I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer
Chapter 791 A cook doesn’t read the recipes, but reads the art of war!
Tuesday, March 5, sunny.
In the morning, the sunshine is pleasant, shining on the garden in front of the tree house. Cute flies are flying among the flowers, and the flower therapy circle is filled with fragrance.
Teacher Lu pointed to a "grass" and introduced:
"Those are Pokémon, groups of pseudomantis. They are planted in the soil during the day, use the leaves on their heads for photosynthesis, and go out to look for food at night."
Mao put his hands on his knees and leaned forward to look curiously; Sui Lian squatted on the ground, holding her cheeks in her hands to observe; Lillie took notes carefully.
Teacher Lu continued: "Although it is cute, it is very dangerous. The evolved form of the orchid mantis is even more carnivorous... It is obviously a grass type, but its habits are more like the flying mantis of the insect type."
The Rotom illustrated book shows the photos of 'Orchid Mantis' to the students.
"So beautiful..." Mao said subconsciously.
"Is the orchid mantis 100% female, similar to a lily root doll?" Lillie asked.
"Good question."
Teacher Lu nodded gently and replied: "The male-to-male ratio of orchid mantis is 5:5, which is within the normal range."
"By the way, the male-to-female ratio between the monsters and the old builder is close to 3:7, while the male-to-female ratio of Gardevoir is 5:5, so the female monsters are rarer than the male Gardevoir..."
The students looked up at Teacher Lu blankly.
"I have a friend who is very good at hatching eggs. This is what he told me." Lu Ye said.
Manjin City Nurturing House.
The boy in the peaked cap sneezed and muttered:
"I keep sneezing lately..."
After thinking carefully, Ah Jin gave up.
There are too many enemies to consider.
After the morning's "Alola Pokémon General Class" ended, the students returned to the tree house.
Chengya Damu walked into the classroom and said with a smile: "The red elf egg hatched successfully last time... It is the Vulpix from the Kanto area. I will bring it to you to see."
A red light flew out of the Poké Ball, and the little fox-like Vulpix curled up sleepily into a ball, purring softly.
"So cute!" Mao exclaimed.
"Can Lillie's elf egg hatch into a Vulpix?" Suiren asked.
"Yes, Lillie, remember, you must use love to hatch the elf eggs - just like the 'love' fish!"
Chengye Damu raised his goldfish mouth and told a cold Pokémon joke.
Lillie nodded seriously: "I will hatch it with all my heart."
"Your mother will come to school in the afternoon, Lillie." Dr. Kukui said.
Lillie was startled for a moment, lowered her head and said, "I know..."
Dr. Kukui scratched his head and came to the corner with Teacher Lu amidst the laughter between classes and talked:
"Lilia's relationship with her mother has never been very good. Her brother Gladion also ran away from home because of her mother."
"It's really tricky..." Lu Ye said, "Should we let her meet Lusamine."
Kukui rubbed her chin: "If she is unwilling, there is no need to force her."
The phone buzzed and vibrated. Lu Ye reached out to signal Kukui and immediately came to the corridor.
The encrypted number comes from Interpol's channel.
Teacher Lu didn't even know how high his status was in Interpol. Anyway, the only one who could get things done was a "handsome guy".
It's like Gin's subordinates only have one vodka.
The weathered voice of the 'handsome guy' detective came from the Bluetooth.
"Sir, can you come to the revolving restaurant in Hoolo City? The organization has an assistant assigned to you who needs to talk to you."
Lu Ye raised his eyebrows.
There are new men!
…
Hauale City, revolving restaurant.
Sitting on the sofa are two members, a man and a woman. One is in a brown trench coat and has sloppy oily hair, while the other is in a smart black suit and purple curly hair.
The two stood up and saluted respectfully.
"Sir," the woman said, "My name is Lila. I currently serve as the Chief of Staff of the UB (Ultimate Beast) Countermeasures Headquarters. I will assist you in your work together with the 'Handsome' operator."
