I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

The chubby pink ball in front of him has curly hair on his forehead, big sky blue eyes blinking, and cat ears swaying slightly.

"Bolly! (o`εo)"

Fat Ding looked extremely resentful, his cheeks puffed up, and his whole body became more and more swollen.

Lu Ye was startled, and quickly waved his hands:

"Calm down, Fatty, if you have something to talk about!"

Although I don't know why Pang Ding appeared here.

But presumably, it followed Xiaozhi and sneaked into the recording studio.

Hearing Xiaozhi's ugly singing voice, as a "singer", Fat Ding, who has a willful personality, will inevitably feel a little angry.

"Bolly!"

Fat Ding puffed his cheeks and jumped onto the console.

"Mouth? ('-')ノ)`-')"

Geng Gui was forced to give up his position by Fat Ding pushing his cheek with his small hands.

Under Lu Ye's curious eyes, Fat Ding pointed at the microphone and shouted at Xiaozhi and others in the recording room:

"Bolly! (`^)"

In the recording room, Musashi and Kojiro looked at Meow Meow:

"That guy, what are you talking about?"

"It said that we sang too badly, we should get professional tutoring, meow!"

After Miao Miao finished translating, she turned towards Fat Ding angrily and showed her paws:

"Are you looking down on Meow Meow!"

Fat Ding became more and more angry, and his chubby body turned red:

"Boom-mile!"

Immediately, Fat Ding jumped off the console, ran into the recording room with a 'slap, slap', and slapped Meow in a series of slaps.

"Bolly!"

"Meow, it hurts! (￣ε(#￣)Σ"

Miaomiao was helpless by the slap, supported her reddened cheeks, and said with teary eyes:

"Damn it, Miaomiao is not very good at fighting!"

Musashi clenched his fists angrily: "Savage little guy, sure enough, teach him a lesson!"

Kojiro hurriedly hugged Musashi's waist, and smoothed things over with a smirk:

"Okay, okay, everyone is here to help the cadres, so let's make less trouble!"

"This guy... was also invited by the cadre?" Musashi was startled, thoughtful, "Well, it seems that he can sing really well..."

When Xiaozhi saw Fat Ding, his tone was slightly pleasant: "Fat Ding, long time no see!"

"Bolly!" Fat Ding smiled, pushed Pikachu aside, and raised the microphone towards Xiaozhi.

With an innocent face, Pikachu stood on his feet and scratched his ears.

"Pickup?"

Xiaozhi glanced at Fat Ding, then at the microphone, grinning and said:

"Are you here to teach me how to sing?"

"Bolly!" Fat Ding nodded happily.

"Okay! With everyone's help, I will definitely complete the singing!" Xiaozhi was full of ambition.

Lu Ye scratched his head blankly.

Let Fat Ding... to teach Xiaozhi how to sing?

Wouldn't that mean that everyone present would be hypnotized! ?

However, Fat Ding is also kind, and he is one of the best singers in the elf world...

Lu Ye coughed dryly, "Rotom, turn on the tape recorder first."

"Unable to understand...(O_o)??" Rotom illustrated book, question marks lit up on the screen.

"Didn't you record Geng Gui's "Song of Perdition" last time? "

Lu Ye said: "This time, maybe I can record Fatty's "Lullaby". "

Rotom suddenly realized, and responded to Lu Ye with an electronic voice: "But ↑I ↓ still ↑↓ like this form~"

"Quickly turn off the special effects of the underworld!"

In the recording room, Miaomiao was not reconciled to her teacher status and was snatched away by Fat Ding.

If this is the case... the record may not release "Song of Meow Meow" and change it to "Song of Fat Ding"!

"Meow Meow doesn't allow this to happen!"

Meow Meow waving "Crazy Crazy Scratch", intertwined with Fat Ding's "Series of Slaps", creating an afterimage.

This posture has the visual sense of a cat fighting.

However, Miaomiao's combat power fluctuates up and down, and when it is weak, it becomes weak, and finally loses to Fat Ding.

"Meow!" Miaomiao rubbed her red cheeks again, "Otherwise... we will cooperate together! Miaomiao will also be the teacher of the little devil!"

"Bo Li~"

Fat Ding held his microphone high, enjoying the attention of everyone.

outside the studio.

