I, Naruto, Fooled Black Zetsu Into Being His Father At The Beginning

"What do you say Naruto is doing these days?"

"Then who knows, I haven't been to school in days, right?"

"I heard that there is another pervert in the school who is on the same level as Uchiha Itachi! I graduated directly after one year of school. ”

"You said it wouldn't be Naruto, would you?"

"What are you kidding, if it's Naruto I'm upside down!"

"Haha~ too, Naruto's kind of crane tail, even I can't compare to it, but Sasuke was shocked, he ran to find the Third Generation old man to apply for graduation, and the results were called back."

In a park in Konoha, the original truant fivesome group has become four.

Shikamaru, Chōji, Shino and Ya are playing and discussing Naruto, who hasn't been to school for days.

"How about we go to his house?"

"Do you know where his house is?"

Shikamaru scratched his head and said:

"He seems to be very close to Hyuga's family, so you can ask Hinata."

At this time, Chōji, who was eating potato chips on the side, suddenly pointed in a direction and was surprised:

"Look! That's a lot! ”

Everyone looked over in unison, and then the expressions on their faces became more and more exaggerated.

“(ΩДΩ)！！”

"That, tooth? Is that your sister? ”

Inuzuka nodded,

"I seem to have seen Naruto kiss your sister's face just now, and she smiled."

"What is this, the girl of the Uchiha clan next to him also kissed him."

Shino who had been silent suddenly spoke:

"Could it be that he became a little white face who was raised by your sister because he didn't have money to go to school?"

Inuzuka Ya: "..."

"Get out!"

Inuzuka ran angrily towards Naruto, "Stop! That's a lot! Give me a stop! ”

Naruto and Izumi and Inuzuka Hana stopped and looked back in surprise.

I saw Inuzuka viciously slap Naruto's hand down his sister's waist:

"You bastard, where did you put your hands."

Naruto smiled without blushing:

"Call your brother-in-law."

Inuzuka Hana on the side blushed:

"Nasty, what do you say in front of children!"

Inuzuka Ya: "..."

(╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻！

"Sister, this guy is as big as me!!"

Naruto smiled and opened his arm and said:

"Don't make trouble, your brother-in-law and I are Genin of the Eight Classics, and your sister is teammates, and the two of us are happy... Well...... We are three lovers. ”

"We're going to do the task, come back and brother-in-law will bring you some local products."

Looking at the two who were shy and flirting with Naruto, Inuzuka Ya, who was still a child, suddenly petrified in place, and when Shikamaru and the others came forward, he did not recover from the blow.

Shikamaru said with a look of disdain:

"Women are the most troublesome."

Chōji also nodded:

"Indeed, they will grab food from you."

Shino is full of black lines, is that the problem! Didn't see that the teeth were all stoned?

Inuzuka turned his head stiffly and asked in a questioning tone:

"This... Naruto became my brother-in-law? ”

Shino: "..."

How low is your EQ!! That's the point!!

If Naruto is here, he will sigh, sure enough, the emotional intelligence of men in Hokage is basically negative,

Girls, on the other hand, are more precocious and unrestrained, except for Hinata.

As you can see from the screams that Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke cause all day, Naruto's Poseidon is like a fish in the sea.

Naruto said don't call me Poseidon anymore, I just want to give every girl a home, after all, there are too many straight men of steel in the Hokage world...

Of course, feelings are just a small episode for Naruto.

His priority now is still to improve his strength,

The cultivation of physical skills is essential, and the horror of Eight Inner Gates is well known in Naruto's previous life, and Guy does not know how many people's youth have burned out of a night.

Unfortunately, a Ōtsutsuki elbow strike directly extinguished this cluster of flames and stepped on two feet.

And then there's the Sharingan workout, which needs to be done in secret.

Before playing with Anbu, Naruto could clearly feel that there would be a slight delay in the body's reaction speed and the brain's prejudgment impression.

Even if you don't use Sharingan,

Therefore, Naruto did not entangle with his opponent in physical skills this time, so he chose to rely on the strong Chatonra to crush.

But if the opponent's strength is stronger and reaches the Jōnin level, these small errors will cause irreversible harm to themselves.

Either a teammate dies, or you lose your own life.

There are countless strong people in the ninja world, and Naruto was still hung and beaten by Fourth Raikage after plundering Nine Tails Chakra from Nine Tails and opening Nine-Tails Chakra Mode.

Even with the perfect Nine Tails booster mode, Obito and Uchiha Madara, with Rinnegan, can easily defeat themselves.

That's why Naruto is so eager to pursue strength.

It's not that you can live a good and stable life by following Naruto's plot, on the contrary, even Nine Tails turned on heavy ion mode in middle age and hung up, and Boruto's opening also said that Six Paths Hokage is dead.

Together, he was exhausted and tired for most of his life, he was beaten in the first half of his life, and he was tired in the second half of his life, and he finally got on the right track, and jumped out of a defeated subordinate and sent himself away.

Whenever he thought of this, Naruto strengthened his determination to blacken,

Our Lady has a fart use!

In addition to letting the villagers who have bullied themselves since childhood live a happy life, there is no use for farts!

At this time, Naruto had already brought the two women to the mission collection place, and the captain Yamato was waiting in front of the door early.

"Let's go, Master Third Generation has already arranged a task that suits you."

Yamato smiled and spoke to the three.

Several people nodded and walked into the task pick-up area.

ps. Find the data... It's okay to comment down, I stare at the movement every time the codeword is moved, so I have the motivation to continue writing...

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