Lila, wearing black clothes and gloves, looked calm and introduced the general situation of the UB Countermeasures Department to Teacher Lu.
Lu Ye took a sip of coffee and asked:
"Our Earth Defense Force... I mean, the UB Countermeasures Department, what are the specific tasks?"
Lila replied: "Responsible for investigating and solving cases related to Ultra Beasts, such as combating smuggling, repatriating Ultra Beasts, investigating illegal scientific research, etc."
‘Handsome guy’ explained:
"In most cases, you don't need to take action personally. You only need to be responsible for coordinating the overall situation."
Teacher Lu just listened to this.
After all, it would be difficult to deal with an ultimate beast like Necrozma with just two men.
Serve as the head of the UB Countermeasures Headquarters and deal with the crisis of the ultimate alien beast.
Teacher Lu felt more and more that the plot looked familiar, very similar to Ultraman.
I just don’t know the role I play, whether it is Diga or Eddie...
Since he promised Kapu Mingming to fight against the ultimate beast, Teacher Lu naturally accepted this new title.
In this capacity, you can also draw on the resources and strength of Interpol.
Some trainers, who appear to be hard-working teachers, are actually the heads of the "Earth Defense Force", fighting legends against the ultimate alien beasts!
"So, how do you determine the whereabouts of the ultimate beast?" Lu Ye asked.
The 'handsome guy' said in a deep voice: "Please allow me to introduce you to the identity of Staff Lila."
"Ten years ago, Lila traveled through the Ultimate Hollow and came to this world from another dimension, losing all her memory. The humans who passed through the Ultimate Hollow and bathed in the ultimate power were named 'Fall' by the organization."
Lila's eyes were lowered, as if she was lost in memories.
The 'Handsome Guy' said seriously: "'Fall' will attract the ultimate beast, so it can be used as a bait... This plan is named the 'Bait Project'."
Lu Ye frowned slightly, as if he thought of something.
Is the Duke of the Battle Tower in "Emerald" also named Lila?
"Ultimate Sun and Moon" does have such a plot... "Grand Duke of the Battle Tower" Lila lost her memory after traveling through time and became "Interpol" Lila.
"Currently, the main goal of the baiting plan is to find the ultimate alien beasts that have invaded Alola and send them back to the ultimate void." "Handsome guy" said, "To this end, Lila and I, as staff, conducted a mission in Alola It took a month of investigation.”
"There is a reason why I didn't hand over to you until today."
Lila took over the conversation and said: "Based on the investigation results, the first action target can now be determined."
"What?" Lu Ye asked.
Lila looked deeply and said slowly:
"We presume that...the Aether Foundation, Chairman Lusamine, and researcher Zaobao are involved in the smuggling of ultimate alien beasts, and the illegal collection code is UB01: Parasite, Void Id!"
"The Aether Foundation is heavily guarded, and Lusamine goes deep and rarely comes out. But today, Lusamine, Zaob and their security team will arrive at Melemele Island and stay for two days... This is a rare opportunity. "
The 'handsome guy' said seriously: "Chief Luye, please approve this operation. I will sneak into the Ether Foundation to investigate UB01: Parasite, Xuwuide!"
Lu Ye fell into deep thought and recalled the plot of "Ultimate Sun and Moon".
Lusamine's obsession with researching the ultimate beasts intensified after her husband Morn disappeared while researching the "Ultimate Hollow." She tried to find her husband in her own way, and kept the living Void in the manor, which disturbed the young Lillie, causing Lillie to leave a shadow and not dare to touch Pokémon.
Ultimately, smuggling Ultra Beasts is an undeniable crime.
"I approve this infiltration work."
Lu Ye nodded and said: "In addition, investigate whether the 'Aether Paradise' that houses injured Pokémon is conducting illegal experiments... and then help me find a lost Pokémon."
The Rotom illustrated book floated in front of the 'handsome guy' and showed the photo.
