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God smashed the stone carved Bible in front of him with his backhand, and solemnly took the Xinhua Dictionary with both hands

: "This..." "

If you want to spy on Eastern civilization, you should start by recognizing Chinese characters!"

The sages listened amusedly.

But if you think about it, this is indeed the truth.

If Eastern civilization is to replace Western beliefs, they must be made to recognize the legitimacy of Eastern civilization.

If you don't even know a word, how can you replace Western civilization?

Of the thousands of sages who have just been conjured, each of them is not weaker than God in morality, and even most of them can crush her.

In addition to overwhelming people, this move also persuades people with virtue.

God naturally understood this, and she simply could not resist it.

More importantly... The person who said this... He's so handsome!

Handsome people speak, then it must be right!

"Then can you teach me tonight... This... Chinese character... How to read? "

God is dressed in a wide robe, half-open, and butterflies sit with their half-amputated thighs exposed.

He spoke sincerely.

It shows the appearance of "devout believers believe in our Lord".

It was simply a little more religious than the cardinal who had just been killed.

Chu Zi looked down at her azure blue eyes and saw the cat-like strange light she was hiding in the depths of her eyes.

... Meekness is full of wildness!

No way!

So wild?

No wonder when he was pinched just now, he kept shouting [with... Dare

she want to shout [Force]?

No way!

She shouldn't have suffered. Sadomasochistic tendencies, right?

Forehead... As a Western faith, it has been high for thousands of years... If you want to say that there is nothing wrong with your heart, I definitely don't believe it.

Teach you Chinese at night?

What about you?

You treat me like Chen Qingquan?!"

Am I the kind of casual person?

Thinking of this, Chu Zi couldn't help but tremble with anger, and his knuckles turned white.

Messing with stuff!!

Can't you whisper this and secretly tell me?!

Do you shout loudly, are you afraid that others will not hear?

Damn it!

Glancing back.

Li Shu and Ziyun really listened sideways, their eyes staring at this place deadly.

Messing with stuff!!

The more Chu Zi thought about it, the more angry he became, the more angry he thought.

Especially when looking down at God, you can see the unfathomable ravine!

It's scary!

"How big?"

Chu Zi subconsciously asked.

The woman straightened her chest and said proudly: "36E." "

Li Shu: ???

Ziyun: ???

The two looked at each other.

Is this real?

Surely it can't be!

The two looked over coldly at the same time.

Scold! Nonsense, brainless garbage quasi-emperor!

Sooner or later it will kill you!

...

Hearing that she reported herself, Chu Zi was even more angry.

Messing with stuff! Why did you talk too much just now?

Does it seem that you have a mouth?

I understand with one look from you!

Although he cursed and cursed in his heart, Chu Zi's face was very righteous.

And without pretense, he said,

"I'm asking how old you are."

"Eighteen."

Chu Zi: ??? Eighteen is so well developed?

"What do you usually eat?"

Hearing this, Li Shu and Ziyun couldn't help but probe their heads and look over.

God said, "Papaya with milk." "

Everyone: .

Just now, it was different, now put this research on breast enlargement?

It's not next to each other!

Mr. Chu's brain circuits... Isn't it something different from us?

However.

Chu Zi did not feel embarrassed at all, but instead showed compassion and sincerely taught:

"Hmm... Eighteen years old, there is nothing wrong with eating on weekdays... Well... You are a forgeable.

"The Tao needs to be understood by yourself, not by me."

"Chinese characters are broad and profound, and the process of learning is also the process of sharpening your mind and reshaping your faith."

"Do you understand?"

God looked grim and nodded, "I see."

"Really understood?"

"Fake."

For this answer, Chu Zi was not surprised.

Eastern civilization is the accumulation of thousands, or even tens of thousands of sages, how can it be understood overnight?

"Then I will pass on your Xinhua Dictionary today, and you have to understand it well."

"If you don't understand it again, just memorize, copy, and write silently!"

"If you can't do it once, you will do it twice, if you can't do it twice, ten times, one day, you will understand my good intentions!"

Chu Zi had even imagined the picture of God silently writing the Xinhua Dictionary.

Forehead... Let the God of the West silently write the Xinhua Dictionary of the East....

The picture is so beautiful, I have to think about it.

Just like that, although Chu Zi had all kinds of reluctance in his heart.

However, Li Shu and Ziyun were staring at each other.

He had to give up the opportunity to teach God Chinese and follow the saint all the way east.

...

On the very day.

The news of God's manifestation in the Western Palace swept the world.

Before everyone could wake up from the shocking news, an even more outrageous thing came.

God sent down three oracles.

[The Lord has carefully analyzed himself and found that there are great loopholes in his morality

] [The Lord will believe in Eastern civilization from today

on] [God will lead her people to true salvation]

When he heard this news, the whole world quarreled over it.

"I have believed in God for so many years, so there really is a God in the world?"

"If the person outside is God, she is more than two thousand years old! Can a person live that long?

"Hey! How else can they be God? Isn't it normal to live longer?

"Fake! Definitely fake! This is a trap for the Orientals! "

Rumors! This is an unforgivable blasphemy against God!

"If the shameless Orientals dare to make such wild remarks, it will trigger a world war!"

At the same time, high-level Western officials came out to refute rumors and try to prevent the influence of public opinion.

However, the rumor-debunking soon met God.

"God, there is no doubt!"

Purified by the radiance of God's holy radiance, those who refute rumors for God meet God directly.

She appeared to the world and performed her miracles.

At this time, Chu Zi, who was far away in the east, finally saw her terrifying means.

The power of the mortal world was not worth mentioning in front of her at all.

In almost just one day, she slaughtered all the doubters who questioned her.

On this day, it was called "the day of divine punishment" by Western believers,

and then she sent down divine gifts, blessings in all directions, and proved to the world that [God, is fraternity]

"Slap a date for a date, should she have conquered the West by playing this hand?"

"Sure enough! No amount of persuasion is as good as a fight.

The sage nodded, deeply convinced.

"Little friend, from now on, I am afraid that the power of faith she has accumulated will gather on you."

As soon as he mentioned this matter, Chu Zi had a headache.

He originally wanted to help the saint condense the power of faith, but he did not admit that he wanted to be self-defeating and get the power of faith on himself.

After seeing the sages, he naturally knew how terrifying the power of faith was.

Unfortunately, he did not want to get involved in cause and effect, and he was not interested in it.

Fortunately, as long as the switch of the power of faith is not activated, this powerful and mysterious force will not be imposed on oneself.

I had to divert the topic and say,

"What is the teacher's plan for the future?"

The saint showed that sad and compassionate look again, and said elegantly and easily:

"The human heart is not ancient."

"After the Pangu Continent is on the right track, I still have to lead my disciples to preach my morality."

"What about you, little friend? Do you want to join me?

Chu Zi shook his head and pointed to Li Shu, who was sitting cross-legged on the side.

It's all in the middle of nowhere.

The sage smiled gratifyingly and handed over the sword at his waist.

"If one day Xiaoyou encounters invincible danger and does not want to open the power of faith, he will hold this sword."

"No matter the end of the world, I will definitely lead my disciples to go."

...

Back to the empty room.

Only then did Chu Zi remember that Ziyun was still setting up arrays for the Pangu Continent.

It seems that I am going to sleep alone tonight.

Just lying down, a familiar voice sounded.

"I'm here to learn Chinese..."