I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

It turned out to be the classmate Li Erpang who hadn't seen him for a long time.

Uh-

In fact, it didn't take long.

After all, Yi Lin had just returned from a trip to Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs not long ago.

With doubts, Yi Lin connected to the communication with Li Erpang.

-Voice calls.

This time the fat man seemed a little anxious and did not send text messages or voice messages.

In short, it's impatient.

As soon as the voice call is connected.

On the other side of the fat man sneakily lowered his voice and asked, "Don't tell me you are in Haiting City now, right?"

Um?

"how do you know?"

"Fuck! It really is you..."

Li Erpang yelled a shit, and seemed to shake a spirit, and then lowered his voice in fright.

really?

Yi Lin was confused.

What is really true?

Yi Lin thought about it carefully, and he did not appear in public with a high profile.

When approaching the wreckage of the C13 skytrain, it also drove like a shadow.

Wouldn't it be so coincidental that he was seen by Li Erpang.

and many more.

Yi Lin reacted instantly.

"Are you also in Haiting City?"

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is the registered permanent residence in Haiting City, a local person who is in Haiting City. Who is in Haiting City if I am not in Haiting City?"

Yi Lin thought about it carefully.

In this way, Li Erpang should have also been promoted to the second rank.

In other words...

Well, poor fat man.

Was caught in somehow.

"Don't interrupt, why are you so courageous? Damn it? Isn't it just a weapon attached to spirit... Although Fatty I am also very greedy... But you actually bombed the C13 train? Hey, but it's not important, attached Have you got a spiritual weapon?"

When Yi Lin heard this, the fog in front of his forehead became denser.

Obviously Li Erpang spoke the same language as him, but Yi Lin couldn't understand a word?

Even to be cautious, Yi Lin silently glanced at the apostle panel.

See if you accidentally hit some brain damage Debuff with functions similar to "NT-046".

-Lead to mental decline.

Fortunately, no.

It seems that Li Erpang's language organization is faulty.

"Wait, who told you that I bombed the C13 train? And the sky train just crashed, not bombed, understand?"

"Huh? Not you? I don't believe it, who of us is so familiar with whom, life and death, hehe, what can't you say!"

Li Erpang said, "Don't you come here, don't fool you, don't fool my fat master".

"I'm investigating this, but I didn't blow up the car."

"Um?"

"not me."

"It's really not you?"

Yi Lin was speechless: "Why do you think I bombed it?"

Li Erpang said naturally: "Nonsense, don't you like to blow this one and the other the most?"

Yi Lin slowly typed a question mark: "Who told you that I like to explode?"

(Gotham City:???)

"Anyway, I don't believe it, proof!"

Yi Lin was a little annoyed by Li Erpang's repeated questions, and could only say: "I am a member of the special team."

"..."

The moment Li Erpang heard Yi Lin say the identity of the special group, he immediately fell silent.

The existence of specific groups, although not known to ordinary people.

But in the circle of apostles, it is not a secret.

Even in the forum, after the matter began to ferment, Zhao Yulong used the vest in the forum and directly told all the apostles that the special group had intervened in the matter.

This actually suppressed many apostles who were eager to go to Haiting City for a trip in the muddy waters.

Li Er was silent for a minute.

Then quickly said: "I'm sorry! Excuse me! Goodbye!"

Toot toot—

Hang up the call.

This... is inexplicable.

But soon.

Li Erpang re-sent the voice call.

"Why don't you expose my identity? Lao Tzu's apostle identity has not been filed on the special team file yet!"

Yi Lin suddenly thought of Li Erpang's ability.

Then smiled slightly.

Then he replied: "Well, definitely next time."

Li Erpang: "..."

…

…

Fifteen minutes later.

Oral played with his mobile phone idly.

really.

In the news report, the crash of the C13 train was characterized as an "accident."

Oral nodded in satisfaction.

Fortunately, this train only smashed a lot of flowers and plants, and did not cause too many casualties.

Related surveillance videos, Oralle also easily processed, perfect.

He is very satisfied with his mature and steady way of doing things. In the future, who would dare to treat his Oral as a child!

Oral... has long been a mature adult!

Just now.

A brawny man wearing a vintage peaked cap, sunglasses, and a mask, looking around, cautiously and sneakily, quickly approached Yi Lin and Oralle.

