I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

May 3, 9 a.m.

"Pokemon" is released on time on the Oras platform.

Many employees of Dewen Company who worked overtime specifically applied for time off from the company.

The purpose is to set aside a free day so that you can go home and enjoy your own gaming time.

This game is based on the reputation of the Pokémon Company and has invited trainers such as Dr. Oak, Red Red, and Green Green to join in, maximizing the publicity effect.

The degree of warm-up is comparable to that of a certain cyberpunk masterpiece.

Of course, what determines the longevity of a game is ultimately the quality of the game itself.

Whether a conscientious company that started out as a stand-alone game can withstand the test of the market depends on this.

Many water friends have already purchased through the pre-sale and said in shock:

“There was no bounced ticket!”

"This May Day holiday, I will focus on Pokémon."

“Buy early and enjoy early…then get your money back!”

Oras provides players with a complete set of refund mechanisms, and the prostitutes are also ready to ‘refund as soon as they are happy’.

Fengyuan region, Zijin City.

Mr. Tiexuan is a senior member of the prostitution party and the revisionist party.

I got into this game right away.

"It can't be cracked."

Mr. Tie Xuan scratched his hair, "Is it still encrypted with Rotom..."

However, this does not prevent the old man from having fun.

"Start the game!" Tie Xuan shouted and pressed the external controller.

The first thing that catches the eye is the large logo of The Pokémon Company, a meteor falls, and a CG cutscene appears.

Gengar and Nidorino go head-to-head, with high-definition fighting animations and Gengar baring his teeth and laughing.

"Lu Ye really thinks Gengar is the company mascot."

Tie Xuan sighed and scratched his head: "Then what does this Nidorino mean..."

Fast forward, the game officially begins.

On the screen, Dr. Oki's old-fashioned appearance appeared, and he coughed pretending to be serious:

"This is our first meeting, please allow me to introduce myself."

Tie Xuan muttered: "I've seen him several times."

"I am a doctor who studies Pokémon. Everyone calls me Dr. Oak——"

The elf ball in Dr. Oak's hand opened, and a first-generation fiery red version of Charmander jumped out:

"In our world, there are Pokémon, one hundred, two hundred, three hundred..."

"There are countless Pokémon in this world, waiting for us to conquer, fight, and explore!"

It is obviously knowledge that has been known for a long time.

With Dr. Ohki's recognizable voice and commentary.

Tie Xuan unconsciously immersed himself in it, feeling a long-lost excitement.

This feeling... is like the excitement of getting your own beginner elf for the first time and about to embark on a journey!

There are many players who feel the same as Tie Xuan.

They may not be a true trainer.

But at least in this game, we can feel the charm of Pokémon together, and feel the emotions and bonds beyond the game.

Dr. Ohki smiled and said:

"Tell me your name—"

The prototype of the protagonist popped up on the screen, and Tie Xuan was stunned for a moment:

"Isn't this just red?"

Players expressed their opinions one after another.

“I feel like I’m immersed in it!”

"As expected of me, the strongest trainer!"

"It turns out that the legendary trainer started here!"

A secret base far away on the new island.

A man in a suit and tie sat in a shadowed room, stroking the cat next to his knee.

The corners of Sakaki's mouth curved, and a hint of expectation arose in his heart.

"It seems interesting..."

Select the default name and enter the game.

"Red is it-"

Dr. Omu laughed and said: "Also, this is my grandson, and he is also your friend and rival. His name is -"

A green man with one hand in his pocket appeared on the screen, looking proud.

The players are happy.

"Hahaha, Mr. Lu is publicly executed!"

"Since you were born in Jingchu, you should be named Jingchu..."

"You can actually name your rival? It's up to you, Wang Lanhua!"

In the chat group, the green, handsome and indifferent face was slightly broken. He looked at the chat history.

A Jin: "Hahaha, laugh to death, look at the name I chose!"

[His name is ‘Uncle Ah Jin is so handsome’, right? 】Dr. Omu asked, pointing to his grandson.

Green: "?"

A'Du: "It's booming and in a trance."

Xiaolan: "Pfft!"

[Group member ‘Ajin’ was banned by the administrator ‘Qinglu’ for 24 hours]

Officially enter the game.

The red character model began to shrink, and finally appeared in a narrow room.

The room is simply furnished, with only a bed, a game console, computer and TV.

Players who have just entered the game are full of curiosity about everything, as if they can find props by just digging around in the houses.

When Tie Xuan controls the character to check the TV, a row of prompt text is displayed.

[A movie is playing on the TV, and four boys are walking on the railroad tracks... It's time for me to go! 】

Let’s set off on our journey with Pokémon.

"Tears."

"Teacher Lu really knows Pokémon!"

"The social animal was suddenly moved... Life has various objective restrictions, but at least I can realize my dream in the game."

According to the game flow.

Then he went out to find Dr. Omu.

