I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

"Miao Miao's Song" is one of Teacher Lu's favorite EDs before. When I hear Miao Miao playing and singing live, I have a different feeling.

The relationship between humans and Pokémon is not a simple ‘conquering’ relationship: family, comrades, companions…

Miao Miao's relationship experience was not smooth, but fortunately, he met Musashi, Kojiro, and Guo Ranweng.

And, a cadre who is obsessed with money but unexpectedly reliable.

Miaomiao glanced at Teacher Lu next to her, pursed her lips, and said nothing, then turned to look at her companions off the stage.

I saw Kojiro with his hands on his hips and nodding in relief; Musashi folded his arms with a proud look on his face that said, "It's very good."

Meow Meow grabbed the microphone and said:

"Thank you all, meow... and special thanks to my companions and Qian... cough, and Teacher Lu, meow~"

Applause rang out again, and the Liyong Municipal Theater Director, who presented the score of "Ancient Song" to Teacher Lu, smiled kindly.

Just like the lyrics of "Meow Meow Song", when you are alone, you are so lonely.

But as long as I stay with my companions, I can always smile again.

Meowth jumped off the stage lightly, followed by Meloetta who made her final appearance.

"Melo~" Meloetta tugged at Lu Ye's sleeves.

"Should I be there too?"

"Melo!" Meloetta touched her chest with her hands, her bright eyes showing seriousness, and nodded gently.

Just like the performances of coordinators, Pokémon can perform even more spectacularly when a coordinator is present.

The current musical theater stage is a naturally gorgeous performance venue.

Lu Ye, who was wearing a black formal suit, glanced at the expectant audience below the stage, and his eyes met the smiling Sirona.

Sirona crossed her arms, raised her eyebrows slightly, and raised a smile at the corner of her mouth, as if to say, "Start your performance."

In fact, Zhulan is also looking forward to Lu Ye's performance...

For a trainer, being a coordinator can undoubtedly increase the charm value.

Crash--

Applause rang out again, Lu Ye stood under the spotlight, turned around and said: "Classmate Xiao Luo, turn on the recording mode!"

Go back to the music area, or upload it to the official website of Carlos' Pokémon Short Film, and you may be able to unlock a new career [Pokémon Performer].

"Beep beep...got it, Lotto~"

The Rotom illustrations were flying around the stage, and the camera showed a close-up of Meloetta with her eyes closed and concentrating.

"Mello..."

Meloetta floated quietly in the air, her hair as smooth as ocean waves swaying gently, her eyes closed and facing the 'microphone' on the side of her face.

Off the stage, Bai Lu said softly: "So beautiful..."

Heilian commented seriously: "After all, it is a Pokémon known for its art, aesthetics, and music."

Heilian was given the nickname "Humanoid Self-Propelling Illustrated Book". He can immediately answer the characteristics of any Pokémon and is very good at tactical coordination. If Teacher Lu hadn't been too dirty, he wouldn't have been defeated in the academy battle.

The lights were shining, and in front of the black curtain decorated with sequins, Lu Ye said:

"Next, is the third piece of this concert..."

""Ancient Song""

In an instant, the theater director's eyes lit up and he sat upright.

When he handed the score of "Ancient Song" to Lu Ye, he had expected to hear that piece of music again, but he didn't expect that day to come so soon.

Come to think of it...it was that young man who gained Meloetta's approval and established a bond between them.

The director of the theater put his hands on his knees and listened attentively. While feeling lucky, he also felt nostalgic for the past.

On the stage, Lu Ye nodded slightly towards Meloetta, and the white light of the 'Superpower' in his vision connected the two like a thread.

"Melo~"

Meloetta floats high, and the melody turns into substantial golden light, blooming and intertwining on the stage, forming a tree-like light image.

On the extending treetop, there is a crystal clear golden apple, spinning slowly like glass, reflecting Meloetta's singing.

As the moving melody flowed in the theater, Wanlong blinked and looked at the golden apple.

"what is that?"

"Melody Berry is a light image woven by Meloetta with her superpower." Sirona put her hand on her chin, her eyes twinkling, "It is said that Meloetta can only condense such a scene when her performance is particularly successful."

"Such a thing happened! I have to write it down." Wanlong quickly wrote it down in a small notebook.

On the stage, as a coordinator, Lu Ye took out his grass flute and sang softly.