Oulele sullenly said, "This is the man you are talking about... the flexible fat guy?"

This...Where did you get fat?

Yi Lin distinguished for a few seconds: "Well, I'm 90% sure. If he takes off his sunglasses and his eyes are so narrow that he can't see the eyeballs, he can be 100% sure."

Li Erpang is still approaching.

Yi Lin shouted loudly: "Li Er Fat!"

When Li Erpang heard it, he was so frightened that he suddenly lifted up a little bit on the spot.

He hurriedly looked around for a round, and slowly heaved a sigh of relief after seeing that he hadn't seen "the figure in the imagination".

"Damn! Can't you stop calling Fat Master's name so loudly?"

Li Erpang walked in front of Yi Lin, took off his sunglasses, and gave Yi Lin a harsh look.

Oulele raised his voice: "Oh-I really can't see my eyes."

Yi Lin: "If you want to stare at me, please open your eyes a bit."

Li Erpang: "..."

He could only put on his sunglasses again in silence.

Why are there no tears in my eyes?

Because I squinted my eyes and squeezed my tears back.

Yi Lin looked up and down the shape of Li Erpang, and couldn't help asking: "What are you doing like this? You are not a star."

It's understandable that Li Changge is wrapped up like this.

"You care about me!" Li Erpang seemed a little uncomfortable: "Wait, how did you recognize me?"

"Guess it."

Although Li Erpang burned his whole body fat at the end of Gotham City, and used his last hole card, he did not see him for a while. Li Erpang seemed to start to get fat again, and his belly was already visible.

"good eyesight!"

Li Erpang gave a thumbs up.

Yi Lin understood something instantly: "Don't worry, if you dress like this, others may not be able to recognize it."

"It's good if you don't recognize it, it's good if you don't recognize it."

Yi Lin's words made Li Erpang very happy.

"Su Xiaosu?"

Li Erpang's emotions just relaxed, when Yi Lin mentioned the name, his hair exploded again in an instant: "You, you, you, how do you know?"

"Hehe, I guess. I guess only Su Xiaosu can make you hide like this."

Yi Lin remembered that at the end of Gotham City, when the world was frozen and everything was dead, Su Xiaosu once told Li Erpang that she would come to Li Erpang.

Gee.

Unexpectedly, this fate came so quickly, so quickly, so unexpectedly, without a little bit of defense.

"Little girl, little girl! That's so okay! Who can stand it! She likes to find someone to go, don't provoke me! Fat master can't afford it, and I can't Get up!"

As if thinking of Su Xiaosu's mighty posture in Gotham City, Li Erpang shuddered inexplicably.

Yi Lin's expression suddenly became serious, and he did not continue to joke with Li Erpang: "Although I am so happy that you get out of order..."

Li Erpang: "???"

"But in this situation, I suggest you send a message to Su Xiaosu, and don't step into Haiting City anyway."

Li Erpang sighed and raised his head.

That is the sadness of looking up at the sky forty-five degrees.

"late."

"?"

"She was in Haiting City last week! Or you think I need to hide like this?"

"..."

this-

It really is love.

no doubt.

Yi Lin could only observe three seconds of silence for Li Erpang.

Li Erpang looked at Yi Lin faintly.

—Although Yi Lin couldn't see the look in Fatty's eyes.

Although the inexplicable trick to provoke Su Ge is all on his own.

Who made him okay to hit Brother Su's developed gluteus maximus?

Who made him okay to be about the same weight as Su Ge?

That being said.

After returning from a trip to Gotham, Li Erpang pondered Yi Lin's last words carefully.

I always feel that something is wrong.

I?? Thank you!

and-

Although Li Erpang became an apostle not long ago, he also learned of the existence of the special group.

Originally, he planned to be a little fat man silently, not to cause trouble, not to attract flowers, not to attract bees and butterflies, and to be a little transparent who climbs the tower with peace of mind.

Although the apostles do not interfere with the order of the real world, the general special group will not interfere too much in the disputes between the apostles.

But as long as you put your name on the file of the special group, in the future, if...in case you want to commit something, you can't hide your identity and will be dealt with by professionals in a very short time.

Therefore, when Li Erpang learned of the membership of Yi Lin's special group, he felt extremely painful instantly.

