I Ran Away After Flirting with the Paranoid Male Protagonist

Jiang Chuyan's scalp was numb, he took a deep breath, turned his head and asked, "You are Yu Yuan??? You are not Master Qi?!"

Seeing Jiang Chuyan's reaction, Yu Yuan confirmed the guess just now, Jiang Chuyan really recognized him as someone else.

But they have known each other for nearly two months, how could Jiang Chuyan not recognize his face.

Yu Yuan suppressed the strange feeling in his heart and chuckled, "I am Yu Yuan."

Jiang Chuyan's eyes were dark, and he couldn't recover for a while.

numb…

Really numb…

Facial Blindness

Jiang Chuyan pressed his temples and slowly let out a sigh, "Little beggar, what's your name?"

The beggar wiped away tears in pain, "My name is Qi Gai. Qi of the Great Sage Monkey King! Gai of the Heroes of the World!"

Jiang Chuyan: "...Oh, hello beggar."

"You said just now that Yu Yuan kicked you into the mud pit?"

Qigue sobbed, "Yes."

Jiang Chuyan's attitude immediately turned three hundred and sixty-five, and pointed at Yu Yuan: "There is such a shameless person in the world! I condemn him for you!"

When facing the male protagonist, Jiang Chuyan was still a little cowardly and asked in a low voice, "Yu Yuan, why are you doing this."

Yu Yuan said lightly: "Qi Gai wants to sneak attack on me, but stealing chickens won't kill you."

Jiang Chuyan said fiercely: "That's your fault too. You quickly apologize."

"Young Master Jiang didn't say that just now."

Yu Yuan's tone was slow, as if in a strange yin and yang tone, "Young Master Jiang said just now that Qi Gai just fell into the mud pit, but I injured my leg."

Jiang Chuyan suddenly felt his face hurt.

"Yu Yuan, if you do something wrong, you must bear the consequences. This evil right leg made an unforgivable mistake and must be punished. Your right leg..."

Jiang Chuyan's eyebrows and eyes were covered with frost, and he made a "click" gesture with his right hand, and the rest of the words were self-evident.

Yu Yuan's expression darkened.

Zigai stopped in horror: "You can't cut off his legs! We can't do illegal things!"

The housekeeper stopped: "Master, legs are non-renewable resources, please think twice. If Yu Yuan's right leg is cut off, then Yu Yuan's right leg will be gone."

Listen to what you have to say.

Jiang Chuyan wondered: "When am I going to saw off his leg?"

Qi Gai asked in horror, "Are you trying to kill Yu Yuan???"

"You misunderstood."

Jiang Chuyan explained: "I meant to tie his right leg so that he could only walk on one foot. That scene must be very funny."

Qi Gai's expression suddenly became indescribable, and he put on the mask of pain again. He didn't know if that scene was funny or not, he thought he was a joke now.

"Woooooo I'm going home to find my mother, you all bully me."

Putting those words down, Qi Gai ran away crying.

The hall fell into a dead silence.

Thinking of what he did just now, Jiang Chuyan was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a hole to bury himself.

The housekeeper respectfully said: "Master, breakfast is ready, please eat."

Jiang Chuyan was not in the mood to eat.

Some people are alive, but they are dead :)

At this time, a fluffy white puppet cat walked towards Jiang Chuyan.

Seeing such a cute cat, Jiang Chuyan's sadness was instantly healed.

Immediately abduct the Ragdoll into her arms and perform forced love play on the Ragdoll.

The housekeeper said with relief: "Cuihua is still the closest to the young master. It is never touched by others, only by the young master."

Jiang Chuyan cracked open, "Cuihua?"

The name Cuihua is really fresh and refined.

When he read the novel, he didn't read it carefully and couldn't remember many details. There is a cat in the original book that seems to be really called Cuihua.

"Meow~" Ragdoll stretched out light pink claws, and her eyes were clear and blue.

Jiang Chuyan sat at the dining table with the cat in his arms, and out of the corner of his eye caught a glimpse of a gray enamel basin on the ground.

The enamel basin is about the size of a washbasin. It contains a white steamed bun and a few pickles. It looks very shabby, a bit like a dog basin.

Jiang Chuyan hugged the puppet cat in his arms and asked fearfully, "Do you have a dog at home?"

When he was a child, he was chased and bitten by dogs for two streets. He was a little afraid of dogs.

Housekeeper: "No dogs."

Jiang Chuyan stared at the "dog basin" on the floor, his eyes moved to Yu Yuan, and he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

The housekeeper continued to say, "This is Yu Yuan's breakfast."

