I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

"There is indeed a problem with this weapon."

Yi Lin put the weapon back in place.

But Xu Zhiyong did not dare to pick it up.

"Yangmou?"

Xu Jingjing thought of Xu Zhiyong's weirdness just now, and his heart was turbulent, and he vaguely figured out the key point.

Yi Lin did not sell Guanzi and explained: "This is a trial for newcomers. Those who are summoned to this world are ordinary people without any'capacity'. On the battlefield of this kind of world background, a random soldier can come here. They can tear them by hand. Except for the weapon given by Guldan Yanzu, they have no other way to keep themselves alive."

half an hour earlier.

Li Changge and the old Pan Xiong came to the Haiting Film and Television City with great enthusiasm.

Step into the studio.

Li Changge felt a kind of exhilarating pleasure in an instant.

Of course, this pleasure is not because of returning to the place.

It was because he Li Changge had been holding back for a long time, and finally he could get rid of the hypocrisy and re-exhibit the most authentic and peerless elegance.

"I'm wronged! My face..."

Li Changge touched his slippery face, his expression blurred and his eyes deep.

"Huh? Xiaoge, aren't you on vacation? Why did you come back?"

As soon as Li Changge entered the set, a middle-aged man said to Li Changge with a smile.

"Hehe, often go home and have a look, often go home and have a look."

Li Changge smiled slightly, did not explain too much, just waved his hand, as if the emperor was on a tour.

The middle-aged man seemed to be accustomed to Li Changge's demeanor, and smiled without saying much.

"By the way, the director happened to be there."

"Huh? Am I on vacation? What is the director doing? Overtime?"

Li Changge asked strangely.

"Hey, no, are you filming the few scenes without your lens? There are still a few scenes where you haven't seen your face. The director said that he is going to be on the scene and you can record your dubbing later."

"By the way, and the next few scenes that are going to show you your face, the director is also going to let the stand-in record it for you, and then re-record your face in the later stage. It's just a little bit of synthesis. It's very simple, it will take a few minutes. You have a good rest!"

Li Changge was immediately angry when he heard this, the kind of anger that rushed into the crown.

call out--

Li Changge's bangs tilted slightly under the special effects skills, and turned upright without wind.

"I...? How can this work? Isn't it good? Not to mention the side face, just my back, do you think there is any substitute for me? Impossible, I don't believe it, it's absolutely impossible!"

The middle-aged man was taken aback when he saw Li Changge's bangs.

Where is the wind?

But he didn’t think too much, so he waved his hand and explained: “It’s just a commercial movie, it’s almost fine! What do you do so seriously, Xiaoge? Don’t forget, you are a hot and popular star, and you pay for the movie a little bit. There are so many fans..."

Before the middle-aged man finished speaking, Li Changge shook his head and interrupted him.

"No—" Li Changge rarely showed a serious expression: "I am an actor. No, I have to go to the director!"

After Li Changge finished speaking, he rushed into the studio regardless of the middle-aged man with a bewildered look.

Old Pan silently followed Li Changge.

Thought for a long time.

Finally, I was able to summarize Li Changge's behavior concisely and concisely: "Pretend to be a crime."

Li Changge: "..."

After entering the studio.

Sure enough, a stand-in in Li Changge's costume was showing his face excitedly.

Li Changge's face instantly sank when he saw it.

But still personable.

Fenghua is peerless.

"Director, I resist—"

"Yo! It's a little song! I heard Sister Lu said that you were not on sick leave? When did you come back to catch up? You don't know that during your absence, that group of editors will be exhausted. They are clamoring for processing capital..."

Li Changge opened his mouth.

What did he want to protest just now?

"Ah! By the way! You guys continue to act, leave me alone, remember that the shape of your mouth is very important!"

The director yelled at the stand-in who was playing hard, and then he pulled Li Changge to talk.

Li Changge would be dizzy for a while, and Lao Pan kicked Li Changge expressionlessly.

"Yes, director, I want to see those..."

Only then did Li Changge think of business.

He is here to find the body of the spirit weapon.

Thinking of this, the back of the neck began to chill again.

I don't know what moth the mother spirit is doing.

Wouldn't it be riding on his head and booing?

Li Changge was only halfway through.

However, the director suddenly understood and saw everything through.

"Yo! You mean your fans, right? Xiaoge, don't worry! Your agent Lu Jie is a sensible person. As soon as she heard the news that you were sick, many fans immediately sent it to you. kind regards……"

"Oh by the way, just now, there was another fan gift sent here. I scanned it and it looked like a doll inside. We didn't open it either. I'm afraid it's from some fans... Hey... I'll give it to you now. bring here."

The enthusiastic director didn't wait for Li Changge to say more, so Deng Deng Deng stood up from the director's throne and went backstage to get Li Changge's mysterious little gift from his enthusiastic fans.

"A gift from a passionate fan?"

"baby?"

Is it so exciting?

How much is the doll?

Is it realistic?

Li Changge was stunned for a while, and was suddenly interrupted like this, and almost forgot to do business again.

