I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Celebration building, first floor, battle facility.

It is used as an open-air venue for performances, with seats on both sides of the stands, and there are many spectators.

"Isn't today a working day?" Kojiro looked around, "Why are there so many spectators!"

"Maybe I heard that the cadres are going to accept the challenge, meow~"

Miaomiao closed her eyes, folded her arms and said, "How can the cadre say that he is also a trainer with the strength of a champion!"

Teacher Lu's prestige in the Shen'ao area is no less than that in the Kanto area.

As the champion of the Kanto Tournament, this master tactician loves to play water friend matches, and even Sinnoh is famous far and wide.

Needless to say, Mr. Lu's visit to the celebration radio station a few days ago has already spread among the staff.

At this moment, taking advantage of the short break of a few minutes to go to the toilet, the staff slipped to the battlefield one after another, waiting eagerly!

"Fuck, manager, didn't you go to the toilet?"

"Shh! Let's watch together, I won't report your sabotage!"

On both sides of the open field.

Homiga, wearing a large short-sleeved sleeve, squatted down to plug in the electric guitar, and plucked it with his fingers.

Buzz—the melody is playing.

"Hey!" Homiga grinned her pointed canine teeth, leaned on the purple-black electric guitar, and raised her chin, "Teacher Lu, let's have a fight!"

If this is killed, this fierce and cute white-haired loli will cry for a long time.

Lu Ye raised his eyebrows and became more excited.

Teacher, I like teaching water friends to be human the most!

Outside the venue, Celebration Radio quickly dispatched a recording team, and the huge screen hanging from the building broadcasted it in real time.

Passers-by stopped and watched curiously, talking a lot.

"The broadcast of the Champions League?"

"Isn't that Teacher Lu!"

"The opponent is the Poison Department Master of Hezhong... broken, the opponent will be autistic!"

The camera cuts, and the poison band plays a passionate accompaniment, the accent of the drums and the strumming of the electric guitar fall at the same time.

"Come on, double bomb gas!"

The white-haired loli swept the electronic guitar again, threw the elf ball, bared her canine teeth, and said with an arrogant smile:

"I want to explode your rationality!" (Note: The original lines of the game.)

Red light flickered in the field, the eyes were dull, and the double-bomb gas spewed black mist, and thick smoke gushed out from its open mouth.

"It turned out to be double bomb gas." Kojiro said curiously, "The little girl is still using the form of the Kanto area."

"It's much stronger than yours." Musashi observed carefully with a telescope.

"Of course." Kojiro drooped his shoulders, then clenched his fists again, "However, for cadres, it's a piece of cake!"

Lu Ye raised his hand, threw the elf ball, and fell back into his palm after bouncing off the ground.

When the audience saw the elf that appeared on the stage clearly, they all held their breath.

"Okay, so cute..."

"Manager, I'm so cute, I can't work overtime tonight!"

"Screw you, then don't look at Pokby, watch Double Bomb Gas!"

The elf that Mr. Lu appeared on the stage is an eggshell-like tortoise!

"Qajiduyi! ヾ(°°)"

Bokby made his debut, with a crystal evolutionary pyroxene hanging on the eggshell, which can provide a lot of attribute blessings.

Even in the face of the double-bomb gas that was as vicious as a skull, Tokepi still stared at his small eyes with firm eyes: "Doo!"

"so cute……"

The white-haired loli strummed, shook her head vigorously, and gritted her teeth: "Double bomb gas, use sludge bomb!"

The double-bomb gas opened its mouth wide, and the thick purple slurry gathered into a sphere and flew towards Bokby.

Bokby remained motionless, the eggshell glowed with a crystal-clear purple light, and the light disappeared into the space.

The sludge bomb was approaching, and within seconds, Lu Ye commanded: "Hold on!"

"Qajiduyi~*(ˊˋ*)*"

Bobbi turned around gracefully, and a green light barrier appeared in front of his body.

呲——

The "sludge bomb" didn't break the light barrier, but split into two black liquids, which fell on the ground, making a tooth-acid corrosion sound.

The inevitable "sludge bomb" was so easily defuse.

The white-haired loli gave a 'tsk', and swept the guitar strings: "Continue, venom impact!!"

"Double bomb wah~!"

The double-bomb gas opened its mouth wide, and the purple venom converged into sharp arrows, and the two poisonous arrows pierced towards Bokby with the sound of breaking wind.

"Pokeby, primordial power!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Borkby jumped on the spot, cracks broke in the ground, and large rocks floated up, hovering around Borkby!

