I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Enjoy a leisurely dinner time surrounded by the little ones.

Teacher Lu picked up the vibrating mobile phone and clicked on the background of the live broadcast.

The news of the rebroadcast was announced on the platform three days ago.

The cover photo of the live broadcast room is Mr. Lu's cute and lovely Pokemon.

Although Mr. Lu's appearance is more handsome than the Internet celebrity Qibana, he firmly believes that he is a technical anchor.

Using Polkby as the cover photo, maybe you can save some European spirit first.

And in Teacher Lu's live broadcast room.

As one of the mascots, Pokeby, the anchor fairy Ibrahimovic, and Rotom, the card counter, are all extremely popular.

As for the idlers waiting for Mr. Lu——

Don't make trouble, Mr. Lu, Fairy Ibrahimovic is broadcasting live.

As news of the rebroadcast continued to brew, Mr. Lu's live broadcast room was already full of barrage.

"Seat in the front row!"

"The donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this."

"I make a wish to Bo Kebi, and offer Mr. Lu ten years of European style, and I will make a single order!"

Teacher Lu's last video was still a month ago.

But as a blogger of real monthly update, the quality of each video is enough to satisfy most users.

This is also one of the reasons why Mr. Lu rebroadcasted it after a long time and gained super popularity.

Of course, the more critical reasons may be:

"Fairy Eevee~Fairy Eevee!"

"Finally I can see Ibrahimovic~"

"Isn't Geng Gui Jiang cute? Isn't scallion pancake cute?"

Lu Ye glanced at the barrage, then looked down at the snow-white Onion Ranger.

"Gah?"

Yaya is really cute, Lu Ye nodded, clenched his fists and made an encouraging gesture:

"I'll continue to incubate the eggs later, just drop it, duck sauce with green onions!"

"Gah! ()σ"

after dinner.

"Kou Jie~" Geng Gui bared his teeth with a smile, and started to do housework.

Rotom shuttles back and forth in home appliances such as sweepers and dishwashers, and his movements are quite skillful.

Lu Ye hugged the fairy Ibrahimovic and sat down on the gaming chair.

"Buyi~" Fairy Ibrahimovic blinked his blue eyes, lay quietly in his arms, and yawned.

It's not a move, it's purely full, lazily wanting to sleep...

Lu Ye gently kneaded Fairy Ibrahimovic's pink ears, and nodded slightly:

"Test the waters first, and we'll talk about it after playing a couple of games with Ah Jin."

After clicking on the friend list, Lu Ye looked at the profile picture of "DJ Walnut" and asked in surprise:

"Ajin, why are you online 24 hours a day?"

"No way, I just came back from the breeding house." A Jin said, "I'm just waiting to watch your live broadcast!"

"Then how about..." Teacher Lu asked thoughtfully, "Let's do it first?"

Finally seizing this opportunity, Ajin chuckled: "Beforehand, the battle environment of the Giga version is completely different."

"If you lose at that time, don't blame the version, Mr. Lu!"

Lu Ye: "Don't worry, I am more familiar with the extremely large battle environment."

"???"

"Extremely large" is a mechanism introduced in the eighth generation, and it is limited to the Galar region.

Some elves have a "giant form", and the rest of the elves can "giant", and their moves will also become "giant moves".

Different from the "ultra-ancient form" that is several times larger than the body, the "extremely gigantic" is only a projection formed by the energy of Wuji Taina.

Because "Extremely Large" is more suitable for the promotion of commercial leagues, it is very popular in the Galar region.

What Mr. Lu was best at before was the doubles match in the "extremely large" environment.

Lu Ye touched his chin:

"Co-authored the official update... and strengthened me?"

"Don't be careless." Lu Ye shook his head, "Although the extremely giant moves will not miss, there are more tactical elements to consider."

For example, "Extreme Giant Flying Charge" speeds up, "Extreme Giant Grassland" recovers blood...these all need to be taken into consideration by the trainer.

