I Really Didn’t Want to Become a Scumbag

There is nothing to talk about in the past few days of Chinese New Year. Zhou Yuwen seldom stays at home to rest for a few days, and continues to write novels. At this time in 2011, the blog has begun to be lonely, and Weibo is officially launched.

A few days ago, the crew of "The Age of Green Wood" officially registered a Weibo account, and then the Weibo official contacted Zhou Yuwen, hoping that Zhou Yuwen could register an officially recognized writer account.

Weibo in the early days was not easy. Generally, the staff called one by one and invited some well-known figures in the society to join Weibo. Some people thought they were liars and hung up the phone directly, while others asked to join by themselves. How much can you get?

Zhou Yuwen knew that Weibo was a good project, but it was a pity that he was a few years late in traveling, otherwise he could really start a Weibo and earn more than one billion.

Since I can't make a lot of money now, I can only make a little money. Register a Weibo account and see if I can become a well-known big v.

As soon as the account was registered, Zhou Yuwen instantly attracted 100,000 followers thanks to the official Weibo promotion and the popularity of the Aoki Era TV series, becoming a small v.

Those who pay attention to themselves are all book fans, asking over there.

"When are you going to open a new book!?"

"After the Aoki Era, there are no books that can be read? Can you open a new book? Is it okay to not rely on old books?"

"Oh, you are at the end of your talents!"

As soon as Weibo was registered, Zhou Yuwen received a lot of private messages. Most of them hoped that Zhou Yuwen would publish a new book, and some scolded Zhou Yuwen, saying that Zhou Yuwen is a big man who writes women's TV, and has the ability to write books that men can read.

In the past, when Zhou Yuwen wrote books on small websites, they were aimed at a certain audience group. Now that Zhou Yuwen is out of the circle in the Aoki Era, he is facing the entire social group, and it is normal to be scolded.

It's just that Zhou Yuwen really didn't have time to talk nonsense with them during the Chinese New Year, so he accepted an official Weibo invitation, registered an account, and then went offline to ignore their private messages.

In the past few days during the Chinese New Year, apart from being busy with the new house, he is also teaching his mother how to practice the car. At this time, the driver's license test is not strict. Zhou Yuwen took advantage of the time to teach his mother how to practice two cars, and then paid the registration fee. Get certificate.

In addition to a small villa, Zhou Yuwen later bought three sets of shops, with a total price of about 1.2 million. He originally wanted to borrow money, but after thinking about it, he couldn't afford it. Is it too troublesome, or the full payment is better.

So, together with the small villa, Zhou Yuwen paid a total of 1.8 million to settle the rear of the family.

The three sets of shops are rented out to my mother, and I can rent 7,000 yuan a month. This money is enough for my mother to live. In the next ten years, the rent of the shops in this small county will be more than 100,000 a year. The monthly rent is 30,000 yuan a year, which is definitely enough for her to pay for a month.

Zhou Yuwen also settled for his mother.

For Zhou Yuwen before his rebirth, Chinese New Year was actually quite boring. After all, he was an orphan and widowed, and he didn’t have any social groups. It was nothing more than going to a relative’s house for dinner after the Chinese New Year.

This year's rebirth is more lively, because there is an extra Su Qianqian in the family, and Su Qianqian runs to Zhou Yuwen's house every day, letting Zhou Yuwen play with her.

Zhou Yuwen said, you are still young, do you still need someone to play with?

Su Qianqian pouted and said, "I don't care! I want you to play with me!"

Running around every day, Zhou Yuwen haunts Zhou Yuwen's room, and when she gets tired, she just lies on Zhou Yuwen's bed. The heating is turned on at home, and she wears very little, with a pair of small long legs wrapped in white tube socks, lying on the bed.

Zhou Yuwen was writing novels over there, and she was playing with her mobile phone over there.

Candid photos of Zhou Yuwen were posted in the dormitory group.

Han Qingqing asked where Su Qianqian was.

Su Qianqian said proudly, "I'm on Zhou Yuwen's bed! (shy)"

Han promised: "Damn it! You guys are developing so fast!"

Concubine Jiang: "@苏流浪, you and Zhou Yuwen?"

Queen Mother Qiao: "She must have nothing happened with Zhou Yuwen. If it really happened, will she have time to chat with us here?"

Empress Su: "(angry) No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak!"

"Also! You're about to change your name! (Bloody knife!)"