It feels like I've been pitted by Yi Lin again.

and many more.

Why is it again?

In short, this is quite uncomfortable.

At this time, Li Erpang set his sights on Oulale.

Can't help being surprised: "Huh? The special group doesn't even spare child labor now?"

Orales did not show any weakness: "Do people now dare not open their eyes to speak?"

"Oh? Hey? Heh heh, except for his eyes, Fatty doesn't touch the word ‘little’ on all parts of his body, kid!"

"Do you dare to say that I am a kid? I am not a kid! Believe it or not, I will take it out..."

"Huh?" Li Erpang raised his eyebrows, stiff...belly.

Oulele suddenly turned his head to Yi Lin: "Do you think I can add a sentence "Extremely dangerous people, if necessary, kill them on the spot" to his file? "

Li Erpang: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

Yi Lin was helpless.

After a brief introduction.

Yi Lin simply told Li Erpang about the ins and outs of "Zhang Huichun", after all, Li Erpang was also in the center of the whirlpool, and it was okay to tell him part of the truth.

Of course, Yi Lin hid the mother spirit on Li Changge's back.

Oulele seemed to be aware of Yi Lin's plan, and kept silent about the mother spirit behind Li Changge.

This is not to say that Yi Lin intends to pull Li Erpang into the water.

Originally, Li Erpang himself had been soaked in the water, and there was no problem of being unable to pull it into the water.

Coupled with the simple exchanges between the two in Gotham City, Yi Lin also knows that Li Erpang is good at strength, and Yi Lin also needs help in this weird reality mission.

after all…

Old Pan is abandoned, and Li Changge probably won't be of much help.

In this huge city of Haiting, Yi Lin is really a headache if he wants to find Zhang Huichun alone.

"Fuck? So evil?"

When Er Fatty classmate heard that Zhang Huichun had come back to life from the morgue, his belly trembled in shock.

"Is that Zhang Huichun a man or a ghost? How could he come back to life after he died in the world?"

Yi Lin shook his head: "It may not be that kind of thing, after all, there are no ghosts in this world."

One of Yi Lin's guesses is whether Zhang Huichun is similar to Pan Zhengyi, but actually has two personalities.

Or a certain skill.

Or some props.

In short, everything is still confusing.

Yi Lin has never encountered such a thing in the future, and he has no experience.

"Then what shall we do now?"

After Li Erpang calmed down a bit, he couldn't help asking.

Yi Lin's performance in Gotham City really left a deep memory for Li Erpang.

It seems that Yi Lin is better at this kind of tricky things.

Powerful apostles like him are accustomed to using muscles to penetrate everything without a brain.

Yi Lin lowered his head to think.

How to do?

In fact, when he reunited with Li Erpang, he had a vague idea.

This idea is related to his previous guess.

If the mission of Yi Lin and others is to "kill Zhang Huichun."

Then, as the opposite of Zhang Huichun, what will her mission be?

"If I didn't guess wrong..."

When Yi Lin raised his head again, the corner of his mouth curled up with a smile that made Classmate Li Erpang feel familiar and painful.

…

…

The words are divided into two ends.

Haiting City.

Xicheng District.

Li Changge shrank his neck.

It always feels chilly behind.

Li Changge has always felt this way since he knew he had a mother spirit lying on his back.

He also couldn't tell whether it was really cool or it was an illusion caused by psychological effects.

After all, Yi Lin refused to tell him life and death what the mother spirit looked like on his back.

If it is beautiful, maybe Li Changge will feel better.

Moreover, Li Changge didn't know if he was suspicious and sensitive. Even if he was tightly wrapped and walking on the road, he always felt strange glances from all around him from time to time.

In normal times, Li Changge would even be a little complacent, saying that no matter how tightly he is wrapped up, his mere disguise can't conceal his peerless elegance.

Unfortunately, this situation is now.

Li Changge only wondered if other apostles secretly aimed at his life.

"Yo!"

Old Pan crouched suddenly, raised his palm with a solemn expression, and looked at the void.

Li Changge: "..."

It turns out that those weird gazes are looking at you, soul light!

"I said Brother Pan, you can understand human words now, can't you behave a little more normally?"

Li Changge whispered in a tone of hatred for iron and steel.

"Um?"

