I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Kanto region, Zhenxin Town.

Xiaozhi has finished practicing with the green Silver Mountain and is preparing to leave for the Kalos region in order to participate in the Miare Conference in four months.

Thinking of new Pokémon and new adventures, Xiaozhi was so excited that he couldn't sleep. Until this morning, he was still using his mobile phone to check the illustrated information about the Kalos region.

"Pikachu, let's go to Miare City and visit Teacher Lu."

Xiaozhi stared at the phone screen on the bedside table and said, "He just smashed the meteorite a few days ago, and he must have returned to Kalos now."

"Pikachu..." Pikachu turned over on the bed.

Outside the window, Aunt Hanako shouted: "Xiao Zhi - come down and help dry the clothes!"

"I know, come down right now!"

Xiaozhi was about to get out of bed when he accidentally caught a glimpse of the push message on his phone and was slightly startled.

[The live broadcast room you are following, 'Have Teacher Lu eaten today?' is now on the air...]

Xiaozhi curiously clicked on the homepage.

The huge subtitle is ‘Domination of the Development Zone’!

The popularity shows that it currently ranks first in the region, and the screen is filled with barrage.

"Who are you? Why are you on my watchlist?"

"Pass it on! Teacher Lu is going to blow up the development area!"

"It's been two months, two whole months. You know I haven't thought about food or tea in these two months, and I can't eat at all!"

"Shit, are you using the battle development area to teach now? Also, this is a food area, is it really reasonable!"

“The Pokémon Company’s PTCG World Championship is about to start next week, friends, don’t miss it~ (House Management Barrage)”

"I'll go, the cucumber scent is so cute!"

At this moment, Rotom's live broadcast screen showed the challenge project of the development zone facility - the battle arena.

In just two hours, Teacher Lu obtained the two symbols of ‘Spirit’ and ‘Ability’ with great success.

Currently taking on the third challenge, a yellow-haired petite fighter, a cucumber-scented ‘symbol of perseverance’!

The so-called symbol of perseverance tests the three elements of mind, skill and body, requiring continuous attacks, knowing strikes and conserving physical strength. Finally, the winner is judged based on the score.

The Pokémon sent by Cucumber Xiang is Heracross with the attribute "Perseverance".

And Teacher Lu sent out Cong Youbing with the ‘Courage’ trait!

"Gah!" Cong Youbing held a sword and shield, with sharp V-shaped eyebrows and sharp and calm eyes.

"Ducky duck is so brave!"

"Shocked! The one who 'showed perseverance' in Teacher Lu's team was actually Cong Youbing!"

The battle is about to break out.

With millions of spectators watching, the insect wings on Heracross' back flapped and the sharp horns on his forehead flashed with white light, just like the flying-type "Swallow Return" move!

"Damn it, the Insect King is bringing Yan back?"

"As we all know, everything can return!"

Heracross swooped in, and the Onion Rangers watched calmly, their eyes sharp, but actually a little distracted.

"Jianqie! Continuous cuts! Big swing!" Lu Ye shouted.

A series of question marks appeared on the barrage.

"As long as I shout fast enough, I can use many moves in one round?"

"To be fair, the giant spin is not a move, it's just a flat A!"

The insect king's sharp horn was so close that Cong Youbing suddenly came to his senses and subconsciously raised his shield.

Clang! !

After being knocked back half a step, the Onion Ranger slashed out with his long onions, blocking the incoming missile needles one by one, sparking a series of sparks!

Stepping forward, Cong Youbing swung the onion blade and raised it high. Golden light gathered on it, like a chirping golden bird circling the sword!

"Onion Rangers, Brave Birds attack!!"

"Gah!!"

The sudden slash of the sword turned into a chirping golden bird, swooping towards Heracross, and the blast of air knocked both of them away at the same time!

Cucumber Xiang said in a loud voice: "Show your perseverance, Heracross, and use Resurrection!!"

"Crole!!" Heracross covered his forehead with both arms, his aura belt fell off, his long horns bloomed with bright white light, and he strode towards the Onion Rangers.

"Gah! ()σ" Cong Youbing's expression froze.

Even if this means resurrecting the dead, even ten lives can't be taken!

"Damn it, the Insect King is locked up!!" Danmaku exclaimed.