Receive your own royal family from Garlic Turtle, Squirtle, and Charmander.

Young players do not realize that this is actually a disguised difficulty choice.

According to Chi Ye's growth route, choosing Bulbasaur is the easiest way to pass the level.

But if you choose Charmander... it is equivalent to choosing Hell difficulty, and you will be tortured to death by Xiaogang and Xiaoxia.

Teacher Lu placed the Charmander in the center rather maliciously.

Players also showed strong enthusiasm.

"A real man must choose a flying fire-breathing dragon!"

"I have always liked Charmander, and my dream has come true. Thank you, Teacher Lu!"

Ah Jin also chose Charmander and looked curiously at Xiao Yin, who was playing on a handheld device.

"What did you choose?"

"Can't we steal the entire Yusan family?"

Xiao Yin frowned slightly and clicked his tongue: "The degree of freedom is still not high enough..."

Ajin:?

After receiving the initial elves.

In the game screen, Qinglu walked forward with one hand in his pocket and proposed a duel.

The players suddenly became interested and geared up.

"Watch me use Charmander to smash Squirtle to pieces!"

A burst of exciting electronic BGM symbolizes the start of the Pokémon battle.

But when the duel officially began, the players were dumbfounded.

"Damn it, this Squirtle is so powerful?!"

"This AI command will also make Squirtle shrink into its shell!"

"Brother Jie, no, Brother Jie!!"

Players who started with Charmander immediately felt the malice from the production team.

When Ah Jin's Charmander was pressed to the ground and rubbed by Squirtle.

Boss Sakaki who knows Red the best.

With the help of Bulbasaur, he has opened the Dark Gray Gym.

After the victory, look at the evolved Ivysaur bathed in white light.

Boss Sakaki was in a daze for a moment.

"Is this...his growth path?"

A trace of curvature curled up in the corner of Boss Sakaki's mouth.

"interesting."

**

Time passes quickly.

Players are immersed in this game and enjoy the fun of growing up with Pokémon.

Tie Xuan finally cleared the second gym, wiped the sweat from his forehead and smiled.

"Oops!" Tie Xuan shouted, "I forgot to refund!"

This is a high-quality game that deserves to be played.

Even the refund party will be immersed in it unconsciously, thus forgetting the length of the game.

Both the details and the plot show the sincerity of The Pokémon Company.

Of course, for players who choose Charmander, the game process is full of thorns and pain——

Even, there is a little pleasure of being tortured?

On major game forums, "Pokemon" has shot to the top of the list, and game reviews have given high ratings.

[The plot and gameplay are perfect, and the soundtrack is also quite amazing. It’s just that the BGM in Ziyuan Town is a bit eerie...]

【Blow it up! Teacher Lu’s games never disappoint! 】

[Undoubtedly a perfect work. Let’s talk about something off-topic. Karuna’s side job is a movie queen, Mikri’s side job is a gorgeous master, and this champion’s side job is a game producer, which is surprising. 】

Many evaluation media believe that Teacher Lu’s new game is expected to win the annual best award on the Oras platform.

On social media, a blockbuster tweet once again ignited public opinion.

[Dandi: A championship-level stand-alone game, the masterpiece of Teacher Lu. 】

Dandi was already very popular, and now it is a new game platform, attracting many users who were not aware of it before.

Fans of Dandi responded to his tweet one after another.

"Why can't my Charmander even fuck Squirtle!"

"Using Galar's champion Charizard to conquer the Kanto region? What a powerful official upstairs!"

"No one knows chafing better than the Champion of Galar!"

at the same time.

Station B has ushered in a new hot spot, which is the video related to "Pokemon".

Open various sections such as games, columns, ghosts and animals.

The speed pass party, the raiding party, and even the ghost animal area have finished products.

"World's Fastest Pass Record!" Just choose this Pokémon at the start! 》

"Detailed Strategy: Analysis of Dark Gray Gym Tactics and Countermeasures"

"Zhao Zhao's Wonderful Journey"

Lu Ye was also browsing these videos online and said cheerfully:

"The water friends are really talented!"

I thought there would be no similar memes in this world.

Unexpectedly, someone uploaded a video of his Charmander being suppressed by Squirtle to the Ghost Zone and dubbed it.

"Want to have an exciting Pokémon battle?"

"Please, I'm super brave, okay!"

"Is this little Charmander developing well... let me come to you!"

For a time, calling Squirtle ‘Brother Jie’ became widely circulated among the player community.

The fastest video to clear the level surpassed Teacher Lu’s ‘Rainy Day Destroy the Chorus’ and topped the list in the game area.

“I actually speed-passed it in one day.”

Lu Ye was slightly surprised and clicked on the speed pass video.

According to the UP owner, his job is to be a senior trainer.

The various tactical videos posted by Teacher Lu before are the best strategies for speedrunning players.

"Is this the boss's world?"