"Kids dressed as bears, puppet bears."
Lu Ye handed the 'handsome guy' a crystal clear green Z pure crystal.
"This grass Z has the scent of a bear in disguise. With it, the puppet bear will take the initiative to find you."
…
In the afternoon.
The trainer school in Alola has its first opening day.
Sirona was wearing a sky blue shirt, with her hands on her waist, walking on campus with Teacher Lu, looking around.
"Teacher Lu!" Mao stood in the distance, waving constantly, with a green-haired couple standing behind him.
"Good afternoon, both of you." Lu Ye smiled at Mao's parents.
Mao’s father is the owner and chef of Aina Restaurant. He looked excited and said:
"Teacher Lu...I finally see you in person."
"Eh? Dad, why are you so excited?" Mao tilted his head and said.
"Your teacher, he is Donghuang's special chef, Chef Carlos... He once won a cooking duel with King Zhimi. These titles and deeds are the dreams of many chefs!"
This was the first time Mao heard these deeds, and his mouth opened wide: "Lu, isn't Teacher Lu a trainer?"
"No...I'm just a cook." Lu Ye said calmly.
Mao turned his eyes and looked at the beautiful blond beauty beside him, and said:
"Then, then this is...the champion of the Sinnoh League, Miss Sirona?"
Sirona smiled slightly and said, "Just call me Master Wife."
Lu Ye and Mao were startled at the same time, and Gengar hiding in the shadows let out a weird laugh.
"Why are you blushing?" Sirona whispered.
Lu Ye: "Xerneas hit the tree - the old deer hit it randomly."
Sirona rolled her eyes, and the two said goodbye to Mao's parents and continued to wander.
Beside the artificial lake on campus, Shui Lian and her parents waved hello.
"Teacher Lu..." Shui Lian paused and said keenly: "And Master Wife! Good afternoon!"
Lu Ye nodded happily and thought:
"Water Lotus adds 5 points!"
Shui Lian’s father, Shui Pheasant, recognized at a glance that this ‘Teacher Lu’ was the fishing friend with whom he competed in fishing skills back then.
"Teacher Lu." Shui Pheasant asked excitedly and slightly nervously, "Are you still fishing now?"
"Of course! You have to catch it, the kind that won't go home until you get a chance to protect yourself!" Luye said.
The water pheasant smiled and said: "Then next time, I invite you to go fishing in the sea... maybe you can catch a megalodon shark!"
To be honest, Teacher Lu can hardly catch other fish species except King Carp.
After all, King Magikarp can be found all over the world, whether in salt water or fresh water, or in seas and rivers...
"Xing'er, don't run around!"
Kaqi chases his sister, the red-haired girl Xing'er.
Xing'er hid behind the old man Long on the playground, made a face at Kaqi, and disappeared again.
After walking around for a while, Zhulan hugged Togepi and held Meloetta on her shoulders, planning to go to Hauale City.
"I'm going to buy ice cream...what flavor do you want?"
"Just like you."
"Well..." Zhulan's eyes were dark.
"Let Togepi choose for you." Lu Ye said with a smile, "I don't need it, just bring a big Marasada for Gengar."
"Kou Jie~" Gengar made a circle and drew a 'big big' Malasada shape.
Zhulan smiled lightly, twirled her fingers, held Togepi on the board and bit the land shark, and a white air flow passed in the sky where the coconut trees stretched.
Lu Ye stopped and looked around, and heard a familiar shout from behind.
"Alola!! Teacher Lu!!"
"Pikachu!!"
Lu Ye turned his head and saw a boy and Pikachu running from the end of the horizon, their clothes flying.
Behind him was a young woman.
Aunt Hanako is wearing a waistcoat, and the magic wall doll is wearing a floral shirt.
Lu Ye put his hands in his pockets, his smile suddenly froze and stiffened, his pupils shrank, and he was sweating profusely.
Xiaozhi tried to crash into Teacher Lu's arms without slowing down at all!