Even Ah Jin...maybe secretly learned a lot.

"Even if it's Ah Jin, that's a worthy opponent!" Lu Ye sat up straight.

Send the battle application, select the lineup, all in one go.

The traditional team of the 'Golden Five', the Fiery Beast and the Coal Turtle, came into view again.

Lu Ye: "How about letting go of your brother Qingtian?"

Ajin's eyes stared straight: "What the hell, big-billed gull in rainy days!?"

The rainy team, which is dominated by water, is simply a blow to dimensionality reduction compared to the sunny team, which is dominated by fire.

This is like.

Before the laning started, the BP of the coaching staff has been blown out!

The crime of non-war is purely because the opponent is too cunning!

"Ms. Lu, have you peeped at my screen!" Ah Jin yelled.

Lu Ye looked at the sky.

The whole world knows that Arkin is going to play for the Sunny Sky.

Just like Dawu's backcourt is always an invincible silver-white giant golden monster.

The Yutian team didn't arrange Dandi, but put Ajin first...

"That's right." Lu Ye murmured, "That fellow of Dandi's old man wears the "Lightning Fist", maybe he can restrain the rain system..."

When it comes to quality against the party, only Teacher Lu and Dan Dier!

Ah Jin bit his finger, his eyes gradually focused.

This is a genius (death) boy who once faced Liu Bo alone, saved the city, and provoked Arceus.

"Even Teacher Lu, it takes time to adapt to the new battle environment." A Jin thought to himself, "I have an advantage in experience!"

Immediately, in the cutscene, the billiard boy lifted the enlarged elf ball into the air with the help of a pool cue.

(Ajin begged Dawu to find a cutscene CG made by Devon Company.)

Dark red energy vented from the ball, and an energy vortex hovered over the arena.

The "extremely gigantic" fiery beast, more than ten meters high, crashed to the ground, and the flames on its neck rose several feet!

"Hoo--" The fiery beast stood majestically, with a dark red aura hovering above its head, like a giant beast burning with flames!

The strong wind blew the hem of the black-haired youth's clothes, and a beam of red light brought the big-billed gull back into the poke ball. Teacher Lu's "extremely huge wristband" was dazzling,

Afterwards, the elf ball expanded several times, and Teacher Lu threw it out!

Rumble!

The "extremely gigantic" large-billed gull flaps its wings, as if it can swallow the yellow mouth of an armored tank, and spouts a surging "extremely large water flow"!

"La~ la la la~" The BGM of the extremely giant battle sounded from the auditorium surrounding the arena.

If this was the Gongmen City Arena where tens of thousands of people watched, the emotions would have reached a climax!

Boom! !

The "Extremely Huge Water Flow" slammed into the giant beast, and the fiery beast, which had unhealthy blood volume, was instantly killed in one shot!

Rumble!

Explosions continued one after another, and the dark red energy around the fiery beast continued to disintegrate, and all collapsed with a 'boom'!

The score stayed at the dazzling number of 4:0.

Although he had thought of this result a long time ago, Ah Jin still gritted his teeth bitterly, and said with tears:

"Mr. Lu, why are you so proficient in Gigamorph!"

All of a sudden, Ah Jin thought of the duel that the whole city was watching, and gradually understood everything: "That's right."

"You have been to the Gongmen City Arena, and you have fought against Emperor Dan..."

Lu Ye: "..."

Let you understand it all!

However, Lu Ye can be regarded as able to understand the uniqueness of "Extreme Giantization".

First of all, the visual impact of "Extremely Giant" is definitely stronger than the "Z-movement" of the awkward dance.

The impoverished Galar region promoted the "Extremely Giant" league, which also catered to commercial needs.

In addition, the penetration rate of "Extremely Giant" is higher, and "Extremely Jumbo Wristband" is relatively common.

Dandi was born as a civilian trainer and created the myth of an undefeated official record.

