I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous

time flies.

It's New Year's Eve in a blink of an eye.

On the 30th of the year, the most grand Chinese Spring Festival Gala is about to kick off.

Last year’s Spring Festival Gala was very amazing for everyone. Lu Yuan’s surprise attack sang the song "The rest of the future", which exploded in popularity across the Internet and became one of the must-have songs for lovers to confess. There is also the sketch of "Not Bad Money", the long-distance chorus, and the chorus "Unforgettable Tonight" after the reform of the Spring Festival Gala, make everyone feel an exceptionally warm feeling.

Of course, compared to last year's Spring Festival Gala, this year's Spring Festival Gala seems even more exciting!

It's even more exciting, can't wait!

why?

Last year’s Spring Festival Gala, although Lu Yuan said that he showed his face in front of the screen, and at the same time, he also smashed a wave of enthusiasm, but he was not officially on the Spring Festival Gala after all. This is more or less regrettable to the audience. Feeling missing something.

And this year!

When the program list of the Spring Festival Gala was published on the Internet, everyone was pleasantly surprised to find that Lu Yuan was going to the Spring Festival Gala and officially appeared as the finale of the program!

that moment! There was an unprecedented upsurge on the entire network. Everyone stayed in front of the TV early, and waited quietly in front of the webcast room for the arrival of the Spring Festival Gala.

A little bit of time passed, and in the afternoon, the Internet was suddenly swiped by a staggering photo!

"Fuck, big news, big news, this year's Spring Festival Gala, Nima, this year's Spring Festival Gala is going to blow up!"

"What? What is going to explode?"

"You do not know?"

"Nonsense, I just went online, what do I know, did Ergouzi have a moth?"

"Wait, I'll send you a picture. Look for any highlights!"

"okay."

"Uh, there are no highlights in this photo, isn't it the door of the CCTV building?"

"Haha, take a closer look? Look at the trash can!"

"Ah? The trash can is very festive, what's wrong?"

"What's on the trash can?"

"Fuck! Hell, this is a remote advertisement? Wait, if you look at it carefully, the remote advertisement seems... everywhere?"

"Finally do you know?"

"This CCTV can still let Ergouzi play like this?"

"Even though Ergouzi is advertising everywhere, but the main conspicuous position, Ergouzi is still quite restrained..."

"You have to converge. If you don't converge, I think this is not the CCTV building, but the Ergouzi building. What is it, I thought that the Spring Festival Gala was organized by Ergouzi's company..."

"Cough, cough... I wanted to say that a long time ago!"

"..."

"..."

This photo is of CCTV Building.

Everyone has seen the CCTV Tower, and didn’t think there was anything...

Even when everyone first saw this photo, they didn't think there was anything strange about this photo of the entrance of the CCTV building.

However, when they stared at the photo seriously again, they suddenly realized that there are countless bright spots!

The photo is enlarged. The trash cans on both sides of the door are very festive. However, a trash can is printed with the logo of the "remote" game. If you zoom in on the photo carefully, you can see a series of symbols under the "LOGO" It is a striking slogan.

""Remote" games, generate power with love, and create joy with heart!"

On the other trash can, there was an advertisement outside "Remote", and there was a slogan under "Remote" takeaway...

"Remote" takeaway! Mom no longer has to worry that I will be hungry!"

In addition, on the wall on the front side, there is an advertisement for "remote" dining. At the same time, in the surrounding parking lot, three vans are parked neatly, and "remote" is hung on the side of the van. Live broadcast, your favorite live broadcast!" The advertisement...

Two rows of big red lanterns hung at the door.

The red lanterns are very festive and very famous.

Seeing it from a distance, there is still a little bit of force!

but……

When you get closer, you will find that a remote blessing and CCTV blessing are hung up shamelessly in a corner of the big lantern...

After seeing this scene, the expressions of netizens were extremely complicated.

They all knew Lu Yuan's urinary sex.

When Lu Yuan first made his debut, he always put ads in shameless ways on various occasions.

They understand this!

They can understand too!

However, they never dreamed that Lu Yuan's advertisement hit CCTV's side.

And just looking at the door of the CCTV building, he could play any advertisements that could be inserted, Lu Yuan actually inserted all of them, including some safe passages. The stop signs were all with CCTV and "remote" advertisements...

This scene!

Don't be too frantic!

When everyone felt that Lu Yuan's advertising was enough to be frenzied, the next pictures let everyone subvert their understanding of the four words frenzy again!

In the evening...

Some specially invited spectators of the Spring Festival Gala have successively entered the Spring Festival Gala scene.

Some netizens are naturally also being invited.

One of the netizens named Wang Can didn't feel anything when he first walked into the Spring Festival Gala. However, when he was about to sit down, he suddenly found the label of "remote" games on the chair of the Spring Festival Gala...