"You don't allow Yu Yuan to eat at the table, and you ordered Yu Yuan to only use this basin to eat on the ground. Because once you fed Yu Yuan at the table, Yu Yuan didn't know how to push it. open you."

The housekeeper scolded: "You deserve it, people like Yu Yuan are really shameless. Yu Yuan dare not eat the food you fed yourself."

"Butler, shut up."

Jiang Chuyan tentatively glanced at the male protagonist's face and found that there was no expression on the male protagonist's face. The hero can really endure.

Jiang Chuyan looked at the enamel basin, there was only one white steamed bun, not even a chopstick, and it was thrown in the far corner of the restaurant. The insult was too strong.

The original owner is really scum.

Even if he wants to abuse the male lead physically and mentally, Jiang Chuyan disdains to use such a rude method. It is really immoral to let people eat dog food.

"This rice bowl is an eyesore, it should be lost."

"Yu Yuan, you are my canary, so you should have the consciousness of a canary."

"From now on, all the rice bowls on the ground will only belong to cats, don't delusionally think about things that don't belong to you, and don't rob cats and cats. You'd better go to the table to eat , don't try to disobey me."

Yu Yuan didn't know what the **** Jiang Chuyan wanted to do.

This neuropathy has always liked to use this dog basin to humiliate him, but now he has suddenly changed his nature. Could it be that Jiang Chuyan planned to torture him with more cruel means? Such as cutting off his dietary sources.

Yu Yuan said coldly: "What if I don't agree."

Jiang Chuyan was stunned.

"Even robbing cats and cats, are you still human?!"

The Ragdoll "meows" with its claws and claws, and the plush snow-white claws are placed on the edge of the enamel basin, as if responding.

After listening to these humiliating words, Yu Yuan still had no superfluous expression on his face, his pupils were pure black, and he looked at Jiang Chuyan as if he was looking at a dead man.

Jiang Chuyan commanded the puppet cat and said fiercely: "Amiao, he robbed you of your meal, hurry up and scratch him!"

The puppet cat seemed to understand Jiang Chuyan's words, and rushed to Yu Yuan with its short fluffy legs.

Putting on Yu Yuan's trousers, staring at Yu Yuan with clear blue watery eyes, he roared fiercely, "Meow meow meow!"

"Meow!!"

The ragdoll cat is covered with snow-white fluff, the pads are light pink, and the meowing sound is particularly whimper, and the sweetness penetrates into the heart of the heart.

Yu Yuan's eyes moved slightly, and he was caught off guard.

Bent over and gently stroked the cat's fluff.

It is soft to the touch, like a soft cotton candy.

The puppet cat rubbed Yu Yuan's palm, hugged Yu Yuan's legs and rolled, purring comfortably, and betrayed on the spot.

Jiang Chuyan couldn't even see the renegade cat.

After waiting for a long time, still not waiting for the torture from Jiang Chuyan, Yu Yuan felt more and more strange.

"Master, do you have anything else to order?"

"Yes."

There is a large table of dishes in front of him, so many dishes he can't finish. It's not good to waste food.

It is better to use these dishes to abuse the male lead.

In the original book, it is mentioned that the male protagonist likes to be vegetarian, hates meat and fish, and never buys meat in the supermarket.

As a villain, of course, the male protagonist cannot get what he wants.

Braised Pork, Sauce Duck, Braised Pork Ribs, Big Pork Knuckle, etc. are all meat dishes that the male protagonist does not like to eat, so they are all arranged!

"These breakfasts are too greasy, I don't have an appetite, so I'll give them to you."

Jiang Chuyan looked dignified, and lazily handed Yu Yuan the thermos bottle with big fish and meat, "Take your breakfast away."

Yu Yuan looked slightly startled, and the strange feeling in his heart became stronger and stronger.

Jiang Chuyan not only did not cut off his dietary sources, but instead gave him better food.

Furthermore, how did Jiang Chuyan know that he likes meat?

I used to be vegetarian because I couldn't afford meat.

"Yes, sir."

When passing the lunch box, the two people accidentally touched their fingertips.

Yu Yuan quickly retracted his knuckles like an electric shock, his face turned blue in an instant, and there was a storm in his dark eyes.

Jiang Chuyan was stunned for a few seconds, surprised that the male protagonist reacted so strongly.

Jiang Chuyan also has a slight cleanliness and does not like to be too close to strangers. But such a small gesture of fingertips touching, he generally does not take it to heart.

The male protagonist's cleanliness has become so serious that he can't stand even the most basic fingertip touch.

Yes, it seems to have been described in the original book.

Due to her tragic childhood experiences, Yu Yuan hated close contact from the same **** very much, and probably the most hated was the contact from the vicious villain Jiang Chuyan.

