I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again

After the general election of the student union, the new student union chairman Jiang Yuxuan and vice chairman Chen Hansheng were announced.

"Minister Chen, treat me."

"Don't school Xiaonanmen, the lowest standard is the food stalls in Yiwu Commodity City!"

"Four brother, get it up."

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Different students have different personalities, and their images in the eyes of others are also different. After Jiang Yuxuan became the chairman of the student union, most people just said "congratulations" to him politely. The freshman officer was still a little in awe. Nothing more

At Chen Hansheng's side, not only were people in the Liaison Department of the college clamoring for a treat, but even the Student Union of the Humanities Department was arguing with You Rongyan and Qi Wei with a group of people. Even the 602 dormitory and class also had students attending.

Chen Hansheng looked at the forty or fifty people and waved his hand: "Eat barbecue!"

A large group of people came to Yiwu Commodity City in a hustle and bustle. The bosses looked like they had a big business, and they offered drinks at a discount. Finally, a barbecue shop came to the fore and successfully left the group of Chen Hansheng, who sat for six tables. .

In the evening, Chen Hansheng drank a lot, including Chen Tianyu, Qi Wei, Sports Minister Wei Jun, and radio station head Gu Huanhuan, who were acquaintances of the student union; Shang Yanyan and Nie Xiaoyu, who were friends and classmates; and the dormitory roommate Jin Yangming. , Yang Shichao and so on.

Of course, Luo Xuan is also indispensable.

Xiao Rongyu made a call in the middle, but he didn't see it at the time. Just when he was about to walk outside to call back, Xiao Yuer sent another message.

"Xiao Chen, I miss you."

Chen Hansheng estimated that she missed her parents not long after school started. In addition, she would spend a lot of time with her as long as she was in Hong Kong during the winter vacation. Even the high school girls attended the reunion several times, so Xiao Yuer was very emotional. rely.

"I just missed me, there should be nothing serious, wait until you get back to the dormitory and call."

By coincidence, another classmate came over with a glass of wine, and Chen Hansheng put the phone in his pocket and continued to drink.

However, Chen Hansheng was directly drunk that night, and was woken up by Li Zhennan the next morning: "Brother Chen, I have gotten up for breakfast. Are you going to class?"

While rubbing his eyes, Chen Hansheng took the phone out of his pillow, and there were a row of missed calls.

Three of them belonged to Shen Youchu, four belonged to Xiao Rongyu, and Nie Xiaoyu also had one. After pressing Nokia's "*" key to unlock, various messages of "Ding Ding Ding" flew over.

Xiao Rongyu: Xiao Chen, why don't you reply?

Xiao Rongyu: I don't answer the phone, I want to talk to you, I miss my parents and grandma.

Xiao Rongyu: Are you busy tonight? Remember to reply when you see the message.

Xiao Rongyu: Chen Zhu, bastard, you deliberately didn't answer the phone!

Xiao Rongyu: I've called your dormitory, Chen Zhu, I don't care about drinking!

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Although Shen Youchu was very shy, texting did not affect him, and he also sent several messages.

Shen Youchu: Lin Yu said that you were elected as the vice chairman of the student union, and many people went to Yiwu Commodity City to drink.

Shen Youchu: After I go back, I will call you, OK?

Shen Youchu: It's cold, don't drink a lot of alcohol.

Shen Youchu: I called your dormitory, and Li Zhennan said that you have rested, good night, do you want me to bring you breakfast tomorrow morning?

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"My son is in your mother's belly, idiot."

Chen Hansheng cursed, the following three items are undoubtedly liars, but now people are too weak to guard against them, so liars often succeed.

"What class is this morning?"

Chen Hansheng asked.

"Microcomputer class."

Jin Yangming got out of bed too, picked up the buns and ate them: "Lao Yang, Brother Guo, hurry up and go to the computer room LAN to play CS together."

When Chen Hansheng heard that it was a computer class, he didn't want to sleep anymore. He woke up decisively to wash. Seeing that it was almost time for class, the 602 dormitory hurried to the teaching building just now.

Halfway through, Li Zhennan quietly pulled down Chen Hansheng's clothes.