"Hey! I just won't change! Come and bite me! My dear daughter-in-law!"

"(Angry)! (Angry)! (Angry)!"

Teasing Su Qianqian in the group was actually very happy, but after a while, Su Qianqian said: "I don't care about you, I'm going to help my future mother-in-law cook! Bye!"

Han promised: "Envy"

Concubine Jiang: "(white eyes) (white eyes)"

Looking at the news in the group, Han Qingqing put her phone beside the bed boredly. She has been home for more than ten days. If she had gone home as usual, Qiao Linlin would have already invited her good friends to go outside to go crazy, but this time she She didn't feel like going out to play. She felt that she was not like herself at all. After leaving Zhou Yuwen, she felt that it was difficult for her to breathe. She didn't want to sit on anything except lying on the bed, listening to Faye Wong's songs, and thinking about Zhou Yuwen.

Occasionally, I will lift my legs and do thin leg exercises. After all, Zhou Yuwen likes legs. If I take a winter vacation, Zhou Yuwen will be unhappy.

Thinking of Su Qianqian being at Zhou Yuwen's house and being with Zhou Yuwen now, Qiao Linlin felt like crying. Why couldn't she go to Zhou Yuwen's house?

It's been more than ten days, and Zhou Yuwen hasn't called him a single time. Has he forgotten himself?

Looking through the group chat records, she opened the photo of Su Qianqian's hair and looked at it over and over again. She lay on the bed with her chin resting on her hand, scratched her long messy hair, and looked at Zhou Yuwen in the photo meticulously While typing on the keyboard beside the computer, Qiao Linlin showed an auntie smile for no reason, her husband was still so handsome.

I really want to appear next to him, and then he coded like this, riding on his lap in shorts and hugging him. I don’t know if he still had the heart to code at that time?

Qiao Linlin wanted to laugh when she thought of this scene, but after laughing, she wanted to cry again. She missed Zhou Yuwen so much, and when she thought that she would not see Zhou Yuwen for more than 20 days, Qiao Linlin couldn't help crying.

The night before she came back, she couldn't help crying. Zhou Yuwen just laughed at her. He said, "Qiao Linlin, who is not afraid of anything, would cry for a man? This is not like you!"

While talking, Zhou Yuwen helped Qiao Linlin wipe away tears.

"Who cried for you!? Zhou Yuwen, do you think you're amazing for sleeping with me!? Let me tell you, Zhou Yuwen, it wasn't you who slept with me, it was my mother who slept with you! Do you know!" Qiao Linlin sat cross-legged on Zhou Yuwen body, pinching Zhou Yuwen's face, muttering.

Zhou Yuwen put his hands on the back of his head and nodded, "Well, you can do whatever you think."

"Damn, what's your attitude! Do you think I can't live without you!? I'm not a woman like Su Qianqian, or let's make a bet?" Qiao Linlin asked.

"Well, what bet?"

"That's a winter vacation! Whoever calls first is a dog!" Qiao Linlin said decisively.

Zhou Yuwen sat up excitedly, pressed Qiao Linlin's slender body directly under her, and asked excitedly, "Good guy! There is such a good thing!?"

"Good thing?"

"Are you serious? Then I will directly block you!"

"Zhou Yuwen!" Angrily, Qiao Linlin quickly kicked Zhou Yuwen in the face. At that time, they all had a bath together, and Zhou Yuwen even rubbed Qiao Linlin's feet. After all, they will use it later, and they should be clean.

So even though Qiao Linlin's foot kicked Zhou Yuwen in the face, Zhou Yuwen was not angry. Instead, he grabbed Qiao Linlin's foot and kissed it twice, and then asked with a smile, "Are you really planning to contact me during the winter vacation?"

Qiao Linlin said everything, although she regretted it a bit, but the situation at that time must have been arrogant and said: "I definitely won't contact you!"

"That's fine!"

So after more than ten days at once, Zhou Yuwen actually didn't call himself a single call.

The bad guy! He actually pinched himself to death.

But it just happened that I was poisoned by him, and I couldn't get out no matter what.

In the end, Qiao Linlin couldn't hold back, and hesitated to call Zhou Yuwen again and again.

Zhou Yuwen was typing at the time, when he heard the phone ring, he didn't even look at it, and connected directly: "Hello? Hello, who is it?"

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"Who! If you don't speak, I'll hang up!"

"Wow!" the barking of a little bitch