Xiaozhi's eyes shone slightly, as if he saw his own Heracross striding forward.

"Is it really?"

Lu Ye curled his lips and smiled.

Facing the Insect King, who is known for his perseverance, how could he not be on guard!

"Onion Rangers, lightning flashed!"

"???"

"System first? You can't afford it, right?"

"Who in the right mind can use this technique?"

Heracross's long horns were sharp, and the Onion Rangers slowly raised their onions.

The next moment, the Onion Ranger's onion stabbed out like lightning, one step ahead of the horn, and stabbed Heracross in the abdomen!

"Gah..."

Onion Youbing's legs were stiff, his expression was calm, and he slowly took back the green onions.

The style of painting seemed to change into red and black. After a moment of pause, Heracross fell to the ground with a thud!

Rotom's live broadcast screen, the progress shows:

[Symbol of the Development Zone: (3/7)]

"ohhhhh"

"It's on fire!"

"You cleared the level in half an hour? I've been playing in the pioneer zone for half a month and I still haven't won!"

"This is not the meal I want to see!"

Xiaozhi muttered to himself in a daze: "Teacher Lu's progress... is so fast."

When Xiaozhi challenged the development zone, it took him a whole month, and he suffered repeated defeats along the way.

On the other hand, Teacher Lu was unstoppable and got three tokens in a row!

Xiaozhi decided to stay in the room and observe the teaching.

The fourth symbol is called the symbol of tactics.

The location is in the Battle Dome, and the leader is Sears, who ‘looks like ♀ but is actually ♂’, and he’s not cute at all.

The format of the battle in the dome is a 2V2 doubles battle.

Hills sent out a combination of Wind Dog and Swampert, a tactic known as the 'fusion of fire and water'.

Teacher Lu sent out the desert tyrant Bankiras. He originally wanted to rent the biting land shark from Zhulan, but after thinking about it, he sent out Togepi.

"Chajidu咿~ヾ(°°)" Togepi rode on Bankiras' neck.

"Ban Ji! (〝▼Van▼)"

Bankiras stretched out his hands to protect Togepi above his head, and faced the confused Hills with a ferocious expression!

Hills took half a step back: "W-what kind of tactic is this?!"

"This is the inspiration I got from your former leader, Xiaozhi."

Lu Ye said with a serious face: "Pikachu can ride on the back of King Yan, so it makes perfect sense for Togepi to ride on Bankelas' neck."

Hills:? ? ?

The barrage flooded the screen.

"Too grassy."

"It's actually a combined doubles tactic!"

"I'll form the head!"

"There is another very important point." Lu Ye said calmly, "This way Togepi will not suffer earthquakes."

Hills: "..."

I obviously felt that he was talking nonsense, but I couldn't refute it at all!

"Bankelas, earthquake; Togepi, help!"

"Chajiduyi~(▽`)" Togepi shook his finger.

If Bankilas had divine help, he roared and trampled the ground, and the raging earthquake defeated the formations of the Wind Speed ​​Dog and the Swampert in one round! !

"Wind Speed ​​Dog: I may not be a human, but you are definitely a dog."

"Banjilas is crazy to kill!!"

"A symbol of tactics? A symbol of hitting a baby!"

Rotom's real-time statistics show:

[Symbol of the Development Zone: (4/7)]

That year, Milat set the record for the fastest clearance of the pioneer zone in 7 days.

Seeing that Teacher Lu is going to break it in just 24 hours!

The popularity of the live broadcast room is getting stronger and stronger, and a large number of viewers come here to see it, which invisibly brings a lot of heat to the development zone.

As Yahida shed tears and prepared the props to be sent out, she comforted herself and said:

"Teacher Lu is quite conscientious...at least it attracts traffic!"

The fifth symbol is called the symbol of luck.

The location is located in the Battle Pipeline.

The appearance of the battle pipe is the open mouth of a rice spoon snake, with various chambers in its 'abdomen'.

You may encounter traps, challenges, or recovery items during this period. There are a total of 140 rooms.

No matter how lucky the trainer is, he will have to spend at least two or three days here before he can see the final boss, Xiao Ji.

"This is a challenge to not broadcast for 72 hours hhhh"

"Teacher Lu: A symbol of luck? It's okay if you don't want it!"

