I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

After dinner, Lingpingan went upstairs to change his clothes.

His aunt bought it for him.

A very formal suit.

In fact, it evolved from the robes worn by scholar-bureaucrats in the past.

The advantage is that the wide robe has big sleeves and looks good!

The disadvantage is that the wide robe has large sleeves and is not very comfortable to wear.

However, since you are going to visit the Taizu Memorial Hall, it is still necessary to wear formal clothes.

To show his solemnity, Lingpingan took off the glasses he had worn for many days and put them on the table.

He also wears these glasses habitually.

Belongs to decoration.

Of course you have to be sincere to go to the Taizu Memorial Hall and the Centennial War Memorial Hall.

Don’t burn fake incense in front of a true Bodhisattva!

Finally, Lingpingan walked to the bathroom and combed his hair.

Looking at himself in the mirror, for some reason, Lingpingan felt that he looked a little more powerful without wearing glasses.

He touched his chin.

"Although I am face blind..."

"But now I... really have some aura!"

Although he still looked like a passerby in the mirror.

But he felt as if he had changed his image.

Especially this aura, there is still a hint of domineering.

Even he noticed that he looked at himself in the mirror, his eyes were bright, and there was a faint hint of domineering between his eyebrows.

A pair of pupils, like those of some kind of beast.

Between the clear distinction between black and white, there is a vagueness and a bit of power.

It gave him the idea that just by glaring at random people a few times, he could probably scare the shit out of them.

"Are my glasses still my seal?"

"Now that I have unlocked the seal, can I summon wind and rain and lightning?"

As he spoke, he chuckled and shook his head. Only children believe in fairy tales.

And he has grown up.

but……

This didn't hinder him at all, he continued to look at himself in the mirror happily.

For a person with prosopagnosia, every time they discover new changes in themselves, it is a joyful thing.

It’s also something to keep in mind.

Otherwise, it would be embarrassing and humiliating if you even forget what you look like.

"Well..." He nodded with satisfaction: "My eyes are really good!"

"It looks a bit like Qin Shihuang!"

Although he didn't understand why he thought of Qin Shihuang, he still gently lifted the hem of his robe and said to himself in the mirror: "I... am Qin Shihuang!"

"Ancestor Dragon!"

"Now, live another life!"

"I have hidden countless gold and silver treasures in Lishan Mountain. As long as you lend me a little traveling expenses, when I return to Lishan Mountain, take out the treasures, and then summon my personal army to level the world, I will not treat you badly! "

After saying that, he smiled, especially brightly.

Even as an adult, it's nice to hit two out of two every now and then.

But what he couldn't see was that in the mirror, a shadowy figure with a crown on his head seemed to emerge from his body.

"I, there are indeed countless treasures hidden in Lishan Mountain!"

"Xianqin Star Observatory..."

"The flag of the black bird ringing the sun array..."

"The Great Wall Mechanism Array..."

"I even have half a tael of Xian Qin money, tens of thousands!"

A long sigh sent ripples through time and space.

That is indeed an unimaginable amount of wealth.

The wealth accumulated by the Xian Qin Empire for countless years of conquering the heavens is all included in it.

…………………………

It's nine o'clock sharp.

Buses arrived at Luming Villa one after another.

Lingpingan walked out of the elevator holding her cat in her arms.

Many people have already come to the lobby and started queuing.

People queued up and discussed various topics with smiles.

Lingpingan held her cat in her arms and ran to the end of the queue.

In the queue next to them were two girls who looked very young.

He was only seventeen or eighteen years old at most, and he probably didn't even go to college.

Just listen to the two little girls chattering and discussing.

"Ayun, did you go to see Zhanzhan yesterday?"

"Let me tell you, Zhanzhan is so handsome! He even signed his autograph for me!"

Lingpingan lowered his head as he listened.

"Young people today..." He shook his head, feeling that he was really old.

Thinking back to when he was the same age as these little girls.

Who in the class is chasing celebrities?

What boys talk about is killing everyone in the game, or how well the star of a certain team is playing.

The focus of girls' attention is always on cosmetics, clothes, bags and the boy who played particularly well on the court yesterday.

At that time, chasing stars was only a matter for primary school students.

Therefore, traffic was ridiculed as the "destroyer of primary school students' pocket money".

Unlike today, it's not just elementary school students who are star-chasing.

In junior high school, high school, college, and even many working girls are chasing stars.

It would be fine if he really chased a powerful person.

