I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Wednesday, July 22.

Early in the morning, Lu Ye hugged little Ibrahimovic and turned on the camera, and a large group of "cloud sucking Ibrahimovic" fans flooded into the live broadcast room.

"Ibrahimovic finally started broadcasting!"

"Ms. Lu, can you not block the camera? Please make room for the anchor."

"Thank you for the big rocket 'for Ibrahimovic'...cough, it was indeed my fault, I blocked the camera."

Lu Ye humbly pointed the camera at Ibrahimovic.

Is there something wrong?

Why did it suddenly become a pet blogger in a live broadcast room with dirty routines?

But judging from the situation of giving gifts, the effect is no less than that of Lu Ye showing his face in person, and even better...

So Lu Ye felt at ease and rubbed Ibrahimovic's little head.

"Let go of your hand!"

"Mr. Lu is going to die!"

Lu Ye grabbed Ibrahimovic's fleshy cushion and coughed lightly:

"Today we're playing the entertainment lineup. The protagonist is still our old partner, the Pink Demon Family."

The so-called pink devil refers to Pipi, Lucky Egg, Happy Egg and a series of elves that are cute in appearance but dirty in essence.

In reality, since most of the happy eggs are monopolized by Joey's lineage, few people will use them to build tactics.

Of course, the output of Happy Egg is indeed very limited, so Lu Ye said that today's game is an 'entertainment lineup'.

"Thank you for the plane sent by 'Why didn't Teacher Lu start the broadcast a few days ago'... Teacher Lu was dating Sirona a few days ago."

A series of question marks flashed across the live broadcast room.

"???"

"I have never seen such a brazen person!"

Lu Ye sighed.

These days, no one believes the truth.

During the time I spent with Sirona, not only did I not get close to the rich woman, but I owed five million.

In order to repay the loan, Lu Ye decided to take Elf on the road of becoming an idol (crossed out)... becoming an anchor.

After all, the anchor is Teacher Lu's old profession, even if "Plants vs. Zombies" dies suddenly, there is a way out.

As for selling energy cubes... It's not that Lu Ye has never thought about it.

But this requires a professional qualification certificate, which is similar in nature to selling prescription drugs.

Even if it is sold to the bosses in the group, with the medicinal effect of Mr. Lu's energy cube, it is probably comparable to cross-border smuggling...

In general, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, and the income from live broadcasting cannot be released.

During the matching period, a game played by Mr. Lu immediately attracted the attention of fans.

"What game is the host playing?"

"Why doesn't the anchor speak?"

"Dumb anchor? Pay attention!"

Lu Ye, who was having an encrypted call with Dave, explained:

"This is a game developed by Mr. Lu himself. It will be on the shelves in a few days. If you are interested, you can buy it."

"Fuck? Teacher Lu can still play games?"

"Looks like fun!"

"A UP master who doesn't want to be a game producer is not a good trainer!"

This wave of work really exceeded the expectations of the audience, but it also boosted the popularity of "Plants vs. Zombies" invisibly.

Nodding in satisfaction, Teacher Lu started today's battle.

...

Not surprisingly, Lu Ye once again staged the traditional art of "face black".

Moves miss, read first and fail, explode on the spot...

There were cheers and laughter in the live broadcast room.

"Looking at the scarlet red is just for fun, and you have to look at Teacher Lu to learn the skills!"

"This wave, this wave is rushing to the stomach!"

Lu Ye was so angry that he slapped the table: "How can there be such a dirty exchange field skills!"

The opponent is a trainer of the super energy system, and the lineup is also dominated by space teams + exchange venues.

Obviously, the trainer has reached the point of proficiency in the use of 'exchanging venues'.

Although Mr. Lu's dark face played a big role.

But as a psychic move, 'Switch Field' is even better than 'Teleportation'.

If you use it well, you can swap positions with your opponent even in singles matches.

As a result, such coquettish operations as "turning against the wind with the wind" and "scattering poisonous water chestnuts on one's own field" came into being.

