I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

A calm evening, after a hearty dinner.

Fairy Eevee rolled mellowly, lying on the sofa shaking the ribbon.

"Buyi~()`ω(ヾ)"

Because Fairy Eevee's characteristic is "fairy skin", so the strength is directly proportional to the size...probably.

Of course, this is mainly due to the excessively generous meals at Mr. Lu's family.

Fairy Eevee at least has wheels for movement.

As for the wind speed dog... because he was forbidden to demolish the house, he had to play a game of "rolling a ball of wool" with Bobbi.

"Toot~" Tokeby pushed the ball of yarn towards the wind speed dog.

"Wow~" Wind Speed ​​Dog pushed the wool ball back with its hind hoof, and grinned.

Borkby puffed up his cheeks and rolled down tears:

"Qajiduyi~·()·"

"Wow! ()"

There are many evil dogs!

"Beep beep, dishwasher Rotom, Kai..."

Before he finished speaking, Geng Gui unplugged the power plug and spread his hands arrogantly.

"Kou Jie! ︿(￣︶￣)︿"

Rotom was connected to the backup power supply, and went down with a dazed expression:

"I can't understand, Lotto! (⊙x⊙;)"

According to Mr. Lu's plan, tonight is a live broadcast of new tactics.

However, the virtual command is inevitably a little different from the pure turn-based game.

Before trying new tactics, you have to find someone to practice your touch.

There is still some time before the broadcast.

Lu Ye opened the chat group, how many of Kangkang wanted to commit suicide.

Teacher Lu: "Is anyone coming to play "Pokémon: Battle"? I'll try tonight's lineup."

"Oh! Is it because of the end of the season?"

Old man Tie Xuan was wearing a floral shirt, rubbed his chin and said:

"I heard that in the next version, the ranking will be reset...Many of my friends are on the top."

Teacher Lu was slightly taken aback: "Is there such a thing?"

"Pokémon: Battle" created by Devon is considered one of the black technologies in the elf world.

Using VR and AR technology to simulate real-time battles, it also draws on the research results of the Florida Institute.

Due to the wide range of audiences, such as Master Ma, an Internet addict from Kaidao, a certain Sinnoh champion, A Jin, a jobless vagrant...

The version update is imminent, and the fight on the leaderboard is naturally particularly tragic.

"@ Teacher Lu!"

Ah Jin yelled: "Master Ma is already number two in the world, Mr. Lu, you can't do it!"

"Nani!?"

Lu Ye was shocked: "@大吾, Mr. Ma played for him last time, didn't he have a title?"

"Master Ma said..." Dawu smiled helplessly, "His fire-breathing dragon was given by a friend."

Lu Ye's heart shook.

I'll go online and find Emperor Dan, and ask him to give me a 6V fire-breathing dragon!

Most of the sprite data that Mr. Lu uses comes from public databases... There are also trainers who upload their own sprite data to Devon.

The big milk jug like Xiaoqian's is obviously bigger than the others.

In the final analysis, Mr. Lu's victory is based on dirty routines, not numerical suppression.

"If you don't get the number, you won't even be able to keep the third place."

Ma Zhishi laughed and said, "There's an idiot named Dianci in Binhai City... He lives in the gym and plays games every day, and he has already risen to the fourth place in the world!"

Teacher Lu: "I understand so clearly... Did you lose to him?"

"Losing... the civil war in the electric department, can it be called losing? I was just careless!" Ma Zhishi was furious.

Lu Ye looked up at the sky.

Denji is the man who collided with the fourth Hokage... His strength is said to be stronger than the king of heaven.

In the ranking list of "Pokémon: Battle", there is not only this face bumper, but also Cattleya who bombs the console every day.

If you don't hurry up and score points, you may only be matched with Ajin...

Lu Ye coughed lightly and boarded the tuba.

As soon as it went online, Didi sent a message from the "Golden Fifth" in the friend list:

"I've also entered the master group!"

Ah Jin proudly said: "Team Sunshine is also very simple... Just use Explosive Taro and Coal Turtle!"

Teacher Lu was in a heavy heart.

Ah Jin is actually in the master group...

Sorry, I reflect on myself.

It's because I haven't found Ah Jin to make material recently!

Teacher Lu: "Give me two, I'll look for the texture."

A Jin: "If you use the new lineup directly, you will underestimate me too much, Teacher Lu!"

ten minutes later.

Teacher Lu: "Hey, my face was too dark just now, and I missed several moves."

"Ajin, are you offline? Why don't you talk, Ajin?"

"Oh, it's not offline, it's falling out of the master group, and I can't start a ranking battle..."

Teacher Lu was talking to himself, and by the way, saved the recorded video just now.

The Sunny Team is a relatively common system both in reality and in the game.

With this system, you can test the strength of the new lineup, and by the way, popularize the details with water friends.

This is also the good intention of Mr. Lu who often asks Ah Jin for material.

"As expected of me."

Lu Ye sighed and glanced at the phone screen.

Exactly on time.

Teacher Lu boarded the live broadcast platform.

...

Sinnoh, Black Gold City.

"This Mary Luli is for you."

Shinji looked at the child in front of him, and handed out the Poké Ball indifferently.

"T-really?"

There was a gleam in the little boy's eyes.

