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Chapter 135: Retribution, Alitong, Your Retribution Has Finally Come.

Yang Lin had a driver’s license in his previous life and could drive.

It’s just that I didn’t have a driver’s license after crossing over. But the technology is still there.

After getting on the car, I was a little familiar with the operation of Rolls-Royce, and soon entered the state, feeling that there was no problem. Lin Xiaoxiao got into the co-pilot and pulled up his seat belt. East touch, west touch.

A curious baby.

“Boss, it’s the first time I’ve taken such a luxurious car, God, what about Cullinan, seven or eight million.”

“Seven or eight million is nothing, when the opportunity arises, the boss will take you to fly the plane.”

Yang Lin bragged.

“Boss, you still fly a plane?” That’s awesome! ”

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at Yang Lin with admiration.

“Haha, walk!”

Yang Lin smiled, kicked the accelerator down, Cullinan directly came to the spot and turned around, and rushed out like an off-string arrow.

By the way, it also splashed a mouthful of mud from James, who had just sneaked over.

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Take Lin Xiaoxiao to the outskirts of the city for a ride, don’t say, this good car is a good car,

Whether it is driving performance or handling, it is a top and one stick.

Yang Lin also hasn’t driven for a long time, and he drove a cool one time.

Especially the license plate that Du Yuejin got him, six 1s, plus a Cullinan,

The average driver sees it and avoids it from afar. There is no such thing as other cars and road grabbing, even those taxi drivers who are domineering on weekdays hide as far as they can.

It is better to violate the rules himself than to let Yang Lin go first. Lin Xiaoxiao, who was watching, laughed from time to time and barked pigs.

“Boss, no wonder everyone likes to drive luxury cars, you see these cars and see us all let it.”

Of course, Yang Lin also saw this situation, and said with emotion: “The mentality of normal people, I used to see this kind of luxury car on the road, how far away and how far to hide,”

“In case I can’t dodge, I’d rather drive up the road myself than dare to hit it.”

Although he drove a luxury car, he still obeyed the rules, should give way, should stop.

Not at all domineering. This forced him to not dress at all.

After a few turns, the two felt a little hungry. It happens that there is a food stall on the side of the road, so I am ready to park my car in the parking space on the side of the road so that I can eat the food stall. As a result, Yang Lin drove the car over,

When I was about to park on the side, 12 cars actually swooped and plugged in directly from the back, occupying the parking space.

Yang Lindun was speechless, and said in his heart that the quality of this person was too poor. Didn’t you see that he was about to stop in?

shook his head, just about to drive away, the owner of the car opened the door and looked at Yang Lin’s car logo and license plate, his hand was a snort,

Quickly sat in again, kicked the accelerator and poured it out, and directly poured out almost a hundred meters.

As a result, he was arrested by the patrolling traffic police, crying and receiving punishment.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked interesting, he trembled, and he couldn’t laugh.

Yang Lin also smiled, parked the car in a standard side position, and walked into the food stall with Lin Xiaoxiao.

This has money, of course, you have to let go of eating, pick up the most expensive points for everything, shrimp tail squid or something, are all open to eat, unlimited quantities.

Lin Xiaoxiao and Yang Lin who ate were full of oil and their chests were swollen. Once checkout, it costs hundreds of dollars.

Only then did he walk out satisfied. The people in the food stall also said: “Look at people, open Cullinan to take his girlfriend to eat the food stall, what is this called, this is the romance of stepping horses!!! ”

The wind also went around and the meal was eaten.

And then of course, the traditional program opens… Go home. Come home and see, huh?

How come there are more tents under this locust tree? There are pots and pans outside. Who’s here for a picnic? Both of them were confused, walked over to open the tent and looked at it, directly drunk.

That foreigner James was sleeping inside, and there was still half a bowl of leftover vegetable leaves in the bowl next to him. It’s really enough to live.

“Hey, get up.”

Yang Lin kicked James. James climbed up with an agitated spirit, looked up and saw that it was Yang Lin, and his face suddenly turned a little white. He stammered, “Yin… Yin Xian… Hello sir! ”

Yang Lin rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: “Private territory, tents are not allowed here, hurry up.” ”

“Oooh! I’m leaving, I’m leaving. ”

James P did not dare to put one, and immediately packed up his things. In their country, private property is sacred and inviolable,

Once you break in, you deserve to be killed. As soon as he heard that this was Yang Lin’s private realm, he quickly pulled out his tent and left. Yang Lin saw that he had a good attitude, so he didn’t pursue it anymore, and turned around and entered the small shop.

As a result, after a while, Lin Xiaoxiao ran in and said: “Boss boss, that foreigner didn’t go far, and he started to set up a tent again on the construction site over there.” ”

Yang Lin went out to see that it was true.