Lu Ye took out the blindfold from nowhere, put it on, lay back on the office chair, and lazily said:

"Geng Gui, I'll take a nap first, and we'll have lunch when I wake up."

"Koujie?" Geng Gui was puzzled.

This particular fat guy has a 100% hypnotic chance of singing, and he also likes to take out a marker pen and scribble on the faces of sleeping people.

Since you can't avoid Fat Ding's "lullaby", then enjoy it.

Lu Ye wore a blindfold, pillowed his arms, and yawned.

Big deal, wash your face after waking up, and then continue to train Xiaozhi.

With Fat Ding, Meow Miao, and the two song gods present, the stupid thing must be able to learn something...

Just as he was thinking, a soft singing sound came to his ears.

Contrary to Xiaozhi's singing, it was as soft as a feather, like a crescent moon sprinkled on the lake, with silver ripples.

"Bo~po lolo bo, bo li, bo~ bo ri bo~"

Fat Ding held the microphone, closed his eyes, and immersed himself in his singing.

It was the first time for Lu Ye to experience Pang Ding's ballads in person. His fatigue gradually eased, he relaxed, and he fell asleep.

"This is really..." Lu Ye rubbed his eyes and lazily said, "The good news for insomniacs..."

"Right, it's being recorded, Luoto..."

The Rotom Pokédex wobbled and ended up lying on the console, exhaling snot bubbles.

"Koujie~koujie~"

In his sleep, Geng Gui grinned and sang Pang Ding's song.

This is obviously a "dream talk" move.

Fortunately, the singing was too soft, and the "Song of Perdition" move failed, so Fat Ding's singing was not interrupted.

"Bo~po lolo bo, bo li, bo~ bo ri bo~"

The singing continued, Fat Ding seemed to be standing in the center of the stage, and the song ended gracefully.

However, the expected applause did not resound.

Fat Ding looked around at the sleeping crowd, took a deep breath, and puffed up his cheeks angrily.

"Bolly! (`~)"

Boo——

Fat Ding unplugged the microphone, revealing a shiny graffiti marker, and jumped to Xiaozhi's side angrily.

"Pikachu, I've won the championship~" Xiao Zhi said in his sleep with a groan.

"Pikapi~" Pikachu lay sideways in Xiaozhi's arms, calling Xiaozhi's name.

Swish Swish Swish——

Fat Ding quickly drew grimaces on the faces of Xiaozhi and Pikachu.

Then, it jumps to the sleeping Rockets trio and writes like a fly.

Finally, Fat Ding walked outside the recording room.

"Bolly! Σ(°Д°;"

Fat Ding's face was full of disbelief.

In front of it stood a yawning black-haired young man and Gengar chewing berries.

"After thinking about it, I feel that washing your face is quite troublesome."

With the last ounce of consciousness, he stuffed [Zero Surplus Fruit] into his mouth and swallowed it whole.

Teacher Lu turned to Fat Ding, smiled apologetically and said:

"If you are not satisfied, you can continue to graffiti on Xiaozhi and the others... I will forget it."

[Zero Surplus Fruit] can relieve the sleep state, and more importantly, the prototype of this thing is 'chestnut'.

Two days ago, the sugar-fried chestnuts at Teacher Lu's house were made with [Zero Surplus Fruit], which Geng Gui is carrying with him!

"Koujie~(￣～￣)" Geng Gui held up a chestnut and shared it with Fat Ding.

Fat Ding stared blankly at Lu Ye, and immediately burst into a big happy smile:

"Bolly!"

Its biggest dream is to find a friend who can listen to its entire song.

For this dream, Fat Ding wandered for a long time.

But, today, that dream has finally come true!

"Bo Li~" Fat Ding stood on tiptoe, spun around happily, and suddenly froze.

I saw Lu Ye yawned, with a slightly complicated expression:

"This hypnotic effect...can't even remove the zero fruit?"

I should have thought of that earlier!

Fat Ding can even hypnotize super real rookies... This time the dose of medicine is less!

Immediately, Teacher Lu lay back on the office chair again, and took a nap comfortably——

"Hiss~~"

Fat Ding seemed to be struck by lightning, put his hands on his face, shook his head:

"Poly!!(〃＞炸＜)"

...

When I woke up again, it was already dusk outside the office.

