I Really Didn’t Want to Become a Scumbag

Zhang Yishan, who hasn't appeared in front of the screen for a long time, suddenly appeared and also acted opposite Yang Zi, which made people's eyes shine. The most important thing is that his acting skills are online from a child star background. Compared with the actors in the original drama, he can better reflect that kind of Cynical scumbag attitude.

He pretended to hand over the phone, and Yang Zi took it with a suspicious face.

"ah!"

At this critical moment, the mobile phone fell into the hot pot restaurant, and then Yang Zi anxiously wanted to fish it out, but Zhang Yishan twisted the mobile phone away on purpose: "Hey, hey, hey, quick! Quick!"

"Yu Fei!" Yang Zi threw his chopsticks angrily.

And the movie theater was full of laughter, it was so interesting, Liu Xing was the younger brother who was chased and beaten by Xiaoxue a few years ago, he never imagined that when he grew up, he would scum his older sister, haha, just thinking about it is interesting.

To be honest, the predecessor's movie didn't have much connotation. The main reason why it became popular was that the domestic film environment was getting worse and worse. At this time, there was no good-looking movie, and everyone didn't hold anything against some special effects sci-fi movies. I hope that, on the contrary, this kind of movie that is close to the city and close to life can give people a more immersive feeling.

There are two main lines in the movie, one is Zhou Yuwen and Ms. Yang's line, and the other is Zhang Yishan and Yang Zi. These two are mainly responsible for the funny, what kind of confession, one confession and one night of sleep.

Everyone exploded when they saw Zhang Yishan and Yang Zi sleeping together!

Fuck! Liu Xing, how dare you hug Xiaoxue! Does Liu Mei know? ?

ah! Lifetime Series!

And Zhou Yuwen and Ms. Yang's drama is more realistic and depressing, and they represent the majority of urban men and women today...

In the movie, Ms. Yang is dressed in ordinary clothes, a white shirt, and never wears pants when she is at home, showing a pair of long legs, red lips and big waves.

To be honest, this movie can be watched for two hours without looking at the plot, just watching Ms. Yang's legs.

Zhou Yuwen was wearing a suit and gold-rimmed glasses, and he looked like a mature man sitting on the sofa.

Everyone couldn't help but lick the screen.

In Baizhou Central Plaza, many people whispered there, "Zhou Yuwen is so handsome."

"That's right, I remember I was fascinated by him in high school, and seven years have passed before I knew it."

"Yeah, the campus god! I still have his poster!"

Jiang Ting, who was not far away, couldn't help showing a smile of reminiscence when she heard this. Yes, Zhou Yuwen was always so handsome. He was tall and clean when he was in college, but now many years have passed, unconsciously He has become a mature man.

Ms. Yang pushed open the door and walked into the living room with her long legs.

Zhou Yuwen pretended not to look at it.

There were only two people in this scene, but they didn't say a word.

Ms. Yang came out with the suitcase, which was a bit heavy, and almost knocked Ms. Yang down, but Zhou Yuwen just took a look and didn't help.

And at this time, someone has already entered.

Scumbag!

Men are like this now, when they chase you, they say all the good things, but after they get together, there is no thoughtfulness or tenderness. Thinking about it makes me angry, girls have started beating boys in movie theaters.

The boys looked depressed, why beat themselves when they were watching a movie well.

"That's how you are, you ignore people at every turn! You're dead!" In the movie theater, Qian Youyou lay in the arms of a thirty-five-year-old man, muttering.

The old man doted on Qian Youyou very much, and said with a wry smile: "Isn't that busy, and you know my family too."

"I don't care." Qian Youyou snorted. She is 25 years old this year and has not broadcast live for about half a year. The rumors and rumors on the Internet have also slowly dissipated. Now she has dyed light yellow hair , Fair skin, wearing a sling, still youthful and beautiful.

As for the man in front of him, he is in the financial business. He met by chance. He doesn’t usually surf the Internet. Naturally, he doesn’t know Qian Youyou’s dark history. He only knows that this girl is very poor. Take care of her, then take good care of her.

The movie continued to be shown. Although it was based on real life, it was partly fictional. Zhou Yuwen officially broke up with Ms. Yang.

And Zhang Yishan followed closely, and then, when Zhou Yuwen felt lost, Zhang Yishan said that the rare single should not play?

So Zhou Yuwen was moved.

And then there's the disco party at the bar, the hot girls and the black silk twins.

All kinds of beauties emerge in endlessly.

