I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Night falls.

There was laughter and laughter in a certain food blogger’s live broadcast room.

"I won't fight if there's a king bomb, hey, I'll just play solo."

"If you don't understand, just ask. This is the live broadcast room of the charity God of Gamblers."

“Fast forward to my favorite ‘Wai Bi Wai Bi’ part!”

Teacher Lu’s live broadcast today is mainly about stand-alone games.

A large number of water friends poured into the live broadcast room, and while the barrage was flooding the screen, they asked about the recent iceberg incident.

"You don't really think that I saved the Sinnoh region."

Lu Ye said casually: "Then you guessed it right!"

In an instant, the barrage once again caused a small climax.

"I have never seen such a shameless person!"

"Lu Bao, the truth cannot be hidden, it will even show through your eyes."

"Is this actually Teacher Lu's deeds? I'm curious!"

Water friends are filled with subtle emotions of doubt, excitement, and disbelief.

Seeing that Teacher Lu changed the topic again, Danmaku couldn't help but sigh.

"Thanks for the big rocket 'given to Togepi', the boss is in good health."

Lu Ye opened the game simulator: "Send Togepi's command skill to the boss!"

Under Teacher Lu's instructions, Togepi in the picture shook his finger, and a cloud of purple "poisonous" mist floated out.

"It is recommended to change it to: classic reproduction."

"The boss is confused!"

"The poison is still missing, and he is the most 'Teacher Lu' hahahaha."

In a barrage of ‘boss rational consumption’, Teacher Lu answered the question:

"The tactical live broadcast is next... I am going to use Rainy Day Mie Ge."

"Mengmengda? Mengmengda has to work. Don't always think about watching Mengmengda. Go out more and catch Pokémon."

The barrage immediately replied:

"You think I'm watching cute characters, but actually I'm watching ghost treasures and duck treasures."

"Good guy, can I legally participate in the Baby Cup now?"

Teacher Lu glanced at the barrage and was slightly stunned.

"Duck pot..." Lu Ye said, "Ahem, Ya Bao is busy hatching eggs. Today, he mainly broadcasts horror games."

With that said, Teacher Lu asked Rotom to cut off the lights.

In the dark room, Teacher Lu was wearing headphones, with a serious face, and a grinning Gengar floating beside him.

This horror game ranks among the top sellers on the oras platform and is produced by Dewen Company. It is called "Escape from the Mansion".

In a dark forest, in a mansion overgrown with vines, there is a green-haired and gentle older female ghost floating.

What the player needs to do is to avoid the big sister and her auspicious eggs, find the ‘Purification Talisman’ in the mansion, and escape.

"Why run away? Just do it!"

Lu Ye turned to meet the green-haired elder sister.

"???"

"One cannot, at least one should not."

"Go ahead, this female ghost is so cute!"

The camera shook violently, and red blood stains appeared on the screen. The player was dragged away by the trouser leg by the lucky egg, leaving a row of blood stains.

"Did you be brought into the room by big sister?"

"Wouldn't that be better!"

At the end of the game, Lu Ye and Geng Gui looked at each other, and Geng Gui Jie smiled strangely.

"口桀~ヾ(≧≦*)ヾ"

"No, Gengar is too cute and cannot add to the scary atmosphere."

"It is recommended that the Pokémon Urban Legend 'White Hand' be the protagonist!"

Seeing this barrage, Lu Ye's expression changed slightly.

The "white hand" is an urban legend spread in the original Pokemon console.

When the player walks into the Aster Tower where Pokémon is buried, an NPC will say:

"Look behind you, there is a white hand. 』

Coupled with the weird BGM of Ziyuan Town, it gives players a chilling feeling down their spines. The official also played a corresponding joke in "Pokémon: Origins".

"Obviously, it's nonsense." Lu Ye thought.

Crunch——

Teacher Lu pushed away the gaming chair, took a deep breath, and continued the live broadcast.

In the dark room, Fairy Ibrahimovic turned his head slightly, his blue round pupils shining in the darkness.

Gengar also showed a silent smile, the smile stretched to the base of his tongue and gradually faded into the darkness.

Open the game and enter the mansion. A white shadow flashes across the screen.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The barrage reminded frantically:

"Anchor, look at your right shoulder, there is a white hand."

"Cabinet, cabinet in the back!"

There seemed to be some rustling, Lu Ye dropped his earphones and blurted out.

"Dnmd, I don't want to play anymore!"

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In the living room.

Onion Ranger tilted his head and looked at the elf egg under the white wings.

The elf egg kept shaking and the cracks gradually widened, which was obviously a sign that it was about to hatch.

"Gah!" Cong Youbing jumped to the ground happily and stared at the little guy who was about to be born.

The windlass——

The elf egg shook, and the little guy in the egg shell kept struggling, trying to break out.

This is truly cute out of the shell, so cute that Onion Youbing smiles silly.

"Gah~(`)"

The shaking elf egg attracted the attention of the other little guys.

The water arrow turtle stood up from the water tank with a splash, pushed up his sunglasses, and carefully inspected the situation of the elf eggs.

The wind speed dog ran around the living room excitedly, its tail wagging in the air.

"Gah!" Cong Youbing moved his duck paws, planning to go to the bedroom and call Teacher Lu over who was doing the live broadcast.

Crunch——

Cong Youbing pushed open the door and looked around the dark room, slightly confused.

Why don't you turn on the light?

In front of the dimly lit screen, Teacher Lu sat attentive and wearing headphones.

Onion Youbing knocked on the cabinet with a long onion, but it didn't attract his attention.

Immediately, Yaya stretched out his snow-white wings, holding a green onion in his hand, and gently touched Lu Ye's back.

