I open a blind box in the last days
Chapter 69, Offer up your aunt!
The ground in the deserted city was covered with clouds, lightning and thunder.
In the underground shelter, Wei Po was holding a small welcome ceremony for their new guest, Miss Rourou.
Rourou could only wrap her body by wearing Wei Po's big T-shirt. Although it didn't fit well, it was much better than the clothes the Dongsen orcs woven from leaves.
Jimmy, the novice, was still the same coward, not daring to look at the flesh. He blushed, squirmed, and began to stutter when speaking.
On this day, Wei Po cooked a table of vegetables himself. As the former deputy leader of the mercenary group, making a nutritious meal using the only ingredients at hand was also a required course for survival in the wild.
Rourou ate his first meal of delicious food other than bamboo and fruits. The speed... was almost the same as a forklift.
"...delicious, delicious...what is this? What kind of food is this?"
"This is canned beef, my lady, eat it slowly."
"What about this? What about this? What is this thing that pricks your mouth?"
"Please, that's a can of sardines, be careful if you get pricked in the mouth by fish bones."
"And this one, this one is delicious too~~!"
"This is our little friend Jimmy's new cake. If you like it, let him make it for you every day."
"That's great~~~You really didn't lie to me~~Wei Po, you are such a great cook! I will live here every day from now on, can you cook for me every day?"
"Um...well...your words can easily be misunderstood."
Wei Po picked his nose with his fingers. Now he felt that if he deceived the innocent little girl in front of him, he would feel guilty.
But do you have a conscience? It’s not okay at all~!
"Hahaha~~ No problem, as long as you like it, I will cook it for you every day~!"
Wei Po naturally sat next to Rourou and put his hand on his shoulder.
The simple Rourou didn't notice anything was wrong at all, and still stuffed the dry food on the table into his mouth like a wind and a lingering cloud.
At first, Wei Po was still in his arms and was distracted. But gradually... the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched and he hurriedly stopped him.
"Auntie! That's toilet paper! You can't eat that! This is condiment and you can't drink it directly! Look at it, the plate is broken...!"
Well, in a flurry of scrambling, Wei Po saved six plates and three bowls.
But... half of the roll of toilet paper was bitten off by Rourou... It seems that she still has a lot to learn.
The innocent and simple Rourou is so curious about everything.
Little Pudding volunteered to be a commentator, walking around the underground shelter with Rourou, and telling her what she couldn't eat.
Little Jimmy looked sad and began to clean up the restaurant as if it had been swept by a storm.
Wei Po was pulled aside by Professor Big and asked in a low voice: "So you have already established a preliminary alliance with the orc from Dongsen? After that, we will have a large and stable supply of fresh fruits and herbs?
And the orc warriors can also provide a certain amount of labor?"
Wei Po showed a proud smile and said: "Yes, my old professor~~ and now we only need to sort out the daily necessities in the shelter that have been accumulated for a long time and exchange them for what we need. How about it?
Isn’t this deal a good deal~?”
The old madman nodded, thought for a moment and then said: "But... it's a pity that you left a whole package of medicines there. What if they ruin it?"
"Don't worry, my professor. The package of medicine is placed in their leader's room. Other orcs have no chance or courage to touch it. Don't you think it's like a free warehouse? There are so many orcs guarding us.
Come on. This is an advantage without taking advantage of the sky to strike like lightning."
Professor Big raised his eyes and glanced at Wei Po, then slowly extended his thumb.
"You are still awesome!"
"Haha~~ Old guy, I thought you were complimenting me. Okay, now tell me how much of the cameras on the ground have been restored after our emergency repairs?"
Professor Big took out his notebook and took a look: "More than a dozen cameras have been restored to normal operation, but less than half are still in a damaged state. I think this is probably related to the frequent battles of the orcs. In their fight with the night zombies,
Our camera was accidentally damaged during the fight."
"Well... I have given them some suggestions on this. The combat power of the night zombies is several times that of the day, but the orcs choose to go out hunting at night. Isn't this causing trouble for themselves?
Of course, this situation will never happen again. In addition, I left cans to teach them some basic survival rules in deserted cities.
These orcs were a little too arrogant relying on their physical advantages. But now that they have suffered a lot, they should have learned a lesson."
Having said this, Professor Bigger rubbed his hands several times but hesitated to speak, but did not ask a word.
Wei Po looked strange.
"Hey, old madman, just say what you want to say, why are you so polite in front of me?"
"Haha..." Professor Big laughed dryly, thinking about what he was going to say next, and tentatively said: "Well... look, you just said that our new guest, Ms. Rourou, is Dongsen
Among the orcs, they are the most evolved and the ones closest to humans?
I think... there must be some kind of genetic secret hidden in her body! As long as this secret is unlocked, we can understand the principle of orc evolution!
Similarly, if you understand the principles of orc evolution, then the principles of human transformation into night zombies are also very similar! Do you think..."
Before Professor Big finished speaking, Wei Po raised his hand.
"Stop it! You old lunatic, don't even think about touching my meat! Don't you already have a fat cow? Just use it for experiments! You can do it to such a delicate and innocent girl like meat.
Can I take out the knife?"
"Uh... Wei Po, I'm afraid you misunderstood. I just wanted to do some routine examinations on her. I didn't want to dissect her... Even the fat cow, I didn't use a knife on it."
Professor Big is a little aggrieved... He is now a tiger who does not eat people, and has a bad reputation. All the deserted cities and surrounding forces think that he is a madman who can dissect anyone he catches... But he has really never dissected a few people!
"Okay, let's stop this matter. We have just concluded an alliance with the orcs in Dongsen, and Rourou is their saint. We must not let her suffer any injustice!
Remember, during the week she was in the shelter, I treated her as an ancestor! This is related to whether we can form a strong and stable ally in the future!"
Seeing Wei Po's resolute attitude, Professor Big was slightly disappointed, but he still forced out an ugly smile.
"Haha... That's natural, that's natural. I can still distinguish the priorities of things. Hmm... Then I'd better go study that fat cow first."
Well, Little Pudding's "cow-shaped story device" was once again pulled into the laboratory by the old madman. It was inexplicably put on many instruments and devices, and several tubes of blood were inexplicably drained...
Although the fat cow is tall and strong, it is as strong as a hill. But in fact, it is very timid. Every time Professor Big takes out the needle, it will tremble in fear and curl up into a ball.
It's just that when you stay in the underground laboratory, you only need to wear some instruments and draw blood occasionally.
It's not like when I stayed in Vault 189, where those in white coats used various inhumane methods to conduct experiments on it.
The fat cow is already very satisfied. What's more important is that in this underground shelter, as long as it doesn't do experiments, it can move around at will and eat fresh vegetables!
Today I even met a little orc girl.
Originally, the fat man wanted to go up and say hello, but when he saw the hungry look in his eyes... the fat man gave up the idea.
Alas~~ Life now is much better than before, and I can’t ask for anything more...
It’s just...it really wants to attend parties with everyone...and also wants to have its own room...
But Fatty knows that all this will take time. At least he now has a friend - little pudding~~ God still treats him well.
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