I really don't want to be a warlord

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The next day, Luo Laowai, Chen Yulou, Shen Hao and others disguised themselves as merchants and salesmen and headed to Xiongling.

The Mengdong River in western Hunan has complex terrain, rugged and difficult mountains, and is known as eight mountains, one water and one field.

Since ancient times, it has been sparsely populated, the court's rule is weak, and it is full of bandits and people who make a living in various ways.

Shen Hao and others dressed up like this and went on the road together, so no one cared.

Shen Hao looked at the way to the Mengdong River, silent, and secretly regretted in his heart:"It's really a place where birds don't poop."

There are virgin forests on both sides of the road. The mountain road is rugged and very difficult to walk. The uncle's feet are about to break. '

For others, this kind of road is just drizzle for them, but Shen Hao can't bear the hardship at all and is a little tired.

When we reached a fork in the road, we saw towering mountains that stretched as far as the eye could see.

The mountains and plains are covered with Patchouli flowers unique to western Hunan. It is almost isolated from the outside world, but the scenery is beautiful.

Chen Yulou and others had never been to Pingshan Mountain. Looking at the endless mountains, they were secretly anxious at this moment and did not dare to walk around at will.

After all, there are many venomous snakes and beasts here, many ancient ruins, and the totem relics of ancient black birds are still on the walls.

It looked mysterious and strange, and everyone was wary.

A spy from Xieling ran over and whispered a few words in Chen Yulou's ear.

Chen Yulou nodded with satisfaction.

"I just asked about it, and the banana flowers blooming all over the mountain are called Lao Xiongli.

The Pingshan Mountain we went to is located deep in the mountains in Laoxiong Ridge.

There are two cottages in front, and the Pingshan Mountain we went to is in the south.

There are Han people there, as well as Miao and Tujia people. After entering, everyone should try not to talk nonsense. Moreover, it is dark and it is just a good time to rest."

Shen Hao, Luo Laowai and others nodded. They were all very tired now.

When they arrived at the village, they Chen Yulou had to say that he was very good at deceiving and eloquent. He found clues from these Tujia mountain people in just a few words.

"Let's talk about Pingshan. It's the uphill mountain at the back.

The Mengdong River Basin is Laoxiong Ridge, which is a large area of lofty mountains thousands of feet above sea level. It was named Laoxiong Ridge because bears were found there.

According to legend, Chi You, the ancestor of our Miao people, was transformed into a giant bear.

Immediately, everyone came to the vicinity of Pingshan Mountain and secretly marveled at the caves on Pingshan Mountain.

Seeing Shen Hao's curious face, Chen Yulou smiled and explained:"Most of the local cave people live in this kind of cave."

"Moreover, it is rich in cinnabar, lead and mercury, which are indispensable raw materials for ancient alchemy."

"Therefore, after the Qin and Han Dynasties, emperors of various dynasties continued to send officers, soldiers and Taoist priests to Pingshan to refine the elixir of immortality.

You see, this cave is already full of pavilions and Taoist temples, making it look like a Taoist wonderland.

It is a pity that the Yuan soldiers were brutal at that time, and the people in the mountain cave could not bear the tyranny and gathered in crowds to rebel.

So the Yuan soldiers killed all the people here and sealed the entrance of the cave with huge rocks made of molten copper.

It is said that there is an ancient tomb here, and it has been passed down for thousands of years. No one knows the details, because everyone here was killed."

It was getting late, and Chen Yulou and others wanted to live in the stockade, but no one in the stockade was willing to let them stay overnight.

Foreigner Luo had a bad temper, and immediately became angry. He twitched his revolver angrily and cursed:"Fuck! You are the only one who dares to care about me. Believe it or not, I will destroy you."

As he said that he was about to destroy these villagers, Chen Yulou hurriedly held him back, for fear that he would expose his plan.

Chen Yulou hurriedly smiled and said:"Dad, is there any other place to live here?"

The old man looked at He looked at Chen Yulou and then at Luo Laowai, knocked the pipe pot in his hand on the ground and snorted:"Because in recent years, the bandits nearby have been too violent, and every time they come there is a bloodbath, so Our village must be closed and we will never leave any guests.

Just in case the thieves cooperate with each other, I think you are honest people in the small business, and you should not be the little thieves who kill people and steal goods, but I can't break the rules and let you stay."