"I don't need weak elves." Shinji said coldly.

The little boy didn't care, and took the elf ball like a treasure, showing a bright smile:

"Thank you big brother!"

"I've always, really wanted an elf."

The little boy said incoherently, "But, my mother told me that trainers are too dangerous...Elves are also dangerous creatures."

"But! If it's Mary Luli, she must be a good person like a big brother!"

Shinji put his hands in his pockets, and a boy standing on his shoulders against Pikachu appeared in front of him, silent for a long time.

"boring."

Shinji turned his back, and the little boy's voice could be heard in his ears.

"Thank you big brother!"

Buzz——

After Shinji walked away in silence, he took out his vibrating mobile phone, glanced at the content he was concerned about, and said in a low voice:

"Teacher Lu's live broadcast..."

For a long time, he regarded Teacher Lu's strong tactics as his belief.

Among Shinji's elves, Saling Dragon King Scorpion, Poison Healing Scorpion King... are all extremely essential battle elves.

However, it was Xiaozhi who was approved by Mr. Lu...

Shinji snorted, gripped his phone tightly, and clicked into the live broadcast room.

"Is it a new tactic?"

Shinji murmured, and when he saw Mr. Lu's lineup clearly, his eyes suddenly widened.

"How can it be?"

"Just...these two elves?!"

...

When Mr. Lu turned on the live broadcast, the water friends rushed into the cafeteria scrambling.

The title of the cafeteria is: "Today is a day to seriously score. "

"It's time for dinner, it's time for dinner!"

"Just for this title, I ordered three big bowls of rice."

"Teacher Lu, slow down, my takeaway hasn't arrived yet!"

As we all know, the protagonist of Teacher Lu's live broadcast room has always been the fairy Ibrahimovic.

When the fairy Ibrahimovic was in front of the camera, she shook her long pink ears.

Immediately, a series of 'Awsl' barrages appeared.

The special effect of the gift, fireworks bloomed one after another in the live broadcast room.

Teacher Lu glanced at the screen:

"Thank you for the big rocket sent by 'Want to Hatch Eggs with Xanadu'... People can't, at least they shouldn't."

"Thank you for the plane sent by 'Why is there no Mengmengda today'... Hurry up, I will bring her to the live broadcast in a few days."

The barrage changed color instantly, and the water friends wept sadly.

"How can a man at the top of Pokémon fall in love o(╥﹏╥)o"

"I said why the broadcast didn't start a few days ago, so I went to find Mengmeng!"

"Haha, Mr. Lu, do you think I will be sour? (lemon yellow)"

Due to the matching time is too long.

While hanging on the matching interface, Mr. Lu turned on the chat mode.

"Is Snorby a fat house... Snorkel is so cute, how could it be a fat house?"

"Did Emperor Dan act on his behalf last time... The water here is very deep, everyone who understands it understands it, and it's hard to explain if you don't understand it."

While interacting happily, the water friends didn't pay attention to Teacher Lu's team configuration at all.

It wasn't until Teacher Lu checked the props again that the water friend yelled:

"Fuck! What's the use of the big rock snake?"

"Mr. Lu, are you sure you didn't bring the wrong lineup?"

"This baby's lineup... it's hard work to fight and guard the drug!"

In Teacher Lu's team.

The cute and cute Chino chinchilla has snow-white hair that stretches like silk and surrounds itself, and its big eyes are agile and charming.

The roaring big rock snake stood beside Kino chinchilla, but it looked a little dumbfounded.

"This, is it a battle of faith?"

"No way, the racial values ​​of these two elves are so low... Isn't it free to match up with the quasi-god?"

Shinji in the live broadcast room, staring at the two elves, was also in doubt.

Can this really win?

Only two elves with worrying race values ​​and weak defense...

Teacher Lu, do you want to prove something?

"impossible."

Shinji muttered to himself.

"It's too much!"

at the same time.

The matching interface stopped slowly, and the water friends widened their eyes in horror.

"Damn!!!"

"Appeared, the biggest Boss in the audience!"

"Use this garbage lineup to fight the Great Demon King?!"

"It's broken, it's about to overturn, Teacher Lu is in danger!!"

Teacher Lu looked strange.

How far is my luck going...

It is rare to use a set of faith lineup.

This... can also make me bump into the big boss? !

on the screen.

The blue-haired man was wearing a black suit, with a slight smile on his face, and a mineral-like luster in his deep eyes.

The breeze blows his blue hair, and the green grass at his feet is like an exquisite CG animation——

Lu Ye: "Why can you add special effects to your cutscenes! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

The game is made by your family, so you can do whatever you want!

"Yo!"

Dawu said hello in the public chat, and said with a smile: "Teacher Lu, what a coincidence."

At the same time, the entire live broadcast room was also sensational.

"It has begun, the peak battle between the great devil kings!"

"Mr. Lu's face is too dark... It's rare to seriously score points and directly hit the number one in the world?"

"Da Wusang, mom loves you~O(≧▽≦)O"

"??? The male mother climbs for the grandfather!"

at this point.

Teacher Lu took a deep breath, looked at Da Wusang in front of him, his eyes froze.

Let's blow European gas, Pirkby!

As long as you don't miss, even Dawu will be slaughtered for you!

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