"Brother Chen, two girls called you in the dormitory at the same time last night, one is Shen Youchu, and the other is not sure who it is."

"Oh, what did you say?"

Chen Hansheng nodded slightly.

"I said you were drunk during socializing and were resting in bed, please rest assured."

Li Zhennan pushed his glasses and said honestly.

"Not bad."

Chen Hansheng patted Li Zhennan on the shoulder, as long as he is in the dormitory, they can rest assured.

"Anan."

Chen Hansheng thought for a while, and suddenly called out.

Li Zhennan turned his head: "Brother Chen?"

"If this happens in the future, you will always say the same, whether I am in the dormitory or not."

"I see, Brother Chen."

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The microcomputer class teacher is a middle-aged person wearing glasses. He also knows that these college students take the microcomputer class to play computers for free, but he doesn’t care very much. He simply reminds: “If you can’t get the first-level computer certificate, maybe Has an impact on graduation."

The first-level computer certificate is actually just a simple office and word operation, and it is all multiple-choice questions, basically no practical operation, in Chen Hansheng's view, this certificate has no gold content at all.

However, considering that computers are not very popular nowadays, the microcomputer class teacher said that at least half of the public management class two turned off web news and began to listen carefully.

Shen Youchu's face was even tighter. She hadn't touched a computer before going to university, so she was very stressed about computer exams.

Chen Hansheng grinned, and quietly took out his mobile phone to call Xiao Rongyu.

After three beeps, the phone was connected, and Xiao Rongyu's crisp but emotional voice came: "Hey, why?"

"What are you doing so coldly?"

Chen Hansheng laughed and said, "I drank too much last night, and I didn't see my phone in my pocket."

The little fish over the phone didn't say a word, probably still angry.

If a girl like Xiao Rongyu is angry because she hasn't answered the phone, what if she calms the little willfulness in her heart?

First, we must first explain the reason. Whether it is a lie or an objective fact, there must be a reason, and it is better to have a legitimate reason, and compile it.

Second, you should not be irritable. The reason why Xiao Rongyu was angry was that Chen Hansheng did not answer the phone and he was worried about his safety;

Third, satisfy a small wish according to the personality of the other party.

Fourth, ensure that no similar mistakes are made.

Chen Hansheng didn't care when he saw Xiao Rongyu not speaking.

As long as she still answers the phone, this shows a problem. Although she is not happy, she still waits for Chen Hansheng to explain.

Therefore, Chen Hansheng started when he was elected as the vice chairman. A group of friends rushed to entertain the guests, and finally went back to the dormitory drunk and forgot to call back.

"I am the youngest vice-chairman of the student union of the Institute of Finance since its establishment, so everyone is more enthusiastic."

Chen Hansheng apologized seriously: "I'm sorry, let's go to a movie together on the weekend, I will treat you to dessert again, and I promise to never make such mistakes again."

"Elected as the vice chairman of the Student Union" is a legitimate reason, "Watching a movie and eating dessert on weekends" is Xiao Rongyu's small wish. In addition, Chen Hansheng's tone is always calm and all three conditions are met, Xiao Rongyu finally speaks.

"Hmph, then you can give me a message first, I had to go downstairs to take a taxi last night."

As soon as Xiao Rongyu spoke, Chen Hansheng knew that her anger had disappeared.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you must report first next time."

"Then don't forget, take me to the movies this week~www.wuxiaspot.com~ definitely."

"Xiao Chen, then I will go back to class and call at night."

Only then did Chen Hansheng know that Xiao Rongyu had come out to answer the phone during class.

Xiao Yuer is actually a schoolmaster, willing to answer the phone during class, she must have been looking forward to this call for a long time.

Xiao Rongyu returned to his seat, and Bian Shishi asked quietly next to him, "What is so happy? I still feel very angry when I wake up in the morning. Chen Hansheng is happy after a call."

"Xiao Chen has been elected as the vice chairman of the college student union."

Xiao Rongyu's face was very proud: "The youngest vice chairman of the college student union."

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(The third volume "Look at that tall building rises from the ground, I hope you can turn back in time", this volume has a big turning point. The simple campus slap-up pretends to waste the style of this book. Lao Liu wants to dig deeper, please Looking forward, asking for votes and genuine support.)