Lu Ye stood in front of the battle pipe, rubbed his chin, and resolutely walked into the mouth of the rice spoon snake.

"Togepi, you lead the way."

Lu Ye said, "Go with your feelings and ignore my opinion!"

"Mumbling?" Togepi glanced at Lu Ye strangely and nodded obediently.

Immediately, Little Eggshell walked towards the next room with his little feet.

"Awsl!!"

"This is a foul, Teacher Lu!"

"The rules clearly state that trainers can use Pokémon's characteristics, abilities, etc. to challenge."

"There are no hidden mines along the way, they are all recovery items!?"

Under the leadership of Togepi, Lu Ye meandered around the room, picking up full compound potions, PP restoration potions, etc. on the ground from time to time.

Xiao Ji, the leader of the battle pipeline, was sitting in the last room observing the surveillance screen with a strange look on his face.

Avoiding the hidden and bright thunders all the way, and heading straight for the boss at the end of the level?

This girl must have turned on the perspective!

Next time, I will have to discuss with Boss Yahida and ban the 'super lucky' and 'Tien' Pokémon such as Togepi and Happy Egg!

Teacher Lu sang all the way and rushed straight to the final room.

The barrage is full of question marks.

"This is different from when I challenged myself to fight a water pipe!"

"I understand, the symbol of luck is awarded to Togepi!"

In the live broadcast screen.

It only took three hours.

Lu Ye stood in the last room and looked at Xiao Ji, the leader of the development zone.

"……You came."

"I'm still here."

"You even emptied all the treasure chests on the road."

"I put back a few fruits that were of poor quality."

Xiaoji choked, and said with a face filled with vicissitudes of life: "I'm tired, let's start quickly, I'll give you the symbol."

ten minutes later.

Lu Ye walked out of the battle pipe, with a shining golden badge "Symbol of Luck" pinned to his lapel!

"Could it be that... Teacher Lu is the genius trainer that Yaxida is looking for so hard."

"Why do I feel that Teacher Lu is about to bankrupt the battle development area?!"

"It's normal to have wins and losses in business. Isn't there one last one, against the factory?"

Battle Factory adopts a rental competition system. Challengers will randomly select and rent three Pokémon to challenge other trainers.

When you win, you can exchange one of your team's Pokémon with one of your opponent's.

After winning 41 games in a row, in the 42nd game, Dara, the leader of the factory, will also use a random lineup to face the challenger!

The rules are completely different from when Xiaozhi challenged him.

After all, in order to increase popularity and reduce costs, Yahida changed the rules several times and increased the difficulty a lot.

Against the factory, the difficulty lies in the completely random lineup rental, which tests the challenger's tactics and knowledge of matching Pokémon.

And it's completely random, very dramatic and entertaining!

There was a lot of discussion on the barrage.

"Isn't this Mr. Lu a random murderer?"

"I think I can complete it in three hours."

"It is recommended to change the name to 'Domination Development Zone! Fastest clearance record!'"

Under the spotlight.

Lu Ye arrived at the Battle Factory and officially selected and rented out the first three partners.

"Just choose from the five Poké Balls here." The staff member smiled.

The fairness of the battle against the factory is still guaranteed, and there will be no deliberate attempts to increase the difficulty for challengers.

Lu Ye was full of confidence. He looked at the five pokeballs in front of him and was suddenly stunned.

Choose three out of five, and the Pokémon you randomly come out are:

[Tiegun fish, rumble stone, hazelnut ball, carp king, sun seed]

The corresponding racial values ​​are 300, 390, 290, 200, and 180 respectively.

Lu Ye: "..."

"Do you have any questions, Mr. Lu Ye?" the staff member asked tentatively.

"Are all the random Pokémon you have here so... distinctive?"

"Well, the Pokémon that will be between Kanto and Hoenn are random." The staff member smiled, "So, sometimes in the first round, rare Pokémon like Hackron will be randomly found!"

Lu Ye stopped talking.

Lu Ye: "Please pick me the Iron Cannon Fish, Rumble Stones, and Sunflower Seeds... I'm sorry."

It feels like dreaming back to the days of novices.

A burst of 'hhhhhh' flooded the screen.