"The difficulty of a game is determined by whether the producer can pass it."

"Teacher Lu can probably defeat the Four Heavenly Kings by himself using Substitute Shoudu... If you can't learn it, you can't learn it."

"Just keep leveling up... Damn it, why is Sakaki's level so high!"

The speedrunning video progression comes to Silver Tower.

The UP owner said helplessly: "Silver Tower is, in my opinion, the most difficult dungeon in this game."

"First of all, the average level of Boss Sakaki's team was 5 levels higher than my team at that time."

"Relying on drugs and rotation, I could barely stabilize the situation...but Boss Sakaki's Nidoqueen also has the most terrifying "earth cracking" move. "

"I suspect that Teacher Lu has modified the hit rate of "Earthquake"... and it actually kills my Pokémon instantly every time! "

"Or is it because I watched Teacher Lu's videos for too long and was affected by his luck?"

The barrage flew past a series of 2333 and distressed UP owners.

"As soon as I opened my mouth, I became an old water friend."

"As we all know, Teacher Lu's luck is unobservable."

Lu Ye was slightly startled and laughed dumbly.

I just leveled Sakaki up to the right level.

As for the dark face...this UP owner is clearly trying to taint the innocence of others!

I posted a question mark in the comment area, and Teacher Lu’s comment was immediately pushed to the front row.

"Master Ball!"

"Teacher Lu, please give money to the UP master!"

"The official reply is pretty good, hahaha."

**

That night, "Pokemon" appeared on the hot search list, and sales soared.

The income greatly exceeded Teacher Lu’s expectations.

The good news is that the food expenses for the little dinosaur will not be a problem in the near future.

Although I did not achieve my goal of retiring early...

But letting more people feel the charm of Pokémon is also Teacher Lu’s original intention.

“Yoji~~(￣~￣)”

In the villa in Golden City, Young Kiras was chewing the [Sandstone].

This is a rare mineral bought from Dawu...it cost Teacher Lu a lot of personal money.

However, the sales of new games are excellent.

Teacher Lu was excited and said that he could continue to buy Dawu’s collection!

"Hello, Teacher Lu?"

Ajin's carefree voice came from the microphone.

"The man named Dr. Xiuli has contacted us."

"I said I'm going to wait until the May Day holiday and the crowds decrease before setting off to inspect the ruins!"

This is quite thoughtful. Lu Ye asked curiously:

"Xiao Yin is still staying at your house?"

"Yes, he will go with me."

Ah Jin glanced at the red-haired boy who was paying close attention, and suddenly whispered:

"He looks taller than me..."

Kogin has always regarded Sakaki as a target that he needs to defeat.

Confronting Sakaki, even in the game, may have been Kogin's vision.

Lu Ye was stunned: "How far has he progressed?"

"He saw that speedrun guide... He's about to get to Silver Tower."

Before he finished speaking, Ah Jin took his mobile phone and looked at Xiao Yin with a paralyzed face.

Xiao Yin was gritting his teeth and gripping the handle tightly. The prompt "Everything went dark" appeared on the screen.

Ah Jin's expression was complicated: "Hey...don't be too arrogant..."

Xiao Yin's eyes were determined, staring at the man in the black trench coat on the screen.

"Come again!"

…

New island, Team Rocket base.

Sakaki has only scratched the surface of the game.

Wearing a black coat, he slowly stood up and put a black hood on his head.

The scenes in the game correspond to scenes from the past.

But I am no longer the Sakaki I used to be.

At this moment, there are more important things that need to be solved urgently.

In the virtual projection, the tired face of the real bird appeared, and she reported:

"The information on the Alfu ruins has been sorted out..."

"Thanks for your hard work."

Sakaki nodded slightly, "Open the control system of that flying fortress."

Zhenniao was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and said: "I understand."

Among the black technologies in the Pokémon world, there are many flying devices.

Take Sakaki, for example, who owns an aerial battleship.

And this air battleship was the place where he had fought against Crimson.

The night wind howled, and the hatch of the base opened.

The huge ship disappeared in the night, and the sound of its engine was like a beast roaring in the dark.

Sakaki held down the black hood and closed his eyes.

A cold red-haired boy and a humble black-haired trainer appeared before his eyes.

Some things must be solved by me personally.

Even if it is the resurrected ancient god, I have a reason to stand before it.

because.

The figure of Xiao Gin appeared in Sakaki's mind.

He opened his eyes suddenly, and his eyes stood out sharply in the dark night.

I am Sakaki of the Earth.

"Full speed ahead."

Sakaki stood on the deck of the ship, looking out at the sea of ​​clouds, and said solemnly:

"Target, Alfu ruins!"

…

Trainer Diary, 4.25. Today’s update, I’m extremely sorry o(╥﹏╥)o. The recent completion of the project has made Kitagawa very worried, but the outline has been laid out, which will ensure a good ending to the Sinnoh chapter.