In an instant, a chill surged into Teacher Lu's heart, spreading along his spine and throughout his body.

"Classmate Xiao Luo, turn on the lights!" Lu Ye said tremblingly.

Suddenly, the lights were bright.

Teacher Lu and Cong Youbing looked at each other and said nothing.

The barrage flooded the screen like crazy, with a series of ‘hahahahaha’ written out.

Watching the live broadcast, the corners of the iceberg-like Nazi's mouth rose crazily, and she couldn't help laughing in the end.

A Liu was so happy that his green hair was shaking; A Du also happily bought himself a cup of hot tea.

"Koujie~! ヾ(≧≦*)ヾ" Gengar helped Teacher Lu's shoulders.

Lu Ye was in a complicated mood, wiped his face, and said to Cong Youbing:

"Why did you come in?"

"Gah!" Onion Youbing pointed outside with his long green onion.

Teacher Lu reacted instantly: "Is it going to hatch?"

After receiving a nod from Cong Youbing, Lu Ye returned to the screen:

"Something happened today, so we're going to stop broadcasting in advance. The tactics will be broadcast live next time."

“Pokemon is on sale in May, so be sure to buy it!”

The screen in the live broadcast room went black at the speed of light, and fans were still recalling the effect of the program just now.

"Why can horror games be so delicious, hahaha."

"I make my own living, and no one can make a dime from me."

"Definitely next time!"

Saving the Sinnoh region, the Hero of the Rainbow, riding through Giratina... Mr. Lu, who was in a state of "cowardice", was thinking about the specific methods of stewing and braised in oil.

When he walked to the living room, the swaying elf egg of '诱边龹' attracted his attention.

Lu Ye sat cross-legged on the carpet in the living room, with the little guys surrounding the elf egg in the middle.

Several pairs of eyes stared at the elf egg, holding their breath.

"Chajiduyi~!" Togepi blinked and shook his two little hands happily.

I’m going to be a sister~!

"Kou Jie!" Geng Gui has even prepared teaching materials and cannot let his children lose at the starting line.

The Water Arrow Turtle thought, it would be better to test whether it is a Variety Monster first...

"Gah~! ()σ" Cong Youbing was so excited that tears filled his eyes.

My child, on the day you were born, the entire forest in Zhensha Town was calling your name!

One day, as a bastard, I will come to an end, and you will be crowned king!

In an inexplicable and solemn atmosphere, Teacher Lu prepared the cushions in advance.

Opening the live broadcast of the chat group, Lu Ye invited Ajin to come in and asked by the way:

"Is it okay if I just look at it?"

‘The one who hatched’ Ah Jin’s eyes widened, and when he saw the little guy who was about to hatch, he let out an excited ‘woohoo’.

"That's right! The moment when a Pokémon breaks out of its shell is the charm of life!" Ajin laughed.

In a daze, Teacher Lu was a little moved.

"Let's settle the bill for Ah Jin this time." Lu Zhiye thought.

Other members who entered the group live broadcast expressed surprise.

"So cute..." Ami looked at the gray-green obtuse angle protruding from the eggshell.

"It looks like Yukiras." Green said.

In an instant, Teacher Lu's expression became a little complicated.

Although Wu Song had already reminded himself...but this girl actually sent the quasi-god egg!

Gu... Lu Ye swallowed his saliva and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Whether you can afford it or not is a question...

"It is said that the young Kilas will eat an entire mine when it grows up."

Xiao Lan smiled and said: "It seems that Teacher Lu is quite wealthy!"

Teacher Lu looked complicated and laughed twice.

Could it be that the mines that I plan to earn from "Pokemon" should be handed over here? !

The 'cute out of the shell' young Kiras carefully probed the outside world without any hint of recklessness.

"Isn't Yukiras' character generally very irritable?" Crystal asked curiously.

"Aha." Ajin wiped his nose and explained professionally: "The personality of the hatched Pokémon follows the trainer!"

"I just watched Teacher Lu's live broadcast..." Ah Jin said with a smirk on his face, "Maybe it's a timid little Gilas."

Lu Ye: "..."

It's better to write down the canceled account again.

"The timid character..." Ruby said, "is not suitable for the cultivation of Young Kilas."

Lu Yeyuan noticed it and raised his eyebrows.

Not only is he unsuitable, he is simply the worst character for Laoban.

After all, Bankiras is famous for its violence and destructive power. Being timid will reduce its offensiveness and suffer some disadvantages in fighting for the weather.

but.

For Teacher Lu’s family, do they need such a cute baby? !

Lu Ye turned his attention to the struggling young Kiras.

In any case, the birth of this life deeply moved Teacher Lu.

The last time was when Togepi was born.

He was still thinking about handing it over to the Sinnoh Alliance if his personality didn't suit him... Now that he thought about it, there was no need at all.

"Maybe you're not the best little guy."

Lu Ye said softly:

"But you're the best little guy to me."

"Keep watching." Mikri put his hand on his chin and smiled gracefully, "Young Kilas will be born soon."

The green obtuse angle worked hard to stretch out from the eggshell, and two small hands reached out of the eggshell, trying to adjust the body like paddling water.

"You can't help, Teacher Lu." Ajin said seriously.

Lu Ye nodded slightly, and the eyes of the little guys flickered. An emotion called ‘hope’.

Immediately, Young Gilas stretched out his little hand to break the eggshell into pieces, and stuck out his head with a 'whoosh'.

"Yoji..."

Younggelas blinked, stuffed the eggshell fragments into his mouth vaguely, and started chewing.

Click, click, click——

"Hey?" Youkilas blinked his eyes, tilted his head slightly, holding the eggshell in his hand, as if chewing senbei.

In an instant, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

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