The momentum was like a roaring Regigicas, rumbling towards the ground!
Lu Ye shouted: "Rotom, exchange venues!!"
"Beep beep...I don't understand, Lotto~o(TヘTo)"
Xiaozhi stopped, stirred up the sand, looked at the Rotom illustrated book in front of him, then looked at Teacher Lu in the distance, and scratched his head strangely.
It's strange...why Teacher Lu suddenly went there.
Hanako stepped forward and said with a smile: "Teacher Lu... Please take care of Xiaozhi for the next semester."
"Huh, small question... By the way, Xiaozhi, have you gained weight?"
Lu Ye took out a breath and carefully identified "Alola Style·Asia Ketchum".
The face has rounded edges and corners, thick eyebrows and big eyes. Compared with last year's Carlos League, he looks more like a "silly thing".
"Hey, yes." Xiaozhi scratched his head and grinned, "Maybe it's because the food at home is too good."
After becoming the champions of the Kalos Conference, Xiaozhi and Koga Ninja returned to Shinshin Town and rested for a while.
Considering that his trainer level was lacking, at the suggestion of Dr. Omu, he came to the trainer school and rebuilt it.
Lu Ye rubbed his chin.
Low emotional intelligence, Sun and Moon's painting style is younger. With high emotional intelligence, Master Zhi is ten years old again!
"Let's go meet the doctor first...and Dr. Oak in Alola form."
"Eh?" Xiaozhi was stunned.
"You'll know later." Lu Ye said calmly.
Under the leadership of Teacher Lu, Hanako and Xiaozhi went to the administration building and came to the office.
"Yo, conference champion!"
Dr. Kukui greeted Xiaozhi with a smile, "The starting point is high, but basic knowledge is also important."
"Yes, doctor, please give me some advice!" Xiaozhi smiled.
Kukui put his hands on his hips, smiled slightly, winked at Teacher Lu, and whispered:
"The people from the Aether Foundation are here...in the conference room next door."
"Where's Lillie?"
"I let her go play with Mao and Suiren." Kukui frowned, "I think it would be better for her mother to speak first."
After looking at Teacher Lu's expression, Kukui whispered:
"After all, Lusamine... no, the Aether Foundation is not here for Lillie, but for you."
"You look up to me." Lu Ye raised his eyebrows.
"No." Dr. Kukui said seriously, "You are the most worthy person to recruit in all of Alola."
The Ethereum Foundation almost monopolizes Alola’s industrial chain.
Its founder and chairman, Lusamine, is a resolute business genius comparable to President Roz and the villain leader of the original work.
"I'll go meet her." Lu Ye said.
"Excuse me." Kukui nodded.
Administrative building, conference room.
The corridor is filled with Ethereum Foundation employees in white uniforms, leaning against the wall with their hands behind their hands.
Next to the door, a researcher with green glasses, sinister eyes and a hooked nose looked at Lu Ye up and down and said coldly:
"go in."
The researcher's deeds appeared in Lu Ye's mind.
Zaobo, the villain scientist, mainly invented the Ultra Ball and Attribute Sky. Compared with Akromar who controls Kyurem, his abilities are not outstanding.
As he passed by, Zaobo's ankle was grabbed by the wrist in the shadow. His body trembled, his face became stiff, and he seemed to be in a state of paralysis.
"A small mistake."
Teacher Lu opened the door and said calmly: "It will be lifted when I come out."
Zaobo stood outside the door with an ugly face.
Click——
Teacher Lu pushed open the door and entered.
The breeze ruffles the gauze.
Lusamine's slender legs were wrapped in tight white pants. Lusamine sat with her legs crossed, her pointed-toe high heels tilted up, her chin resting on her hand, resting on the armrest of the sofa, her blue eyes under her thick blond hair watching quietly.
After a while, Lusamine curled up the corners of her mouth and said with a smile:
"I have admired your name for a long time... Teacher Lu."
