I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

In the morning, Lingpingan woke up from peeing.

He got up from the bed in a daze, then walked to the bathroom and pulled down his pants.

The sound of rushing water was heard.

But……

"What smells so good?" He smelled an unusual and unprecedented fragrance.

So, he opened his eyes wide and woke up.

Wow!

Urine splattered into the toilet bowl.

"My urine..." Lingpingan swallowed.

The color of his urine is wrong!

It's black urine!

Wow!

Urine splattered.

The toilet water was dyed the same color as ink.

It was as if someone had poured a large plate of ink into the toilet.

The dizzy black color is spinning.

The urine kept splattering.

Lingpingan was so scared that he peed even more!

He is stupid!

He had only heard of blood in urine, but never heard of urine ink?

In a panic, he quickly pressed the flush button on the toilet after urinating.

Crash.

The clear water washed away the rich ink and was swept into the sewer.

But, it hasn’t been rinsed yet.

There was still a thick layer of black stuff in the toilet.

A bit like coal ash, floating on the water.

Lingpingan rushed again.

Finally rinsed clean!

He patted his chest: "Did I eat something unclean?" he thought.

Then, I became worried again: "Am I suffering from some kind of disease?"

"Do you want to go to the hospital for a checkup?"

As a qualified modern gentleman.

Lingpingan adheres to the idea of ​​treating diseases before they occur.

Therefore, he would go to the hospital regularly for comprehensive physical examinations - anyway, the money would be fully reimbursed by the Meritorious Children Committee.

But now, he hesitated.

Because he discovered that the strange fragrance he just smelled seemed to be the smell of his urine.

so……

"I went to the hospital and told the doctor that I had ink-like urine, and the urine still had a scent?"

"The doctor will probably regard me as a lunatic!"

"Even if it's not...I'm afraid you'll ask me to urinate again to verify it!"

"What if, I pull it out..."

Lingpingan shrank his neck.

Slicing or something, that’s not enough.

But doctors will definitely ask him to assist with research in the name of 'science'.

For example, provide samples regularly and live in designated accommodation.

"It would be troublesome if I didn't pull it out!" Lingpingan lifted his pants and said, "Then I will be considered a prank..."

There seems to be nothing abnormal about the body.

Let's wait and see.

Thinking about this, he walked to the bathroom mirror and looked at his appearance.

His face seemed a little paler than yesterday.

My eyes seemed a little brighter too.

But other than that, nothing unusual.

He moved his body, but he felt nothing unusual.

……………………

The ink-like urine, mixed with clear water, rolled in the pipe and fell vertically.

And in front, a swirling void portal is waiting.

The portal looked like a monster with its mouth wide open.

Urine fell into the portal.

After passing through a thin light door.

It fell into an old sewage ditch in Jiangcheng City, Guangnan, more than a thousand kilometers away, south of the imperial capital.

Snap!

The ink-like liquid fell into the culvert, which was already covered with cobwebs and moss.

Gurgling!

Gurgling!

One by one, blisters appeared from the mud.

Among the moss, hungry eyeballs appeared one after another.

Then there were countless tentacles stretching out from the mud and walls.

Roar!

Roar!

They fought over each other.

If anyone were here, they would be frightened to death.

Because, in this seemingly inconspicuous old sewage ditch.

I don’t know when it became a monster’s paradise!

No!

To be precise, this is a world of monsters.

Thousands of monsters grow here.

Their appearance is strange and extremely distorted.

It's like a program written with wrong code.

If someone could carefully observe the physiological structure of these monsters while maintaining their sanity.

Then he will find that these things actually have two different characteristics.

They are like plants, firmly anchoring their roots in this sewage ditch.

But they can also have limbs and the ability to move like animals.

There are even vocal organs.

Moreover, it is extremely ferocious and cruel.

The body surface of those tentacles is covered with barbs.

Those open mouths are full of sharp teeth and poisonous glands.

They bite together and attack each other.

Just fighting for the pool of ink-like liquid that fell into the sewage ditch.

The entire culvert was shaking.