His figure was upright and his face was uncertain. Meloetta put her hands on her chest and sang while floating in the air:

"Melo~~"

The entire stage looks like a vibrant forest under Meloetta's "phantom light": the light interweaves into a golden river flowing slowly, the black-haired young man plays the grass flute with his back against the shade of the golden tree, and the treetops bear clear golden apples.

The golden apple symbolizes various images of 'beauty' and 'temptation', reflecting Meloetta's singing, and has the power to move people's hearts.

Pikachu lay on Ash's shoulder, his teeth hidden in Alice's hair, and stared blankly at Meloetta on the stage.

"Chajiduyi~"

Togepi sat next to Sirona, waving his little hands happily, and was patted on the head by Sirona with a smile.

Classmate Xiao Luo is still faithfully recording this performance.

"Upload this Pokémon short video. Teacher Lu's popularity in Kalos will probably surpass that of Hoenn's Coordination Champion Mikri." Xiao Ju'er said in amazement.

Pokémon short films are a specialty of Carlos. Performers upload videos of themselves and Pokémon performing to gain support and popularity.

Nazi nodded and said: "This is why every coordinator wants to conquer Meloetta."

Meloetta, which symbolizes art... is such a powerful blessing to coordinators and performers.

In the second half of the performance, the grass flute played by Lu Ye changed its melody, from melodious to cheerful.

The theater director's cloudy eyes revealed a glimmer of light.

Yes...this is it, the tune I've been looking for for years.

Only humans blessed by Meloetta can play the "Old Song"!

Meloetta slowly fell from the sky, her body glowed with white light, her eyes turned into garnet-like crystal orange, and she had an orange turban on her head.

Meloetta Dance Form!

Along with the singing, Meloetta danced gracefully, as if she was a dancer stepping out of a painting.

"This pair of partners shines on the stage." Xiao Ju'er said with a smile.

"...I'm looking forward to Geng Gui's performance later." Nazi said.

The entire audience was silent, watching the gorgeous performance of Teacher Lu and Meloetta.

When Meloetta stepped on the last beat, the clear golden apples turned into crystal crumbs and disappeared.

Meloetta stood gracefully on the stage, lifted up her dance skirt, and saluted with Teacher Lu who was leaning down.

After a moment of silence.

The musical theater burst into lasting applause.

Lu Ye let out a long breath and looked at Meloetta beside him.

Meloetta's little face was flushed, she put her hand on her chest and raised her bright cheek: "Melo~"

"It seems that the performance was a success." Lu Ye said with a smile.

"Mello!" Meloetta nodded with a smile.

To be fair, Teacher Lu also has selfish motives for holding concerts, and "Meow Meow Song" is one of them.

In addition, after promising Geng Gui for so long, it’s time to let Geng Gui speak out.

"The Song of Destruction is just to kill the fighting spirit, it won't really perish...right?" Lu Zhiye said.

The Rotom illustrated book floated to Lu Ye, "Beep beep... the recording is completed, Lotto!"

"Oh, just right, the editing task is left to you, classmate Xiao Luo~"

"Beep beep...I can't understand~ Lotto! Σ(дllll)"

It was getting late, and everyone was still immersed in Meloetta's performance just now.

Meloetta's wish to hold a concert was fulfilled, and the only thing left in Teacher Lu's journey in Hezhong was the opening ceremony of the "World Championship Youth Cup".

"It's Victini's turn then..."

Lu Ye thought, "Everyone has one home court... Well, that's fair!"

Xiao Juer is hesitating whether to invite Meloetta to perform a catwalk show.

Unlike the model Lu Lina who shoots outdoor advertisements, Xiao Juer's home court is the indoor T stage.

At this time, the theater door was pushed open, and a beam of light shone in. Everyone turned around and saw a figure standing against the light.

"Who are you...? Meow!" Meow said angrily.

How rude, I still want to hear Meloetta sing another song, meow!

Xiaozhi took out the illustration and scanned the shadow. The illustration flashed and said:

"Beep, Jigglypuff, Balloon Pokémon..."

"Jumpkin?" Ash and Team Rocket said in unison.

"Bah...ah! (`^)"

Jigglypuff puffed up his cheeks, as if he was complaining that he didn't ask me to sing.

Facing the shouting Meow, Jigglypuff ran up to Meow and slapped him savagely:

“Boom!”

"The familiar series of slaps~ Meow! (￣ε( # ￣)~"

Miao Miao covered the red side of her face and said with tears in her eyes.