However, the director had already gone far and couldn't stop him. Li Changge simply waited patiently.

The kind of wind and light.

Old Pan stared at Li Changge silently.

Did not say much.

It's just that deep in my heart, he silently put a two-character label on Li Changge.

--abnormal?

Because Li Changge's expression was so indifferent, Lao Pan suddenly felt a little unconfident, so there was a question mark.

certainly.

If it is another Pan Zhengyi.

There is no doubt that the question mark will be removed very confidently.

The director went there for fifteen minutes.

"So big? So realistic?"

Li Changge couldn't help but look forward to it.

Only a little bit.

The director is not there, and other people on the set have gradually released themselves.

Anyway, the director also said, just use your own words, just use the right words.

For commercial films, fans pay the bill, so you don’t have to be too real.

Li Changge's stand-in even quietly showed a little side face in the camera, pretending to be careless.

After all, every substitute has a high-level ambition hidden in secret.

A few more minutes passed.

In Li Changge's extremely expectant eyes, the director walked slowly carrying a seemingly heavy box with no expression on his face.

The expression was a little more dull.

Li Changge's mind was completely wrapped in the very delicate pink gift box in the director's hands, and he didn't notice the director's dull expression.

Old Pan frowned suddenly.

Others did not notice the director's actions.

Still acting according to the script.

The lighting artist, special effects artist, and sound effects are intertwined into a gorgeous stage.

The director came step by step.

Tucked the box into the singer Li Chang.

Li Chang, the singer, sank slightly, and took the box of enthusiastic fans.

"Yo?"

Li Changge couldn't help but froze for a moment when he took the box.

The box seemed lighter than he thought.

Shaking, there was a slight noise in the box.

This doll seems to be a bit smaller than imagined, and the size does not seem right?

Li Changge raised his head and was about to ask.

suddenly.

Only then did Li Changge discover that the director, who had just given his fan gift to him twenty seconds ago, disappeared for a while.

"So shy? I didn't plan to open it here?"

When Li Changge was slightly confused, a warm feeling gradually came from the box.

suddenly--

The box lit up.

From the tight gap of the package, a strange light faintly revealed.

Special, special, special effects?

Is it so realistic?

suddenly!

A baseball bat appeared in Old Pan's hand without warning!

At the moment when the box was glowing and hot, Old Pan kicked the box in singer Li Chang directly from the bottom up.

"Oh drink—"

When he moved his feet, Old Pan had already put his hands in the posture to hit the ball.

As for the ball--

Has been kicked by Old Pan.

This is the ball!

boom!

Old Pan's stick almost rubbed against the tip of Li Changge's nose.

Li Changge didn't realize what was going on. He suddenly felt a burning pain from the tip of his nose.

Under Lao Pan's stick, the box flew into the air like a cannonball!

"Old Pan, you—"

Li Changge turned his head, and Pan had quietly put away "Halle's good friend" after he made a complete run.

Then.

boom! !

There was a violent explosion from the box in the air.

The heat wave rolled in from the air, and at the moment of the explosion, everyone was scared to the ground.

Li Changge was dumbfounded, but still standing with his back erect, standing still, still with the heat waves rolling in and the wind blowing his face, Li Changge remained motionless.

only--

The hairstyle is messed up.

All blown to the side.

It's hot around.

On the contrary, Li Changge felt his back swish cold.

...

...

When Yi Lin hurried to the scene.

The dedicated police have cordoned off the scene.

Yi Lin did not reveal his identity and was blocked directly outside the cordon.

"Battered again?"

Yi Lin was not angry, nor did he directly reveal the identity of the special group.

Instead, he squinted his eyes, observing the smoke rising from the building.

He is not very familiar with the terrain of the studio.

Therefore, it is impossible to analyze any useful information from the position where the thick smoke floats.

But at least Li Changge can still squeak, and he should not be able to die for the time being.

Just now.

Oralle sent a contact.

"The fat guy is ready, how about you?"

"It's nothing, the studio was bombed."

"Um?"

"Don't worry about it for now, I will find a way to go in first."

Yi Lin interrupted the communication.

While no one was paying attention, Yi Lin directly turned on and followed him like a shadow.

Walked in swaggeringly.

In the film and television city, chaos has long turned into a pot of porridge.

The police are recording simple confessions for everyone in the studio, asking others about the incident.

Well, the accident.

Yi Lin quickly found Li Changge~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I saw Li Changge and Lao Pan quietly standing aside after finishing the recording.

With a calm face, Li Changge smiled slightly and nodded towards Yi Lin.

But at the same time, in Yi Lin's chat window, Li Changge's head had already shaken wildly.

"Boss! Help!"

"I almost got cold!"

"Death is like the wind, always with me!"

"It's over!

"really!"

Yi Lin, who had been secretly observing the changes of the apostles, changed his face slightly, rose into the sky, and came to the Mengxin who had changed, and said loudly, "I will lose your sword!"

Those "Mengxin" turned their heads.

...Exploded.