"Damn it!!"

The members of the Poison Orchestra stared wide-eyed, and the drumbeat accelerated instantly.

The passionate melody drives the audience's adrenaline soaring!

呲味——

The highly corrosive poisonous arrow pierced through a rock in an instant, and the rock fell to the ground and fell apart.

But another rock driven by "primordial power" resisted the flying poisonous arrows, and immediately bombarded the double bomb gas!

Click!

The double-bomb gas spins at a high speed, and the "screw ball" shatters all the rocks and hits Bokby at an astonishing speed!

At this moment, Lu Ye narrowed his eyes and stared at Homiga who was grinning.

Notice Lu Ye's eyes.

Homega's eyes were burning, and he lifted his chin defiantly.

Teacher Lu's first reading: "So, her next move will most likely be poisonous..."

Boom! !

Bokby resisted with two short hands in front of him, was knocked back several meters by the "screw ball", and stood on tiptoe tremblingly.

"Duyi~" After finally maintaining his balance and not falling down, Bobbi heaved a sigh of relief.

Maintaining an astonishing drilling speed, thick black mist spewed out from the mouth of the double-bomb gas, which is surprisingly poisonous gas!

"Taste, the taste of venom impact!" Homiga strummed down and waved his cuffs.

The drums beat, the audience held their breath, and the solo of the electric guitar roared loudly!

In the poisoned state caused by "Venom", the double damage caused by "Venom Shock" is bound to kill with one blow!

Almost at the same time.

"Mysterious guardian!"

White mist surrounded Bokby, and as soon as the poisonous gas touched the white mist, it was swallowed by the cloud like a veil.

Prediction arrived, is my "very poisonous" command?

Homega frowned, but I still had a chance—

Suddenly! !

A beam of purple light emerged from the space, like a sharp knife, easily tearing away the black mist around the double bomb gas!

Afterwards, the purple light shot straight at the double bomb gas, instantly penetrating its body, and the double bomb gas froze!

Boom! !

Dust and smoke scattered, double bomb gas fell from the sky!

"This, this is..." Homiga opened his mouth wide in a daze.

There was silence in the auditorium, with the same expression as Homiga.

The accompaniment stopped for a moment, Lu Ye nodded and explained:

"Predict future."

"Qajiduyi! ︿(￣︶￣)︿"

At the opening moment, the light released by Bobbi is to predict the future!

And predicting the future is a delayed release move, which can only be hit after a few minutes.

Double restraint, the astonishingly powerful "Future Foretelling", directly kills the double bomb gas!

"That's why Mr. Lu has been defending just now."

Xiaozhi nodded blankly, "So it's for the purpose of defeating the enemy with one blow..."

"It's so strong, meow... I feel like he's more than capable..."

Homiga was stunned for a moment, then gave a disdainful 'tsk'.

The difficulty of "foreseeing the future" requires not only delaying time, but also judging the exact position of the opponent in a few seconds.

He purposely made Borkby retreat, just to attract the double-bomb gas attack, so that "Future Sight" can hit!

"This is not a master of poison at all, but a master of dirty!"

Homiga murmured to himself, looking back at the band members bitterly:

"Why are you standing still, keep playing music!"

The bass player was taken aback. He didn't expect that the owner, who was still dominant just now, would be instantly killed by Bobbi...

Well, is there really a need to play this game?

Considering that, taking care of the mood of the lead singer, the bassist yelled: "Play my life with poison, play the stage with poison!"

Passionate rock music, once again burning on the battlefield.

Lu Ye couldn't help shaking his legs, and saw Homiga throw the second poke ball.

"Come on, King Centipede!"

A huge purple-red centipede with alert purple spots on its body, sharp antennae, and a straight black upper body.

Lu Ye was really insensitive to this kind of large insects, so he took back Bokby who took half a step back.

"Cha, Chajitooo~(︿)"

Borkby was bathed in red light, heaved a sigh of relief, and waved his little hand towards Homiga.

"Hmm..." The white-haired Loli raised her face, cut her face, and said loudly, "Keep playing, King Centipede!"

"Hiss!!" The centipede king straightened his abdomen and legs, his limbs stretched out his teeth and claws.

Lu Ye had 'intensive fear', pursed his lips, and threw the elf ball: "Please, Onion Ranger!"

"Gah~!"

The white-haired onion rangers, holding onion blades and shields, looked proud and disdainful.