"There are no weak Pokémon, only weak trainers!"

"Bring out your tactics, Teacher Lu!"

Tactics are like water, and trainers are like containers, so the shape of the water changes with the container.

For Teacher Lu, the water in the container may be black.

It's time to show off your trainer's mettle!

Lu Ye coughed lightly and analyzed calmly:

"The characteristic of this iron gun fish is Mente's 'unstable mood', which is very useful."

"Besides, we have the ultimate killer weapon like Longlong Stone that can master self-destruction... we should be able to win."

Three Pokémon were released, Rikuye, Rumblestone, Ironfish, and Sunseed, with big eyes facing small eyes.

"Nice to meet you." Lu Ye nodded and said, "I hope we can have a pleasant cooperation in the battle later."

"Roar!" Longlongshi smiled naively.

As old employees of the Battle Factory, this group of Pokémon had met many trainers, but this was the first time that they had seen a trainer like this take the initiative to chat with them.

Longlongshi's eyes narrowed.

In this case, I will stop fishing at work and go all out!

First round match.

Teacher Lu’s team: [Iron Cannon Fish, Longlong Stone, Sunward Seed]

Opponent's team: [Lapras, Thousand Needlefish, Nidorino]

"Teacher Lu...this is our first meeting, please take care of me!"

This JK girl wearing a miniskirt, who is also a water lover, smiled cautiously.

Lu Ye nodded slightly and said, "I want to ask, did you draw Laplace in the first round?"

"Yes." The girl nodded ignorantly: "Among the five Pokémon, there is also a Flying Mantis. I didn't choose it at the time, and I regret it now."

Lu Ye: "..."

The gap between a non-Chief and a European Emperor is sometimes bigger than the gap between humans and Pokémon!

"The taste is right, brother is cute!"

"It's time to eat~"

The first round of fighting was quite brutal.

The difficulty is even worse than fighting the original Groudon.

Rumblestone fought against Nidorino. He resisted two consecutive kicks with his stubborn will and knocked down Nidorino with his backhand. He turned back and gave a thumbs up to Mikuye and grinned, his white teeth shining brightly.

Luye's eyes were wet. Facing the Lapras sent by the JK girl, he commanded with tears in his eyes: "Rumble Stone, use the big self-destruction!"

The body of Longlong Stone gradually bloomed with white light, and his face was calm.

No need to blame yourself, stranger.

Some Pokémon are born with fighting in their blood.

And I am not here to make you feel guilty, but to make you win!

boom! ! !

"Tears."

"Long, Long, Shi——"

The light of the great self-destruction illuminates the way forward.

Later, Teacher Lu used rotation and command to the extreme. The sun seeds threw parasitic seeds at Lapras and Thousand Needle Fish, and they fell heroically.

Teacher Lu only has the last iron gun fish left.

And the girl named Nashu, as well as Laplace, and the 'astonishing' speed Thousand Needle Fish!

"Let you see my trump card, Nashu." Luye said calmly.

Nashu was slightly startled, "King, ace?"

"The decision is yours!"

Lu Ye looked sharply and threw the elf ball: "Iron Cannon Fish!!"

The dorsal fin of the iron gunfish turned into a suction cup, fixed on the ground, and stared sharply at Laplace.

“It’s really a shame for the trainer whose trump card is the Iron Cannonfish!”

"Don't underestimate any Pokémon, Hundan!"

"What's the use of the Iron Cannon Fish? It's completely useless."

Among countless failed paths, there is only one path of hope.

Lu Ye closed his eyes slightly and recalled the reason for choosing this iron gun fish.

Mente is in an unstable mood.

At the end of the round, a random item among attack, defense, special attack, special defense, and speed will be increased by 2 levels, and another random item will be reduced by 1 level.

In reality, it means that the speed of the Iron Cannon Fish may suddenly increase, surpassing Nashu's Lapras and Thousand Needle Fish! !

"Laplace, freezing beam!"

"Tiebaoyu, hold on!"

Laplace opened his big mouth, and the bright ice light came and fell towards the emerald green barrier. The Iron Cannon Fish's eyes were sharp.

At this moment, the encounter between life and life gave birth to a new bond between Teacher Lu and Tiebaoyu.

