and Jill who felt the stimulation helped hard.

Then they ran to the video of the Cao family guy and began to leave a message: “The funeral army is haunted, don’t get close to the living.” ”

“It’s time to open the table.”

“Cao family guy, you’re going to ga.”

“Alas, although I would like to tell you, run, but it’s useless, you are being paid attention to by Fa Ye.”

“Rest in peace, friend.”

Now Yang Lin’s netizens are very strange. On the one hand, they urgently hope that Yang Lin will pay more attention to others to pursue that stimulation, but secondly, when Yang Lin really pays attention, they feel sorry.

In short, it is very contradictory. After sending the likes and attention, Yang Lin did not stay too much,

Prepare to continue to take the water friends in the live broadcast room to brush videos. But at this moment, a series of gift giving sounds suddenly sounded in his live broadcast room: “Ding! The fat dragon gave the anchor a supreme salute! ”

“Ding! The fat dragon gave the anchor a supreme salute! ”

“Ding! The fat dragon gave the anchor a supreme salute! ”

It rang ten times in a row before it stopped.

One supreme salute is 6666, and ten is more than 66,000… This gift cannot be overstated.

When netizens saw it, they exclaimed: “Isn’t this the one who connected with Fa Ye in the afternoon?” ”

“Yes, why did you suddenly come to brush gifts for Fa Ye?”

“Is it because Fa Ye helped him tell fortunes?”

……

Yang Lin smiled when he saw it, and asked, “Fat Dragon, have you finished dealing with your business?” ”

A barrage floated out, but only a short line of words: Medium

“Thank you Fa Ye for saving your life!!!! This was followed by several more Supreme Salutes. ”

“I’ll go, this is impressed by Fa Ye.”

“My damn curiosity, Fat Dragon, can you tell me about the specific process?”

“Could it be that the five ghosts sending evil methods really worked?”

“Groove, I’ll try it too.”

“Try it and die, haven’t you heard Fa Ye say, ordinary people should not use it easily?”

……

In the face of the questions of the water friends, the fat dragon only sent a barrage: “Fa Ye will always be a god!” ”

Then there was silence. This endless explanation aroused everyone’s curiosity even more, and for a while, the barrage simply flew chaotically. All of them asked the five ghosts to send evil laws.

Seeing this, Yang Lin was about to guide everyone’s topic not to go astray. Suddenly, I heard Cao Wei bolt outside the door and say, “Is Sir sleeping?” ”

Yang Lin was slightly stunned, and answered: “Not yet, is there something wrong?” ”

“Oh, it’s such a sir, an old man in the village has died, and he will be sacrificed tonight, and tomorrow morning after nine o’clock, so we can only leave after twelve.”

Yang Lin frowned.

Generally, after the disaster, it is necessary to wait an hour. That is two hours before the aftermath can be dissipated.

After the living people return to the door, they must spray wine or vinegar in the courtyard and rooms to remove the aftermath.

When the old man in the village died, Cao Weishuan would definitely have to help, plus the disaster,

You don’t have to leave at twelve. However, this is also a matter of no way, it is caused by objective reasons, but I do not complain about Cao Weishuan.

Yang Lin said: “It’s okay, you’re busy, it’s twelve o’clock.” ”

Cao Wei bolted outside and said, “Okay, then Sir will rest early, I will go to the sacrifice first.” ”

“Go ahead.”

Yang Lin replied.

As a result, he suddenly remembered that he had just paid attention to a target who died due to an accident, also surnamed Cao, called Cao Jiasheng.

So he asked casually: “Is there a person named Cao Jiasheng in your village?” ”

Cao Weishuan said suspiciously: “Yes, how did Mr. know about the family birth?” It was my nephew, and it was his old man who died. ”

What the?

Yang Lin was stunned.

Is it so coincidental? It turned out that what he brushed was actually someone from Cao Jiazhai.

His heart suddenly froze, no! Just now, the system prompted that Cao Jiasheng died within an hour due to an accident.

That means that tonight is the time for his old man to die, not tomorrow morning.

Thinking of this, he quickly opened the way of arithmetic and calculated for Cao Wei.

After calculating it, my heart is also a giggle.

He calculated that Cao Weishuan could not afford to be sick because of tonight’s “suffering”, and died two or three years later.

3.9 Yang Lin pondered for a moment, since Cao Wei did not trigger the underworld.

This means that the system can’t manage things that far.

So he said, “That old Cao, if you listen to my advice, don’t go tonight.” ”

Cao Weishuan was originally about to go out, but after hearing Yang Lin say this, he stopped again and asked puzzledly: “Sir means…”

Yang Lin simply said to him directly: “The time of your old man’s death is not tomorrow morning, but this evening.” ”

“Huh?”

Cao Wei was stunned, and said, “But… But the gentleman said… Tomorrow…”

“Sir? That sir? Am I this gentleman, or some other gentleman? ”

Yang Lin smiled and said.

Now there is no shortage of Mr. Yin and Yang in the countryside, but what is lacking is Mr. Yin and Yang who is really capable. That kind of half-hanging, not only can not help, sometimes it will be bad.

“I… I get it!! Thank you sir! ”

Cao Wei bolted an agitated spirit, opened the door and ran quickly. Yang Lin sighed.

I also know what he went for. But this is also human nature, and he can’t stop it.

I just hope that those people will listen to the advice.

Whether he can live or not, that’s none of his business.

Looking down, I found that the barrage in the live broadcast room was about to explode: “Fa Ye Fa Ye, what is the disaster?” ”

A look at the live broadcast room is full of such barrages. So Yang Lin was patient again and explained to the water friends in the live broadcast room what is going wrong. After listening,

Netizens exclaimed: “Lying groove, it turned out to be like this, I always heard people say that the disaster is, I just don’t know what the disaster is, today it is thorough.” ”

“No wonder our hometown has died, there is always a fixed time, relatives, friends and family all have to leave, it turns out to be a disaster.”

“It sounds so scary, I won’t make a fuss about white things again.”

“Thank you Fa Ye, the strange posture has increased again.”

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