I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Tuesday, April 13th.

Given the huge prize money in all-around competition... this is second to none.

The weather is mainly sunny. On this dry and warm sunny day, it is also a good choice to participate in sports events and work up a comfortable sweat.

Lu Ye filled out the registration information on the official website with Kirbymon as the promotional poster.

The content of the poster is: Kirby is wearing a headband and jumping over the hurdles with great momentum, seeming to say, ‘If you win, you can have a big meal! ’

Lu Ye: "... quite passionate."

Unexpectedly, the official website also has a sports forum, where most of the content discussed is:

"The Electric Beasts will definitely win the league championship this year!"

"Can the Electric Beast Team win? You can't win, you don't have the ability, you know?"

"Losing to the Magikarp team and losing to the Gem Starfish team, how do you explain this? I'm so shameless!"

The posts contain a variety of content, mostly related to Pokémon sports. Similar posts include:

"This year's all-around competition medal predictions."

"Grand Slam player Akin may compete again."

"Personal analysis of triathlon dark horse player--Ash!"

Lu Ye was stunned and clicked on the last post out of curiosity.

[Triathlon is divided into three events: swimming, riding (Pokémon or bicycle), and long-distance running.

Generally speaking, the physical fitness of Pokémon determines the ranking of the first two events. But in long-distance running events, trainers need to join the long-distance running in person.

According to my observation of Xiaozhi, he is very likely to widen the gap in the final long run and sprint to win the championship! 】

"Stop joking, no matter how fast a human can be, can he be faster than a Pokémon?"

"It's already pretty good for an untrained player to not be left behind in the front."

"Relying on sprinting to make a comeback? Impossible, because humans have limits!"

The sense of immersion is very strong, Teacher Lu already has a picture in front of his eyes.

For other combinations, the trainer may let the Pokémon run first so that the final result will not lag behind.

Ash must have been carrying Pikachu and sprinting all the way, shocking passers-by.

"It's so scary."

Lu Ye murmured: "Dr. Omu should really take a slice and study Xiaozhi..."

I strongly suspect that Xiaozhi was able to recover so quickly after being shocked because he secretly learned the "self-regeneration" move!

At two o'clock in the afternoon, not long after filling out the registration information, the organizer called Lu Ye.

She was a gentle woman, her voice sounded a little excited, and she told Teacher Lu that she could compete as a 'star trainer'.

"Will the bonus be higher this way?" Lu Ye asked.

"No." The other party replied, "But we will pay you an additional appearance fee."

"Then I have no objection." Lu Ye agreed readily.

It's a good meal, not shabby.

Dandi has received so many endorsements due to his outfit.

It’s not like some Grand Slam players can’t even get endorsements, right?

"The organizer didn't invite me!"

Ah Jin slapped the table and said: "Obviously I am also a star trainer, why don't I get an appearance fee!"

"From a business perspective, the character of the spokesperson is also very important." Xiaolan covered her mouth and said with a smile.

"If it were a snooker competition," Crystal comforted, "someone would probably ask you to endorse it."

Xiaoyin sent a ‘1s’ voice: “Pfft.”

[Group member ‘Xiaoyin’ withdrew a message. 】

Yulongdu: "Red and fiery, in a trance."

Xiaoqian: "o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓hahaha"

Ah Jin: "You guys are laughing too loudly!"

"The Flowing Water is about to arrive at the Lighthouse of Qiancong City." Ma Zhishi said with a cigar in his mouth, "Hurry up if you want to board the ship."

"Ma, be here soon!" Ami called softly.

" @Teacher Lu, let's go to the venue together." Xiaozhi said, "I happened to pass by Zhuqing City on my trip."

Lu Ye was about to agree.

It suddenly occurred to me that it would be inappropriate to travel with Xiaozhi in the near future for fear of causing trouble.

"I've already set off." Lu Ye said casually, "Just take the train there, it's faster than a flight."

"That's right." Xiaozhi scratched his head and grinned, "Speaking of which, Pikachu and I will never lose in this kind of sporting event!"

"You are very courageous." Xiao Qian said, "But this year's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it is said that there will be a mysterious guest appearing."

"Mysterious guest?" asked a strange ID.

"Mysterious guest?" poor girl Ah Li asked.

Lu Ye pondered for a moment and said: "Chengdu celebration... the guest can't be that guy Adu, right?"

"Haha, it's not me. You'll know when you get there." A'Du said cheerfully.

"I've already gone over first." Crystal smiled and said, "I'm going to help the staff of the Johto Festival."

" @Crystal, remember to come and help me~" Xiao Lan covered her mouth and smiled, "I have stocked up on a lot of goods, I will definitely make a lot of money this time!"

