I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

The dazzling streamer dissipated.

The scenery in front of you is very different.

On the uneven surface of the tall building, the glass exterior wall reflects the cold light. The hustle and bustle of people, bowed their heads expressionlessly, crowded out along with the traffic lights. A four-wheeled vehicle, on the congested road, honked horns restlessly and made harsh noises.

When Yi Lin's team came to the trial with four people and one dog, the scenery in front of them allowed them to judge their environment in a short time.

Let the time go back ten seconds ago.

Li Erpang was hit harder than ever.

His fat-burning skills have reached the end of a powerful crossbow.

Without fat's power bonus, his power attribute has not broken through the first power lock, and there is no way to cause too much damage to Illidan.

Gouzi assisted in the attack, and classmate Erfaan watched that the BOSS's health was about to fall below 30%, and victory was in sight.

But what a BOSS turned out unexpectedly.

After a change, he became taller, stronger, and faster.

This is nothing. The most outrageous thing is that after the BOSS transforms, the 30% health bar has begun to recover.

High attack, high defense, high sensitivity, can fly into the sky, with a burning halo, and can recover blood, who designed such a shameless BOSS!

In addition to being unable to conceive and have children on the spot, what else can't this boss?

Li Erpang cried out in his heart.

He almost had the urge to give up, and he simply placed his posture in large fonts so that the boss could do whatever he wanted and let you, me and him.

"If you don't do anything, I will be cold!"

"I swear that I will never team up with you again in this life! If you team up again, you will be a dog! It's a dog! No, I won't team up in my next life!"

Li Erpang roared and summoned the only little strength left to see if he could emptied the last health bar of the BOSS.

In these ten seconds, Li Erpang's heart struggle was extremely complicated, like a vigorous and tragic poem.

But suddenly.

Li Erpang just took a sip, and when he was about to kill him, a white light flew towards him suddenly.

His first reaction at the time was... a hidden weapon!

This BOSS doesn't talk about martial ethics!

Are they all perverted into this egg-like shape, and have they lost their hidden weapons?

Do you want BOSS's face anymore?

But in an instant, Li Erpang squinted his eyes in mid-air for a moment.

It does not seem to be a hidden weapon.

He was familiar with this light.

After the prop card is crushed, I want to refuse and welcome the light when it is about to be activated.

"Ah this?"

The light splits into two.

They were submerged into Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi's body respectively.

Wang Tiandi was alone with a dog, already panting heavily, and was almost dying.

This time, the dog dared to slap his chest and roared loudly.

The BOSS is too grass-tolerant.

When the prop card light that emerged from nowhere, when it merged into the body of a fat dog and a dog, Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi suddenly showed strange prompts.

[You are about to merge with "Wang Tiandi". 】

——【You are about to merge with "Li Er Fat". 】

[Please prepare mentally. 】

Damn it?

Fusion?

Why didn't I know this happened?

Wait a minute!

Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi, one fat and one dog, showed stunned and shocked expressions when they saw the "warm tips" of the tower.

Wait a minute!

wait a minute.

Ah?

what!

"what--"

"Wang--"

dark place.

Yi Lin sighed, feeling a little regretful in his heart.

Another hole card prop was also used up like this.

But at the moment, it is necessary to give full play to the combat effectiveness of the teammates. For the sake of safety, this is already the option with the least loss.

Let's merge! Fat dog!

...

[Integration must be successful card]

【Grade】Rare

[Effect] Click to view details. It can forcibly balance the "qi" of the two, and the fusion movement is neat and uniform, and smoothly merges into one. Duration: 30 minutes.

[Description] Click to view details. A proud Saiyan prince was unwilling to make such a shameful fusion. But in the end, he passed on this skill in silence and skillfully. Frequency of use: No one knows fusion better than him.

...

Under the influence of the mysterious power of [Mixed Must-Success Card], Li Erpang and Dogzi had serious expressions and flew to one side, separated by a few meters, standing on the same level.

Gouzi and Wang Tiandi shouted at the same time:

"Fusion—Combination—"

"Wang--Woo--"

When uttering the word "fusion" neatly and uniformly, a kind of profound and incomprehensible enlightenment emerged in the minds of one person and one dog. A mysterious and terrifying fusion technology, with the power of "props", directly poured into the minds of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi.

At this moment, they seem to be possessed by Gou Kong and the proud Saiyan prince; at this moment, their fusion technology seems to have been tempered and experienced; at this moment, no one is fatter than Li Er and Wang Tiandi. Dogs know more about fusion!

No one knows integration better than them!

At the same time, their movements reached an amazing synchronization.

Gouzi and Wang Tiandi put their legs in exaggerated "outer eight" positions.

The hands of one person and one dog, raised high, stroked a half arc from the outside to the inside, and quickly approached with small broken steps.

Even the fat man’s severely wounded arm fell down, under the influence of the mysterious power, it seemed to play well. Kakaka heard the crisp sound of fracture, and forcibly lifted it up to complete this historic fusion movement. .

"Fusion!"

Li Erpang's height is short among humans, and Wang Tiandi's height is tall and strong among dogs. At the end of the fusion movement, the breathing, heartbeat, and all frequencies of the two were merged into one, and the fingertips of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi lightly tapped together between one person and one dog.

It was too late, but in fact all of this happened in the blink of an eye. When one person and one dog were fused, Illidan unexpectedly stopped the offensive at hand, slightly opened his mouth, and turned his blindfolded head to their direction. He froze in place without any movement, as if by Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi. This bold and unrestrained behavior was suffocated.