"Parent Lillie."
Lu Ye nodded slightly and said: "In terms of school performance, Lillie got full marks in other courses, but her performance in the combat class was not ideal."
"What's the reason?" Lusamine asked with a smile.
"Because she is afraid of Pokémon. I think you should know the reason for this."
Lu Ye stared at Lusamine's green eyes, and her eyes reflected the black-haired young man sitting naturally on the sofa with his fingers crossed.
The two were relatively silent.
Lusamine stopped her smile and said calmly:
"You are as young, handsome and responsible as the rumors say... Teacher Lu."
"Thank you for the compliment. It is the teacher's responsibility to tutor students' psychological work." Lu Ye asked, "If possible, I would like to know the cause of that incident, Lillie parent."
Lusamine frowned tiredly, put her hand on her temple, and said:
"We can talk about something else."
"for example?"
"For example..." Lusamine looked directly into Luye's eyes and said bluntly, "How to reach a higher level in the battle against legends."
Lu Ye raised his eyebrows slightly, and Lusamine's mouth curved slightly.
"The pursuit of powerful Pokémon is the instinct of all trainers... I know this very well, and the ultimate beasts in the universe have extremely special characteristics, the beasts are improved."
"The abilities of Pokémon with this characteristic will continue to improve in battle..." Lusamine approached Luye and whispered, "As a battle legend, you should know the importance of this characteristic."
Lu Ye kept his distance: "Keep talking."
Lusamine leaned back on the sofa, folded her legs, put her cheeks in her hands, threw the shrunken Poke Ball, and said with a smile:
"In partnership with the Aether Foundation, we give you this one-of-a-kind ball...the Ultimate Ball."
Lu Ye's eyes fell on the coffee table in front of the two of them, where an ultimate ball was spinning.
The Ultra Ball has a bonus to the capture rate of Ultra Beasts... The Aether Foundation owns the patent for this type of ball.
In other words, any trainer who wants to tame the ultimate beast will consider cooperating with the Aether Foundation.
This was the basis of Lusamine's negotiations.
"With the ultimate ball provided by the Ether Foundation, with your strength, you can naturally conquer the powerful beasts in the universe..."
Lusamine smiled confidently, "Even conquering Necrozma is not a dream... You should know Necrozma, right? According to legend, he is a god even more powerful than the Super Demon God."
"So...what do you need me to do?" Lu Ye said hesitantly.
"It's very simple. Assist the Aether Foundation to open the Ultimate Hollow - for this reason, we hire you to find the legendary Pokémon, Cosmog."
Lusamine's green eyes flashed under her thick blond hair, and a hint of fanaticism flashed across her eyes. Then she calmed down and said elegantly:
"The Ethereum Foundation will do its best to provide you with financial, material and human support."
"At that time, the Aether Foundation will help you conquer any ultimate beast that travels to Alola - including legendary elves," Lusamine said softly.
This rhetoric works for most villains. After all, the ideal of villains such as Kuiqisi, Red Flame Song, and Shui Wutong is to conquer the legendary elves and control the world.
Teacher Lu was thinking, can’t I shake the legendary elf myself?
Instead of subduing Necrozma, it would be more effective to let him give me some face.
"Parents of Lillie..." Lu Ye said.
"Call me Lusamine." Lusamine frowned.
Lu Ye looked at Lusamine and said: "Madam, I would like to ask, for the Aether Foundation, why does it need to open the ultimate hole?"
"In order to study more ultimate beasts and prepare for Alola's defense." Lusamine said calmly.
This is a lie.
The real idea is to find her missing husband Moen.
Rikuno crossed his fingers and stared at Lusamine.
Lusamine shifted her gaze, leaned against the sofa, crossed her arms, and lowered her crossed legs.
After a long while, Teacher Lu said:
"I will consider this proposal."
The joy in Lusamine's eyes flashed away, and Teacher Lu continued:
"The condition is that I must be present when the ultimate hole is opened."
