I really don't want to be a warlord

In January

, it was a quiet night in the Republic of China. Even in a restaurant in the downtown area, there was still no sound late at night.

The red girl curled up in Shen Hao's arms, with a smile on her face.

With red cheeks, Shen Hao looked at the depressed Shen Hao curiously and asked,"Brother Hao, what's wrong with you? Why are you so depressed?"

Shen Hao glanced at the red girl speechlessly and roared in his heart: What's wrong? You uncle still have the nerve to ask me what's wrong?

Immediately, I felt that discussing technology with a newbie was simply stupid.

She sighed and said,"Did you grind your teeth while sleeping when you were a child?"

Miss Hong didn't know why, and was very surprised by this question, so she asked politely why?

So he shook his head:"Brother Hao, where did you start talking about this? I don't remember grinding my teeth. It's normal for me to sleep.""

"normal? Are you normal, you idiot?"I was almost bitten off by you just now." Shen Hao was still frightened.

Oh, so shy!

Miss Hong lowered her head in shame. What did she want to explain? But she found it difficult to speak and didn't know how to speak, so she simply lowered her head and said nothing.

There was something in her heart. Unconvinced,"If you hadn't poked me randomly and made me sick, would I have been like this?"

Miss Hong stopped talking, but Shen Hao was depressed. He still wanted to discuss the technique, but it was hard to blame him. Complaining about this would ruin the atmosphere. Of course, Shen Hao wasn't really angry.

After all, it was normal for a novice driver to have an internship badge.

"Okay, okay, I won’t say anymore. Our skills are not good, so we can practice in the future, right?"

Shen Hao smiled and took Miss Hong's hand to comfort him. He felt the calluses on his hands and missed Bai Xiuzhu in his heart.

Compared with Bai Xiuzhu's hands, they are far behind.

After all, it has been scientifically proven that the rougher the surface, the lower the friction resistance. the bigger

"Try not to practice martial arts in the future. The calluses on your hands will disappear over time." Shen Hao's words seemed a bit selfish. After all, it was all for his own feelings.

Miss Hong shook her head:"That won't work, I still have to help you lead the troops. Well, what if you don’t have some martial arts in your hands?

Shen Hao said:"Why do you practice your three-legged cat's martial arts? It's not powerful at all. It doesn't matter whether you practice it or not.""

The red girl was unconvinced now, but she couldn't get angry with Shen Hao. She had no words and wanted to protest silently.

Seeing this, Shen Hao smiled, pinched the red girl's cheek and joked:"Hey , are you still not convinced? If you have the skills, compare yourself with Zhang Zhiwei next to me.

Miss Hong curled her lips and said,"They come from a well-known and decent family. Of course I can't compare to them."

She was speechless when she thought of Zhang Zhiwei and Tian Jinzhong beside Shen Hao. Even that Ergouzi was skilled in kung fu and had a powerful iron palm. It was so fierce that when the new soldiers were being trained, the iron palm shocked many people.

Speaking of this, even Shen Hao was a little surprised. He didn't expect Ergouzi to know how to use iron sand palm.

In Ergouzi's words, my father wouldn't let me speak.

Your father doesn't let you say it, but lets you do it?

As if he felt that his woman, Miss Hong, was shocked, Shen Hao quickly comforted and changed the subject:"You are here to be popular. Don't go to the grave with them tomorrow. Your health is important."

Miss Hong was very moved and hugged Shen Hao hard. Express your feelings with actions.

These days, there are very few men who care about women and their feelings. The main reason is that usually they just want to be happy with themselves, so who would care about women.

In a large household, many concubines and servants were beaten to death for making mistakes, and no one cared about them.

Miss Hong raised her head and stared at Shen Hao, shook her head firmly and said,"That won't work. This is what you like. If I'm not here, who will keep an eye on them for you? What if they make a mistake? What if they fool you?

Shen Hao couldn't help laughing and said happily:"You have been following Chen Yulou for several years, and now you don't believe him. Besides, there is Taoist Priest Four Eyes. What are Hotan Jinzhong afraid of?""

