I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

According to what Teacher Lu always said, he and Yaya were the two most messed up people in the team.

At this moment, looking at the defeated Latios and Cong Youbing with firm eyes.

The expressions of the water friends changed slightly.

Do you call this a bastard? !

The barrage in the entire live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"The bastard from Teacher Lu's family killed the divine beast alone!?"

"Who dares to say that Yaya is a bastard!"

"Duck treasure, kill me!!"

Continuous fighting is another inverse attribute fighting.

No one expected that Yaya could actually accomplish the feat of killing gods.

The thrown lance was like a "Meteor Strike" that struck a fatal blow, which left a deep impression on the audience.

"Even if it's a divine beast, I'll kill it alone for you to see!"

"He actually even mastered the exclusive moves...it's so terrifying!"

As the King of Fighting, Shiba's eyes also flashed with surprise when he saw the shining "Meteor Strike".

He asked himself, his strange power was not completely sure that he could take on this move.

What's more, the item carried by the Onion Rangers is [Green Onion], which increases the heart rate, and the chance of hitting the vital point is quite considerable!

Exclusive props, exclusive moves, and venue blessings.

Even if you are a gangster, you can still carry the whole audience after wearing a three-piece suit!

"Gah~" Cong Youbing smoothed the messy feathers with his duck beak and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

What a risk~luckily I won~

Obviously the "fear" of the duck is not the same thing as the "fear" of the water arrow turtle.

But the form shown by both is to kill the opponent violently.

Lu Ye touched his chin.

Why does it feel like Yaya has almost gathered all three colors of domineering...

One mouthful is so scary, and one knife represents a legendary elf?

At the edge of the stands, Xiaozhi's eyes flickered, and he was deeply impressed by the handsome and brave Cong Youbing.

Ah Jin leaned on a billiard cue and used a comb to straighten his bangs, indifferently.

This Onion Ranger dared to kill even Arceus... let alone Latios.

Outside the court, Wu Song sighed deeply.

Did Latios fall directly into a coma?

It seems that it can’t accompany me to work overtime and reinforce the light wall!

On the large screen that stood, Dakdo's four Poké Balls dimmed, including Latios.

Dakto frowned slightly, took Latios back into the Poké Ball, and silently thought about the next Pokémon.

"Gah!"

Although Cong Youbing's physical strength was at an end, he still maintained an elegant demeanor and remained calm.

It was clear that the health bar was almost bottomed out, but the look on his face was like "I want to fight ten more!"

The water arrow turtle is just having fun, and the truth is the king, but I still have to watch!

Lu Ye smiled dumbly, but took out the commemorative ball and rotated it off the field.

Bathed in red light, Cong Youbing held his sword and shield and made an elegant exit.

One wears three, and the whole body retreats.

"Gah! ()σ"

Cong Youbing finally didn't hold back and secretly laughed out loud.

This time the outfit is done, you can go back to sleep~!

Beside the stands, Kojiro hung the sales column and asked curiously: "What did the cadre's Green Ranger say?"

"I didn't hear it clearly, Meow~" Meow Meow said, "But it must be like those great swordsmen who recited some poems, Meow~"

"Guest, what do you want..." Musashi was smiling apologetically, then his face changed: "Little, little devil..."

Kojiro quickly covered his mouth and said with a smile: "There are food, drinks, and player peripherals~"

Xiba's eyes suddenly froze, exuding murderous intent: "It's actually an angry steamed bun!"

The trio were startled: "Eh?"

Xiba said solemnly: "I've got it all covered!"

"Pika?" Pikachu scratched his head, feeling that these three people looked familiar.

Xiaozhi didn't realize it and said with a smile: "I want two hot dogs, please!"

"That's great..." Xiaolan held her chin and sighed, looking like she was burning out: "If I hadn't been frustrated before, I should have been selling goods in the venue."

"Nowadays, everyone pays attention to high quality and low price." Ah Jin laughed and said: "Xiaolan actually has no talent for doing business at all, haha!"

Siblings Xiaolan and Xiaoyin glanced over with a look of 'kill you'.

"Let's continue watching the game." Ah Jin said with a grin without realizing it.

On the field, Dakdo sent out the fifth Pokémon, Diga Sea Lion.

Diga is a water- and ice-type Pokémon with thick fat and two sharp fangs.

To face the Diya Sea Lion, Teacher Lu sent out the huge Wind Speed ​​Dog.

"Ouch!" When the wind speed dog landed, he bared his teeth and his mane glowed golden in the sun.

"Diya sea lion, use surf!" Dakdo said.

"Roar!!" The thick fins of the Diya sea lion slapped the ground angrily, and the water energy formed a row of turbulent waves, and the roaring waves rolled over!

