I Really Am a Slag Shou!

If the system has hands, it must have turned Chi Zhao into a tofu brain.

= 口 = Host, are you swollen! Sober up, host!

It's a pity that the fragmented Chi Zhao couldn't hear what the system was saying. He was still playing the mosquito coil version of SpongeBob.

After the initial shock passed, Li Yihan subconsciously looked to the front, and Zhao Bin stared at them with a stunned expression. He thought that Li Yihan's next move was to rage Qi Yuan's collar in a rage, and then he opened the door very easily and threw him. But he didn't. He just narrowed his eyes quickly and looked at Zhao Bin calmly and deeply.

He has been with Li Yihan for many years. As long as one look, Zhao Bin understands what Li Yihan wants to say. When he sees the message from the boss, "You can go to death with another glance." He immediately turned around, and then took a close look. The bezel was lowered.

Li Yihan: "..."

Actually, you just have to go back ...

Seeing Li Yihan's loss of mind, Chi Zhao expressed unhappiness. He twisted Li Yihan's face hard and made him a goldfish mouth. For a moment, Li Yihan reached out and took out Chi Zhao's disobedient two paws. Chi Zhao Even resisting, let him hold his hand tightly, he is more concerned about that issue, "Dating in love?"

Li Yihan looked at him helplessly, hey, this child really has a deep root for him.

Li Yihan shook his head, and the system silently looked at him, feeling not quite right. Sigh, just sigh. What do you mean by laughing and sighing?

He didn't even realize that he was laughing. After shaking his head, he cleared his throat and lowered his face, "No."

The original expression of Ji Zhao was looking forward to. He heard that he was shocked, and he was deeply injured in the shock.

He looked at Li Yihan sobbing with sobbing, his voice accused, "How can you do that?"

"You are still not a good brother. Have you forgotten the good life of the two of us who caught jellyfish and blowing bubbles together?"

Li Yihan: "..."

Zhao Bin: "..."

Although the baffle was lowered, they could not see the picture, but the sound could be heard. Zhao Binmu had a face and felt that the world was really fantasy. A long time ago, he prepared for the boss to resist all kinds of goblins, but the boss's momentum was too strange to keep in. As a result, no one could stay with him for ten minutes with colored thoughts for many years now. , The goblin appeared, that is, the race is not right.

Qi Yuan, a sponge and a human have no good results ...

Chi Zhao couldn't hear what Zhao Bin was thinking. He still really accused Li Yihan, saying that he once shared his favorite crab and yellow castle with him, and now he just made a small request, he just Disagree, man officer? ?

Chi Zhao was immersed in his drunken small theater. Li Yihan looked at him with a smile. The more he looked at him, the more he felt that it was a real treasure. In Chi Zhao's trouble, the car finally drove home. Li Yihan personally helped him Come out and take him upstairs.

Zhang Bo greeted him, and saw that the gentleman was with the young master, and from time to time he corrected the body that the young master could not stand. The young master was obviously drunk. Now, very patient.

Watching the two walk upstairs, Zhang Bozhen turned his head and looked at Zhao Bin, "Assistant Zhao, this?"

Zhao Binmo, "Don't ask me, I don't know."

...

The next day, Chi Zhao opened his eyes and the first feeling was a splitting headache.

He was lying on his bed, and his clothes had been changed. He sat up, rubbed his temples, and called the system, "What's going on, how did I get back?"

No voice answered.

Chi Zhao: "System?"

[You don't remember anything? 】

"I remember I was eating, and then felt dizzy, so I found a place to sit down," Chi Zhao blinked, her expression became a little sloppy, "No, why can't I remember the rest?"

The system didn't say anything. It directly listened to Chi Zhao's daily record. In order not to let Chi Zhao jump upstairs, he just listened to the recording and gave him no picture. He released it.

The previous audio was terrible enough. I didn't expect that it would be a real tragedy on earth when we returned to the room.

Li Yihan: "Don't move, take your shoes off."

