I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Monday, April 5.

"Teacher Lu teaches you to fight 15: Snow Team" on the homepage to meet the water friends as scheduled.

"coming!"

"While no one is watching, I'll make an extremely giant dash first."

"Did you buy a house at Station B?"

Before clicking on the video, there are already hot comments in the comment area.

[For a patient who is seriously ill and has a 90% chance of success in surgery.

"Be careful." It was an ordinary player.

"Let other patients operate first." It is a poisoned milk powder player.

"It's over, let's get cold." It was Teacher Lu. 】

"I just laughed out loud. 』

"Isn't it better to let Polkbi be the chief surgeon? 』

"Pokeby is the chief surgeon? Teacher Lu directly whipped out a guillotine! 』

Apart from ridiculing, the water friends couldn't help feeling a little more sad and sympathetic towards Lu Bao.

But in this video, "Blizzard" freezes the "Gigamax" Budo Bear, and the audience is boiling.

"Stand up, Teacher Lu, stand up!"

"This can actually be frozen, who the hell are you?!"

"The probability of freezing is not scientific at all!"

The few ice-type trainers who saw Mr. Lu's "Snow Team" burst into tears.

"The ice element has the strongest control, even has the instant kill effect, but the resistance is at the bottom of the 18 attributes... High rewards and high risks, maybe this is the ice element."

"Frozen comeback in a desperate situation! This is the soul of the Xuetian team!"

"Mr. Lu can freeze the opponent, so why should I give up...Thank you, Mr. Lu, for letting me find a reason to stick to the ice element!"

Trainers are usually divided into two types of trainers who specialize in a certain department, or those who are balanced in all departments.

The strength of ice-type garbage, worrying hit rate, poor resistance... people have always been criticized.

This also makes trainers who specialize in the ice system often have the idea of ​​giving up.

But at this moment, when Mr. Lu's Rotom froze on the opposite side, their chests ignited flames again.

"Freeze, don't elbow!"

"Master Qinghui! Now take my grandpa's Laplace and go to the Viki Pan Gym to smash the green!"

"Sister Ke Na gave her thumbs up. I didn't expect Mr. Lu's snow team to be so professional."

If we say that the key word in the last issue was "faith".

Believe that those Pokémon with worrying race values ​​can also enter the stage of master battles.

Then the key word of this issue of "Snow Team" is "persistence".

In desperation, a blizzard freezes the opponent.

Without indomitable tenacity, how dare you start the "Snow Team" in a black face.

"I always love Alola Nine Tails!"

"Although Team Snow is not as brave as Team Sunny...but Laplace and Ice Nine-Tails are so cute."

"The gill ichthyosaur sheds tears, the damage is done by me, but the popularity belongs to you..."

And when Mr. Lu's must-have guest in each issue, the billiard boy, appeared on the stage, the water friends couldn't help laughing.

"Does Teacher Lu have a grudge against the trainers of the Sunny Sky team...Take the Sunny Sky team as a negative teaching material every day."

"I understand. Teacher Lu is asking everyone to choose the Pokémon that suits them. Don't blindly follow strength and textbooks!"

"Shhhhhh."

"Teacher Lu has worked hard!"

In less than a day, the number of broadcasts exceeded one million, and many water friends have noticed Mr. Lu's careful thoughts——

"Pokemon: Fire Red" will be released in May. Based on the simulated battle, a story mode is introduced.

Teacher Lu made the video at this time, which also meant to promote Xinyou.

"If you don't update the Ptcg card pool, come here and do nothing?"

"Should be scolded, should be bought... a game from the Pokémon Company? I'll buy it!"

"I also watched the MV last time, the target is Pokémon Master, so passionate!"

The evaluation is mainly positive, mixed with a few comments questioning Qifan, which is also reasonable.

However, Teacher Lu's character is obvious to all.

In addition to fried fish ponds, dirty ones, occasional dishes that have to pick their feet, likes to sprinkle lemons to abuse dogs...

If it looks like this...uh...

Fuck? !

It turns out that the character is obvious to all, which means this!

In the chat group, several ice trainers thought together that the "Snow Team" was really scientific.

After all, heart rate, freezing rate, spike rate... all kinds of probabilities are superimposed together, and there will be a qualitative change.

However, it is very unscientific for Mr. Lu to use it.

Not only hit the vital point, but also frozen the opponent with a backhand!

"Do you also have a bond with the ice element?" Kona asked playfully.

"As we all know, Teacher Lu was a master of the ice system before using the hypnosis team." A Jin opened his mouth and came.

"You know how to use this trick?" Lu Ye was surprised.

A Jin chuckled: "Because there are grass, poison, steel, ground... This is a complete set."

Teacher Lu: "..."

The ground system is real.

Boss Sakagi also imparted a unique skill, "The Mystery of the Earth".

Geng Gui licks that textbook with his tongue every day... the words are almost licking bald.

Xiao Song said with a smile: "I don't think ordinary masters of the ice system are necessarily proficient in the snow system."

"In the Kanto area, there are very few trainers of the snow system." Qinglu said lightly, "There are many in the Sinnoh area, and there is also the Galar Snowfield, which is biased toward the cold zone."

Xiaoyin had no expression on his face, his eyes flickered slightly.

He thought of the severe cold old man who grew up in the ice system and had lived like a day for decades.

