I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Monday, February 23, night.

"What a big house..."

Xiaozhi was a guest at Mr. Lu's house, and looked around in surprise.

"Mr. Lu, do you live alone?"

"No, there's still Mengmeng."

"Eh?"

Dinner is an open-air BBQ.

Lu Ye set up an oven on the anti-corrosion wood balcony, and the charcoal fire in the oven was glowing with red light.

"Scallion pancakes, bring the ones that have been marinated in the refrigerator!"

"Ga~" Onion Ranger wore a white chef's top hat, put his sword and shield aside, and came staggeringly holding the ingredients.

Lu Ye raised his eyebrows.

Successfully promoted from emergency ingredients to assistant cook... Yaya also put in a lot of hard work.

"Thank you!"

Xiaozhi smiled and took the ingredients from Onion Youbing.

"Gah~" Onion You Bing nodded lightly, straightened out the snow-white duck breast, and raised the green onion and shield again.

"Are these two also ingredients?"

Xiaozhi swallowed his saliva, and said: "I feel that eating green onions and barbecue together will be super delicious!"

"Gah! ()σ" Yaya shook her hand holding the green onion.

Why do you want to play the idea of ​​duck and duck kitchen utensils~

I'm just an ordinary cook duck!

"Don't worry, its craftsmanship was trained by me, it's very good for food."

Lu Ye sniffed the spices used for pickling, cinnamon, star anise, tangerine peel, grass coriander...

Suddenly, Teacher Lu froze for a moment.

"Why...there are vitality roots in the spices?"

"Crap! ヾ(■_■)"

A waveguide surged in the distance.

Blastoise poked its head out of its shell, pushed the sunglasses, and retracted again.

There is a guest at home, making Blastoise feel like an enemy... Who knows if this guest is a fake Zoroark?

Hide in the turtle shell first, and see the situation before we talk!

The corner of Lu Ye's mouth twitched.

The delicious barbecue is just made into a medicinal meal...

However, this is indeed the character of his own tortoise.

The taste of vitality root is very bitter, so you have to brush a layer of sweetness on the cured meat.

Lu Ye was skillful and casually said:

"It can be roasted directly on the stove, or you can use bamboo skewers to skewer the meat, it's up to you."

Xiaozhi swallowed his saliva: "Got it!"

The grilled meat on the stove is steaming and sizzling, and the rich meat aroma makes the index finger move.

Taking advantage of the heat being almost ready, Lu Ye twirled a pinch of chili noodles, and sprinkled them down in a seductive 'salt-sprinkling' gesture.

This step is called: Inject Soul!

The night wind was blowing, and the rising white smoke gradually filled the starry sky.

Under the light blue night, the town fell into a deep sleep, and the fire on the terrace illuminated Luye and Xiaozhi.

"Smells so good!" Xiaozhi salivated wildly.

"Almost ready to eat."

Lu Ye picked up a piece of grilled meat that was shiny on the outside and tender on the inside, bit it down crisply, and said vaguely:

"If you need white rice, you can go to the kitchen to serve it."

"Can I have fried rice with eggs?"

"Fry it yourself!"

"That's right!" Xiaozhi took out his mobile phone and took a photo with a 'Kacha', "Let everyone in the group take a look~"

Lu Ye was slightly taken aback.

In the middle of the night... actually poisoning in the middle of the night? !

"I'll take two pictures too."

Lu Ye took out his mobile phone, "Hungry for them."

Xiaozhi suddenly shouted: "Ah, why am I locked up in a dark room!"

Lu Ye smiled triumphantly.

That's right, it's the Great Forbidden Speech Technique!

"Poisoning late at night, you are still a little tender."

Lu Ye patted Xiaozhi on the shoulder, and in front of Xiaozhi, clicked the [Send] button.

The next moment, the phone buzzed and vibrated, and the group immediately exploded.

Teacher Lu: [Poison in the middle of the night · jpg]

Ah Jin just came back from the nurturing house, and now he wants to reward himself with a bowl of steaming instant noodles.

But when he had just chewed and hadn't put down the fork, he looked at the chat history on the screen, and suddenly felt sad.

Ah Jin: "Teacher Lu, please be yourself!!"

Xiaogang narrowed his eyes, pulled up the chat history, and clicked on the picture:

The sizzling and oily barbecue, fat and thin, was placed on the stove top with white mist.