"Hey, I've been putting up with you for a long time, Jigglypuff!" Musashi clenched his fists.

"You should limit your willfulness in moderation." Kojiro said helpfully.

"Bow!" Jigglypuff turned his head and turned around, still angry about not being invited.

"We don't know where you are either..." Xiaozhi scratched his head.

"Bola..." Jigglypuff raised his head.

"It said, this is your business, not Jigglypuff's business, meow~" Meowth translated.

Sirona looked at Jigglypuff, put her hand on her chin and thought for a moment, then suggested with a smile:

"In that case, we can let Jigglypuff sing on stage too!"

In an instant, several frightened eyes looked at Sirona.

Sirona was slightly startled, "What's the problem?"

"No..." Lu Ye looked strange.

In fact, when Jigglypuff started talking, no one there could stop him.

Instead of doing this, it is better to find a comfortable sleeping position to avoid stiff neck!

Under the curious eyes of the little guys, Jigglypuff jumped onto the stage like a ball and proudly took out the microphone:

"Bola!"

"Chajidu咿~ヾ(°°)" Togepi cheered in the audience.

"Nah! *(*)*" Victini looked left and right, but couldn't figure out where Jigglypuff took out the microphone.

"Kah...ヾ(■_■)" The Water Arrow Turtle stared at Jigglypuff, a drop of cold sweat streaking across his forehead.

Oops...what a strong sense of oppression!

Lu Ye returned to sit down next to Sirona, and was about to remind Meng Mengda when he saw Jigglypuff already holding the microphone in both hands.

"Good night."

Lu Ye only had time to say briefly.

Under the spotlight, Jigglypuff closed his eyes lightly, pointed into the microphone and sang:

"Boo~boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo~~"

The reverb-like singing voice echoed in the theater. Nazi rubbed her eyes and whispered:

"There's something abnormal about my mind power..."

Nazi held her face with her hands and fell into a deep sleep.

Lu Ye looked back at the superpower Na Zi with a subtle mood.

This Nazi is so mean...

I thought Jigglypuff’s singing was ineffective against people with super powers!

"Boo~boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo~~"

The lingering sound lingered, and Lu Ye relied on the power of the waveguide to barely stay awake, but saw that Xiaozhi was already fast asleep.

"Mello..."

Meloetta rubbed her sleepy eyes, lay on Lu Ye's lap, found a comfortable sleeping position and closed her eyes.

As sleepiness gradually began to creep up, Jigglypuff's singing came to his ears, and Lu Ye yawned:

"Hoarse~~"

Just as he closed his eyes, Lu Ye noticed something was wrong and opened his eyes suddenly.

Strange, can't sleep? !

Turning around, he saw the Water Arrow Turtle stretching out his trembling hand, using the last waveguide power to wake himself up. In his hand was a pack of all-purpose powder that could relieve the abnormal state.

"Ka... baa..."

The Blastoise lowered his hands and closed his eyes.

This is me, the last waveguide!

Lu Ye's eyes blurred unconsciously, he tried his best to take the all-purpose powder and pursed his lips.

I promise you, I won’t let you and your cute faces get painted, Blastoise!

Shiveringly, Lu Ye opened the paper package of all-purpose powder, looked at the bitter-smelling tree fruit powder, and swallowed.

The last time I met Jigglypuff, even the 'leftover fruits' that lifted me from sleep were ineffective against Jigglypuff's Song.

This all-purpose powder, which is so bitter and refreshing, is obviously an enhanced version.

For Jigglypuff, it has always been a dream to find an audience that can listen to its songs in full.

In the entire PM world, even the ‘soundproofing’ feature cannot stand up to Jigglypuff’s Song.

For Jigglypuff, it is difficult to find a close friend, which is also a very sad and lonely thing...

Lu Ye took a deep breath.

In order to listen to Jigglypuff's songs completely, it doesn't hurt to go through a little hardship!

Relying on the last trace of consciousness, Lu Ye poured the all-purpose powder into the mineral water, looked at the mineral water that gradually changed color, and his expression gradually became complicated...

"Boli..."

Jigglypuff was intoxicated by his own singing. He closed his eyes to enjoy it for a while, then opened his eyes expectantly.

In an instant, Jigglypuff puffed up his cheeks angrily, and his whole body swelled into a red balloon.

Everyone fell asleep again!

"Bola?!" Fatty was suddenly startled.

Wait, someone listened to my singing in full!