Although the methods were vile and the crimes were unmistakable... But his sculpted ice sculptures of family portraits and his hunched back once made Little Silver slightly shaken.

"He has also been persistent." Little Silver thought silently, "Persist in finding his own Pokémon."

...

Johto area, Kaji city.

This is a city of ice and snow that falls with snow all the year round.

In the deep mountains covered with snow, in the simple gymnasium.

An old man with a serious face was sitting in a wheelchair, carving a piece of solid ice with a 'Kang Dang'.

The ice sculpture gradually emerges in the shape of a small boar.

The little boar lying on the old man's lap snorted happily.

The arc of the old man's mouth flickered, and he pushed the wheelchair back to the clean, lifeless single room.

Once upon a time, the gymnasium was bustling with laughter, and there were children's laughter. Those laughter are full of warmth, seem to be able to melt the cold ice.

Uncle Liu had a serious face, sitting motionless in the wheelchair, and the little boar on his lap fell into a deep sleep.

From a distance, it looks like a cold ice sculpture.

Didi--

The sound of communication equipment adds a touch of modernity to the Kaji gymnasium.

Liu Bo's only means of communication with the outside world is these old friends.

"There is a junior who is very good at the snow team, and seems to be an illustrated book holder." The grandfather of the breeding house said.

"Team Snow..." Dr. Oki rubbed his chin, "Bearrich from Sinnoh?"

"What is it, Teacher Lu?" said the mother-in-law of the breeding house, "It still looks decent."

"Lu Ye." Dr. Oki said with a smile, "That's quite normal."

After all, it is this kid's talent.

Mr. Steel: "Xuecheng, aren't you going on a business trip these days?"

"Ah yes, go to Shuimai City and participate in an exhibition."

"Hey, my apprentice also brought a new type of citrus ball technology, don't lose to me."

"Hahaha, take the trophy if you want it, I still have dozens of them at home." Dr. Oki laughed.

"..." Mr. Steel.

"Snow Team." Uncle Liu said slowly, "It's not suitable for young people."

"They are weak-willed, they will retreat when they encounter setbacks, and they place their hopes on the fetters of the illusory. They don't know that the fragility of the ice system is its sharpness, and that is the sharp sword held by the trainer."

There was a dead silence in the chat group.

"Forget it, you don't understand." Liu Bo said coldly.

Grandma Juzi sneered and said, "Your words are really ugly, Uncle Liu."

Dr. Oki slandered in his heart, isn't it the same for you...

Liu Bo didn't answer.

Turn off the phone, lean on the wheelchair, and rest with your eyes closed.

Before his eyes appeared a thousand miles of frozen wilderness, a wounded Laplace and a frail boy.

The outside was gray, there was the whistling of ice and snow, and the noise of the radio.

The old man is dreaming of a snowstorm.

...

On Tuesday, April 6, the sky was clear and clear.

"Wow~" Wind Speed ​​Dog shook his fat body in the courtyard, his fiery red mane was really dazzling.

Teacher Lu is packing his luggage in the room.

"Mobile phone, elf ball, incubator...you don't need to bring these, just let the duck body hatch."

Trainer belt, black and red mitts, dark purple jacket, baseball cap.

Lu Ye pressed the brim of his hat, stood with Geng Gui in the mirror, and nodded in satisfaction:

"Pretty boy."

"Kou Jie! (*▽)" Geng Gui was shy in a "crayon Shin-chan" style.

In fact, Teacher Lu still has another set, the pink trainer suit on the way.

It was the winning style sent by Miss Melissa, a hoodie and cropped shorts.

Mainly pink, it is said to be the popular "cat boy".

"It's definitely suitable, very suitable, really!" Melissa sniffed heavily.

"...can you wipe off the drool first?"

"Hey, do you have any?" Melissa gracefully took out her handkerchief and smiled, "You really like to joke."

Lu Ye: "..."

My height of 1.8 meters doesn't go well with pink...

The hospitality was hard to come by, and the messenger bird delivered the gift to the door.

"Hey, are you here to deliver the courier today?" Lu Ye asked with a smile while supporting the mailbox with his other hand on his hip.

"Woo! (﹏)" Penguin covered his forehead with his hand.

The boss didn't allow me to resign, and I ended up throwing myself into the trap!

"Here, here is my tip." Lu Ye handed over a crystal clear energy cube.

Logically speaking, messenger birds are professionally trained and will not accept food.

But... what he gave was really delicious...

After a fierce ideological struggle.

The messenger bird took a mouthful of 'ahhh', the penguin's body shook, and its two wings kept flapping its body:

"Woo, woo woo!"

Lu Ye was slightly taken aback.

I thought to myself, I didn't poison myself either...

The next moment, the medicinal power gradually spread, and the little penguin showed a naive smile.

"Woo...(﹃)"

Lu Ye: "...Isn't it, too exciting?"

Looking at the back of the little penguin who is happy, picks up the bag, and goes away.

Teacher Lu fell into deep thought.

Shaking his head, Teacher Lu walked back into the room and picked up his shoulder bag.

"Let's go, let's take a boat to Shuimai City and travel with Mengmengda for three days!"

Wearing a "Geng Gui hat", Geng Gui floated beside Teacher Lu, waving his little fists happily.

"Kou Jie! (`▽)"

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