I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Following Teacher Lu's iconic opening remarks.

Fan friends happily poured into the cafeteria, brushing up the barrage.

"It's time for dinner, it's time for dinner!"

"Fuck, new tactics! Just reading the title makes me full!"

Although Mr. Lu has been muttering for three days, but in exchange for a new job, this wave is obviously not a loss.

The change in the layout of the live broadcast room also attracted the attention of the audience.

"Thank you for sending me the plane from 'Has Teacher Lu moved?"

Lu Ye nodded: "Yes, come to Guandu to study for a while."

"Didn't Teacher Lu say last time that he came to Yuhong University to teach."

"Mom, I'm taking online classes, listen to my explanation!"

"Qajiduyi~ヾ(°°)"

In the live broadcast room, Bobbi also attracted a lot of attention.

"It's broken, Mr. Lu has opened a physics plug-in!"

Looking at the new mascot, the water friends are lying.

According to the legend, Bobbi is an elf who can bring good luck to others...

After absorbing the European Qi, wouldn't Teacher Lu lose his face?

"Ms. Lu is not shameless? Master Qingjie!"

Lu Ye smiled lightly.

Whether it's Bokby or Fairy Ibrahimovic, theoretically, they all have the bonus of "Blessing Buff".

I can't believe it, this time the live broadcast can still serve dinner!

"Pokeby, get angry, Qiu Li Gao!"

"Qajiduyi~~" Sitting on Mr. Lu's shoulder, Bokby clapped his little hands excitedly.

"Buy!"

It seems that there is some dissatisfaction because of being ignored.

Fairy Ibrahimovic shook his head, and the ribbon 'slapped' on Lu Ye's arm.

"please."

Lu Ye said seriously: "Lend me your strength too, Fairy Ibrahimovic!"

"Buyi~o(^｀)o"

Fairy Eevee snorted softly, and wound up the ribbon silently.

Auntie smiles appeared on the faces of the water friends.

Isn't the purpose of coming to the live broadcast room to attract the little elves from Mr. Lu's house?

"awsl~"

"Please don't wriggle around on the bed!"

After completing the 'Consecration Ceremony', Lu Ye opened the team editor.

While dragging Geng Gui and Polygonal Beast into the team, he explained:

"Today we played against the Hypnosis team."

"The so-called scientific hypnotic team relies on sweet aroma and gravity to reduce the evasion rate of elves, thereby increasing the hit rate of hypnotism."

Teacher Lu said: "Although I never use hypnotism, in theory, I can also achieve the effect of sleeping on the left side and sleeping on the right side."

"???"

"I Never Use Hypnotism"

Ah Jin, who was eating dinner while watching the live broadcast, was suddenly choked.

Isn't this the most skillful move Teacher Lu used?

You still say you don't use hypnotism? !

"Poke~(′▽`〃)"

Looking at his younger sister on the screen, Poktaro, who was full of hostility, had a kind smile on his face.

In the screen, Teacher Lu is still explaining seriously.

"For the assistant hand, you can choose the flame queen lizard with a faster shot; or let Pippi and the polygonal beast learn gravity, and transform into a gravity hypnosis team."

(Note: The eighth generation removed the 'gravity' move machine; the seventh generation can learn from the move machine.)

"You will understand once you hit it." Lu Ye coughed lightly.

"Beforehand, this is an entertainment lineup, don't use it to provoke the gym master!"

During the ridicule, the victims who were evenly matched were already matched.

"Huh? The opposite side is really cute."

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment: "Wait a minute, does this alliance card look familiar?"

White wide-brimmed hat, long golden hair scattered down like waves.

The legal loli with an indifferent expression, Cattleya.

"Damn it, Hezhong's super king!"

"This is the third match, right?"

Last time... seemed to make her cry?

Lu Ye looked strange, and thought to himself:

Although it's scientific hypnosis... but against an opponent of this strength, you still have to look at your face!

Matching a strong opponent, cheers erupted in the live broadcast room.

"Lu Bao, let me kill you!"

"The opposite space team increases their wide-area combat power, will this new lineup work?"

"If you say no, you have to do it." Lu Ye's eyes froze:

"Come on, Geng Ghost, Flame Queen!"

The speed line of this system is quite fast.

So when he saw Cattleya's two elves, Lu Ye frowned slightly.

Metagross plus bronze bell...

The standard space team still has to use provocation or hypnotism to control it first.

Lu Ye said loudly: "Geng Gui, use hypnotism!"

...

Battle frontiers, battle castles.

Wearing a purple dress and silk stockings, Wanlong pushed his mirror frame.

"When the trainer and the Pokémon are connected, the charm of the bond is fully revealed..."

