I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Sunday, December 13.

The warm winter sun fell into the house, making the quilt warm.

Last night, under the help of Fairy Ibrahimovic, Teacher Lu fell asleep very quickly.

I have to say that 'yawning' is really a boon for insomniacs.

The room is filled with the fragrance of scallions, which makes people hungry.

"No wonder I dreamed of scallion pancakes last night."

Lu Ye looked strange.

"Speaking of... this guy should still be sleeping, right?"

As a bastard, there is no reason to wake up earlier than Teacher Lu.

Like Geng Gui, he sneaked out to train every night because he was not afraid of sudden death.

As for the wind speed dog, having received the blessing of Emperor Yan... he is very energetic.

Not to mention the Squirrel, you can see it doing push-ups at home every day.

Except that when Torkby came back occasionally, he would retract into the eggshell and doze off.

Fairy Ibrahimovic got into bed every time, and Mr. Lu's arms were numb from the pillow.

but.

Because they are very cute.

This little trouble is nothing!

"Let me be healthy, what the hell are you doing!"

Lu Ye got up cheerfully and walked towards the living room.

I hope to carry forward the spirit of the bastard...and infect other elves.

Let the little ones be a little lazy.

After all, Teacher Lu felt a little distressed for working so hard all the time.

In the living room, the scent of scallions became more and more intense.

Lu Ye planned to order a takeaway scallion pancake for breakfast later, and a bowl of soy milk by the way.

Just thinking about it, Lu Ye walked to the living room and suddenly froze.

"Quack!"

The sun shone in, and the shining white hair refracted golden light.

The scallion oil soldiers had sharp eyes, sweating profusely, and kept repeating the movement of "waving scallions".

Lu Ye rubbed his eyes.

After confirming that this is the onion ranger that was tamed yesterday.

Lu Ye whispered unconfidently:

"The world line has changed?"

Didn't I tame a top lane bastard yesterday?

Why did we become TheShy when we came together this morning?

Taking a closer look, he confirmed that the Onion Youbing was after "training moves".

A familiar tiredness surged into Teacher Lu's heart.

"calm down."

Lu Ye wiped his cold sweat.

"Maybe, it's just trying to see if the scallions work well!"

As a proud paladin, it is reasonable to maintain his lance every day!

The living room at home has a strong academic atmosphere.

"Koujie!" Geng Gui was wearing erudite glasses, holding a whiteboard, and was teaching Bokby.

"Duyi~~" Porkby was holding a large bottle of Coke that was taller than him, nodding from time to time.

"Jenny!" Jenny Turtle was also doing push-ups, and suddenly called out to the onion ranger.

"Quack!"

The onion ranger walked close to the Squirtle with small, firm steps.

With just a glance, Cong Youbing found several irregularities in his movements.

"Quack!" The onion ranger shook his head, and then tapped the green onion a few times in the air.

Onion Ranger used "Guide"!

[Guidance: Except for the user, the attack of the whole field of one's own party is increased by 1 level, and the defense of the whole field is increased by 1 level. 】

Squirrel's attack and defense have been improved!

"Jenny!" Jenny's eyes lit up, and he looked at the onion ranger with admiration.

Too strong, Teacher Onion!

The corner of Lu Ye's mouth twitched.

What's this?

Onion Ranger, can you guide the Squirrel? !

This is really the bastard elf I found yesterday with painstaking efforts!

"Quack!" Onion Youbing showed a look of "children can be taught".

Taking the duck paw, I went back and continued to wave the onion.

Can't have the slightest carelessness...

The onion ranger who trained all night has dark circles under his eyes, but his eyes have become sharper.

If you don't hurry up and train, you might really be treated as an appetizer!

Lu Ye looked complicated.

Open the move list in the illustrated book.

The "shoot down" that Cong Youbing comprehended in one night is so dazzling.

Teacher Lu's mood was just like a flight that just took off.

It hadn't been a night before the plane crashed suddenly.

"No reason, no reason..."

Lu Ye murmured:

"Hunzi plus bastard, this should be double the happiness, how could it become like this..."

"Quack!"

As if hearing the movement, Onion Youbing raised his head and looked at Lu Ye.

Although fooled.

But this trainer is indeed very suitable for its eyes.