Space is tearing apart and matter is being annihilated.

But there is a powerful force that suppresses all these strange phenomena in this small area.

These monsters are imprisoned and these monsters are kept in captivity.

I don’t know how long it took, but the battle between the monsters finally ended.

The sewage ditch was filled with the broken limbs of the losers.

Tentacles that had been torn apart in the fight were piled on top of each other.

Even if they are torn apart, these things are still attacking each other.

Even self-attack.

And within the walls and sludge.

There are thousands of monsters, and even their roots have been pulled up by their opponents, and then torn apart in various ways.

Thick black, green and purple blood flowed from the remains of these monsters.

The smell of this sewage ditch instantly became extremely foul and pungent!

Any creature that smells these smells will be poisoned to death!

Because the stench is enough to poison all living things!

The toxicity of this stink far exceeds all known chemical poisons.

And the thick black, green, and purple blood is full of corrosive properties.

Soon, all the residual limbs accumulated inside and outside the sewage ditch were dissolved.

Zizzi!

Zizzi!

Even matter has been dissolved.

The dense poisonous mist rose.

The stone bricks on the top of the sewer ditch turned into powder and fell down.

At this time, a huge evil eye opened from the stone brick.

This evil eye looked at everything in the sewage ditch.

He seemed satisfied and happy.

Several huge tentacles stretched out from the void and stretched into the dense poisonous mist.

Like a drunken customer in a nightclub.

These tentacles rolled up and greedily sucked in the poisonous mist.

Then, more and more figures appeared in this sewage ditch.

There are things like hydras in the ocean.

But their body structure is half material and half hidden in a certain void.

Their bodies are covered with countless downy things.

The mouthparts on the head are ferocious and terrifying.

As soon as they were in a trance, the shapes of these things became completely plasma.

It is as if the group living in the solar flare came to the earth from the star to feed.

There are also insects the size of pigeons with countless tentacles, flying through the poisonous mist.

These bugs are like luminous fish in the depths of the ocean, with their bodies covered with countless luminescent cells.

Like neon lights traveling through the poisonous fog.

Colorful, weird and magnificent.

There are even shadows of apes, appearing and disappearing among them.

And all these monsters are desperately devouring and ingesting the poisonous mist in the sewage ditch.

It's as if these poisonous mist are necessary for their survival.

It seems that these poisonous mist are proof of some kind of rules and contracts.

Like some creatures in nature.

It is the same as eating the excrement of higher-ranking individuals to confirm one's status in the community.

Therefore, their feeding seems rough and frantic.

In fact, it has a strange sense of ritual.

Finally, thin tree root-like things penetrated the wall and fell directly into the poisonous mist.

A small girl's figure loomed in the poisonous fog!

"Mine!" The little girl's shadow declared sovereignty in the poisonous mist, and he took a deep breath.

The little mouth bulged.

On the countless roots, the mouthparts are open one by one.

"It's all mine!"

call!

The mouthparts on the roots suck deeply.

The poisonous mist was sucked in one by one.

The feast is over!

Hiccup!

There seemed to be a milky burping sound.

……………………

Above the sewer ditch, in a closed bookstore.

Countless shadows loomed in the darkness.

There seemed to be countless monsters whispering.

The old stairs, which were decades old, were creaking.

The wooden planks of the stairs swayed.

It has the shape of flesh and blood.

Walking upward, between the gaps in the floor, glowing monsters the size of flying pigeons shuttled back and forth.

They have had enough to eat and drink, and are working hard.

They travel between the living room and the kitchen.

Busy like a hard-working worker bee.

Walls and doors seemed to have never existed in front of them.

In a jar in the kitchen cupboard, there was a monster that could not be described in words.

The monster looked like a snake, and it didn't look very big, at most three or five.

But in fact, His size cannot be described in words and language.

Vaguely, the monster seemed to be entrenched in deep space millions of kilometers away.

The scales on the body surface are still flowing with a certain color and luster.

The wine in the jar was boiling.

One could faintly hear countless prayers echoing in the bubbles of the wine.

