I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Vol 2 Chapter 1: Honestly put on the shelf testimonials

　　 Shelf time: July 24th (Friday) 12:00 noon!

　　 This is... quite suddenly.

　　 It is estimated that all the masters who are sitting in front of the computer or using the mobile phone to wait for the update, when it comes to this thing, it is estimated that the expressions are--

shock! That's it? That's it? That's it?

　　 Fuck? Damn it? Damn it?

　　The time now is: 2020-07-23, 03:08.

　　 With a mixed feeling, I typed out this text in advance.

　　 1 minute ago, I just finished writing today (or yesterday?) 16,000 words.

　　 The night is too beautiful, even though it is too dangerous, there are always people who stay up late with dark eyes.

first.

　　Wife is healthy.

　　Everything is going well, readers, all the attributes are exploding.

　　 Next, talk about business.

　　 Let me talk about myself first.

　　 It is estimated that students who can pass through as long as they read and understand should be able to understand the four words "comments on shelves".

　　 emphasizes "sense", "speaking" is just a way.

　　 In fact, in retrospect, I have had a hard time passing these thirty years.

　　 In the fifth grade of elementary school, he was fooled into a civil and military school in another province, where he was a bald monk for 6 years. Reading novels and playing soy sauce in high school for 3 years, barely able to mix in the top 50. Before the college entrance examination, I was playing Fantasy Westward Journey all night... Well, the result is hard to say.

　　 I like to read novels since junior high school, and continue to high school and college.

　　 I was watching the serialized "Legend of Modern and Ancient Times" at the time, as well as various YY articles that were quite popular at that time.

　　 I feel that "Zhu Xian" should have the greatest impact on me.

　　 Stimulated by the ending of Zhu Xian, sophomore year began to write a novel by himself, writing 400W words early... 2 heroines died... This is very miserable.

　　 Later, and later, I never dared to write like this again.

　　Graduation, examination, work, research, work, night shift, rescue, marriage, childbirth...

　　 suddenly looked back and found that I had been completely occupied by an inexplicable life in the past 7 years.

　　 Work and life seem to be everything in life.

　　 One day I suddenly remembered what kind of life I really want.

　　 Maybe this is a process that every man who reaches 30 years old must go through.

　　 re-examine my life.

　　 first went out to smoke a cigarette, it seemed to hit a bit heavy.

　　 2020-07-23, 03:24.

　　 Okay, keep talking.

　　 Let’s talk a little more relaxed.

　　 Talk about this book.

　　 Anyway, after a period of psychological struggle, I am back to write a book. Newcomers are pink and tender. Although they may not be very pink, they are definitely tender.

I remember when I just came back, I mentioned this to an old reader who had known each other for nearly ten years (that is, the bun in the fan list). His first sentence was: "Now everyone is busy with work. Write something lighter." Work is very tired, too heavy to look even more tired."

　　 I said: "Okay."

　　 As everyone knows, I am just like Yi Lin.

　　The title of the book...I really don't know how to take it.

　　 In 2011, there were titles like "XX Breaking the Sky", "XX Emperor", "XX God", and "XX Demon".

　　 came back to see... dumbfounded, dumbfounded.

　　 What and what is this special?

　　 Hmm... Could it be a trend?

　　 Then... there is the book "I Really Don't Want to Be a Natural Disaster".

　　 is a book title that looks like Xiaobaiwen, but in fact it is not the same thing.

　　 Forgive me... Am I really not taking the current title of the book?

　　 As we all know, this book is the beginning of hell. Some readers said that this book is not promoted... Indeed, it has only been posted on two classified webpages... Then, then... There is no more.

　　 It's about to be on the shelves now.

　　 But I didn’t say anything, and I didn’t want to cut, just write.

When I mentioned it to my wife that day, she saw it in my eyes. I was really envious of her real name. She was smashed by Bai Yin, and the whole service notice... She asked me if this is useful, I said I'm not sure... Maybe there is?

　　 Then she talked about the cost, and she said...I'll give it to you! Lose you half a month's salary at most.

right! You read that right! !

　　 In the end, I lost my forehead!

　　 forehead cough cough...but it's not important!

　　 Long live my wife! (Sincere face)

　　 So I met you.

　　 is the "you" who are reading this testimonial.

　　Before the silver girl fell down, I hardly had any readers alive.

　　Of course there are so few.

　　 What made us meet?

　　 fate? Past and present? Or is it Bruce Wayne's money-making ability?