It has an inseparable relationship with "extremely large".

"As long as I don't count in the official account, it means that I have been undefeated?"

Lu Ye complained silently.

In terms of limitations, "Extremely Large" can only be used in places with energy points.

In TV, even if Dandi faces Wuji Taina, he can only fight with the old spray in the initial form.

In terms of versatility, it is naturally inferior to "Mega Evolution" and "Z Move".

The friendly match with Ah Jin came to an end.

"It's still possible."

Lu Ye laughed happily and patted himself on the shoulder:

"At least I didn't lose to Ah Jin."

"One more!" Ah Jin yelled.

"No, the broadcast will start later." Lu Ye said, "The main thing is to try it first."

"???" Ah Jin's breath was stagnant.

Could it be that in your mind, I'm just a training camp robot looking for a touch?

"Thank you, Ajin." Lu Ye said seriously, "Without you, my video would lose a lot of color."

A Jin snorted, feeling much better in his heart, and asked curiously:

"Mr. Lu, what dirty tricks are you going to use tonight... no, what new tactics?"

"I plan to use the ice machine and try the snow team."

"Ice, ice clothes machine?" A Jin looked confused.

"It's the refrigerator form of Rotom." Lu Ye said with a smile, "You will know later!"

If there is any change from the live broadcast content a year ago.

That is, the current Teacher Lu has been able to achieve a series of show operations with his own Pokémon.

For example, in the form of a refrigerator, Rotom's "Blizzard" has a chance of freezing up to 10%.

In snowy weather, "Blizzard" is guaranteed to hit, which reduces the risk of ghosts in the team!

A must-hit move with a power value of 110 and no side effects, "Blizzard" can be called Xue Tian's trump card move.

10% chance of freezing... Although to Mr. Lu, it's like nothing.

But people must have dreams.

Just like Bokby's continuous "air cut" and "finger" tactics. The disadvantaged snow team may be able to turn the tide of the battle once the "Blizzard" triggers the freeze.

In addition, it can also let Rotom learn the real usage of home appliances.

Lu Ye looked at the Rotom illustration book floating beside him, and said, "I won't bring the "exchange site" today. "

Rotom plays the classic BGM of "Fight the Landlord", a friendly reminder:

"And the charity part, Lotto?"

"Well... I can have a few dishes first!"

...

At 7 o'clock in the evening, in the live broadcast room, Teacher Lu officially went online.

The entire live broadcast room is full of water friends who come here admiringly. The popularity explodes, and the gifts even appear to be stuck.

The barrage filled the screen, Team Rocket, Interpol, trainers, fans... everyone had a great time and gathered together.

"Why does this anchor appear on my watchlist?"

"Come on, that man is back with a dirty routine!"

"Wooooooooow, I've been hungry for almost a month, and the child finally has something to eat."

Before getting to the point, the live broadcast room has reached the top of the home page, and more and more viewers are pouring in.

Among them are a large number of fan friends, water friends, music fans, cloud sucking fans...

"Buyi~" Fairy Ibrahimovic lay on Teacher Lu's lap, looking lazy and noble.

"Du Yi~!" Bo Kepi was behind the camera, running back and forth with 'pia', 'pia', just like his own playful daughter.

"Awsl!"

"I hope this water friend will not be ignorant of good and bad, and quickly give up his position to Bokby."

"Understood! Bobbi is the unboxing anchor who delivered the goods!"

During the month when Teacher Lu was resting, the water friends heard countless rumors about Teacher Lu.

Such as punching Regichkas, chaining the space-time twin dragons...

It almost took the script of the hero of the Pokémon novel.

The last person who was handsome and strong was Fengyuan's former champion Dago.

Even, Teacher Lu's popularity in a certain forum seems to be overtaking...

"Mr. Lu, are the rumors about Baiyang Town true?"

Lu Ye glanced at the barrage, and said cheerfully: "It's true, I also smashed the space-time twin dragons."