Lu Ye was completely exhausted, walked to the mirror in the bathroom, and looked at Geng Gui with graffiti on his face.

"Kou Jie!" Geng Gui covered his mouth with his short hands and secretly laughed.

"Are you still laughing at me?" Lu Ye said with a smile, "Look at yourself first!"

Although there is graffiti on his face, it is still hard to hide Teacher Lu's handsomeness.

No matter what the situation, you can maintain a perfect and handsome appearance——

It is a true portrayal of contemporary readers.

Back in the recording room, Fat Ding had calmed down. He was sitting on the table, holding the sheet music, his little feet dangling.

"Bo Li~"

"It said that it is sure that it can teach the little devil to meow."

"Don't use that singing move?"

Kojiro said awkwardly, "It's just teaching skills, Miaomiao can translate for the little devil!"

"That's right, even my perfect makeup is ruined by it!" Musashi shouted.

"Bolly! (`^)"

Just when the eyes of Musashi and Fat Ding met, sparks were created when they collided.

Lu Ye carried a large stack of lunch boxes and walked into the room.

"Dinner is ready, one serving per person." Lu Ye said, "You are not allowed to grab the energy cubes of the elves, fat people have a share too!"

The boxed lunch is a staff meal for celebrating the radio station, with three dishes and one soup, the food is still acceptable.

The energy cube is made by Mr. Lu himself, mixed with sweet and rare fruit, exuding an attractive luster and fragrance.

Gollum—

Musashi and Kojiro, with their Adam's apples rolling, cast their gazes at Meow Meow, who was feasting from time to time.

"Meow, don't you usually eat lunch!" Musashi gritted his teeth.

"What does it matter meow, meow is also an elf meow." Miaomiao stuffed the energy cube into her mouth and said happily.

"Bo Li~"

Fat Ding chewed the energy cube, his eyes narrowed into crescent moons, he hummed a little tune, and his little feet dangled.

"Qajiduyi! ヾ(°°)"

Bokby held a large bottle of Coke with both hands, and shared it with Pang Ding.

Fat Ding was stunned for a moment, turned his head away with a 'hmph', sneaked another glance at Bobbi, and moved a paper cup over with his little feet.

"Duyi~" Bobbi waved his fingers, and under the control of his mind, the big bottle of Coke filled the paper cup.

After a while.

"Bo![]~(￣▽￣)~*"

Fat Ding took the paper cup and clinked glasses with Borkby.

Lu Ye: "We have to let Xiaozhi learn this song in two days, the time is very tight."

"However, with the cooperation of Fat Ding and Miaomiao, it is enough to turn decay into magic!" Lu Ye said with a smile.

"It's not as good as your praise, meow~" Meow waved her hand shyly.

"Bo Li!" Fat Ding heaved a sigh of relief, his toes were high and he was extremely inflated.

"Corruption...referring to me?"

Xiaozhi pointed to himself and asked blankly.

Lu Ye coughed dryly: "In short, in short! Hurry up and rehearse at night."

Rockets trio: "No problem, leave it to us!"

Even Fat Ding raised the microphone and responded loudly: "Boom!"

"Beep!"

Borkby picked up the big bottle of Coke, and Geng Gui stuffed the leftover Coke back into his pocket.

Don't waste it, you have to consider it for the master...

"Koujie~" Geng Gui bared his teeth and smiled.

By the way, I will ask Pang Ding for singing skills later.

I, Geng Gui, am also very good at singing!

...

As night fell, several wind balloons floated across the night sky of Zhuqing City.

Shenao has long winters and short summers, and it mostly relies on coal and wind power to generate electricity.

These wind balloons floated from Yuanzhi Town not far away, where there are snow-white windmills.

Until the night was dark, dark crows flew in the sky, and the celebration radio station was about to close.

In the recording room, Xiaozhi successfully sang the correct scale.

Kojiro: "Ohhhhh!"

"I just said, little devil, you can do it!" Musashi laughed.

"Little devil, it's Meow, watching the growing Meow...(ω)"

Meow Miao thought of the previous hardships, wiped her eyes with her arms, and was so moved that she couldn't speak.

Lu Ye helplessly supported his forehead.

"That's just the scale...it's still early."

Shouldn't Xiao Zhi be allowed to sing?

