I Really Didn’t Want to Become a Scumbag

In 2011, the combined box office of all movies for the whole year was not enough to exceed one billion.

As a result, at that time, Zhou Yuwen released "Hello Youth", which cost less than 2 million yuan, and sold 300 million at the box office, which shocked the entire entertainment circle.

Zhou Yuwen was dubbed a genius director.

Then countless capital began to pay attention to the film and television industry, and began to invest in various directors to make movies, comedies, and school movies. The era of entertainment to death seemed to be brought forward by half a year because of Zhou Yuwen's willingness.

In the original time and space, the filming of "囧囧" has been postponed due to funding problems, but at this time, "四囧" was released half a year earlier, and the result was a good result of 1.3 billion.

At the same time, "Left Ear", which was originally released in 2015, was also released in early 2014.

The structure of the entertainment industry has already changed. Director Xu is more favored by capital because of the embarrassment in Thailand. Countless capital has been poured into Director Xu, and he only hopes that Director Xu will release the next movie quickly.

Under such circumstances, director Xu had no idea what movie he was going to make at all, and "Lost in Hong Kong" only had a rough model, but it was forced to be released ahead of schedule.

So by mistake, "Lost in Hong Kong" became a work that was released in the same issue as "Charlotte Annoyance".

Everyone was overjoyed now, thinking that Zhou Yuwen was out of luck. This kid originally wanted to take advantage of Miss Yang's cooking before she had completely stopped cooking, but he didn't expect to meet Director Xu, a big name in the industry.

The box office of Director Xu's last movie was 1.3 billion. With Director Xu's movie, who would watch your embarrassing movie?

Looking at the promotional poster, I feel embarrassed. A male protagonist in his thirties with a wrinkled face actually plays a high school student. It's really thanks to Zhou Yuwen that he can figure it out.

Let's see how he ends up.

During the Mid-Autumn Festival in mid-September, the two films were released together. Zhou Yuwen was very stable, and there were no interviews.

Director Xu has already been hailed as the leader of the fifth generation of directors by the industry because of his fame in the previous film "囧囧". Both the capital and the insiders rushed to flatter Director Xu.

When being interviewed, Director Xu was very humble and folded his hands together. He was very serious about everyone's compliments and said: "No, no, everyone is flattering me."

Then a reporter asked: "Director Xu, some people said that the reason why you became so popular three years ago was because "Youth Hello" directed by Zhou Yuwen opened the era of big box office, so you just borrowed the wind from Director Zhou. What do you think?"

"How do you see it? Look at it with your eyes." Director Xu made a joke, and then said with a smile: "No, actually I quite like watching Director Zhou's movies. When I was his age, I was still an actor in Hengdian. , I think Director Zhou is really talented, if he is serious about making movies, he will definitely have better works in a few years."

Director Xu didn't directly answer the reporter's question, and the reporter immediately asked: "Then this time your Thai Jiong and Director Zhou's "Charlotte Annoyance" collide, who do you think will have a higher box office?"

"I'm really not sure about this. Well, I don't think so. Because the genre is different, my film will be more realistic. How should I put it, it reflects a middle-aged man's helplessness for his family, and Director Zhou's film will be more realistic. The movie should be about the troubles of teenagers."

"The protagonist is Charlotte, right? It should be a foreign child."

"The protagonist's name is Charlotte." The reporter answered seriously.

"Charlotte?" Director Xu was confused.

Several reporters laughed.

Director Xu thought for a long time before he figured out what it meant, and said over there: "Oh, the protagonist's name is Charlotte, and he is very troubled?"

The reporters continued to laugh over there.

Director Xu also smiled, and there was a hint of contempt in the smile, Charlotte? Troubled?

Interesting, this movie is really interesting.

Not only Director Xu, but everyone else couldn't help laughing after they understood the true meaning of this movie.

What is Charlotte, I am very troubled.

What a fucking talent.

So under this general environment, the two films finally started shooting. Most people will choose Director Xu's "Lost in Hong Kong", because Director Xu is really talented, and several films are worthy of scrutiny.

But some young people and college students who have a holiday will choose "Charlotte Annoyance". They know that Charlotte Annoyance is a bad movie, and they can imagine how embarrassing the movie is.

