I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Cai Zhong looked blankly at the fallen bamboo hat mushroom.

As an expert in the grass system, I know nothing about the habits and fighting of the bamboo hat mushroom.

However, the opponent's showy maneuver still caught Cai Zhong off guard.

"Use the highly poisonous orb to trigger the poison healing properties of the bamboo hat mushroom?" Cai Zhong murmured.

"What a bold idea!"

In reality, it is not that no one has proposed the poison treatment method of the bamboo hat mushroom, but it is usually a passive tactic.

The toxicity of the highly poisonous orb will cause a great burden on the elves, and even the 'poison therapy' feature cannot be fully absorbed.

Therefore, grass-type trainers generally choose the hat mushroom with the characteristic of "technical master", and enhance its close combat ability on the basis of the endurance of grass-type.

But the tactics of "Teacher Lu" seem to have opened the door to a new world for Cai Zhong.

"What if the endurance effect of the parasitic seed is used to offset the toxicity of the poisonous orb?"

Cai Zhong combined this tactic into reality, and began to frantically build it in his mind.

"Use the double to share the toxicity, and the poison therapy can completely absorb the toxicity of the poisonous orb!"

"Parasitic seeds, highly poisonous, highly poisonous orbs, doubles... What a bold cultivation method!"

A look of fanaticism appeared on Cai Zhong's face, "This tactic can be applied in reality!"

For a while, Cai Zhong's breath became short of breath, and he clicked on the homepage of 'Ms. Lu', wanting to find out.

"The highest ranking... seventh in the world!?"

Cai Zhong suddenly opened his eyes wide.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, he glanced at the fan group he had just joined, and Cai Zhong's complexion changed slightly.

"Mr. Chi, Chi Hong is actually there!

"There is also champion green!"

"Even they are both Teacher Lu's fans!?"

Cai Zhong was a little panicked for a moment, and murmured: "Such a famous master of the grass department, Miss Li Jia should know him, right?"

"This year's attribute expert competition, I wonder if I can ask him for advice..."

Turn on the poke ball, the red light flashes.

Cai Zhong looked at his other hat mushroom with the characteristic of "poison therapy", and began to recall the scene of the battle in his mind carefully.

"It turns out that he didn't deliberately provoke, but the essence of poison therapy tactics..."

Cai Zhi's eyes became firm again, and he clenched the poke ball tightly.

"I still need to keep working hard!"

——

After the glorious broadcast, the number of subscribers in Lu Ye's live broadcast room reached 7W.

In just one night, Lu Ye received a reward of nearly 2,000 yuan.

Although the exact amount of income is calculated separately, it is enough for Lu Ye to reward himself.

Taking out a can of Bingkuoluo from the small refrigerator, Lu Ye opened it with a bang, and leaned lazily on the gaming chair.

"System, query the remaining BP points!"

【BP point: 970】

Due to the excellent effect of the program, Lu Ye gained nearly 200 BP points, and it won't be long before he will be able to do another ten consecutive draws.

When he came to the compartment, Guisi was still floating on the cultivation manual with a focused expression, studying it seriously.

Like a strict teacher, Guisi stared at the document with a serious expression, holding an orange fruit in his small claws formed by black mist.

"Kou Jie!"

As if he had read some wonderful insights, Guisi nodded in satisfaction, and bit the orange fruit into his mouth with a gulp, the juice overflowing.

Lu Ye couldn't help but feel strange.

Good guy, take an academic paper for dinner!

Hearing the movement, the black mist suddenly closed.

Surprised, Gui Si turned his head, and immediately opened his mouth happily, sticking out his tongue to lick Lu Ye.

"Koujie~!"

Lu Ye tried to touch Guisi's head, and found that his hand passed through the black mist, and there was a cold and numb feeling from his fingertips.

Suddenly, the system's emotionless broadcast sounded in Lu Ye's ears.