Do not.

　　 This is love—— (broken sound!)

　　 ahem, in short, gradually, readers have increased, so I have "you".

　　 looks a little hypocritical?

　　 But in fact, this is indeed my truest thought.

　　 What is the most afraid of an author who really writes a book attentively?

　　 Did not subscribe? No collection? No tickets?

　　 Of course, these must be scared too.

　　 But in fact, the most scared thing is... stand-alone.

Lonely.

lonely.

　　 and...cold.

　　 The cool air conditioner blows on my back, but there is no complaint from the readers, no fans of cute girls caring... ahem.

　　 I started to be the same as before. Someone can listen to my brain, read my words, and pinch my youth in the words.

　　 In fact, many of the above words have been brewing in my mind for more than a month, and they have been brewing since I opened the book, because I know that there will be such a day.

　　 But it was written and written, a thousand words, it seems that some of them don't know what to write.

　　 In short, about "sense", that's probably it.

　　……

　　 Next, let’s talk about this book.

　　 Let me talk about Tucao first.

　　Some people may find that some routines are a bit old...

　　 But it's actually not an old routine.

　　 but I am really old!

I haven’t read many novels in the past few years. I remember the last few books I watched... The Tinder God’s "Hell Apartment", the Fat Dragon God’s "Horror Broadcasting", and Aunt Lychee’s "Zombie Girlfriend", oh yes, There is also "Thriller Paradise" by the Three Scum. As for the tombs of Douluo Doubreaking the gods, they were earlier, so there is no need to say more. ,

　　 A little beep: If I said here that I grew up looking at their books, would I be beaten to death?

　　 In short, you think the old routine...that's because...I may not have seen it (perhaps I forgot?), and I don't know how old the routine is.

　　 Regarding the opening part, in fact, the time I set at the beginning was about 30 years from now, and the level of technology will not differ too much, because I did not intend to write hard science fiction.

　　 Then... Actually, the time was too close to reality to pass the review.

　　 So there was Singles Day in 2111. (I don't know why some great gods can pass the year 2034, maybe this is the great god!)

　　 Regarding the protagonist's subsequent handling of the murder, I originally wanted to write a dark perfect crime.

　　 After all, as everyone knows, the best way to hide a corpse is to hide it in a mountain of corpses.

　　 Killing a group of people is impossible to find out.

　　 But... the people are writing, the sky is watching.

　　 Write like this...It will be cool (404 crazy warning).

　　 cannot promote perfect crime.

　　 Can't Conan always find the murderer next door?

no doubt.

　　 Therefore, there is this kind of treatment.

　　 This book is actually two lines, two lines between the real world and the inner world, which can be regarded as an infinite stream of variants.

　　 I think only this way of writing can carry my brains.

　　 I believe that when many copies of Ghost Wushan are read, they will also find that there are many reversals and foreshadowings.

　　 But I buried 45 foreshadowings, 23 kinds of reversals! (You may think I'm talking nonsense, but you have no evidence!)

　　 I am destined not to write Xiaobai Shuangwen.

　　 So, I decided to use another way to give you a sense of coolness.

　　 Looking for foreshadowing.

　　 Sometimes it's just a sentence, a look, a tone, and a movement.

　　 is like the first sentence in One Piece: I hide all the wealth in the world there, go find it! One farts!

　　 Well, that's probably the case, foreshadowing, go find it!

　　 (I’m serious, you guys take it seriously~)

　　 It seems that there are more than 2,000 words casually written... Just a few more words, it's almost 4 o'clock, and it's time to go to bed.

　　 In short, this book is not a tragedy!

　　 I am just a person who silently writes books, silently digs pits, silently fills pits, silently tells stories, and silently develops his mind.

　　 The book is very pure.

　　 If you think there is a place to drive, it must be that your driving skills are too adept, surpassing the kindergarten, and soaring to the autumn mountains... all have nothing to do with the author. (Disclaimer)

　　……

　　 Next: Make the point! (Knocked on the blackboard, classmates!)

　　 1. The theme of this book: I just want to write a story about struggle, helplessness, survival, and seeking the source. (You can look back at the later stage, maybe you can understand this sentence.)

　　 Two, there are many characters about this book. Some of you think you like it, and some don’t like it. It's normal. This is not Xiao Baiwen, not every woman who appears on the stage hangs on the protagonist's five legs. For the time being in this book, the female one: Ling Yiyi. Female 2: Molly.

