I play online games with the goddess
0126 Comedy farce
md, where is the Bone Tower of the Undead?? I just agreed to her, and forgot to ask the most important question. Judging from the look on her face as she looked up at the sky, she would not pay attention to me. Now I am in trouble!
Turn on the communicator, and the one who is most familiar with the official and the forum is Caiyuan Gungun. Send him a message asking him to check the relevant information and specific location of the Bone Tower of the Undead. If he says he can't find it, it's useless to ask anyone else.
"Hey!" Caiyuan Gungun replied: "Xiongqi Boss, there is no official or forum, sorry!"
Me: "I'm so polite, I got out of the way!"
Who are you asking? I don’t know how to complete the mission? Well, a group of uninvited guests have arrived before I have a clue about the mission destination. The way out is blocked by people. I glanced at it, good guys, there are dozens of people, and the level can be regarded as popular. The leader
The level 42 warrior is quite interesting. He fell in love with the widow. His name is even more popular than his level and appearance. He is so domineering and handsome!
"Brother, when this fool killed you, did you tell me the name of my widow brother?" The widow in love glanced at me with contempt, raised her head and asked arrogantly.
Brother Shou, who was instantly killed by my sword, kept nodding his head and said loudly: "Of course, but after hearing this, this idiot not only didn't stop, but showed his ID and attacked me while I was stunned. He came with a real gun and a real sword."
Can he beat me in a game? Nonsense!"
What is the highest level of shamelessness? The hand brother in front of me has reached the pinnacle in this aspect. His ability to reverse black and white can be said to be unprecedented and unprecedented. In this aspect, I give up and cannot catch up even if I ride on Black Fire.
"Brothers, tell this idiot what will happen if he offends our Fenghao family!"
"Take off your clothes!"
"Look at the light!"
"Touch the light!"
...
Falling in love with the ferocious look on the widow's face, she said contemptuously: "Don't be afraid! If you are afraid, just admit your mistake and pay some mental damages. I won't cheat you. I will give you ten or twenty thousand gold coins and this matter will be over. You are in trouble."
Xiongqi is the number one person in Maple Leaf City’s land rankings. If you go up to the top, I’ll make you famous. If you don’t, we’ll have a fight!”
At that time, the little devils had a three-guest policy, but now the coquettish family led by this brother is even more ruthless. Even if they take off their clothes, they still have to look naked. The most shameless thing is to touch them naked. Dozens of big men touch them again, and they will not die.
It will shatter to pieces.
"Brother Widow, right? You know that I am a romantic hero and you are still so arrogant. You are so awesome. Who gives you the courage?" I was curious, knowing that my brother is still so arrogant. These are all geniuses.
?
The widow in love snorted disdainfully: "Brothers, if you don't give me face, do it!"
With a snap, the opponent's archers and magicians launched attacks one after another. Arrows that were not aimed, fireballs as big as fists, and ice balls that were as powerful as a rainbow were directed at me.
"Brothers, have you seen this? This is a master. He is a piece of shit. He can't even dodge this kind of attack that covers a large area. If we want to kill him, we will kill this rookie who is famous but has no strength. The time has come for the Fengshao family to become famous. Let's start.
Video, after the battle is over, post it to the official forum, let’s see who dares to offend our coquettish family in the future.”
md, I was in such a bad mood that I didn’t want to move. Seeing that the other party was so eloquent and beaming, he really had the potential to be a speaker. Not surprisingly, those guys were filming wildly, and they were so proud of falling in love with the widow. I was a little envious of it.
"9!"
"7!"
"10!"
"10!"
.....
In terms of defense, the archer's arrows cannot break through the defense. In terms of magic defense, it is rare to be able to deal two mandatory damage. After one round, my health has dropped by less than 100. Are these guys here to have fun? They are just imitating others with this amount of damage.
Play group p at home, mess around!
"Brother Widow, if you don't break the defense, think of a way quickly!"
"My hockey puck only did 10 points of damage? Who slapped me? I was dazzled."
...
"Don't worry, brothers, what you see with your eyes may not be the real situation. Trust me, just hold on, I'll call someone!"
Shameless? Today I saw the Widow in Love and I really saw the essence of Shameless. He is considered the first of the new generation of shameless people. There are still some people who are just a few blocks away from that guy who sells his teammates' ideas to get paid.
Excuses to run away, shameless flow is indeed difficult to understand and even harder to learn. It is not suitable for people like me. I am not smart enough and will never learn it in my life.
Want to run? Summoned the black fire, ignored those simple rookies, caught up with the widow like the wind, and said teasingly: "Brother Widow, where are you going? Let me give you a ride, free of charge!"
"Feng Liu Xiong Qi, it's a man. Let's fight one on one. I can record the video. Feng Liu Xiong Qi, the top master on the ground list, tortures and kills rookies. This is a good topic, don't you dare..."
Your sister, the fire rainbow flashed past like a dazzling thunder and lightning, across the neck of the widow in love, high damage and a fatal blow to the weak point, killing instantly!
No one can play video games better than Brother Guanxi. The demo wants to blackmail me with videos, no way!
"Let's break up. We have this time to kill more monsters. Why are you playing in a group? Get out!" I can't say whether the angry shout was a bastard or not. At least this group of simple novices ran away in fear.
A farce + comedy made me feel better. With the mentality of treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, I asked the queen of the elves. She may stand here all her life and never leave, in broad daylight or in the dark and windy night.
I can see her every time I come here, which is great.
"Warrior of our tribe, your kindness and open-mindedness have shown me the hope of the future of the elves. I can see from your face that you have encountered difficulties. The matter about the Bone Tower of the Undead has troubled you, right?"
My dear, are all goddesses so smart? Who the fuck talks about big breasts and no brains all day long? I can’t wait to slap him a few times, it’s just nonsense.
"Dear Queen, you are really the smartest person in the world." There is also a sentence after the most charming woman, which is mostly teasing, but it is not good to say it.
A slight smile appeared on the snow-white cheeks of the Elf Queen. That smile was like a spring breeze, making people feel warm and comfortable.
"If we talk about the Bone Tower of the Undead, we have to mention the human race and our Elf clan. The Undead clan is our mortal enemy. Since the leader of the Undead clan, the Fallen Angel, was imprisoned, the fallen undead creatures have been huddled in the Canyon of the Undead. The Bone Tower of the Undead is
The barrier and the first obstacle in the Canyon of the Dead is full of dangers and is a forbidden area for our two clans. Are you sure you want to go there?"
Not to mention the dangers that surround me, I will not flinch even if I go up a mountain of swords or go down into a frying pan. I looked at the Queen of the Elf with a firm gaze: "Yes, I will fight through thorns and thorns all the way, and I will never look back even in the face of death."
The queen of the elves showed a hint of satisfaction and appreciation on her snow-white cheeks, and nodded: "You are worthy of being a warrior of our clan. The bravest warriors are those who charge in the face of difficulties. Since you are determined to go there, I will give you a task."
Mission, I believe you will be happy to accept it"
"Of course!" Isn't a mission just a task?! Only fools wouldn't accept it. I don't think I am.
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