The light flashed, and the figures of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi disappeared in the dazzling light.

A man with a height of 1.8 meters and a perfect body, slowly walked from the end of the light to the air.

The dazzling white brilliance, not yet completely dissipated, a voice full of magnetism, five points like fat, five points like a dog, sneered and slowly said to the stunned Illidan:

"Are you asking who am I?"

Illidan was taken aback.

I, I, I didn't ask!

"I am neither Fat Li,"

"I'm not Wang Tiandi either, Wang Wu,"

"I am the one who wants to defeat you!"

"If you insist on giving me a name,"

"I am the strongest fusion fighter...Fat Emperor!"

Fat Tiandi smiled, the light faded, he slowly opened his eyes, and those eyes with vertical pupils were full of an emotion called self-confidence. Above the neck of the perfect golden figure, there is a dog's head with a pointed mouth.

Behind the kobold Fat Tiandi's ass, a long snow-white dog's tail slowly swings.

On the surface of Fat Tiandi, there is still a thin layer of white hair. But this layer of hair didn't look ugly, on the contrary, it added a bit of wild flavor to the Fat Heaven Emperor.

Too, too, too, too grassy!

Although this kobold looks handsome. But Yi Lin, who was hiding in the dark, was almost choked by his own saliva when the strongest fusion fighter appeared on the stage.

This style of painting is really...too indescribable.

"The fusion is so thorough? Listening to the tone of the'Fat Emperor', it seems that you are not ashamed of the posture after fusion, but there is a scent of waves in your tone. Is it that even the personality is completely integrated? If you claim to be the Fat Emperor... …Should be a brand new personality."

Yi Lin originally felt a pity for the loss of a rare item, but after seeing "The Strongest Fusion Warrior Fat Heaven Emperor" appeared on the stage, he didn't feel that pity anymore. On the contrary, I was a little grateful that I didn't use this item on my body.

If I couldn't think of merging with the dog...

Emperor Rin?

Yi Tiangu?

"Humph!"

Illidan instantly focused all of his attention on Fat Heaven Emperor's body, his face stern, as if he was facing an enemy.

After a cold snort, Illidan transformed into a demon form, pushing his palms flat, and a pitch-black ball of light with a tail of fireworks blasted towards the Fat Heaven Emperor.

"That's it?"

The Fat Heaven Emperor laughed, took a step forward, and slapped Illidan's chaotic attack in the form of a demon with one palm.

The power of the demon he was proud of was slapped off by the kobold in front of him, and the corner of Illidan's mouth twitched.

"No! It's impossible!"

"Hahaha!" The Fat Heaven Emperor arrogantly embraced his hands and raised his head and laughed: "You don't know anything about power!"

Yi Lin couldn't stand it anymore.

This fused personality completely engraved the word "wave" on the dog's head, as long as it is not blind, it can be seen.

Yi Lin no longer hesitated, and took out another card from the storage space.

——【Plain Banana Peel】.

This was the heirloom that accompanied Yi Lin through countless crises. Yi Lin hesitated for a moment, but still crushed the card and threw the banana peel at Illidan's feet.

Illidan wanted to fly high in the sky, and a wave of high-altitude bombing would kill this hateful and arrogant kobold.

It also saw that the kobold who appeared suddenly was powerful, but obviously had a shortcoming that... he couldn't fly.

Since you can't fly, there is nothing to be afraid of.

But when Illidan was about to fly, he just happened to see a crumpled banana peel lying on the ground beside his feet.

"Um?"

Illidan stepped on it subconsciously.

...

"Give me that ring!"

After Illidan fell directly on all fours and couldn't fly at all, Yi Lin, who had been hiding for a long time but had been secretly controlling the battle, finally emerged from the shadow state. The moment he came out, the shadow-breaking blow was still brewing, and he said loudly to the Fat Heaven Emperor.

Although Fatty Emperor is a brand-new personality that is a fusion of one person and one dog, the memory is still there. Fatty Emperor snorted disdainfully, but still obediently threw the [Concentric Fraudster Ring] on his finger towards Yi Lin.

In his expression, he seemed to be full of disdain for foreign objects such as "equipment".

He, Fatty Emperor, is the strongest fusion warrior and doesn't need this kind of equipment at all!

Yi Lin put on the ring decisively.

At the moment when two [Rings of Concentric Fraudsters] are equipped on the body at the same time, the probability of "true damage" on the equipment is directly piled up to 100%.

There is no longer a probability at all!

As long as the probability piles up to 100%, all the probabilities are floating clouds!

All attacks made by Yi Lin at this moment will have a "real damage" effect!

"Emperor Fatty, hold on to the waves, and do your best!"

Breaking the shadow!

The bizarre attack ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ instantly tore off Illidan's wings, exposing the forest green skeleton. Although Fat Tiandi was disdainful on his face, that arrogant person seemed to have Li Erpang's original wretched genes. I saw that the Fat Heaven Emperor maintained a disdainful sneer, but greeted Illidan's vitals with his fists and feet.

Illidan stood up angrily...

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

Snapped! Snapped!

…………

"..."

In an instant, Yi Lin's limbs seemed to have lost their temperature and were frozen hard.

Yi Lin looked up in the mirror.

"He" in the mirror, with black hair wet and dripping with water, at the moment Yi Lin's eyes fell on the mirror, "I Lin" in the mirror, the corners of his mouth curled up, like Is laughing.

"..."