Although this guy did not set up a tent in front of Yang Lin, he ran to the construction site and set up a tent. It’s not done yet, it’s all dirt.

Yang Lin said expressionlessly: “Xiaoxiao, there will be rain in the next few days, right?” ”

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the weather forecast on his mobile phone, nodded and said, “Yes, there is rain.” ”

“Then leave him alone, love to live there.”

Yang Lin turned around and went back to the small shop.

Back in the room, turned on the computer, skillfully took out the ladder, Yang Lin came to the tubing again. Sure enough, I haven’t walked around a few times.

He saw the news that Eagle Sauce Rossi was going to meet with the head of the SNN agency. Scold!

Yang Lin sneered.

If I don’t make a big one for you this time, I really think that there is no one in our Dragon Kingdom, right?

At that moment, he began to walk around the YouTube.

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At the same time, Wang Jianqiang, a netizen who loves to shop YouTube, was angrily watching a video on SNN. On the video,

The Ari, who is known as the SNN flower, is talking excitedly, expressing his opinion on the matter of Eagle Sauce Speaker Losi about receiving the leader.

The content is nothing more than words such as Lord Loxi’s wisdom, Abdul leader Shenwu, and long live SNN. Whether it was on the face or in the eyes, it was all excitement and pride. It’s disgusting to watch, even at the end of the video,

She also did not forget to mock the netizens of the Dragon Kingdom, saying that the netizens of the Dragon Country were stinky rats in the sewers,

I only know that I hid in a dark corner and barked weakly, only to watch the great eagle-chan receive the leader of SNN. And so on words.

Wang Jianqiang, who was angry, was trembling all over, and his lips were purple. At the end of the video, Wang Jianqiang was really angry,

I opened the message area below Ali Tong’s video and prepared to spray.

As a result, I found that I was late, and below Alitong’s video, there were all the scolding of Longguo netizens,

“Stinky cousin, others Laozi see you, groove!”

“I’m mad, why didn’t anyone kill this force.”

“It’s disgusting to look at this ugly face, and flowers, I bah.”

“SNN is smelly, there is a face this in the bark.”

“Luo Xi, this lady is not a good thing, pure disgusting person.”

“That is, never go to Eagle Sauce’s house again.”

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Of course, in addition to the abuse of netizens in the Dragon Country, there are also some malicious netizens in other countries who left messages: “Hehe, laugh and see the monkeys in the Dragon Country being angry to death.” ”

“The people of the Dragon Kingdom are worms, haha.”

“Laughing to death, you were KBZZ, but you were received by Losie, isn’t this a slap in the face?”

“Look where the faces of your Dragon Kingdom people are falling?”

“Once this meeting is successful, it is equivalent to the legitimacy of SNN recognized by the international community, haha, wait to see the show.”

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Looking at the messages of netizens from all over the world below Ali Tong’s video, Wang Jianqiang’s heart is dripping blood.

Yes, once this reception becomes an established fact,

This means that the international community has recognized the legitimacy of SNN, which will be a heavy blow to the international reputation of the Dragon Kingdom.

Although the Dragon Kingdom had issued a stern warning on this matter, Luo Xi’s side did not seem to have the intention of stopping there, trying to stick to the end.

Thinking of this, Wang Jianqiang was also frowning.

Although he is only a program ape with a monthly salary of several thousand, he has a heart to serve the country.

It’s just that there is no way to serve the country. After swiping the message for a while, Wang Jianqiang really couldn’t help the anger in his heart, so he rolled up his sleeves,

Prepare to give Ali a long battle essay. But at this moment, his mobile phone suddenly vibrated wildly. Look down,

It turned out to be the caretaker of one of their penguin colonies, who was frantically @ everyone.

This group is a super group that they formed after the last battle on YouTube, and there are 3,000 people in it.

And large groups like this, they have several. At this time, the group leader he was in was frantically @ everyone: “@所有人, you guys go to see Ali Tong’s message area.” ”

“@所有人, you guys go to see Alitong’s message area.”

“@所有人, you guys go to see Alitong’s message area.”

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Alitong’s message area? Wang Jianqiang was a little puzzled.

Isn’t he in Alitong’s message area now? Nothing happened.

Could it be that the group owner wants them to spray Alitong, needless to say, someone is already spraying?

So why is the group owner still so crazy @ everyone. Wang Jianqiang was full of doubts, and when he was about to ask in the group,

Suddenly, I saw the information in the group, and suddenly the screen was swiped. The content of the screen brushing is only two words: “Lying groove!” ”

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In just a few seconds, his group message records were directly full, and all of them were lying groove!

Wang Jianqiang was stunned, this… What’s wrong with this?