"Ms. Lu's cooking skills seem to have improved." Xiao Gang nodded.

Ma Zhishi gritted his teeth and said, "It's fine to post a picture, but it's still a moving picture!!"

The poor girl Ah Li swallowed quietly, and immediately said to herself:

"Eating berries can keep you in shape... I, I'm not hungry at all! o(╥﹏╥)o"

Clove Tokio posted a cute emoji of [Pikachu Rolling]: "I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry..."

Ah Jin: "The instant noodles in my hand suddenly taste bad!"

Teacher Lu: "@阿金, good night~"

Ah Jin: "How can I sleep (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Kona: "Can you silence the group leader, it's too much!"

Prosecutor A'Du, drinking a cup of hot tea, was checking documents all night.

The mobile phone placed beside him vibrated continuously.

"Is it so lively?" A'Du whispered to himself, and opened the chat group.

Yulongdu: "What happened?"

"Senior Du, look!"

A Jin forwarded the picture sent by Mr. Lu again: "I don't allow other people in the group who haven't seen it!"

Yulongdu:? ? ?

Yulongdu, who had escaped, ran into the muzzle of the gun again.

Sitting in the quiet office, he picked up hot tea, and the more he drank it, the more unpleasant it became.

Afterwards, A'Du picked up the cloak and stood up, opened the door and walked out of the office:

"A Suo, let's go to eat supper together, I treat you!"

...

In just a few minutes, the chat history has exceeded 99+.

Cai Zhong rubbed his sleepy eyes, picked up the cell phone next to the pillow, and said:

"Ah... At this point, is everyone still asleep?"

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment, and asked Xiaozhi next to him:

"When did the vegetables join the group?"

Xiaozhi was slightly taken aback: "It should be earlier than me?"

"Yeah?"

Lu Ye scratched his head.

The sense of existence is too weak, and I always can't remember that there is such a person in the group...

The night is getting darker.

Teacher Lu and Xiaozhi's supper is coming to an end.

"Koujie~" Geng Gui, wearing an apron, cleaned up the mess.

Xiao Zhiben also planned to help out together, but was strongly discouraged by Geng Gui's eyes.

"Mouth Jie! (╬￣dish￣)"

Xiaozhi withdrew his hand resentfully, then raised his head and asked curiously:

"Mr. Lu, when are you planning to broadcast the tactic you mentioned?"

"Tomorrow."

The water friends who had promised the live broadcast room before, will live broadcast the new tactics when they move to Sinnoh's new home.

However, Mr. Lu is now ranked second in the world.

It would take three or four hours just to match opponents.

But it's not a big problem.

You can fight the landlord while hanging the matching interface.

"In terms of the point system... if you win a few more games against Master Ma, you should be able to reach the top of the list?"

Lu Ye looked up at the sky, lost in thought.

Master Ma of Kaidao had previously been ranked second in the world because Emperor Dan was playing on his behalf.

However, with Ma Shide's own strength, coupled with the daily liver... points can also maintain the third place in the world.

If you want to be at the top of the list, master horse's wool is fine.

Lu Ye: "What about you, what are your plans for tomorrow?"

Xiaozhi thought for a while and said, "I plan to challenge the Heijin Gym...Mr. Dawu also entrusted me to say hello to the owner of Piaotai Gym."

Lu Ye nodded.

Speaking of which... now the top of the list of "Pokémon: Battle" is the handsome and strong Dawu.

First of all, it is their own company after all.

Secondly, when it comes to the degree of liver cirrhosis... Dawu, who has been connected to the liver for 33 days, is the real emperor of the liver.

What's more, Dawu's own combat level is also very good.

"If you want to have a program effect."

Lu Ye touched his chin: "We still have to avoid Dawusang..."

If his giant golden monster puts me through the team... wouldn't it be GG?

but.

Dawu mines all day long, so he probably doesn't have the time to secure the top spot on the ladder.

Lu Ye nodded in satisfaction.

Find Master Ma tomorrow, and play two more friendly matches...

No. 1 in the world, isn't it just enough to have hands?

Trainer Diary, 1.19. Playing cards lost to the salted fish QAQ next door. In a dark duel, if you lose, you will get another update. Beichuan still owes two updates, and will add another update tomorrow to finish writing the new tactics.