But after that, I have to go back to Zhenxin Town to shoot the MV——

According to the original MV, Lu Ye also planned to let Xiao Zhi's Bi Diao appear on the scene.

Anyway, Bi Diao lives in the backyard of Dr. Damu, and the monk can't run away from the temple if he can run away.

Xiaozhi was sweating finely on his forehead, clutching the crumpled sheet music, heaved a sigh of relief.

Although, it is more difficult than fighting and training.

However, everyone is looking forward to me and giving me help.

What's more, to become a Pokémon master, this is my voice...

"Fatty, Meow, let's continue training!" Xiaozhi clenched his fists and shouted.

"Bo Li~" Fat Ding waved his short hand and nodded with a smile.

"It said that it is quite satisfied with this student meow!"

Miaomiao folded her arms, closed her eyes, and nodded sympathetically.

Lu Ye looked around, revealing a smile.

It seems that when I find BW Performing Arts Company to release an album in the future, "Song of Fat Ding" must also be included.

The effect of the recording version is definitely not as good as the live version.

But by then, the point of "saving insomnia patients" alone will be enough to open up the market.

Of course, the most important thing is Fat Ding himself, who wants to convey the wish of singing.

Lu Ye looked around at the crowd and smiled:

"Let's call it a day and go back to Zhensha Town. I'll treat you to supper."

In an instant, the fatigue of the day was eliminated.

Xiaozhi and the Rockets trio raised their arms at the same time and said loudly:

"What a great feeling~!"

"Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"Damn little devil, don't steal your lines!!"

...

In the following two days, Lu Ye continued to work as the producer.

In addition to Rotom, the interest in electronic music is becoming more and more abundant.

Geng Gui seems to have asked Pang Ding for his singing skills, and he has become more and more proficient in mastering the "Song of Perdition"...

Lu Ye looked at Fat Ding, who was lying on the ground, sticking out his tongue and pretending to be dead, with a strange expression on his face.

Look at how you have destroyed Fat Ding!

Under the guidance of Miaomiao and Fat Ding, Xiaozhi has made remarkable progress.

Without accompaniment, at least the score can be sung accurately.

In the chat group, Lu Ye uploaded a clip of Xiaozhi's audition, and everyone was surprised.

"Sounds like it's not bad?" Aunt Kona said in surprise.

"I thought Xiao Zhi was a sound idiot." Xiao Gang smiled, "He's quite talented."

Ma Zhishi chuckled: "When he came to challenge the Withered Leaf Gym, I saw that Xiaozhi has the potential of a musician!"

Lu Ye pondered for a moment.

What Ma Zhishi said seems to be reasonable.

Xiao Zhizhi attracted Fat Ding and Meloetta. Apart from the fetters, maybe he really has the blessing of musical talent?

No matter what, the production of the MV is officially on the right track.

Find a band to accompany, record the original sound, and then go back to Zhenxin Town to shoot the screen.

Lu Ye glanced at the memo.

"The next step is to discuss with the band..."

...

Tuesday, March 16.

Celebrating the radio station, suddenly ushered in a group of uninvited guests.

With curiosity, the staff looked at the group of rock youths dressed in punk, and whispered:

"Did you record the show?"

"No, it seems that Teacher Lu invited you here."

Suddenly someone exclaimed.

"That's it, the lead singer of Poison Band, Miss Homiga!"

"Tsk..."

The white-haired loli is wearing big long sleeves, with only fingers exposed on the sleeves, a pair of rivet boots on her feet, and a purple-black guitar case on her back.

Facing other people's comments, the white-haired Lolita fiddled with the cherry hair ornament on the sky-high braid, her tone dissatisfied.

"Well, Teacher Lu, where is it?"

"I'm waiting in the recording studio." The bass player whispered, "Mr. Lu is also a musician himself, and he is a well-known poison expert!"

"Excuse me?"

The white-haired loli narrowed her eyes, and elongated her words, "An expert in poison?"

"Let's go!"

The white-haired loli straddled the guitar case diagonally with one hand, bared her teeth with shark teeth, and had a fierce expression on her face.

"Let me see the demeanor of this poison expert!"

...

Trainer Diary, 2.20. Thank you [Yi Xue Ye] for the 20,000 reward! Two in one today. This chapter is written listening to the song of Fat Ding, and I am sleepy...(*ω-q)