"Can that be the same?"The red girl shook her head stubbornly.

"Why is it different?"Shen Hao said deliberately;

"I'm disgusted, I'm not allowed to ask, I'll ignore you."

She snorted arrogantly, and the red girl turned around and gave Shen Hao a back view. She said shyly in her heart:"Can I say that you are my man and you are mine? Damn it?

For a moment, Miss Hong couldn't help but said curiously:"Then why do you have to get a head? The tomb of King Xian must have been there for thousands of years, and now it has become a skull. What is the use of a skull?"

Shen Hao suppressed his smile and had a serious expression. When he saw the red girl, he felt nervous and frightened, thinking that it touched Shen Hao's inverse skin.

"Brother Hao, don't be angry, I just said it casually."

Shen Hao said seriously:"That head is related to the harmonious and happy life of me, you and my harem, so it is of great importance and we have to guard against it."

Hearing this, Miss Hong also became nervous about her future happiness.

"what is this? Since it is so important to make your future life happy.

What if we don’t have such an important thing?"

The nervous and serious look of the red girl made Shen Hao secretly happy. These tiger girls are so interesting.

"You also know that there are three women in a drama. When there are too many women, they will become jealous and make some irrational things. This thing can perfectly eliminate this hidden danger."

"Huh, that's not the fault of you men. You can't eat enough food, but you still want to be beautiful.

He couldn't even finish the food in the bowl, he was occupying the food in the pot, and he was still thinking about the food that wasn't in the pot, as if he was afraid that others would finish all the dishes." Miss Hong said with disdain; upon hearing this, Shen Hao touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment, this thing How to put it?

It's like a child going to the supermarket to buy toys. You buy him Ultraman, and he still wants Calabash.

When you buy Calabash, he also wants Monkey King, Transformers, and remote control cars......Then he looked up at the high-altitude remote-controlled airplane, feeling endless yearning in his heart. In short, he wanted everything he had never played before.

Shen Hao explained with a smile:"This is a man's nature. From birth to old age, men have all their hobbies. One, he wants everything he has never played with before"

"Bah, as expected, men don’t have a good thing"

"So, you must find that King Xian thing. Only if you find him, a deeply resentful woman like you, you will stop complaining."

"You are the one complaining about my wife. Can you please stop wronging me? When did I complain? You are just a eunuch, and I will follow you all my life."

"Damn, I didn’t expect you, a woman so vicious, to dare to curse me. Your father is a eunuch, and your whole family is an eunuch. If I don’t deal with you today, I won’t be a man."

"Oops, they all say that I'm here... I'm famous."

When Shen Hao woke up the next day, Miss Hong and others had quietly left.

Shen Hao was depressed,"Am I so vigilant? There was no reaction at all."

At noon, Tang Jirao sent someone to

""Mr. Shen, our commander invites you to go to the theater. Today we are transporting famous actresses from South China."

When Shen Hao went there, Shen Hao discovered that there were several people named R.

Shen Hao frowned. He was born to hate people named r. He smiled and said to Shen Hao:"Brother Shen, let me introduce to you. This is Colonel Sakata Toyotomi, the Minister to China."

Shen Hao was stunned, hey, he is still a colonel?

Colonel is a military rank of the R bandits, an officer of the R army. During World War II, a three-level nine-level system was adopted, with commanders, captains, and lieutenants, each divided into senior, middle, and junior ranks.

The senior sergeant was equivalent to a colonel.

Sakata Toyotomi wore a small beard unique to Xiao R (imitating Zhuo). Belin's hygienic beard), with a stroke and these round glasses

"Commander Tang, you are very polite. I am only the temporary acting minister. My job is to be the first secretary of the embassy. Someone will take my place soon."

"Come, Ambassador Toyotomi, may I introduce you to my little brother?"

Sakata Toyotomi stood up with a smile, stretched out his hand and said:"No, your country's new leader Shen Hao, Marshal Shen."

Shen Hao was not impressed by Little R Ben,"I'm sorry, I only shake hands with people."

The subtext of these words, Little R Ben It's a beast.

Suddenly, the scene fell silent.