Did you miss out on something wonderful? Why are all the friends posting these two words?

With doubts, he privately chatted with a group friend who usually had a good relationship with him: “Hey, what’s wrong, why is the group owner so crazy @, everyone is also lying in the groove?” ”

In less than half a second, the group friend returned with a message: “Lying groove, didn’t you see it? ”

Don’t see it?

What didn’t you see? Wang Jianqiang was even more puzzled.

“Lying groove, you quickly refresh Alitong’s message area.”

A group of friends sent such a message.

Refresh the message area? Wang Jianqiang was stunned for a moment, didn’t he brush it just then?

Could it be that the group friend made a wonderful spray quote? But that doesn’t need everyone Aite.

And it’s this continuous crazy Aite. With doubts in his heart, Wang Jianqiang refreshed the message area below Alitong’s video. The next moment…

“Groove!!!”

He couldn’t help but burst into foul language. I saw that at the top of the message area, a message was directly manually liked by netizens and placed at the top, clearly displayed in the most conspicuous position,

And the content of this message is: “Fagrandfather: Professional yin and yang, to ensure that you have no worries after Ga, book in advance can get a nine-fold discount!” ”

“Groove, groove, groove!”

Wang Jianqiang couldn’t help but come to a triple groove, and then let out a huge exclamation: “Fate… Fa Ye!!! ”

He slammed his water cup on the ground, and it turned out to be Fa Ye!

“Fa Ye actually paid attention to Ah Litong, lying groove, hahaha.”

He jumped up from his chair excitedly, singing and dancing.

Completely ignoring the scolding of the family outside.

Even singing and dancing could not vent the excitement in his heart, and he rolled directly on the bed.

Use this to vent your inner excitement.

Even pillows and cups were thrown all over the floor by him. It took a long time for him to recover, and his face turned red,

I looked at the comment below this message: “Woohoo, long live Fa Ye!” ”

“Fa Ye Fa Ye, I love 570 you!”

“The banquet has opened, and I am so excited to finally be able to eat Ali’s table.”

“Tears broke down, and Tainyima was moved.”

“Get out of the way, the funeral army is coming, and those who want to eat are lined up.”

“The coffin carrying group is ready, the band, the band is out to work.”

“The band is coming, and the funeral music is playing.”

“What funeral, give everyone a [today is a good day.”

“I will give five hundred dollars.”

“I’m a thousand.”

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Wang Jianqiang looked at the messages of netizens excitedly, and felt that his eyes were a little moist.

SNN has always been a thorn stuck in the hearts of the dragon people, forget, forget, take, take away.

It’s disgusting people stuck there all the time.

And Ah Litong, a representative of SNN, posts anti-dragon country videos on YouTube every day, and I don’t know how many netizens have been angry with her and have a heart attack.

If possible, some netizens are even willing to limit one for one, with their own lives, to exchange Alitong’s life. But

The truth is so cruel, they can’t do the same thing with Ali,

I can only watch her flaunt her might on the YouTube, wantonly trampling on the dignity of her countrymen.

The back molar teeth are all crushed. But now… Fa Ye finally made a move.

Hahaha!

All netizens want to look up to the sky and laugh.

Retribution, Alitong, your retribution has finally come. Jumping again?

Are you bouncing around again? Isn’t that a damn?

Looking at the message that was artificially topped, all the Longguo netizens on the YouTube were all tears of excitement. It’s really eye-catching.

Long live Fa Ye. At this time, not only Longguo netizens responded frantically under Yang Lin’s roadshow, but even some foreign netizens,

Also frantically scrolling through the message: “Wow, my God, grandfather is here again!” Oh, my God! ”

“The necromancer from the Dragon Kingdom is going to reap human lives again.”

“Grandfather, grandfather I love you, I want to go to the Dragon Kingdom to find you, is that okay?”

“Dear grandfather, my mother often scolds me, I pray that you pay attention to her, I will introduce my sexy sister to you as a young man”

“Lie down, ruthless upstairs!”

Of course, there are also some who don’t know who their grandfather is, and they also ask questions in the message area.

“Who are you talking about grandfather? How it feels so terrifying. ”

“Yes, I also want to ask, who is my grandfather?”

“Yes, which hangs the big one.”

As a result, foreign netizens who had good things began to popularize to these people the legendary deeds of the necromancer-grandfather from the Dragon Kingdom. After listening, these netizens exclaimed: “God, is it so amazing? ”

“Why am I a little unconvinced? It feels fake. ”

“No matter, I’ll plug in first, sit here and wait for the result.”

“Eye+1”

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Wang Jianqiang looked at these messages with emotion, and just wanted to have a fire tongs Liu Ming.

Suddenly, his phone vibrated wildly again.

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