"Father and Lord of snakes..."

"The father of indescribable greatness..."

"Hear the prayers of your followers..."

"Please accept our humble sacrifice!"

…

"Lord...please bless us..."

"Father...do not abandon us..."

It's a pity that this alien god was once so great that it was unimaginable, and so powerful that it was beyond description.

Now it has become a snake soaked in a wine jar.

Millions of insect-like creatures constantly shuttled through the wine jar.

They are constantly surrounding this outer god.

Their mouthparts secrete targeted venom.

These venoms not only paralyzed the outer god's divine body, but also decomposed his divine power.

Like some kind of brutal torture.

Little by little, dissolve it.

It turns into the medicinal properties in the wine jar and becomes the original liquid in the medicinal wine.

Not only that, these venoms also have the effect of sealing and binding.

The divine power and divinity of this outer god are slowly turned into a continuously releasing radioactive liquid.

This allows anyone with permission.

Even if he drank a glass of medicinal wine containing the power of an outside god.

Nor will it be affected by the powerful power and terrifying divinity within it.

He'll have a long time to digest.

And above this kitchen.

At one foot of the platform, a small peach tree slowly stretched its body.

Even though it is winter, it still has more than a dozen green leaves.

The shadow of the peach tree is reflected on the ground.

Faintly, you can see a lake flowing with golden well water.

Cackling!

There seemed to be a milky voice echoing on the rooftop.

And opposite this sapling, in the stove in the utility room.

A little light blue flame flickered.

Like an elf growing in the stars.

The street outside the bookstore is busy with traffic.

Shop early and business will be very good.

Today’s steamed dumplings and tofu puffs are all sold out!

Aunt Cai, who is slightly fat, is holding a calculator and calculating today's income.

"I made more than a thousand dollars today!" She nodded happily.

My daughter will take the college entrance examination next year.

Now, she can think about it and hire more tutors for her daughter.

With this year's good results in Jiangcheng City's college entrance examination.

Aunt Cai believes that her daughter will be able to get into the good school of her choice!

At this time, several blond and blue-eyed people in formal clothes came to the breakfast shop.

They asked in fluent Mandarin: "Madam boss, isn't there any breakfast left?"

Aunt Cai raised her head, looked at these guests, and nodded with a smile: "I'm sorry, dear guests, today's breakfast has been sold out!"

"Oh..." Several foreign friends listened and couldn't help but sigh: "Lady boss, why don't you do more?"

The young researcher from Butania feels that he has opened up a new life since he came to Jiangcheng.

They finally knew that there really was delicious food in this world!

Not like Butanya.

Over and over again, just a few things.

Especially the breakfast shop near this research institute really opened their eyes!

Unfortunately, I slept a little longer this morning.

As a result, not even a steamed dumpling skin was left.

what a pity!

They shook their heads and left helplessly.

At an intersection not far away, an LCD billboard was being installed by workers.

The installation work has been completed and is now being debugged.

The young foreigners looked at it and couldn't help but stop and look at it curiously.

After a while, a picture appeared on the LCD billboard.

A calm rich man, well-dressed, appeared on the screen.

"I am Wang Shan!"

"Chairman of the Demon Capital Wang Group!"

"I will share the glory, disgrace and development with all the employees of our company!"

"Join the Wang Group!"

"Share the dividends of development!"

"From now on, all new employees will receive a meeting gift from me!"

"This meeting gift includes a preferential mortgage provided by the group company!"

"Guarantee that all employees can buy a house in the demon city and start a comfortable life!"

"In addition, all employees who have worked for one year will receive the option rewards they deserve just like old employees!"

The rich man stood up, faced forward, and bowed his hands: "Join the Wang Group and create a better future together!"

"I'm Wang Shan, I'm waiting for you in the Demon City!"

These young people from Butanya were dumbfounded.

They looked at each other.

Is this how Eastern people recruit now?

Don’t they have a population of over two billion?

Logically speaking, there should be no shortage of labor force!

There should be hundreds of people competing for one job!

What's happening here?