Life is not easy, Ya Ya sighed.

That's all, as a bastard, I'll do my best!

Teacher Lu saw sincerity in Cong Youbing's eyes.

But it was this sincerity that made Teacher Lu's breath stagnate.

did not expect.

You big-eyed onion ranger.

Also betrayed the revolution! ?

...

at this point.

Teacher Lu could only sigh.

Until the meal was served, Lu Ye still had a pensive look on his face.

Good bastard, why did he suddenly become C?

Co-authoring is not the laziness of onion rangers, infecting other elves.

Was it the backstabs of other elves that infected the onion rangers?

Teacher Lu was in a complicated mood.

As for the Onion Ranger, he wanted to be a little lazy.

On second thought, I might not even be able to beat Burkeby.

If you don't work hard, you won't even have the chance to be a bastard!

"Quack!" Cong Youbing's eyes froze, and he continued to start today's "under-the-tower training".

Bathed in the sun, the onion rangers wield long poles of green onions.

This picture is in contrast to Geng Gui, who is teaching next to him, and the push-up Squirrel.

World famous painting: "Mr. Lu is training".

Teacher Lu looked up at the sky.

Accidentally tears rolled down the corner of his mouth.

Can't think of a small magic breeding house.

To be able to breed two crouching dragon and phoenix chicks like you at the same time.

I have no vision!

...

After calming down.

Teacher Lu's mood gradually stabilized.

In the afternoon, Lu Ye opened the live broadcast room for a routine live broadcast.

Water friends inquired one after another:

"Why doesn't the anchor speak?"

"Ms. Lu is autistic?"

"Hiss! This directly kills the opponent!"

Teacher Lu, who was in a low mood, couldn't find the slightest flaw in his command and timing.

The means are extremely cruel.

at last.

Except that Cattleya blew up another host.

"Oh my god!" Mr. Ma Shide of Kaidao is one step away from his dream of number one in the world.

...

The water friends in the chat group also learned the news that Mr. Lu had subdued the Cong Youbing.

"The onion ranger who has completed evolution in the wild." Xiao Lan, the person who evolved, said with emotion: "It must go through countless battles to achieve the probability of hitting the vital point three times."

"Maybe, there is also a factor of luck?" Xiao Huang, the son of luck in Viridian Forest, thought for a while and said.

"Ms. Lu never throws dice." Nazi commented coldly.

Ah Jin: "Eh? What do you mean by that?"

"It means." Li Jia explained: "Mr. Lu never believes in probability."

Teacher Lu: This is too heartbreaking. (Pokeby Crying Big · jpg)

Aunt Kona supported her chin and pursed her lips: "Although it's cute, what should I do if I just want to see this little thing cry?"

"The Internet is not a place outside the law." Yu Longdu, the messenger of justice, commented coldly.

"I think Onion Ranger is very handsome~~"

Xiao Huang glanced at the chat history again.

Click on the picture sent by Mr. Lu, a green onion soldier with thick eyebrows and big eyes, with extraordinary martial arts.

"With it, Teacher Lu will be able to prepare for the P1 fighting competition, and it will be much easier!"

Xiao Gang looked strange.

Although they are all fighting elves...

But send onion rangers to play.

Is it really no problem to fight with long weapons unarmed?

Suddenly, Xiao Gang had an epiphany.

"This is... Teacher Lu's style!"

Handsome is handsome.

Teacher Lu sighed.

It looks more handsome when it looks like a bastard...

There is still some time before the P1 fighting competition.

Take advantage of this time, just in time to deal with the company's game business.

As for preparing for battle——

"Otherwise... really let the Onion Rangers play?"

Lu Ye fell into deep thought.

"Although it is working hard now, it only needs to be deflated once or twice on the field."

"Should be able to return to the bastard state... right?"

Thinking this way, Lu Ye cast his eyes on the Cong Youbing not far away.

"Quack!"

The onion ranger let out a breath, and put down the green onion and shield in his hand.

Looking around, the other elves were still training, which made Onion Ranger look complicated.

Holy Light!

In such a team...

Even being a bastard is quite difficult!

Trainer Diary, 11.5. As a cook, it is reasonable to subdue a duck with green onions, right?