The key is that with current traffic, singing relies on lip-synching, dancing relies on paddling, and acting relies on stand-ins.

Except for their fans, no one cares about their so-called works and performances.

but……

"Maybe this is the era!" Lingpingan thought of the past, when his generation played games and was described by adults as "not doing their job properly" and "a defeated generation".

I felt somewhat relieved.

Each generation has its own preferences.

This is normal.

Maybe those guys who make money by selling feces and sissies that I despise actually have something to shine for!

Therefore, Lingpingan simply put his cat on the ground.

At the same time, I picked up my phone and started to read the news.

Today's news is still dominated by the technology giant who is going to die on Mars.

no way.

They have a lot of money!

In two hours, 300 billion yuan of investment was raised.

Shocked the whole world.

As a result, countless people were licking this successful entrepreneur on WeChat.

Lingpingan looked at it and shook his head.

It's hard for him to understand other people's thoughts. Isn't it enough to just spend enough money?

Why give up time and waste your life for things that you will not bring with you in life and will not take with you in death?

Isn’t it good to have instant gratification?

At this time, his eardrums were covered by a huge scream.

"ah!"

"Zhanzhan!" the little girl next to him screamed: "Zhanzhan, look at mom!"

Lingpingan looked in the direction of the little girl's scream.

I saw a dressed-up man with an unknown amount of makeup on his face passing by the gate of Yan Hall.

Countless girls cheered for him.

but……

Lingpingan's nose twitched slightly.

"Why do I smell that stinky smell again?" His eyebrows wrinkled slightly, but the salivary glands in the cheek sockets were already secreting saliva.

"Strange!" He swallowed a big mouthful of saliva: "What's going on?"

Although, he is a foodie.

Never refuse any food.

He has tasted even the dark delicacies that countless people avoid.

Stinky tofu, sour bamboo shoots, snail noodles, and stinky mandarin fish are just drizzle.

When he was in college, out of curiosity, he even purchased the ultimate dark delicacy from Qinlu - canned herring online.

As long as that thing is opened, the smell is basically equivalent to being locked in a dry toilet with a year's worth of feces.

It’s so sour and refreshing!

but……

As long as you accept this setting, it actually tastes very delicious.

Lingpingan once used the stinky tofu process to process it.

After frying, it turns golden brown and tastes smelly and fragrant.

Wrapped in the special chili sauce for stinky tofu, it is even more special.

only……

"How can a person smell like canned herring..."

"And it still smells like fried canned herring?"

Lingpingan said he couldn't understand.

But when the man turned the corner, he seemed to see something. He stopped and looked in the direction of Lingpingan.

The two little girls were extremely excited.

"Zhanzhan! Ah... Zhanzhan is looking at me!"

"I'm dying!"

Lingpingan pouted.

Meow!

His cat was lying on the ground, growling lowly in the direction of the traffic.

"Little darling!" Lingpingan picked it up and said, "We have to be polite!"

Meow!

The little guy curled up obediently in his master's arms. He was cute and cute. He had a pair of big, cute eyes and was very beautiful.

Lingpingan gently stroked its hair.

The corners of his mouth slowly turned up involuntarily.

A thought, inadvertently, flashed from the deepest part of my heart.

"Food must be food conscious..."

"It's so good and you still come out and hang out in front of me. It's your fault!"

He couldn't help but swallow a big mouthful of saliva again.

The fault is that he is a gentleman and can control himself.

At this moment, he might have turned into a beast, threw the guy to the ground, and tore him into pieces.

……………………

"Tao Zhan, what are you looking at?" The voice of manager Sister Wang rang in my ears.

Tao Zhan immediately turned around: "I didn't see anything..."

"It just... feels like that cat is pretty good!"

He licked his lips, his eyes filled with possessiveness.

"Stop looking!" Sister Wang held him with her fat hands: "Let's go!"

She looked at the people queuing in the lobby ahead.

"The people here are all rich or noble... we can't afford to offend them!"

Tao Zhan was not as obedient as before.

Still he lingered.

There are faint crazy thoughts in my heart.

That cat...

be mine!

As long as I have it, I will definitely be famous for another fifty years!

But the agent was right next to him. He lowered his head, and his remaining sanity finally came online.

"Okay!" He turned around and smiled at his agent: "I know, Sister Wang, I won't cause you any trouble!"

The fat manager finally relaxed his vigilance.

This is Yan Tower.

Who knows, among those waiting in line, there might be some big shot?