Just when Ms. Yang was sad because she left Zhou Yuwen, Zhou Yuwen and Zhang Yishan had already lingered among the beauties.

One morning, when the part-time worker came to clean the room, he saw Zhou Yuwen supporting his waist and looked at Zhou Yuwen with disgust.

And at this moment, Zhang Yishan also walked out of the room with his waist supported. Wearing SpongeBob SquarePants underwear, he held onto Zhou Yuwen's shoulder with difficulty: "I can't do it, you were too good last night."

The hourly worker was shocked after hearing this.

And Zhou Yuwen was completely dumbfounded.

The movie theater burst into laughter, hahaha.

But Zhang Yishan realized something, and angrily twisted his buttocks at the hourly worker, scaring the hourly worker away immediately.

Generally speaking, this movie is good, but it is a bit worse than Zhou Yuwen's previous two movies, and you can still watch it alive. The plot is one after another, and the party ends with the twins. In fact, there is no plot, but there are some laughs .

"What if the twins make a mistake?"

"Isn't it better to admit that I was wrong?"

There was constant laughter in the movie theater, even in the environment of thousands of people in the square in front of Baizhou, everyone was laughing like a goose.

After finally getting the twins drunk, Zhang Yishan took away one and left the other for Zhou Yuwen. After spending a lot of money, everyone knew what he was going to do next.

However, there was another problem. I was driving a sports car with two seats.

"Dude, I'm the price, where are you sitting?"

""

That's embarrassing.

No way, I took a taxi by myself and let the substitute go first, but when I arrived, I was satisfied with the price.

The protagonist wants to pay, and the surrogate driver said: "No, no, I should give you the money, remember to call me again when there is such a good thing in the future."

One after another, small humors emerged one after another, originally aimed at Zhou Yuwen and Ms. Yang's good looks, but after watching this movie, I completely forgot about it. Many girls watched happily with their boyfriends, and commented while watching.

For example, during the confession, the girls will ask the boys if they have ever had such a thing, and they will complain that you guys don't have a good thing or something.

But in the second half, everyone was silent one by one, even Qian Youyou forgot to please the benefactor in front of him.

Ms. Yang's looks are really good-looking. The movie showed Zhou Yuwen and Ms. Yang when they first started their business. At that time, the two of them were squeezed together in a dilapidated rental house.

There was nothing to eat, so Zhou Yuwen and Ms. Yang cooked noodles and ate two eggs for a bowl of noodles.

Ms. Yang said sweetly over there, husband, I feel that I am so stupid, I don't know anything, will you not want me?

"How could it be? No one can do without you." In the rental house, Ms. Yang was wearing a white vest and a pair of shorts, not to mention her long legs. Zhou Yuwen cooked noodles in his arms.

The two are so sweet.

And in the movie theater, everyone was angry, and they didn't know who to envy for a damn moment!

"What's wrong?" The man asked Qian Youyou who was silent beside him.

Qian Youyou smiled: "Nothing."

For some reason, Qian Youyou suddenly remembered the time when he and Liu Zhu were renting a house. At that time, he really had no money. Liu Zhu would cook instant noodles for himself. At that time, Qian Youyou looked disgusted. Now that the living conditions are better, Qian Youyou Youyou actually misses her previous life a little bit.

The first half of the movie is mainly funny, and other audiences may watch it okay, but Jiang Ting watched it and didn't make much substitution. On the contrary, Jiang Ting even felt that Zhou Yuwen's script level had regressed. Charlotte was troubled. Jiang Ting had watched it all. At that time, Jiang Ting really thought that Zhou Yuwen was a genius. Now this movie is just blindly funny, but Jiang Ting can't see anything else. Ms. Yang and Zhou Yuwen's show of affection in front of the screen may look good to others, but Jiang Ting is not at all willing to watch it.

Jiang Ting even felt that Zhou Yuwen hadn't changed at all, she still liked to mess around so much. Just when Jiang Ting was about to leave, in the second half of the movie, the second female lead went to find the heroine, who immediately saw He recognized that the girl in front of him was the new girlfriend of the male protagonist.

It rained lightly in Chengdu that night, and the girl played by Ms. Yang cried heartbreakingly.

When she was here, Jiang Ting's eyes turned red. Zhou Yuwen never knew how many times she cried because of women. She was such a proud girl, but since she was with Zhou Yuwen, she has been with Qiao Linlin every day. Su Qianqian and the others were jealous, and every time she saw Zhou Yuwen with other girls, she felt uncomfortable.