[Gui Si, a thin gas-like life form, if surrounded by gas, even Indian elephants will fall down within ten minutes. 】

Lu Ye's face changed slightly: "Damn, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Fortunately, Gui Si liked Lu Ye's touch very much, and consciously controlled the toxin, turning into a cloud of mist and hovering around Lu Ye's palm.

Lu Ye breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and said, "What do you want for supper?"

Guisi stared at a pair of copper bell-like eyes, blinking and blinking.

Ghost: (⊙⊙)

"Here, I'll take the phone for you and order it yourself."

Lu Ye handed the phone to Guisi, and took out the document wet with saliva.

Glancing at [Gusi's Cultivation Manual], Lu Ye said in surprise: "My boy, you even took notes!?"

"Kou Jie!" Guisi raised his head triumphantly with his cell phone in his mouth.

Just now Luye half-jokingly asked Gui Si to mark out the method of using the strange light.

It's only been less than two hours, and the manual is full of wet, sticky underlines of saliva, all of which are annotations made by Guisi himself!

"Your boy is such a genius!"

"Koujie~~(`)"

Lu Ye didn't care too much, put the training manual back to its original place, and scolded with a smile.

"Stop smirking, go and order takeaway!"

The training of moves is by no means a one-time thing.

To master "Strange Light" in two hours is obviously whimsical.

Fortunately, Lu Ye doesn't have high demands on Guisi, and the main purpose is to save some electricity bills...

"Kou Jie!"

Gui Si carefully placed the phone on the table, stared at the dazzling array of delicacies on the interface with bright eyes, and sucked his saliva back with a sip.

But it still couldn't help showing an idiot-like smile, sticking out its long tongue to lick the duck with green onions in the menu.

Ghost: (﹃)

"Duck with scallions... I ate it last time, let's change the taste."

Lu Ye rubbed his chin, "How's the barbecue? The lamb kebabs here seem to be pretty good."

Ghost: (ω)

Guise's eyes lit up in agreement.

"Extra spicy, cumin, cold beer... work together!"

Half an hour later, Lu Ye set up a table by the window.

The evening breeze is blowing, and the fragrant grilled skewers on the table make people's index fingers move.

Guisi was drinking Momoo's milk, his face flushed from the heat, but he was still frantically licking the shiny skewers.

"Eat slowly, no one will fight with you!"

"Hiss~~~ Jie!"

Although it is a spirit creature, the black mist around Guisi's body is obviously more condensed after he finished stroking.

Speak up.

The taste of this skewer is not bad, maybe it is braided sheep...

Taking a sip of the cold beer, Lu Ye smiled and said, "How did you appear here?"

"I read online that the habitat of Guisi is not a town."

Guisi paused, raised his head in silence for a while, and then sank into the full mutton skewers.

"Don't you want to say yes?"

Lu Ye gently poked the black mist around Guisi, and smiled.

"It's okay, we will be family from now on."

With the evening wind blowing, Guisi suddenly raised his head——

Even the eyes became wavy, and I was so moved.

"Kou Jie Kou Jie~(;Д｀)!"

"Don't wipe your snot on my clothes! Don't, don't!"

I was almost wrapped by ghosts, experienced a "suffocating African elephant" in the land, and escaped by chance.

Take out the suspicious blue drink [Speed ​​Enhancer (Enhanced Version)] from the cabinet, and use it as Guisi's breakfast tomorrow.

Lu Ye placed Guisi on the ceiling as a bed for it to rest on.

I have to say that every time I open my eyes, I can see a smirking ghost, which really makes Luye feel safe.

"Turn off the lights, ghost."

"Kou Jie!"

Following Luye's instructions, Guisi cut off the power to the room.

But even Lu Ye didn't notice that after he fell asleep, faint fluorescent lights slowly lit up around Gui Si, circling back and forth like fireflies.

This is exactly what Lu Ye asked Gui Si to master in the morning——

"Strange Light"!

The old book has to wait for the editor to open the permission before it can issue a notice...Here I will explain it to the hxds of the old book.