Closing the book in his hand, Wanlong's circular lens reflected his excited expression.

"Cattleya, what do you think of the opening line of this novel?"

"have no idea."

Large pink princess bed.

The blond loli was lying on Sirona's lap pillow, playing with the scattered blond hair, and said lightly.

"I feel very good."

Sirona said with a smile while bowing her head and playing the game console in her hand.

"You two are not listening at all!"

Wanlong complained and supported the frame of the mirror, and sighed:

"Really...it's obviously for work, why did it become afternoon tea again..."

Cattleya sat up again, and said with a little seriousness:

"Proper rest is very necessary."

Sirona tilted her head and smiled slightly:

"Install a new game console to stabilize Cattleya's mood... This is also for the consideration of the Champions League."

"That's right..." Wanlong thought hard.

Keeping Cattleya in a stable situation is indeed a very high priority task in the United Champions League.

But... the two of you are more likely to be absent from work to catch fish?

"Well... Anyway, I'm here to collect novel materials, so I have no right to say that you are just fine."

Wanlong sighed, put the purple pillow on his neck, sat on the sofa, raised his head and said:

"Speaking of which, you haven't used that host yet."

Cattleya: "It's recommended by Sirona, there's nothing wrong with it."

"Why don't you try it first and see how it works?" Sirona smiled.

Because she matched with Teacher Shanglu, Cattleya blew up two mainframes successively.

Inviting Sirona to come over this trip also includes the consideration of her recommendation.

Otherwise, staying in the battle castle for a long time without entertainment is quite boring.

"Um……"

Cattleya responded softly, her legs spread sideways, and she sat on the princess bed with a 'duck', with a faint blue light in her eyes.

The screen then lights up, and the matching interface rotates slowly.

"The gears of fate turn slowly..."

Wan Long said: "It is natural to think of this famous line."

The match lasted nearly half an hour.

Sirona yawned lazily, her eyes wandering back and forth between the various cakes on the coffee table.

At this time, Wanlong called softly:

"Mr. Lu in the Donghuang area?"

"Huh?" Sirona raised her head subconsciously, her eyes flickering.

"It seems to be a strong opponent." Wanlong murmured.

"Hmm..." The blue light in Cattleya's eyes was even worse.

...

The battle officially begins.

Come up the first round.

Cattleya, who read the flame queen's position first, took the flame queen away directly with the giant metal monster's 'mind head hammer'.

This instant kill situation shocked the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"You have today too, Mr. Lu!"

"Fuck, wait, is this an operation that Teacher Lu can type out?!"

In a daze.

Geng Gui grinned, and the blue light in his eyes directly hypnotized Cattleya's bronze bell!

Cattleya slightly opened her eyes.

Hypnotism without bonus...

Hit so easily?

In the live broadcast room, there was a burst of question marks.

What does it mean for the scientific hypnosis team to be naked?

This is too quality!

"Don't ask, asking is the bond with Geng Gui!"

"Is this the lucky blessing of Bobbi?"

Sirona was slightly taken aback.

In this case, hypnotism can be used to regain the upper hand.

It's not like his style...

"Excellent fiction material!"

Wanlong's eyes lit up, and he quickly recorded in his notebook.

In the face of adversity, relying on the bond with the elves to reverse...

This is also a trainer with dreams!

What shocked the water friends even more.

Geng Gui's naked reminders twice in a row, all hit!

"OK!"

Teacher Lu roared loudly: "Hypnotism hit again!"

"???"

"Who are you? Return Teacher Lu back!"

"After sleeping on the left side and the right side, how could Geng Gui be so handsome and cute?!"

...

Cattleya pouted.

The blue light in his eyes was even worse, and even the water glass on the table trembled.

"Take it easy."

Seeing this, Sirona stroked her long hair with a smile.

"There are good times and bad luck."

Cattleya was slightly taken aback, then nodded silently.

...

Lu Ye was also a little surprised.

"Damn it...it's so European today."

Except for Bokby's bonus...probably because of it.

Why is my compatibility with hypnotism quite high?

"do not care!"

"Tactical man", Lu Ye's eyes froze, his aura was full:

"Come on, Polygon Z, use the destructive death beam!"

The new Polygon Z, facing two sleeping elves, can be said to be a big killer!

"Buzz--"

The powerful current pulse formed a destructive white light, which turned into a rail gun and blasted out violently.

In the animation special effects, the ground is plowed to the sides, and gravel is splashed.

In Cattleya's miniature pupils.

Destroy the dead light, MISS on the spot!

Cattleya \u0026 Teacher Lu:? ? ?

Even the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment.

what's the situation?