On his shoulders, he carries the faith of rumble stones and sun-seeking seeds!

"Please, Tailfish!"

Lu Ye bet on the chaotic probability of water wave: "Use water wave!!"

The Iron Cannon Fish, which was adhering to the ground like a fort, spurted out surging water waves from its mouth and crashed into Lapras!

"Is it my imagination? Why does it feel like the speed of the Iron Cannon Fish has become faster!"

"Damn it, this is Iron Cannon Fish's Mente, he's in a bad mood!"

"?? Someone come out and explain!"

"Uncertain moods can sometimes greatly improve abilities. Even the Iron Cannon Fish may defeat Laplace!"

"Woo~" Lapras whined as he was hit by the wave of water and fell into chaos.

Under the spotlight, the Iron Cannonfish spewed out foaming light and shot it at Lapras, who had the 'hard-shell armor' property!

boom! !

Laplace fell!

"Is this an enhanced special attack?"

"No, this is a tactic!"

The Thousand Needle Fish that Nashu replaced was hit by the foam rays fired by the Iron Cannon Fish one after another, and was defeated directly.

"I lost, Teacher Lu." Nashu sighed.

After a moment of silence, the barrage exploded instantly.

"ohhhhhh"

"I learned it, I'm going to capture the Iron Cannon Fish!"

"Believe in Pokémon, even if they meet by chance, they will form a shining bond!"

The gift data keeps flooding the screen in the sensational live broadcast room.

Michinoku expressionlessly exchanged the sun seeds and Laplace.

"???"

"This is so real."

"Remember this Lapras, mole booking!"

After winning the difficult first battle, Teacher Lu continued his campaign against the factory.

Laplace lived up to his reputation as a mole and used water cannon Miss for two consecutive rounds. The angry teacher Lu almost exchanged Laplace again.

"Battle against the nature of the party (laughs)"

"Fight against the factory, the enemy of life!"

After a full 10 hours, the exhausted Teacher Lu defeated Dara, the leader of the rival factory.

Having obtained the "Symbol of Knowledge", there is only one step left to dominate the development zone!

"This is more tiring than playing Primal Groudon..." Lu Ye wiped the sweat from his forehead.

The sun sets.

Lu Ye stood at the door of the battle factory, looking at each other with the original team members Long Longshi and Tiebaoyu.

I saw Longlong Shi grinning, and Iron Cannon Fish bursting into tears.

"Goodbye." Teacher Lu said sincerely, "Happy cooperation, you two!"

"Roar!" The two arms on the outside of Longlong Stone gave a thumbs up.

At the same time, Gengar defeated the acting leader of the Battle Pyramid and obtained the last "Token of Courage".

Considering that the Gods are still building a temple in Xuefeng City, this acting leader faces the challenge of Gengar alone, and his courage is extremely valuable...

In just 24 hours, Teacher Lu dominated Fengyuan Development Zone and completed the fastest clearance record!

Just as the barrage was pouring congratulations.

In the live broadcast room, the silhouette of a blond beauty appeared, and the barrage suddenly changed color to lemon yellow.

"Where are we going to have dinner?" Sirona asked.

"I plan to borrow a restaurant and treat two friends to a meal."

"The Rumble Stone and Iron Cannon Fish just now?"

"Well..." Lu Ye nodded.

Laplace, it’s okay not to invite!

…

Yaxida looked confused when she learned the news that Teacher Lu had conquered the development area in one day.

But I couldn’t help but feel relieved when I heard that Battle Factory had become popular because of it. In just a few hours, the official website had received tens of thousands of hits.

"I didn't expect that what troubled Teacher Lu the longest was actually the Battle Factory."

Yashida muttered: "I thought it would be a battle with water pipes, a symbol of luck..."

After the day's live broadcast ended.

Many bullet screens such as "See you next month", "See you next year" and "Wonderful" were displayed on the public screen.

There is no need to meet next year.

Luye's trip to Hoenn has come to an end for the time being, and he plans to return to Miare City to prepare for the PTCG World Championship next week.

I heard that Xiaozhi will also come to Kalos for a trip.

Lu Ye looked up at the sky:

"Let Dr. Bratano keep an eye on Xiaozhi... maybe he won't jump off the Prism Tower again..."

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