When he sat down, he noticed that the napkin next to him was a bit familiar, and he glanced down slightly.

then……

""Remote" reminds you, please save paper!"

After drawing two pieces of paper and wiping his hands, he found the "Remote" LOGO printed on the fruit plate, went to the bathroom, and then found that the bathroom was...

His mother is also "remote"!

About half an hour later...

Wang Can took a deep breath and used his mobile phone to log on to Weibo.

"Today... I feel I was brainwashed remotely!"

"I finally know how much this fellow Lu Yuan has no bottom line!"

"Really, everyone, look at this picture. You can't see anything on the surface. You think the Spring Festival Gala is normal, right?"

"However, if you take a closer look, look at these chopsticks, these tables and chairs, these trash cans, as well as the toilet paper, fruit tray boxes, and even these warm reminders..."

"And look at these slogans, mom no longer has to worry about my takeaway, dad no longer has to worry about me playing games... Ergouzi, I just want to ask you, mom, dad, grandparents are not worried anymore, you Are there any relatives who don’t worry about now? Uh, well, I admit I was wrong, Nima! There is also a second uncle and grandpa here who don’t have to worry about me being hungry...

"I feel that I am immersed in the remote ocean! Damn! Ergouzi, I am taken. I was not your fan before. From now on, I am your fan!"

"..."

When Wang Can posted this Weibo...

The expressions of all netizens went from complicated to confused, then to incredible, and finally began to doubt life.

After a long time, an idea came into everyone's mind inexplicably.

That is, this year's Spring Festival Gala seems to be full of remote taste?

…………………………

"Lu Yuan...Is this advertisement a bit excessive?"

"Ah, too much?"

"Product placement, what do you think?"

"I think it's okay... Besides, I got the consent of Director Li and the superiors... And, I promised them that there will be no "remote" advertisements in front of the main camera. Is this reasonable?"

"..."

Wang Zhenxue glanced at Lu Yuan for a moment and didn't know what to say.

She wanted to say something about Lu Yuan's mischief.

But then...

She shook her head after all.

"Yunxue, you sit here first, I will go to the special effects place to have a look..."

"Well, go ahead."

Wang Jinxue checked the time.

It is six o'clock in the evening.

There are still two hours before the Spring Festival Gala.

Two hours...

Wang Yanxue slowly came to the mirror in the lounge and looked at herself.

This is her first time on stage.

And it's the first time on such a big stage.

Although the rehearsal performed well, it is impossible if you are not nervous.

However, after thinking about Lu Yuan's company on the stage, she relaxed a little bit.

Everything has you.

all……

very good.

………………………………

Spring Festival Gala backstage.

Liu Chen conscientiously controlled the computer, wiping his sweat from time to time, and his fingers trembling involuntarily.

Debugging the program again, and then checking the equipment again. After confirming that there was no problem, he looked at the outside venue through the small window, and he felt a little more nervous.

He knows that this day today is very special.

He must grasp every moment of today and must do everything well!

then……

Let everyone have a visual experience!

"how about it?"

"President Lu, there is no problem with debugging in all aspects, and special effects can be done!"

"Well, that's good, right, Brother Liu, are you hot?"

"Do not……"

"That is……"

"Something nervous."

"Don't worry, it's okay."

"Well, by the way, President Lu..."

"what happened?"

"After tonight, will our industrial electric demons make a blockbuster?"

"meeting!"

"Mr. Lu, the whole world will see the technology of our "Industrial Electric Magic" and the special effects of our Chinese people!"

"Yes, don't worry." Lu Yuan nodded seriously after seeing Liu Chen's anxious appearance.

He has confidence in Liu Chen.

In fact...

Liu Chen spent a long, long time fighting around the clock for this special effect!

Even the hairline started to move back.

"Mr. Lu, I won't let you down!"

"Ok!"

………………………………

Time passed a little bit.

An Xiao sat in the front row quietly waiting for the start of the Spring Festival Gala.

This year, she did not go to the Spring Festival Gala, and refused the invitation.

At this moment, her heart is very complicated.

She didn't want to watch the Spring Festival Gala. After all, some programs of the Spring Festival Gala would be a little uncomfortable.

But in the end, she still came here.

She wanted to see what song Lu Yuan would sing, and she also got news that a dragon projected by pure special effects would appear in this Spring Festival Gala.

Not lost to any special effects projection in Hollywood!

Therefore, she was a little curious about what this dragon looked like.

When, at 7:58, the light on the scene that was originally bright suddenly went out.

The whole scene is dark...

An Xiao was taken aback.

"Roar!"

Then, a dragon roar suddenly sounded...

……………………

"Why is the screen black?"

"Wait, it's not dark!"

"Fuck!"

"God, this... this... this..."

"Nima!"