Partridge Whistle and the others nodded in understanding and said nothing more. Shen Hao found it funny. After all, Luo Laowai is the biggest bandit, and Chen Yulou is also the biggest bandit in western Hunan. They are the biggest bandit leaders. Let's go.

Deep in the forest, the moon was like a silver plate, already high in the sky.

In the woods, it was quiet and occasionally heard the hoots of owls, which was a little breathtaking.

Everyone was tired and hungry after walking for a day. Luo Laowai was dissatisfied. He looked at Chen Yulou and said:"Look, it's better now. There is no place to stay in the barren mountains and wild ridges. It's better to go back overnight and lead the troops directly into the mountains. How can there be so many things.""

Chen Yulou really didn't want to pay attention to this guy, but he was annoyed by this guy's verbosity, so he explained:"Don't worry, I just asked the old man and found out that there was a coffin store in front.

The nickname of Yizhuang is the hotel where corpses are stored.

"Bah, bad luck, living with a corpse at night?"

Luo Laowai muttered something dissatisfied, but he still followed obediently.

At this moment, a jingling sound sounded, as if someone was ringing a bell.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it"

"If you want to avoid it, you can take care of yourself."

In the dark mountain forest, someone suddenly rang a bell and shouted such strange words.

Everyone felt that their hair stood on end, and they took out their guns one after another.

When Luo Laowai saw this, he smiled disdainfully He smiled:"A corpse chaser, look at how scared you are, what kind of potential he has."

At that time, Luo Laowai worked in the corpse chase business because he was too ugly. Without the money, he went up the mountain to be a thief.

After a while, the sound got closer and closer, and everyone heard a sound of jumping.

First, a red lantern came into view, slowly approaching everyone.

Chen Yulou was alert. When I was about to ask a question, I saw a figure appear.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it"

"If you want to avoid it, please take care of yourself."

A Taoist priest wearing a yellow Taoist robe rang a bell and jumped forward.

When everyone saw that there were rows of zombies behind the Taoist priest, they couldn't help but fall Take a breath of air.

The living person was still very nervous when he saw this zombie.

Luo Laowai looked at the red girl who turned pale with fright.

He had long wanted to marry the red girl as his ninth wife. Chen Yulou's face, and Luo Laowai is a big smoker and greedy for money, and the female side is not that important.

At this time, he was determined to show off in front of Miss Hong, and he was quite proud of it.

Explained:"There are many Han people near this village.

They came here to avoid military service or evade taxes and debts.

There are also a small number of people doing business.

Due to the different burial customs here, once some people die in the mountainous area, they are all old people who died in a foreign land.

" It is very taboo to die in a foreign land.

They all hope to bury their bones in their hometown and pay attention to returning fallen leaves to their roots.

Therefore, many professions were born, and the corpse exorcist was one of them.

However, the mountain road is rugged and remote, and it is very difficult to transport the body out. Whether it is carrying the body or driving the body, it usually only happens once every six months.

Bodies like these that have no one to chase them are usually placed in yizhuang, and each village pays to send people to guard them.

Unexpectedly, we were lucky enough to encounter a corpse hunter today.

And this corpse exorcist is very mysterious. He usually looks for ugly people who can't find a wife."

Chen Yulou glanced at Luo Laowai and said calmly:"Marshal Luo seems to have done exorcism before."

Luo Laowai :….Isn’t this just a slap in the face, saying that I am ugly? Shen Hao and others smiled slightly, and even Mr. Luo

, a stern man, couldn’t help but raise the corners of his mouth. The atmosphere was quite relaxed.

Wai said dissatisfied:"I'm telling you, Mr. Chen, can you save some face for me? Fortunately, it was you. If it had been someone else, I would have killed him with one shot."

When the Taoist man in yellow robe approached, Shen Hao was stunned. Why does this guy look so familiar?

He's wearing glasses and hanging a red lantern, and he's looking relaxed and funny.

Isn't this the four-eyed Taoist priest from Uncle Zombie?

Shen Hao couldn't help but ask Zhang Zhiwei behind him. :"Can you catch ghosts and drive away corpses?

Zhang Zhiwei looked at Shen Hao strangely, shook his head and said,"Do you think I'm ugly?" Maoshan is more professional when it comes to catching ghosts. After all, sweater talismans are good at it, and we are better at palm thunder. Hearing this

, Shen Hao nodded and said:"Taoist Priest Simu, wait a moment.""