　　The other female characters who appear on the stage are not the main character's food for now.

　　 This is a world, not a world dedicated to revolving around the protagonist. Don’t think that when a female character comes out, it’s just a preparation for the protagonist. I really can’t write about this. Countless characters can form a complete world.

　　 Third, it's still about human design. What I want to describe more is a change.

　　 After experiencing many things, everyone has changed.

　　 Briefly cite a few chestnuts: You think Gu Sinan is very annoying... But if one day, she becomes a predominant policeman, and the scene where the young lady is a little girl-in-law, will it be very interesting?

　　 Or maybe, Molly, a research genius with high IQ and low EQ, will one day put on a battle armor, step on the blade, and pierce a strange scene with one foot. Isn’t it interesting? (Hamster armor?)

　　 Or, Xu Zhiyong, who thinks about retirement every day, after experiencing everything, reluctantly transforms into a green upper body, yelling "Waaaaah" when the berserkers charge into battle, will it be very interesting?

　　 Uh... I'm not spoiling, I just make an analogy, it may not be like this.

　　Fourth, all in all, I just want to write some content that will make you find very interesting.

　　 For me, the biggest compliment is not to say "So cool!" "So hey!" "Pig's feet are so awesome!"

　　 But you suddenly came over and said to me: "Fuck? Can you write like this?"

　　 I will definitely smile knowingly in front of the computer.

　　……

　　 Next! ! ! The point of the point! ! (The blackboard was broken into pieces——)

　　 After talking about 3000 words, finally it's time to sell badly!

I! want! Sell! awful! NS!

　　 It seems... it’s not very easy to sell. It’s a miserable thing. If you don’t sell it, you also know that no one chants, and editors don’t like chanting.

　　 What can this do?

　　 Hmm...According to international practice, I would like to thank the editor in charge of Blu-ray, he gave me this opportunity!

　　 As for the others... I don’t know either, I don’t know whom to thank.

　　 In fact, there is a sentence from Brother Guang, which is right, and I very much agree.

　　 He said: The only thing that can keep readers is the content!

right!

I agree!

　　 Therefore, I will work hard to get back to my state faster, adapt to the current era, and give you "content" that you unexpected but love to see.

　　 Let me talk about the updates you care about——

　　 I hate it!

　　I look at you every day and say "this is it?" "kdg" "short and weak", don't my heart hurt? !

　　 I don’t want to either!

　　Who made me pounce on the street!

　　Who asked me to write niche articles!

　　 Is there something special to read with your head!

　　 Many people think they have to waste their brains to see... I am also helpless!

　　 ahem-it's over.

After 　　 was put on the shelves, the chapters were all large chapters of about 5,300 words, and they were updated twice a day, exceeding 10,000 words. (Never again give you a chance to say that you are short and weak, and it won't work when **** comes, I said it!)

　　 Let's change it for a month, and fill up the facade with two daily badges for this book.

　　 In other words, starting at 12 o'clock noon on July 24, 30 days, that is, one month after the shelves, it is about 32W characters. (There should be applause here!)

　　【Super Focus 1】

　　Add more rules: more than 2W on the shelf, I am humble, and the subscription ratio is 20:1? Or even lower, the first order starts at 1,000, and every additional 500 orders, one chapter is added (5,000 words without water chapter), and there is a leader for each leader (the dream must be ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ what if there is one? )... Then add a chapter. As for Silver Meng? In case, in case there is, I dare to owe 10 chapters (5W words, I said!)

　　 Tired to sudden death... It’s better than going to the street.

　　 Monthly pass... Let's talk about it, I can't ask.

　　Because the first month has been an explosive update, if there is a chance to owe me, I am also very happy. I will use a small book to remember, and I will definitely make up in the future! It will never be less! (Book at hand speed!)

　　【Super Focus 2】

　　 Shelf time: July 24th (Friday) at 12 noon! There may be system delays.

　　 please first order! (Subscription for the first VIP chapter)

　　 Even if you are raising books, please give an automatic subscription!

　　 Because there is no subscription, this book is so cool!

　　 To be honest, I am prepared for the worst.

　　 Even if it is only around 500, we can order it. As long as I have you, I can write it down with peace of mind!

　　 As long as I can still have you.

　　Time: 2020-07-23, 04:05. Finish writing these 4000 words of testimonials.

　　 The hand speed gained by writing medical records, and the stunts gained by being single for many years, is not a waste of fame.

　　 I'm too lazy to change it, so be it.

thank you all!