Lu Ye wiped the corners of his mouth, looked around, and said hoarsely:

"It's really tragic..."

Xiao Ju'er leaned on Na Zi's chest, and Wan Long leaned on Sirona's shoulder, and both fell asleep.

Lu Ye nodded slightly.

Fortunately, I escaped and saved everyone's faces from being painted!

"Boli~"

Jigglypuff jumped up to Lu Ye happily, raised his head, and looked at Lu Ye with his crystal big eyes.

"Do you still remember me? We met once in Kanto." Lu Ye said.

"Bola!"

"I'd like to state in advance that if I sing again, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it."

Lu Ye said: "But...as a reward for listening to the singing today, I'd better skip the graffiti thing."

Jigglypuff thought for a while, put the microphone back into his pink hair, raised his head and said, "Bow~"

Lu Ye was slightly startled.

"You mean, you want to be friends with me?"

"Bola!" Fatty stood on tiptoes, spun his balloon-like body in a circle, and nodded happily to Lu Ye.

Lu Ye pondered for a moment.

To be honest, Jigglypuff has a rambunctious personality and has a hard time getting along with the little guys.

But... if Jigglypuff is willing, he can also come to the coffee shop to play.

After all, I have a natural affection for the cute Jigglypuff.

Lu Ye leaned over and touched Fatty's furry forehead.

"We have been friends since we were in Kanto... You can come to Miare City to find me. Don't dare to say anything else. Shuguo is enough!"

Jigglypuff liked having his forehead stroked very much, so he narrowed his eyes and said, "Bow~"

Immediately, Jigglypuff took out the microphone, took off the cover to reveal the marker, and drew graffiti on the faces of the Rocket trio and Ash.

Ignoring the others, Jigglypuff put away his marker and stood at the entrance of the theater, turning around and waving to Lu Ye: "Bow~"

Does this count as giving yourself face?

Lu Ye laughed dumbly.

Among the mythical beasts in the PM world, Jigglypuff is probably one of them, in addition to Bear, Goran, and Pikachu.

Closing his eyes, Lu Ye felt the white light of the 'Super Power' connected with a round Pokémon, and couldn't help but be startled.

Fuck, when you play in a group in the future, you can bring Jigglypuff over to help!

…

After Jigglypuff left, everyone gradually woke up and yawned in unison.

Lu Ye briefly told Meng Mengda about Jigglypuff, and Sirona covered her mouth and yawned:

"Have a good sleep..."

Lu Ye looked around: "Looks like I need to cheer everyone up."

"What are you going to do?" Sirona said.

"Gengar!"

Lu Ye shouted: "The last song is left to you!"

"Kou Jie~! (`▽)"

Gengar jumped out of the shadows, holding the microphone high and showing his teeth happily.

After waiting for a long time, I finally waited until today!

Under the curious eyes of everyone, Gengar floated onto the stage, grinning and adjusting the microphone:

"Kou Jie~"

"What's this?"

"Earplugs." Lu Ye handed it to Sirona and put it on himself, saying expressionlessly, "You'll know later."

**

The next day, Nazi uploaded a recording of Gengar's "Song of Destruction" in the group chat.

Heilian and Xiao Juer, who were new members of the group, wisely did not click on it.

"What is this, heavy metal of death?!" Ma Zhishi said in horror.

"It's just Gengar's song of death." Nazi said coldly.

"I think it sounds very good!" Rock musician Homiga said with eyes shining.

A'Du: "I was wrong...I shouldn't have clicked it!"

"Is there another recording file of Jigglypuff?" Ajin asked curiously.

For the whole day that followed, no one saw Ah Jin bubbling up, and the group was surprisingly harmonious.

Lu Ye's mouth twitched.

This unlucky kid must have turned on the single loop mode!

But with Crystal and Xiaoyin here, there is no need to worry about anything happening to Ajin.

Kona thought boredly: "No one can be muted today... I'm not used to it."

According to the memory of Hinoken Gym Leader Kuren, he has a new understanding of the "Song of Destruction" move.

"The death songs of Lapras and Tanabata Bluebird are easy to understand. They will use their soft songs to make their opponents lose their will to fight."

Heilian said with emotion: "But there is another category, the song of destruction represented by Gengar."

"Not only does it have excellent effects and a wide range of attacks, it can also cause mental damage to the opponent!"

"Teacher Lu, you are indeed a master of killing songs!"

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