"Join if you can't beat it, I suggest that the host six elves learn to exchange venues!"

"Ms. Lu is not wronged to lose! The other side seems to be a big boss!"

There are so many people at the master level, plus those who love to play games, there are not a few big shots that Lu Ye has matched.

But this wave of anti-dirty hands really exceeded Lu Ye's expectations.

Lu Ye glanced at the old Yinbi's ID and frowned.

Sinnoh's Super Power Heavenly King, Wusong.

Isn't this guy a scholar? How did he come to play games? !

...

Sinnoh area, Water City, Gosong's house.

Wearing a wine-red suit and blue shoulder-length hair, Wu Song leaned on the sofa and glanced at Daye and A Liu beside him:

"This is what you said, a very fun game?"

Daye scratched his red explosive head, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect...you can get started so quickly."

Aliu, who was wearing a vest with a hair curled up, also nodded:

"Wu Song is really dirty! Tactics are more skillful than reality!"

Wu Song pushed the blue plain mirror and smiled coldly: "The opponent has defeated Sirona! How about... you two?"

Although Sirona plays a trumpet, there are only a few of the masters who love to play games every day, and everyone knows it well.

Sinnoh's king of insects, Ah Liu, who is only in his twenties, shook his head hastily.

He and Mr. Lu have faced each other several times.

Aliu's relay team is really mediocre, and has no advantage at all against Teacher Shang Lu's dirty tricks.

Sinnoh's Fire King, with a red afro-haired big leaf sticking to his neck, also remembered the fear of being dominated by Teacher Lu.

Daye's tactics are the same as in reality, they use flames to trigger the fire-igniting characteristics of the elves, which is really simple and unpretentious.

In general, the number of times Daye lost to Mr. Lu was comparable to that of Ah Liu...

Speaking of which, a champion might be able to lead the atmosphere of an alliance.

Fengyuan has three champion trainers, Dawu, Qianli, and Mikoli, but none of them have this ambition.

Dawu is busy digging stones, Mikoli is busy making performances, Qianli is busy educating his son...

Sinnoh's champion is Sirona.

The kings have also carried forward the tradition of fishing for champions, and it has become commonplace to play games with pay...

Recalling the battle with "Ms. Lu" just now, Wu Song frowned and fell into thought.

If it wasn't for his bad luck... I should have lost long ago.

Although it is a game, the team building and command level are already extraordinary...

Ah Liu sat on the floor, his green hair suddenly turned up:

"By the way, according to the news from Kanto, this Teacher Lu seems to have fought against Mr. A'Du."

"And then?" Wu Song glanced at Ah Liu.

"It seems... Teacher Lu won?" A Liu scratched his head in confusion.

Wu Song was so shocked that his glasses almost slipped off.

Are you... are you kidding me? !

Is this guy a trainer who can defeat A'Du?

After finally calming down, Wu Song coughed and pushed the blue plain mirror.

But if you think about it carefully, if it weren't for luck, you might really be tortured by blood...

It is not impossible for Teacher Lu to defeat A'Du...

At this time, Daye beat Wusong with a pestle, and teased: "You have matched Teacher Lu again!"

Wu Song pushed his glasses, glanced at the lineup, and said calmly:

"Happy Egg's first release... um... can really keep up with the speed of the fraudulent space."

"But as long as the venue is changed...the skills still can't hit..."

Before the words were finished, a huge rock avalanche hit the bronze bell, causing the bronze bell to fall into a coma.

"Fuck?!" Rao Wusong couldn't help but swear, "Happy Egg also brought rockslides?!"

The happy egg with a kind smile on his face first used 'snatch' to snatch the leftovers from the bronze bell.

Then he waved his finger towards the sky, and a large rock avalanche crashed down.

'Heaven's Grace' can double the additional effect of 'Rock Avalanche', and there is even a probability that it will make the opponent fall into a state of infinite fear.

In terms of being dirtier than anyone else, Mr. Lu really hasn't lost to anyone!