"No problem~" Kristal said.

The all-around competition is held in a small town outside Jiayuan City. It is said that there is a large venue that can accommodate 70,000 people.

With nothing to do, Lu Ye lay on the sofa, masturbating Fairy Eevee, and did his homework in advance.

The events are divided into five categories: jumping, endurance, speed, strength and skills, with a total of five gold medals.

All-star players will also join these events, such as Ami’s big steel snake participating in the sumo competition, and Xiao Akane’s big milk tank participating in the cross-country competition...

"This is too outrageous."

Luye had a complicated look on his face, "Big Steel Snake is going to participate in sumo wrestling? Doesn't that mean he has to use Kirbymon to compete?"

"Ouch! ()" The wind speed dog poked its big head, and the tip of its moist nose arched Lu Ye.

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment, suddenly enlightened.

My wind speed dog can participate in the three major categories of endurance, speed and strength at the same time!

After all, as an all-star player, you can't fail to win even a gold medal.

But in addition to Ah Jin, a Grand Slam player, there is also a monster like Xiaozhi...

"The difficulty of this all-around competition."

Lu Ye wiped his cold sweat, "It's much higher than the baby cup!"

…

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the lunch box consisted of egg and ham sandwiches and fresh tree juice.

Lu Ye carried his shoulder bag and Poke Ball on his waist, and got on the train to Asakon Town.

The trains are powered by electric dragons.

In the spacious carriage, there were actually two boys in shorts, fighting with Mukeer using snake-print bears.

It is said that the custom in Hezhong is that even if you take the subway, you will not miss the opportunity to battle Pokémon.

Lu Ye held his face and watched for a while, restraining himself from participating in the show himself, and chewed his sandwich silently.

Luye \u0026 Gengar: (￣～￣)

As we neared the station, an old man's cell phone rang, "The decision is yours!" 》The passionate drumbeat.

Lu Zhi was in a cheerful mood and walked onto the platform as the carriages passed by behind him.

The electronic screen on the stop sign said it was seven o'clock in the evening.

In order to prepare for the upcoming all-around competition, the town has set up a bus to the venue.

However, the journey is not too far, and there are also athletes training for triathlons, speeding past the roundabout on Duduli.

"Classmate Xiao Luo, navigate to the All-Around Arena."

Lu Ye put on his goggles, turned over and patted the wind speed dog's majestic mane.

"Full speed ahead!"

The man riding on Duduli is one of the seeded competitors in this year's triathlon.

"We must win the championship this year." The man gritted his teeth and leaned down, "There was a flash of lightning!"

"唳——" Duduli's body glowed with white light from his moves, and the sound of wind whizzed past his ears, and the man couldn't help but chuckle.

At this speed, this year’s champion is within reach——

Sa!

The man was stunned: "Did a big black mouse pass by just now?"

Duduli's three heads shrank into a ball, shivering: "Hey!"

That head doesn't look like a charging bear at all, it's clearly a charging beast!

…

Fireworks were blooming in the night sky, and a sonic boom monster was holding a concert on the stage outside the town. The residents danced enthusiastically.

"Kou Jie! (ω)" Geng Gui was eager to try.

"Rejected." Lu Ye said calmly, "I don't want this to turn into a 'serial disappearance incident at the concert'."

"There is only one truth, and the murderer is -" Rotom waved his mechanical arm and pointed at Gengar.

Geng Gui: "Kou Jie?"

Rotom moved the robotic arm again and pointed at a passing grass.

"It's you, walking grass, Lotto!"

Walking on grass is like being struck by lightning: "Lu~! Σ(°△°|||)︴"

Lu Ye held his forehead, you are just a sidekick, why don't you cooperate like this!

Besides, the appearance of walking grass from the Kanto region in Sinnoh is really suspicious!

The town is decorated with lights and colorful decorations. Due to the holding of the ‘Joto Cultural Festival’, local elements of Johto can be seen everywhere.

For example, the geisha culture of Yuanzhu City, the Moo Moo fresh milk specialty of Manjin City, the angry steamed buns of Kaji Town, etc.

Lu Ye and the little guys went shopping and ate, such as red bean taiyaki, marshmallows, three-color meatballs, etc. Whatever they bought, they stuffed it into the poke ball.

In the end, even the wind speed dog burped, so Lu Ye had to give up.

"Kou Jie...(*⊙~⊙)" Gengar licked the Mega Stone with the tip of his tongue as if tasting dessert after a meal, floating next to Lu Ye.

In the center of the celebration, Lu Ye unexpectedly saw an acquaintance.

Ma Xiu, who wore huge wings and had black hair like waterfalls, showed a hint of surprise and surprise in her bright black eyes, and bowed respectfully:

"Teacher Lu."