This has been two rounds of naked reminders in a row, but is it Miss Destroyer with a very high hit rate?

Teacher Lu coughed:

"Don't panic, this is normal..."

"Porygon Z, keep using Destroyer Beam!"

But history is always strikingly similar.

For two consecutive rounds, the destruction and death light failed again!

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

Sirona and Wanlong looked at each other.

Wanlong: "Has he shown mercy?"

Sirona: "No... it should really be a miss."

When Polygon Z's third shot destroyed the death light and fell through again.

The water friends couldn't help exhaling a sigh of relief.

"It's comfortable."

"This is what Teacher Lu should do!"

"Start changing discs!"

Lu Ye looked strange.

The naked reminder can also be explained by the bond with Geng Gui.

But these three shots in a row destroyed the death light Miss...

How low is the probability of this? !

"Chajiduyi?" Borkby blinked.

how did you do it

Although the effect of the program exploded, the previous advantages were gone.

After the fall of the inner ghost Polygon Z, the 1V1 situation once again appeared on the field.

Geng Gui with blood volume like a candle in the wind.

And a giant golden monster that is almost full.

The scene of persisting until the end made the water friends cry a little.

If his face wasn't black, Mr. Lu would have been number one in the world long ago!

"Come on, Geng Gui!"

"Don't give up, Teacher Lu!"

The bruised Geng Gui stood up again, his eyes rekindled the flame of longing for victory.

Even though there was only a trace of blood left, Geng Gui still didn't fall down!

"Although it's very burning...but I can't help but want to laugh, what should I do?"

"Geng Gui, hold on!"

If there is only one round, it will definitely not be able to deal with the full state of the giant metal monster.

The optimal solution is only hypnotism.

But the problem is.

What is the hit rate of naked reminders? 60%? 50%?

But for a trainer who has destroyed the death light Miss three times in a row and the water cannon Miss three times in a row.

The probability of naked reminders may only have the last four decimal places.

But just trust the elves, and the elves will answer!

"Geng Gui."

Lu Ye's eyes froze.

"Use hypnotism!"

"Kou Jie!"

A dazzling blue light burst out from Geng Gui's eyes, covering almost the entire screen.

Hypnotism, hit!

"OK!"

Teacher Lu roared loudly: "Consecutive shadow ball!"

"Jie jie jie jie!!"

The thunderous shadow balls exploded on the giant golden monster continuously, and the blood bar disappeared instantly.

The screen jumps, showing a large [WIN].

"Cattleya, was killed by Teacher Lu again?"

After being in a daze for a long time, the water friends suddenly came back to their senses.

"Wait a minute... This hypnotism is scientific, but it seems unscientific, right?"

It's okay to be naked throughout the whole process!

"He has always been able to destroy the death light miss."

"This is too qualified...As expected of Teacher Lu!"

...

Battle frontiers, battle castles.

Sirona looked helplessly at the smoking game console.

Good guy, I just bought it, and I have to buy another one!

"Geng Gui and the trainer echo each other."

Wanlong recorded excitedly in his notebook.

"It's really an excellent novel material..."

"I think...the continuous miss is also very characteristic." Sirona smiled.

"Yes, yes, this must be recorded!"

Cattleya Duck sat on the princess bed, her head drooping in frustration.

"Okay, don't be unhappy."

Sirona gave the live broadcast room a super fire on her mobile phone, and smiled and said:

"I'll go out to eat ice cream later, my treat?"

"I'm going too!" Wanlong cheered from behind.

Cattleya lowered her head reluctantly with a stern face.

While the two were not paying attention, they quickly wiped the corners of their eyes.

This is a broken game, I will never play it again!

...

After persecuting Cattleya.

Lu Ye found A Jin again and typed up a few materials.

Edit the video while replaying the battle.

Lu Ye rubbed his eyebrows with a headache.

"Even Borkby can't save my black face?"

But thankfully.

Teacher Lu faintly discovered that he had a high degree of compatibility with hypnotism.

The previous battle against A'Du was also won by hypnotism.

"You can let Geng Gui train it."

Lu Ye touched his chin: "It can be regarded as a strange bond..."

anyway.

The fetters of other people are usually Pikachu's 100,000 volts, the big brother's Flame Charge or something...

Come to me, is such a quality really okay? !

After editing the video, Lu Ye uploaded it while thinking about tomorrow's itinerary.

I have to report to the trainer academy tomorrow.

A new game plan must also be prepared.

"rest early."

Lu Ye lay on the bed and yawned:

"Geng Gui, hypnotism!"

"Kou Jie!"

Geng Gui chuckled, blue light appeared in his eyes...

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