After a while, the surroundings calmed down and seemed to have finished taking off his shoes. At this time, Li Yihan's voice was closer.

"Qi Yuan ... Are you asleep?"

Chi Zhao listened nervously. After about two seconds, his own voice sounded, and his sleepiness surged upward. His voice sounded lazy and sticky, with a thick tiredness, "Well, why? "

"Do you really like me?" After a long period of silence, Li Yihan tentatively asked this sentence, and Chi Zhao's heart lifted immediately.

Don't tell the truth!

"Oh, ghosts like you."

Chi Zhao: "..."

He couldn't bear to cover his eyes, and reminded him coolly.

[Don't despair, just listen to the last paragraph and then despair. 】

Li Yihan did not expect that he would answer himself this way, his voice became colder, "Who do you like, Changqing?"

Chi Zhao heard a very evil and humming cry, "Like him? He deserves it! Like him, lying naked on the bed, I will not give up a look. Li Yihan is just fine, um ... ... but he doesn't care about me, and always abuses me ... "

Speaking of the back, his tone was pitiful, Li Yihan seemed to laugh, "Why did he abuse you, tell me, I will help you abuse it back."

"He forced me to study. If I do n’t study, he will send my son away. It ’s too bad, it ’s bad. Oh, one day I will let him kneel on the bed and beg me, begging me to be slow, I will not, I will You have to torture him little by little, so that he is toppled by my heroic power, and can no longer be separated from me, hehehe ... "

The recording ends here, and the system looks at Chi Zhao, who has been hit by a silly person.

[Finally, Li Yihan's expression, do you want to see it? 】

Chi Zhao was really sobbing this time, "I ... am I going to be kicked out of Li's door?"

The system sighed, everything was silent.

...

Chi Zhao sneaked out of the room carefully. He slid behind the door frame, looked around, and found no figure of Li Yihan. He hurried out, carrying a bulging backpack behind him.

After coming downstairs, he turned the corner, and when he was about to go out the door, he grabbed his backpack skillfully with one hand, and Chi Zhao quickly rushed to the ground without breaking the demonic hand behind him.

He turned back in frustration, Li Yihan was still the same, he looked at Chi Zhao calmly, "Where do you want to go?"

"... comrades, I have to hand in my academic papers. My classmates and I are a subject."

When Chi Zhao answered, he didn't even dare to lift his head. Li Yihan smiled unclearly, "It seems you still remember yesterday."

No, he doesn't remember, it was the system that the guawazi must play back to him!

Chi Zhao took a deep breath, and Neng Qu was able to stretch out: "Sir, I was wrong, I promise to start drinking from today and not touch yesterday, I am a drunk nonsense yesterday, don't take it seriously! Qaq"

Li Yihan stood quietly for a while. Chi Zhao was like a prisoner waiting to be sentenced. His heart was beating to his throat. Suddenly, Li Yihan reached out his hand. He lifted Chi Zhao's chin. He was not very hard. However, after Chi Zhao felt his intention, he immediately raised his head obediently.

They were close enough to allow Li Yihan to see his reflection in Qi Yuan's eyes. Such movements and postures seemed a little ambiguous. Li Yihan realized this and paused, but he did not let go.

"Really nonsense?"

Chi Zhao repeatedly nodded, "Huh!"

As soon as Chi Zhao moved, Li Yihan's hand followed, and his fingertips rubbed against the soft flesh of the lower jaw. The touch was very good. The feeling of itching came again. He didn't want Chi Zhao to see his strangeness. , Looking at him for a long time, "that is, every sentence is false?"

Chi Zhao was about to cry, "Yes, it's all fake." Give him a hundred guts, and he can't attack Li Yihan. He also wants to complete the task well and save his life.

Li Yihan smiled.

Chi Zhao looked at him from an unknown place, facing his confused sight, Li Yihan raised an eyebrow, "So, you don't like me, it's fake?" 2k novel reading network