"Ouch!" A bright beam of light gathered in Wind Speed ​​Dog's mouth and shot into the sky.

The beam of light broke through the clouds, revealing the scorching sun, and it was the "Sunny Day" move!

The momentum of the wave was slightly weaker, but the wind speed dog remained motionless and crashed into the wave with a 'bang'.

The big waves seemed to hit the rocks, splashing countless pieces of foam!

"Ouch~" The wind speed dog shook his big head, shook off the water droplets on his body, and bared his teeth to gather the crystal light beam.

Mr. Lu’s Wind Speed ​​Dog has many moves like “Sun Beam” that can expand the attack surface!

A series of question marks flew through the barrage.

"Ning, like Alchemy, does the Fire Pokémon also bring the Giant Grassland?"

“You can’t surf at all!”

Under a clear sky, the "Sun Beam" does not need to accumulate power, a sharp beam of light is released, and it hits the God's Tooth Sea Lion!

boom! !

"Roar..." The Diya sea lion let out a painful roar as its whole body was burned by the sun.

At the same moment, Wind Speed ​​Dog moved its vigorous limbs, and "overheated" golden fire surged all over his body!

boom! !

In Dakdo's half, the grass field suddenly turned into a sea of ​​fire, with scorching heat rising.

The Diya sea lion waved its fat tail fin, and the "waterfall" turned into raging water, but it was unable to withstand the charge!

Bang! !

There was a burst of steaming water mist, and the sea of ​​​​fire gradually extinguished, leaving only the charred field and the ring-eyed Diya sea lion.

"Diya sea lion has lost the ability to fight!" The commentator waved the flag.

Dakoto took a deep breath, took back the Diya Sea Lion, and silently clenched the Poké Ball in his hand.

On the big screen, there was only the last Pokémon left in Dakto.

"It's actually 5:0?!"

"Teacher Lu is going to give the Beast Man a zero seal!"

"Damn brother Meng, this one has Tongtiandai!"

Among the shadows on the soles of Darko's feet, Darkrai slowly emerged, with white mist billowing and a cold look on his face.

"It seems I have to take action."

"I'm worried that Teacher Lu has brought "sleep talk" to every Pokémon. "Dakdo whispered.

According to Teacher Lu's quality, this is obviously something he can do!

Darkrai: "..."

I'm going to beat your mother, can you please surrender? ?

Dakdo's face was stern, and Teacher Lu's strength far exceeded his expectations.

But Darkrai might be able to take a few bites from Teacher Lu.

It was a bit embarrassing to be shut out in the semi-finals!

Dakto held the elf ball tightly and said with focused eyes:

"Darkrai, the decision is yours!"

Black fog filled the field, and Darkrai reluctantly appeared, with sharp claws and a black belt behind him swaying in the wind.

"Contestant Dakdo has sent out his representative Pokémon, Darkrai!" the commentator said.

There was a gasp from the audience.

Nightmare God easily swept through six opponents' Pokémon in the elimination round, leaving a deep impression on the audience.

More importantly, Darkrai's "Dark Hole", which is almost 100% hypnotic, combined with "Dream Eater" to restore blood, is of extremely poor quality!

"You can't really let five chase six..."

"What are you implying, bastard?"

"Senbu is in a hurry, the Fairy type beats up the Nightmare God!"

"Leave Darkrai at the end?" Lu Ye asked.

Dakdo replied in a low voice: "It is possible to win."

Lu Ye was slightly startled.

What you said makes sense!

It seems that I have to go all out!

"Kou Jie?"

The little fat man, who was usually drinking Bing Kuo Luo and watching a movie in the shadows, looked up blankly.

Gengar sensed the "superpower" from the trainer.

All units are prepared, the Level 1 Dark Hole has been deployed!

"Gengar." Lu Ye said, "The decision is yours!"

"Koujie~()"

Gengar jumped out of the shadow eagerly, stuck out his tongue, and 'DuangDuang' flicked his long tongue!

A series of barrages suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room.

"How could there be such a cute Broken Shell Moe like Gengar?"

"Fighting to fight super powers, ghost type to fight evil...Does Teacher Lu want to compete for the title of 'Master of Reverse Attributes'?"

"The Lord of Shadows is me, Gengar!"

Seeing Gengar on the stage, Darkrai's expression suddenly changed.

Turning his head to look at the trainer, Dakdo nodded sternly.

Darkrai gritted his teeth.

If you fight hard, you will win if you don't get killed instantly!

The same Darkrai has a very different temperament and strength.

But it is certain that both Gengar and Darkrai are good at hypnosis!

"It's time to witness the bond between the hypnosis team and the trainer!"

"But super-power hypnosis is ineffective against Darkrai..."