There was a burst of question marks in the live broadcast room, and the water friends were also used to Mr. Lu's jokes, so they posted barrages:

"As expected of you, Teacher Lu!"

"What are the space-time twin dragons? Arceus has to kneel when he comes."

"At the scene, I saw them both broken! (Remember to delete in brackets)"

Click on the game and drag Rotom in the refrigerator form into the team.

Lu Ye said: "Try the waters first, the anchor is not good at playing in the extremely giant battle environment, and may have to eat a few games first."

"I have a bad appetite recently, so I hope Lu Bao will lose a few more games!"

"Outraged! Why is there no Mengmeng today?"

Lu Ye said: "Mengmeng is busy writing papers, I will attend a scientific research summit in two days, I hope I won't win a gold medal."

"As we all know, Teacher Lu was a Ph.D. in Spirituality before becoming an anchor."

"Ms. Lu won't really compete with Dr. Oki for scientific research awards~23333"

"A scholar, but also a cute... I understand! It's you, Dr. Yew!"

Friends of the water are used to Mr. Lu's oral style.

What they look forward to even more is the much-anticipated battle.

"Today is the Snow Team." Teacher Lu said, "It's different from the Qingsha team last time. This time, the Snow Team mainly fights for probability..."

Hearing the word 'probability', the number of barrages soared again.

"I'm already laughing out loud."

"gkd!"

"It's you, Laplace, the ghost of the water cannon four company MISS!"

"This time I don't bring Laplace." Lu Ye explained: "The lineup is Snowy Hand Ice Nine Tails, Main C Ice Clothes Machine, Special Head Gill Ichthyosaur, and the speed-controlling Wind Fairy."

After a long time of formal teaching, the barrage burst into cheers:

"ohhhhh"

"It's said to be the Bingyi Fleet, but it's actually the Gill Ichthyosaur Fleet."

"How can there be such a handsome and cute shellfish?"

The water friends are still a little tangled in their hearts.

Mr. Lu has not broadcast live in the "Extreme Giant" environment yet.

It might be difficult for him to crush him all the way.

But... When Teacher Lu shows off, I feel good; when Teacher Lu cooks, I feel full.

Hurry up and it'll be over!

[Matching for you, evenly matched opponents...]

"Fuck? Why is Teacher Lu's score so high!"

"Because he was No. 1 in the world last season, the score at the time of settlement is high."

"It's broken. Wouldn't it just bump into the master group players and make them unable to blow up fish ponds?"

Teacher Lu said: "Is it true that I am an entertainment anchor? This show is for you to watch!"

With that said, Mr. Lu clicked on Doudizhu and began to perform the "bomb show"——

The bullet screen was silent for a moment, and after a long time, a water friend said:

"I really didn't expect that Doudizhu could be so appetizing..."

"I would call it a 'clod'!"

"Let's watch the battle... what the hell, I collided with the boss!"

Lu Ye glanced at the lineup on the opposite side, then carefully looked at the character card, and was slightly taken aback.

A little old man with long gray eyebrows, a green baseball shirt, and a stooped figure.

Lu Ye was surprised: "Ma Shide?"

There was a lot of discussion in the barrage, and there was a lot of gloating:

"Master Ma has won seventeen consecutive victories."

"Here we come, Master Ma, the number one martial arts bear master in the universe, is about to be shamed!"

"After all, Gigantaization was introduced, and the Armor Island DLC was added...Master Ma, this is an epic enhancement."

"It's not a big problem."

Teacher Lu stopped pretending, smiled, and fixed his eyes:

"Because to me, 'dynamization' is also strengthening."

"????"

"It's broken, Teacher Lu put it on!"

"Chong Duck, the universe's number one cutest shell cutie, martial arts bear master!"

"Fiery Roaring Tiger: Is it true that a new generation will replace the old?"

"Lu Bao, let me kill you!"

...

There will be another chapter later, and the battle will be finished.