But so what?

There are Miss Yang and Zhou Yuwen inside.

Watching Hong Kong Jiong is too deep and boring, let's go and see the faces of Ms. Yang and Zhou Yuwen.

Besides, young people are movie theaters, who is serious about watching movies? Just find one!

Support Miss Yang! Support Zhou Yuwen!

After all, Zhou Yuwen is still our senior.

At the end of August, Su Qianqian returned to China. After a year, Su Qianqian has changed a lot. Her hairstyle has changed, her hair reaches her waist, and she looks more mature in her clothes. She has lost a lot of weight and feels very slender. ,Great temperament.

At that time, Zhou Yuwen was busy with his career and had no time to pick her up. The two didn't meet until September, when "Charlotte's Annoyance" was released.

Zhou Yuwen bought two movie tickets and invited Su Qianqian to watch the movie.

In September, the nights in Shanghai are a bit cold.

Su Qianqian was wearing a beige windbreaker, her small face was pale from the cold, and she was waiting for Zhou Yuwen to come over at the entrance of the cinema.

Someone next to me was talking about this movie.

A girl said: "I heard from Weibo that this movie is a bad movie."

"Normal, which movie can you watch Miss Yang?"

"Then why did you buy her ticket? Isn't it good to see Hong Kong?"

"Oh, it doesn't matter, why don't you just watch a movie, it doesn't matter which one you watch, and this movie is short, so I'll go to the hotel after watching it."

"You hate it!"

Hearing the kisses of the young couple next to me, Su Qianqian was speechless, thinking that you should keep your voice down.

At this moment, a black Phaeton stopped at the entrance of the cinema, Zhou Yuwen in simple clothes got out of the car, and the Phaeton drove away automatically.

From a long distance away, Zhou Yuwen noticed Su Qianqian whose face was pale with cold, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, I had a temporary meeting and it was delayed."

"Why are you here now!" Su Qianqian was very aggrieved, said something resentfully, and then quickly clung to her for a hug.

Zhou Yuwen let Su Qianqian arch into his arms, kissed Su Qianqian on the forehead, and said with a smile, "Shall we go in first?"

"Um."

So the two of them went to the cinema.

On the way, Su Qianqian talked about what she heard just now, and Su Qianqian said: "I heard everyone say that your movie is just to make money, and it's just a rote?"

Zhou Yuwen smiled when he heard this: "Just take a look at it later."

Su Qianqian curled her lips and said, "Even if you don't intend to join the entertainment industry, you shouldn't make fun of Sister Mi's reputation. Look at how miserable Sister Mi has caused you."

After a few words, Zhou Yuwen knew that this Su Qianqian hadn't changed at all, and was still so self-righteous.

But Zhou Yuwen didn't bother to argue with her, so he went to get the ticket, and then bought two glasses of Coke and a big bucket of popcorn.

At this time, it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, the season of reunion between people and the moon, and the movie theater had a fairly good flow of people, all of whom were talking about the two movies of Hong Kong Jiong and Charlotte Annoyance.

Most people prefer Hong Kong囧.

"It's a big holiday, who will go to see a foreign child's troubles!"

"that is!"

"Hahaha~"

Generally speaking, on this day, 70% of the audience will choose to watch Hong Kong囧, and only 30% will watch Charlotte Annoyance. Of course, the reason for the 30% is thanks to Baizhou Films for the arrangement rate of Charlotte Annoyance. As a result, all the screening halls in Hong Kong were full, and everyone had no choice but to watch Charlotte worry.

"Well, it's actually quite a pity. If Zhou Yuwen hadn't left the entertainment industry to continue making movies, he would have at least been able to share the same status with Director Xu now."

Su Qianqian hugged Zhou Yuwen's arm, listening to the discussion of the people in front of her with a blank expression.

The two walked to the screening room and found a seat to sit down. Charlotte was worried that the attendance rate was too low, more than half of the seats were empty, and the people who came were young and young, purely idle and free to watch look.

Before the movie started, everyone began to talk about it, thinking about what kind of movie Charlotte would make.

At this time, the cinema suddenly went dark.

The screen lights up.

Annoyed by Charlotte, it's officially started.

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