"You can still pull out a dark hole and kill Darkrai?!"

The three lone club members finally found the opportunity to burst into cheers in the breathless venue.

Darkrai's expression gradually became weird.

Speaking of which, you may not believe it... the Gengar on the opposite side can really do this!

Dakoto looked grim, waiting for the moment when the referee's whistle blew.

"The battle begins!" the referee's whistle sounded.

Dakoto quickly lifted up his cloak and said in a solemn voice: "Dark Hole!"

Darkrai's azure eyes sparkled, the mist surged, and his claws gathered into small black holes.

It was with this move that in the previous elimination round, Dakdo defeated six of his opponent's Pokémon!

The audience held their breath and suddenly opened their eyes in shock.

They heard life-questioning instructions.

"Gengar." Lu Ye commanded: "Dark Hole!"

audience:?

Referee \u0026 Commentator:? ?

Studio:? ? ?

"Are all the dark holes here?"

"Can Gengar really learn this trick?"

"Hypnosis doesn't work, so use a dark hole to hypnotize!?"

“I’m really yours, Gengar!!”

It's obviously Darkrai's exclusive move, but Gengar actually pulled out the same trump card?

Dark hole VS dark hole! !

Even...Gengar's Dark Hole still has the upper hand!

"Kou Jie~()" The dark and violent "Dark Hole" condensed in Gengar's hand, and the energy formed a black hole of nothingness under the strong gravity.

The surrounding gravel and weeds were involved in it, and the sound was so loud that the venue rumbled and shook!

Darkrai's body stiffened, he lowered his head and glanced at the "Dark Hole" in his hand, and his heart was shaken.

Why are you so skilled at your dark hole? !

Gengar, who once used this trick to kill Arceus alone, grinned:

"Kou Jie!"

The figure flashed and was thrown out of the black hole, and the dark hole in Darkrai's hand also flew out.

Two dark holes collided in the air, causing a violent roar! !

boom! !

Gengar's dark hole easily swallowed it up and continued flying towards Darkrai!

Dakdo, who had a stern face, could not help but tremble and pursed his lips.

Even Darkrai...can't withstand Gengar's blow?

Darkrai's pupils shrank, and the strong gravity tore its body, making it want to cry without tears.

I got up and was knocked out, what is there to say!

The dust and smoke dispersed, and everything was silent, as if it had just experienced an annihilation.

The audience had not yet come to their senses, looking at the center of the field with blank expressions.

"Kou Jie~" Geng Gui stood in the middle of the field and bared his teeth in a smile.

In front of it, Darkrai had fallen into a coma and lay on the ground!

After a long silence, the narrator said dryly:

"Player Lu, Lu Ye, Gengar instantly killed Darkrai."

"So, the player who won the semifinals is-"

In an instant, cheers suddenly broke out, and the whole place was boiling.

"Teacher Lu!!!"

"It's seconds, Gengar actually killed Darkrai!!"

"I even learned about the dark hole - Teacher Lu is so damn connected to the hypnosis team!"

"Beast Man? Kill the Beast Man violently!!"

As the audience cheered, Dakdo's last Poké Ball dimmed on the screen.

In the semi-finals of the Suzuli Conference, they swept Dakdo 6:0.

Onion Youbing and Gengar even completed the record of single-handedly killing gods!

"I would like to call Teacher Lu the real beast man!"

"Guide Cong and learn from Gengar! You have to keep working hard~!"

In a burst of boiling cheers.

Da Keduo let out a long breath and stepped forward to shake hands with Teacher Lu.

"Well done." Lu Ye said with a smile.

Da Keduo was startled and smiled helplessly: "I have benefited a lot."

Whether it was tactical use or cultivation areas, Dakdo felt a deep gap.

Perhaps on the road of being a trainer, I will never be able to keep up with Teacher Lu.

But at least... I am still the champion of the PTCG World Championship!

Dakto's eyes were stern and he said: "I hope there will be a chance to play with your card next time!"

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment.

Feelings, you still want to play cards!

"There will be a chance." Lu Ye smiled.

The semi-finals of the Lily of the Valley Conference have come to an end.

Teacher Lu swept past the mythical beast Dakdo and easily advanced to the finals!

On the Lily of the Valley Conference forum that day, "The God-Slaying Onion Rangers" and "The Gengar Who Can Dark Hole" became the hottest topics.

"You call Yaya a bastard?"

"This Darkrai was smashed to pieces by the dark hole of his own race... won't he be ridiculed?"

"We can't generalize between Darkrai. I was once crushed to pieces by Gengar with a Dark Hole when I was extremely angry!"

"The sword points to the finals of the Lily of the Valley Conference, and the duck pot is for me to kill!!"

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