"After you attended the last fashion show, you came here to promote it?"

"Yes." Ma Xiu said with a chuckle, "When the celebration is over, we will return to Kalos."

Behind Ma Xiu, the dancers in kimonos cast shy and curious glances. Seeing Lu Ye looking over, they all lowered their heads.

"By the way." Lu Ye asked, "Do you know where there is accommodation near here? Several hotels are full."

"If you don't mind, you can stay at my residence." Ma Xiu leaned forward and said, "It's a simple and humble house, but the hot water supply is sufficient."

"I'd better ask the organizers." Lu Ye pondered, "There should be a contestant village or something like that... When will the celebration end?"

Ma Xiu looked up at the sky and said, "At 11 o'clock, there will be an opening meeting at around 7 o'clock tomorrow morning, so most of the players have already rested."

Booming rock music could be heard from the lawn in the distance, and a battle celebration was taking place in the square where the bonfire was raised.

A beam of white light flew out from Lu Ye's waist, and Fairy Ibrahimovic went to brush monsters and level up: "Bu Yi! ( # ｀Pan)"

Lu Ye: "..."

Forget it, it can't be stopped, and there's no one around here who can defeat it.

A trace of surprise flashed in Ma Xiu's eyes. She didn't ask, but her tone became more respectful.

"Then I'll take my leave first, Teacher Lu."

A guest came to inquire about the kimono style. Ma Xiu bowed to say goodbye and went to negotiate with Shi Shiran.

Lu Ye was about to leave when he suddenly saw a burst of purple smoke rising from the far side, like sparks from a forest fire.

Dust was flying and flames were coming from the far side.

Ah Jin, wearing goggles, sat on the back of the fire beast running on all fours, yawning lazily:

"I'm so hungry. Why haven't I arrived yet?"

Beside him, a big milk jug ran round and happily with hooves, and a pink-haired girl sat on its back with furry hair:

"Ajin, the fire beast almost set my hair on fire!"

"Who told you to run too slow?"

"Damn it... stop!"

"Let's take the first step~"

Akin waved his hand to his temple, lowered his body, and Blastaro increased his speed again.

Xiao Qian was angry and shouted: "Big milk can, trample on it!"

"You woman, you actually use moves directly!" Ah Jin's eyes widened.

"You were the one who launched the sneak attack by throwing sand!"

"Look, Teacher Lu!" Ah Jin shouted.

"Don't try to cheat, just take my shot and roll!"

"I'm serious, it's really Teacher Lu!!"

Teacher Lu: "..."

In the surprised eyes of tourists around.

Lu Ye turned his back silently and slapped his hand to cover his face.

Stop shouting, I'm so unfamiliar...

…

The fire beast and the big milk jug stopped in front of Teacher Lu at the same time.

"Long time no see, Teacher Lu!" Ah Jin said with a smile.

Xiao Qian complained: "It's all my fault that Ah Jin took us the wrong way, otherwise we would have arrived in the afternoon."

"Who said that when the big milk tank is thirsty, it has to find a water source first?"

"Haha, I ran to the service area a few kilometers away when I was hungry, and someone still had the nerve to say it!"

The eyes of Xiao Qian and Ah Jin collided with sparks.

Lu Ye asked helplessly: "Didn't Ammi come with you?"

Both of them were stunned, and Xiao Qian said: "Miss Ami... seems to have gone to Jiayuan City. There happens to be a gorgeous contest today."

Lu Ye sighed lightly.

They are all guys who don't make people worry...

Suddenly, Xiaoqian's phone rang, and she answered the pink phone: "Hello, Miss Ami?"

Ah Jin is crossing his arms and moving his upper body. A beam of red light flew out from his waist.

"Hoktaro?"

"Boko!" Bokotaro's face was full of anger, then he looked at Lu Ye and grinned.

Lu Ye: "..."

The power of sister control is really great.

"Come out, Togepi." Lu Ye warned, "Don't run too far, don't get too tired from playing."

"Chajidu咿~ヾ(°°)"

With a bang, Togepi jumped out of the Poké Ball. Bokotaro's eyes suddenly brightened.

"Boko~(▽`)" carried Togepi and Togei Taro flying in the night sky and took his sister to play.

On the other side, Xiao Qian said: "Miss Ami, she is on the way and will be there soon."

"Okay." Lu Ye nodded, "Let's go back to the contestant village first. The staff should know where it is."

"I have to help Senior Xiaolan tomorrow." Ah Jin yawned, "I have to go to bed early."

It seems that this time, Xiao Lan is fully prepared and even has more helpers...

Lu Ye thought to himself: "We can only contact Miaomiao tomorrow to make them fully prepared!"

…

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