The centipede king was frightened by this momentum, and moved back faintly.

"What a strong onion ranger..." Homiga frowned.

The characteristic of the centipede king is "Insect Premonition", which can naturally sense the crisis.

Facing this green onion soldier, the centipede king actually felt fearful...

This green onion soldier is probably Teacher Lu's most trusted support.

Shaking his head, Homiga dispelled distracting thoughts and grinned his teeth.

"Don't hold back, use the screech!!"

"Hiss!!"

The centipede king rubbed his abdomen and feet, and the cavity sounded extremely sharp, which mixed with the sound of the guitar outside the venue, making the audience frown.

However, this harsh sound like heavy metal made the eyes of senior music fans shine.

"Little devil, look!" Meow pointed at Onion Ranger.

"Ms. Lu's Onion Ranger."

Xiaozhi opened his mouth wide, "There is no wavering at all!"

In the end, what a strong self-confidence!

Only then can it be done, Mount Tai will collapse in front of you, and your face will not change!

This question arises in the hearts of all the audience.

Onion Youbing holds the onion blade and weeps sadly.

"Gah! ()σ"

stop calling duck~~

I know you are very scared, and ducks are also very afraid of ducks~!

But there is no way. Onion Youbing took a deep breath, his eyes were fixed, and the blade of his sword glowed sharp red.

I, Duck, also have a reason to win!

"Gah!!" Onion Ranger held a sword in the center, like a lance, stabbing from hell, charging rapidly!

Hey, I'm a salted fish stab!

Clang! !

The sword blade of the Onion Ranger collided with the sharp tentacles of the Centipede King, sparking blue sparks.

Immediately, the blade cut through King Centipede's armor sideways, bringing up a green mist of blood!

"Hiss!" The centipede king curled up in pain, and under the severe pain, the harsh sound stopped abruptly!

At such a close distance, Homega yelled: "Sludge Bomb!!"

The centipede king raised his head high, and the highly corrosive purple poisonous paste smashed his head and face at the onion soldiers!

The audience swallowed.

It seems that I have seen the scene where the green onion soldiers were corroded by strong acid and riddled with holes...

"See you!!"

The Onion Rangers held up their shields to resist, and the poisonous ointment burst into the surroundings in an instant, and Yaya's eyes froze.

"Gah!!"

The onion blade swung out, blasting a follow-up venom bomb in the center, and then crashed into the centipede king, and the two of them escaped the range of the venom together!

呲——

The venom fell on the ground, dissolved the potholes, and raised white mist.

Miaomiao couldn't help swallowing, and covered the gold coins on her head with both hands.

The cadre just now, if you really let Meow Miao play...

Miao Miao's gold coins may not be kept, Miao Miao!

"Super horn!" Homega yelled.

The centipede king's sharp tentacles glowed red, and the volume of the horns more than doubled.

The sword blade of the Onion Ranger was also filled with bright golden light, and a golden brave bird faintly rose from behind.

"Brave Birds Attack!"

"Ga! °Yi°"

The timidity and cowardice of the onion ranger turned into light chips, rushing towards the golden long onion in his palm.

Afterwards, the onion ranger waved the golden sword, and the brave bird behind him screamed and rushed towards the centipede king!

boom! ! !

The huge shaking sound temporarily covered up the accompaniment on the field.

The white-haired loli swallowed involuntarily.

It seems that it is not a question of sound or music...

Follow a trainer of this strength and work with him.

Not to mention the salary... Teacher Lu doesn't charge tuition fees, it's already done his best!

The dust and smoke dissipated, King Centipede turned his body to the sky, his eyes circled.

Compared with just now, the "foreseeing the future" is strategizing.

At this moment, the Cong Youbing slashed mercilessly, showing the ultimate violence to the fullest!

In the auditorium, the staff swallowed and murmured:

"This is really, violent killing!"

The manager took off his glasses and wiped them, sweating profusely:

"I've been absent from work for half an hour, forget it, let's finish watching the game..."

With the breeze blowing on the field, the Onion Rangers stood calmly with their blades in their hands.

This proud and fearless white knight has won the favor of countless audiences.

Amidst a burst of cheers, Cong Youbing was taken back by Lu Ye to commemorate the ball.

"Ga! ()σ" (It's dangerous, it's dangerous!)

The diving ball, Blastoise echoed with the waveguide: "Kah! ヾ(■_■)" (Indeed, quite dangerous!)