Then a big shot could crush a little shrimp like her to death with just one finger.

So, he hurriedly took Tao Zhan away.

But the agent wouldn't know that Tao Zhan's eyes, who were following her, were already red.

As he walked, he kept looking back.

There was only that cat in his eyes.

The cat being held in the arms of a young man.

"If I get it..."

"Dedicate it to the master..."

"It will definitely remain popular for another fifty years!"

"Become an artist with both virtue and art in the future!"

He lowered his head, the desire inside him boiling.

only……

This is Luming Villa, and those who come here are all guests invited by the royal family.

None of them are simple.

There will be no shortage of money.

It seems that he is not a fan...

Thinking of the fans, Tao Zhan suddenly raised his head: "How could I forget it!"

There is a treasure in his house.

The treasure given to him by his master.

The things stored inside can tamper with other people's thoughts without anyone noticing.

"That's it!" he thought.

Although, if you use the owner's things without permission, you will definitely be punished.

but……

As long as you get that cat, it's worth everything.

……………………

Lingpingan pursed his lips, and his nose finally couldn't smell the stench like the fermented pork soaked in a jar.

"How strange!" he thought.

How did that person turn red when he smelled so bad?

Is it possible that he became famous because of his bad taste?

Is the traffic in this imperial capital like this?

After thinking about it, he could understand again.

"So that's it!" He thought: "No wonder many people on WeChat like to say 'Tao Zhan is confused'!"

"It turns out it's because of the smell!"

This can be explained.

It's like cilantro.

Those who like it will naturally like it very much, and those who hate it will be like seeing the smelly dog ​​Xiang.

"So...this is what notoriety really means?"

Being in love is normal.

What a hobby!

Lingpingan then quietly moved his steps.

Stay away from those two little girls.

It’s not that he discriminates against people with special hobbies.

Really scared.

Fortunately, soon, the bus to pick them up stopped at the door.

Staff with armbands began to arrange for everyone to board the bus.

Lingpingan waited for a while until almost everyone else got on the bus.

He took his invitation letter, hugged the cat, chose a bus with fewer people, found the seat at the back, and sat down.

As soon as he sat down, he stretched out comfortably.

Then put your cat aside.

"Be obedient, little darling!" He stroked his cat's fur.

The bus started slowly, and the driver seemed to wait for a while. After being notified by the superiors, he drove the bus and followed other cars out of Luming Villa.

After turning onto the avenue, you went directly onto the Ring Expressway.

At 10:05, we arrived at the ‘Memorial Hall of Taizu Taizu of Great Xia’ located in the center of the imperial capital and at the foot of the imperial city.

The bus stopped in the huge parking lot in front of the memorial hall.

The car door opened, and two girls in volunteer uniforms stepped onto the car.

The leading girl looks very cute.

She held a loudspeaker and said to the passengers in the car: "Welcome all guests from all over the world to visit the memorial hall of Emperor Taizu!"

"I am Wen Qianqian, the volunteer who is responsible for guiding and introducing everyone today!"

As she spoke, she bowed deeply.

The girl behind her also bowed and introduced herself.

"I am Wen Qianqian, the volunteer in charge of auxiliary work!"

The two girls raised their heads together and smiled extremely sweetly: "Yes, we are twins!"

"They are all sophomore students from the Literature Department of Central University!"

Lingpingan's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Senior sister!" He immediately smiled kindly.

All liberal arts are brothers in the world.

Although Central University is a world-famous university, the three books he studied are hundreds of thousands of miles away.

but……

Nowadays, it doesn’t matter whether it’s a prestigious school or three.

Liberal arts students are not easy to get along with.

Compared with three hundred years ago, the status has plummeted.

It should be noted that three hundred years ago, only those who wrote well could pass the imperial examination.

Today's science students learned all kinds of tricks at that time.

At that time, even a scumbag like Lingpingan was probably a prominent figure in the local area.

Seeing the high-spirited science students now, you can just rub them on the ground.

"Don't tell me about geometric equations, calculus, high energy physics, molecular chemistry..."

"Let me ask you, how many ways can you write the word fennel?"

"Can't you answer? Zhazha!"

Now it's the other way around.

Those who enter and exit are basically science students.

Even the great protectors of Dali Temple, data from the past century show that most of them are science majors.

You see, now, students from prestigious universities around the world come to this memorial hall to work as tour guides.

And he had to use the twins as a gimmick.