"You forgot, Yi Lin said let us keep a low profile..."

"Oh..." Old Pan stood up straight as expected, but said lazily: "What are you afraid of, it's not me who died anyway."

Li Changge: "..."

Big boss Yi Lin!

I strongly request a substitution!

Substitution! !

In fact, Yi Lin gave Li Changge only two tasks.

The first task is to find out the body of the spirit weapon.

Yi Lin speculated that the reason why he was entangled by the mother spirit was most likely because the former master, the third deceased they went to check, had made the mother spirit follow Li Changge for some purpose.

Therefore, after the death of the apostle, the mother spirit still carried out the last order before the life of the predecessor, lying on Li Changge's back.

Even in the middle of the night, it is still pressed from time to time.

And the second possibility is...

Li Changge accidentally touched the body of the spirit weapon.

That's why there will be this supernatural event.

In other words, what Li Changge has to do now is to try to recall all the things that he came into contact with on September 7 that may be spiritual weapons.

As long as the weapon body is found, the mother spirit may be able to return to the spirit weapon.

At that time, it didn't matter to Li Changge how to deal with the spirit weapon.

And the second task—

Low-key.

Now the dark tide is raging in Haiting City.

Li Changge must never reveal the identity of the apostle to anyone else.

And being entangled by the mother spirit.

Otherwise, no matter what it is, it is very likely that Li Changge will instantly cool down.

Although Pan Zhengyi was with him, it was obvious that Old Pan was unreliable.

Only Li Changge himself can be counted on.

Thinking of this, Li Changge sighed silently.

Soon he was refreshed.

Roll over! Li Changge!

After Li Changge encouraged himself, he thought silently.

On September 7th, apart from contacting passionate fans, he did not encounter anything similar to "weapons".

When filming in the movie studio... I used a lot of various props from the movie studio.

"Wait...could it be in the studio?"

Li Changge suddenly found himself in a misunderstanding of thinking.

Although the identity of the former owner of the mother spirit is confirmed as one of the fan groups, her weapon may not have been contacted during the fan signing event. It is very likely... that fan admired herself and mixed the spirit weapon with the props of the studio !

Damn it!

Li Changge patted his thigh fiercely!

"My Li Changge is so smart! There is only one truth! Pippi shrimp...ah no, old Pan, let's go!"

Li Changge did not dare to stay, so he drove the old Pan Chao Haiting City Film and Television City to rush.

Li Changge and Pan Xiaozheng walked in a hurry.

I didn't notice that in the bustling crowd, one of his eyes seemed particularly sharp.

…

…

After one hour.

Nothing happened during this period.

All the apostles lurking silently in Haiting City seemed to have hidden themselves after learning that the "special group" had sent someone to intervene in this matter.

The aftermath caused by the crash of the C13 train was quickly suppressed because it was handled in a timely manner and did not cause too many casualties.

Not even the hot search.

This point makes many melon-eaters who witnessed the accident feel puzzled.

-Shouldn't this be?

On the other side, Yi Lin has already made a preliminary plan.

The key to the first round of this plan...

It is the latest classmate Li Erpang who joined the team.

At this moment, Li Erpang was crying, crying while gnawing on fried chicken legs full of heat.

"Are you sure you want me to come?"

Yi Lin patted classmate Li Erpang on the shoulder: "You have a thick skin, who are you not going to be on? You can be a confession in a team battle!"

"Yes, okay, okay, but..."

Li Erpang looked at the belly that had just had time to puff up without tears.

The last half sentence "not enough fat" just swallowed it.

Did not say anything.

Talking too much will reveal the secrets of his skills.

Li Erpang didn't know it at all, but Yi Lin had already guessed the effect of his skills quite easily.

Yi Lin squinted and smiled: "Go! Haiting City needs you!"

Li Erpang thought about it seriously, it seemed that there was no other way besides following Yi Lin's plan. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

So does he.

There was a countdown on his body.

The death point is not enough.

unless…

Once the countdown is over, if his death point is negative, he is also a dead end.

Just when Li Erpang finally made up his mind.

Yi Lin suddenly received news from Li Changge.

"Huh? There has been a lot of news in the past two days?"

But Yi Lin did not ignore Li Changge.

I saw only one short sentence on the message—

"Big brother! Again, again, something happened again!"

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