"Why?" Lusamine's eyes flickered.
"In order to conquer the powerful beasts as soon as possible...after all, I am very interested in the Explosive Muscle Mosquito and the Paper Royal Sword." Lu Ye said calmly.
Lusamine's lips curved slightly and she smiled: "Of course."
Teacher Lu doesn't plan to conquer new Pokémon. After all, there are a lot of cute little ones in the coffee shop.
The reason for agreeing to Lusamine's proposal was very simple.
The trainer who was new to Alola actually hired the head of Interpol...
Lu Ye's eyes narrowed.
Wait until Lusamine opens the ultimate hollow.
This is the day when the evidence is conclusive and she is arrested!
Countermeasures.
A cook doesn't read the recipe, but pays attention to the art of war!
Bursts of laughter came from Lusamine in the conference room, and the two had a lively conversation.
Zaobo stood outside the door, his teeth itching with hatred.
There are many difficulties in finding Cosmog, and it is obviously unreliable with Guzma's unscrupulous gangster.
Hiring this new teacher is also a helpless move.
"When the ultimate hole is opened... that's when he loses value." Zaobo's eyes were dark.
So what if he defeated the Super Demon God?
Akromar can control Kyurem, and with my talent, he is not inferior!
When I control Necrozma, absorb the aura of all Alola, and evolve him into the mythical 'God of Glory'... Arceus will also have to avoid the edge for a while!
Lusamine's chuckle came from behind the door again.
"I have a professional massage practitioner qualification certificate, which I learned in Alola."
"Teacher, you really love to joke~"
Zaobo gritted his teeth tightly, but inexplicably wanted to look back.
Damn it... I'm paralyzed and can't turn my neck!
…
Sunset dusk.
The open day of the Trainer Academy has come to an end.
Lusamine wanted to meet Lillie, but Lillie avoided her, so she had to give up.
However, I had a great conversation with Teacher Lu today, and I had another thing on my mind.
The corners of Lusamine's mouth raised. She hadn't felt this relaxed and happy for a long time...
Teacher Lu calmed down, stood by the window that was soaked in the afterglow, looked down at the Aether Foundation group, and pressed Bluetooth.
"How's the investigation going, Mr. Handsome?"
"I went to the 'Aether Paradise' first...it does house injured Pokémon, and the employees are very caring."
The 'handsome guy' muttered: "Lusamine seems to be a real philanthropist... There is nothing strange about Aetherland."
Lusamine loves Pokémon very much, but she only became paranoid after her husband disappeared.
Lu Ye nodded lightly and said, "What about other situations."
"Also, I found the puppet bear."
The 'handsome guy' put a child bear on his head and said with a smile: "It was probably injured and was rescued by the employees of Ethereum Paradise. The injury has now healed. Its sense of smell is very sensitive and it found me immediately."
"That's right." Lu Ye smiled slightly, completed the task of wearing a bear, and let go of one thing on his mind.
"But..." the 'handsome guy' looked up at the sky, "I still have to continue investigating. How to send the puppet bear away?"
"Here... just wait, it will take about ten minutes."
Hang up, ten minutes later.
Aetherland.
The 'handsome guy' had a child-like bear on his head, looked up at the sky, and widened his eyes.
A man dressed as a bear turned the helicopter propeller with both hands, turned into an afterimage, flew from the end of the sea of clouds, and gradually landed!
The 'handsome guy' opened his mouth wide and said blankly: "Fuck..."
This bear in a suit can fly!
The bear landed on the ground with a face filled with evil spirits and a purple aura.
The 'handsome guy' stepped forward tremblingly and handed over the bear.
In an instant, the bear in the suit showed its pink bubbles, with a gentle expression, hugging the child bear and the 'handsome' detective.
Click!
‘Handsome guy’ seemed to hear the sound of his ribs breaking.
The middle-aged uncle in a brown windbreaker said with tears in his eyes:
"What a feeling it is!"
…
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