She wanted to cry heartbreakingly like the heroine, but her education and her character did not allow her to do it, and she even thought it was ridiculous for the heroine to do so, because she was not with the heroine, just looking for Another man went home to complain and found a very bad man.

Jiang Ting felt that she would not do this, she would either stay with the person she liked, or would rather be single for the rest of her life, anyway, Jiang Ting would never let it go!

What does Zhou Yuwen mean by making this movie? Is it because of his inner self? Let yourself find an honest person to take over?

Just when Jiang Ting was thinking this way, in the movie, after the male protagonist learned that the second female lead went to find the female lead, he immediately drove to the female lead's house in a hurry.

At this time, the first episode "Decent" began to play.

Don't accumulate nostalgia, let the plot become bloody.

Some girls in the movie theater started to cry, and they were sweetly talking about the content of the movie with their boyfriend at the beginning, but at this moment, they were no longer in the mood. They thought of the boy who had been by their side when they were young.

Zhou Yuwen came to the door of Ms. Yang's house. He wanted to push the door open, but he hesitated when he saw the two pairs of shoes.

At this time, Jiang Ting didn't know why, but her eyes were inexplicably red, she was completely involved in the plot, she thought to herself why are you hesitating, you just go in! Why hesitate! ?

Suddenly Jiang Ting thought of what Zhou Yuwen had just said to herself.

"I really liked you at the time! But I was too inferior! You are a rich lady with both talent and beauty, and I am just a poor boy. What qualifications do I have to match you!?"

Zhou Yuwen on the screen looked hesitant, hesitated for a long time, and finally left.

Breaking up should be decent?,

Nobody say sorry?,

Where is the debt?

If I dare to give, dare to break my heart?

In front of the camera?

Is it us from the past?

Looking back?

Weeping hoarsely?

The lyrics made Jiang Ting take over in an instant, and she couldn't help but shed a line of tears in her eyes. Was this song written by Zhou Yuwen?

What does his song mean? Does he really want to break up with himself?

Why is he so stupid, when did he dislike him, why is he like this!

It's not just Jiang Ting, both boys and girls in the movie theater have already cried into tears. One after another couples were happily watching a movie there, but they all cried while watching. Everyone, I don't know who I cried for, but it is absolutely impossible to cry for the person in front of me.

The sense of substitution here is really too strong, there are too many misunderstandings between the lovers, and because of these misunderstandings, the two did not get together.

In fact, it’s over if you endure it, but why, no one of you is willing to take this step?

From the very beginning of the movie, when the heroine is packing her luggage, the male protagonist can obviously stop it, why not?

When the heroine had a fever, the hero obviously went to the heroine's house, but he didn't go in.

It was this little bit of miss that caused them to miss it forever. Now that they watched this movie, everyone couldn't bear it anymore. memories.

Here Zhou Yuwen did not follow the original script, but according to the memories with Jiang Ting.

"Husband! I'm getting paid! Look what gift I brought you!" Miss Yang lay on the sofa with her long legs and took out a box.

"Dangdangdangdang! The latest couple's watch!" Ms. Yang took out the watch, but she saw that it was a pair of Longines watches. This pair of Longines watches was very expensive, costing tens of thousands.

Zhou Yuwen put his arms around Ms. Yang and said, "It's too expensive, it's enough for us to eat for several months!"

"But people want to wear couple watches with you!"

Zhou Yuwen put on that Longines watch, and Jiang Ting instantly broke her defenses. That watch was Jiang Qian's couple's watch that Jiang Qian gave to the two of them. Jiang Qian kept the female watch. I thought he lost it, but I didn't expect Zhou Yuwen to keep it all the time.

The next few beautiful images flashed by.

Under the moonlight, the two confessed their love for the first time.

Then the two kissed for the first time in the studio where they started their business.

From getting acquainted to falling in love, we are indiscriminately together at the last moment.

Once upon a time, Jiang Ting was also snuggling up to Zhou Yuwen on the sofa, pestering Zhou Yuwen with sweet words, to outline the future of the two of them.

Once upon a time, Jiang Ting buried her head in Zhou Yuwen's arms and called her husband coquettishly.

However, all of this happened a long time ago. Looking at Zhou Yuwen and Ms. Yang who showed affection on the screen, Jiang Ting thought of herself for no reason.

And at this time, the second episode sounded again:

hug?

As if we were never together?

OK?

Too late to explain?

forget it?

It doesn't matter what I paid for?

I ignore myself?