The scene was calm, the band stopped their accompaniment and looked at Homiga:

"Lead singer, do you still... continue?"

Homi took a deep breath and grinned:

"It's not enough... The next winner will definitely be me!"

"burst!!"

Accompanied by the roar of the white-haired loli Chuer.

Lu Ye glanced at him, and said in a merciless tone:

"Geng Gui, be quicker with your hands and feet."

"Gah!()"

Geng Gui floated onto the stage slowly, narrowed his eyes, and grinned.

Just standing there, Geng Gui's sense of oppression was vastly different from the previous two.

Homijia looked at Geng Gui, dazed for a moment, and murmured:

"This is the poison expert, Mr. Lu?"

Geng ghost also has the compound attribute of poison.

In a way.

Mr. Lu's Geng Gui is not generally good at the poison department...

Homiga gritted his teeth and said, "Go, go, Dust Mountain!"

Boom! !

Dust Mountain has a huge physique, emits a foul smell, and stares fiercely at Geng Gui with two eyes.

"Venom Shot!"

Homiga's favorite move, in the hands of the trump card Dust Mountain, is becoming more and more powerful.

"Roar!!" Dust Mountain moved its huge body, and its arms shot out purple venom!

Geng Gui didn't dodge or dodge, he opened his mouth wide.

"Koujie~(*⊙~⊙)"

Homiga \u0026 Dust Mountain: Σ(°△°|||)︴

The audience shook and shouted inconceivably:

"Fuck, just swallow the venom!"

"Four times the drug resistance, can you do whatever you want?!"

It was also the first time that Homiga encountered such a situation, and said dryly, "This, what kind of operation is this?"

Lu Ye looked at the sky silently.

This is derived from the technique taught by Ah Ju.

Although this guy is a daughter-in-law, he is also a 'king of poison'!

What's more, this is the housekeeping skill that Geng Gui practiced since childhood...

Lu Ye put on the earplugs silently.

"Geng Gui, first use the light wall to shield the surroundings, and then use the song of death!"

The crystal light wall is constructed as a soundproof wall to wrap the site.

Homija stared blankly at this scene.

Geng Gui bared his teeth and took out a microphone from his pocket:

"Koujie~koujie~"

"Roar!!"

The hellish singing made Dust Mountain's expression suddenly change!

The huge body was shaking in this terrifying singing, and it couldn't even hold on for a minute!

"This, this is..."

Homiga covered his ears, his pupils constricted, "Death, heavy metal!?"

This Geng Ghost's musical accomplishments in Song of Perishing alone are enough to learn by himself!

Boom! !

After a while, Dust Mountain collapsed in embarrassment, eyes circled.

Teacher Lu took off the earplugs, only to feel that his ears were instantly clean, and he couldn't help but smile.

clatter——

Spontaneous applause erupted from both sides of the auditorium.

"Too strong... Watched an expert match for free!"

"Stop clapping, go back to work!!"

Homijia drooped his shoulders, walked up to Lu Ye dejectedly, and muttered, "I'm still blown away..."

"It's okay, it happens often." Lu Ye said.

Homiga raised his head, looked at Lu Ye bitterly, and then said loudly:

"You didn't win, but I lost! I made Pokémon feel bad because of my weakness... so next time! I will definitely win next time!"

The corners of the white-haired loli's eyes even shed tears, and the pointed canine teeth are really cute.

Lu Ye nodded and smiled:

"Anyway, please, accompany us!"

"Well…"

Homiga picked up the electric guitar and walked back to the band members behind him.

"Stop staring blankly, pack your things and go to the recording room on the 7th floor!"

"Also... take my Poison Song Badge!"

Homiga held a light purple badge with reluctance written all over his face, and threw it into Geng Gui's hands.

"Kou Jie! (￣▽￣)／"

Geng Gui held the badge and looked it up in the sun, and couldn't help but nod in satisfaction.

Lu Ye looked complicated.

I almost can't let go of the badge at home.

However, I can learn from the TV version of Xiao Zhi, pinning badges on both sides of the coat...

When introducing yourself, you can tear off your coat and inadvertently reveal dozens of badges pinned on it...

"Teacher Lu is really versatile... I thought his main job was as a musician!"

"The lead singer was directly killed!"

Homiga gritted her teeth bitterly, and was planning to go back to educate the band members.

Lu Ye skillfully took out the QR code and said with a hearty smile:

"My friend, have you heard of the water friend group?"

...

Trainer Diary, 2.21. Here are some small tickets~ヾ(°°)