Seeing this, Jiang Chuyan was even more excited.

Jiang Chuyan took a few steps forward, narrowed the distance between the two, and deliberately moved closer.

The distance was so close that it almost touched Yu Yuan's Adam's apple.

Jiang Chuyan's peach blossom eyes glowed with a sly light, if he went further, he would hit his Adam's apple. But he dared to bet that the male protagonist would never let him meet.

Sure enough.

When he was about to meet, Yu Yuan suddenly took two steps back, his chest heaving slightly, as if suppressing his anger.

Jiang Chuyan felt the joy of being a villain for the first time, and couldn't help being a little addicted.

He asked with interest: "Husband, what are you hiding?"

The boy's complexion is snow-white, bright and flamboyant.

Yu Yuan's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and said stiffly, "Nothing."

Jiang Chuyan deliberately grabbed the shirt hem of the male protagonist's waist and shook it gently.

There is no direct contact with the skin, but it is clearly over-the-top.

"My husband deliberately avoids me, does he hate me?"

Jiang Chuyan lowered his eyelashes, his delicate eyebrows covered with gray and gloomy.

I thought that the male protagonist should not hate him, the male protagonist just wanted to kill him.

It's okay, he just wants to disgust the hero :)

Jiang Chuyan's slender eyelashes fluttered slightly, biting his lower lip, revealing a small dimple, endured shame and whispered coquettishly: "I'm sorry, it's my fault that I annoyed my husband. I don't know that those little things will make my husband angry, so my husband shouldn't blame me."

The tea smell in the words is overflowing.

Jiang Chuyan is the first time to act like a spoiled child, and he is not very skilled in business.

He glanced secretly at Yu Yuan from the corner of his eye.

Yu Yuan was in a trance for a moment.

The amber eyes of the young man are like honey syrup flowing, with sparkling broken light, and the sweetness melts in the pupils.

The voice is soft and soft, making people's bones brittle. I can't wait to dedicate the most precious treasure in the world to him.

No, nothing compares to a teenager.

Youth is the most precious existence.

In an instant, reason returned to the cage, Yu Yuan's face was ashen, and his eyebrows were tightly wrinkled.

How could he think like that.

Did Jiang Chuyan trick him?

Yu Yuan's livid face was caught in Yu Yuan's corner, Jiang Chuyan thought that the effect of acting like a spoiled child was quite strong.

The male protagonist looks very angry.

Jiang Chuyan's mind flashed, and he suddenly realized.

He seems to have found an excellent way to abuse the male lead!

"Method 1: Call my husband"

"Method 2: Act like a spoiled child"

"Method 3: Contact the male protagonist, such as holding hands and hugging"

"Method 4: Get in touch with the male protagonist, such as sleeping together at night"

"Method 5: Call your husband while acting coquettishly while getting in touch with the male protagonist"

After formulating the battle plan, Jiang Chuyan felt that he was a genius.

Seeing that Yu Yuan was about to turn and leave, Jiang Chuyan stopped him, "Wait."

"You stretch out your right hand."

Yu Yuan lowered his eyes, "Master, what are you doing?"

Jiang Chuyan frowned and looked a little impatient, and repeated what he just said, "reach out. Don't let me say it a third time."

Yu Yuan stretched out his right hand, palm facing up.

Jiang Chuyan casually took a black pen from the side, twisted off the cap, and wrote his WeChat account in Yu Yuan's palm.

Why write it on Yu Yuan's palm and not on the note.

Of course it was to bully Yu Yuan.

Jiang Chuyan thought for a while.

If someone dares to write on his palm with a black pen, he must be very angry and directly smash that person's skull.

Yu Yuan lowered his eyes and looked down at Jiang Chuyan, who was holding a pen and writing.

From his point of view, you can see the youth's delicate collarbone, rosy lips, and slightly curved peach eyes, looking very well-behaved.

The boy leaned over slightly, revealing a thin white waist.

For some reason, he did not push Jiang Chuyan away.

The pen lands on the sensitive palm.

Every stroke is clearly perceived.

The edge of the pen swiped across the palm, following the lines of the palm, and there was a secret tingling sensation on the skin of the palm.

A slight numbness appeared after the tingling, and the numbness caused the heat.

Too close, he could even vaguely feel the heat of Jiang Chuyan's breathing.

Yu Yuan's eyes were dim, and his fingertips curled slightly uncomfortably.

The morning sun shines into the room through the window lattice.

Jiang Chuyan looked arrogant and willful, and his eyes were full of willfulness.

He stood in the sun, brighter than the sun.

The boy raised his jaw slightly and ordered arrogantly: "Add me."

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