The world is declining, and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be!

Lingpingan sighed.

Then he listened to the two little girls and said sweetly: "Dear guests, what we are about to visit now is the memorial hall built during the Taizong and Gaozong eras to commemorate the founding Emperor Taizu and the loyal generals and commanders around him! "

"The memorial hall displays the weapons, saddles, manuscripts used by Taizu when he conquered the world, as well as various important edicts and documents after the founding of the People's Republic of China..."

"Among them is the most important first draft of the "Federal Collected Works" which laid down the basic framework for the later federal empire!"

Needless to say, everyone knows this.

The life of Emperor Taizu was extremely legendary.

He has a life experience comparable to that of Han Guangwu.

From raising the army to conquering the world, it only lasted twelve years.

It’s simply cheating!

Then ten years of living, ten years of education, and twenty years were spent to build a huge fleet that could deliver tens of thousands of troops to the Northern Zhou Dynasty thousands of miles away.

Within five years, the Butanians were forced to sign the Xin'an Treaty and recognize the independence of the Northern Zhou Dynasty.

Before that, he had written the Commonwealth Papers.

A comprehensive explanation of the path and framework after the Federal Empire.

Including the connection and arrangement between the Tujun Era and the Constitutional Era.

It also includes the power system and institutional framework of today’s federal empire.

It also includes the basic framework of the federal system.

So later, after the Hundred Years War ended, the manuscript of this federal anthology flowed to Qinlu. After reading it, the emperor of Qinlu sighed: "If we had seen this book earlier, then the Southern Zhou Dynasty would not have Lost!"

Because the Hundred Years' War was fought according to the strategy of this "Federal Collected Works".

Not only on the battlefield, but also outside the battlefield.

But in the world, the influence of this book is even greater.

Legend has it that dignitaries from all over the world have a copy of it and read it every day before going to bed.

Just listen to the little girl's sweet introduction: "In addition, in the Taizu Memorial Hall, there is also the original manuscript of the imperial edict written by Emperor Taizu!"

"It's the edict from the first year of Yihe!"

Now even Lingpingan raised his head.

The great edict promulgated in the first year of Yihe can be regarded as a watershed in the rule of law in the federal empire.

Because before that, the feudal dynasty was implicated in killing people.

If I commit a crime, my son can't even sit down.

The whole family would die at every turn.

Starting from this edict, the system of continuous sitting was officially abolished, and the world entered a society ruled by law.

The status of Dali Temple was unprecedentedly strengthened, and the nine great protectors were established for the first time.

More importantly, this is a legal document that allows you to reconcile ethnic conflicts and put aside the "Huayi Defense" that the Central Plains dynasty has always held.

It was in this order announced to the world that Taizu officially declared that ethnic minorities are also the people of the empire and the ‘parents’ of the emperor. The empire respects the customs of all ethnic minorities and guarantees to protect their freedom of belief from infringement.

At the same time, it was announced that all descendants of ethnic minority war criminals captured in the war would be released.

Lift all restrictions on the royal family, allow them to freely engage in all legally permitted industries, and grant them all legal powers.

During the reign of Emperor Gaozong, Mr. Hongli, a direct descendant of the puppet royal family, wrote a book with several friends and wrote the last of the four famous works, "A Dream of Red Mansions".

The day Dream of Red Mansions was completed was considered to be the complete end of the classical era.

Because after the Dream of Red Mansions, there was no longer a great writer of classical literature.

Naturally, this edict became a national treasure.

Few people know its whereabouts. There has been a legend that it was finally taken to the imperial mausoleum by Taizu, just like the preface to the Lanting Collection.

Unexpectedly, its original manuscript still exists, and it is in the Taizu Memorial Hall.

but……

"Why haven't I heard about this?"

Then he listened to the little girl's sweet introduction: "This edict was originally kept in the core collection room of Taizu Memorial Hall..."

"Only when the emperor ascends the throne will he take it out and watch it with all the officials and guests from all over the world to feel the benevolence and righteousness of Taizu!"

"Today is the emperor's special edict. Take it out and read it with the heroes of the world!"

"So when everyone visits, please pay attention to order and avoid noise and quarrels!"

Even if they don’t talk about these things, Lingpingan will abide by them.

After all, to today's world, the Emperor Taizu, who had been dead for more than 280 years, was really a great hero who saved the world and rescued people from danger!

No matter who comes to his memorial hall, they will pay their utmost respect.

Even his enemies would do the same.