I Really Don’t Want to Sign a Marriage Agreement with the Big Boss

#How to effectively flatter in the workplace#

At first glance, it is a very normal hot search. After airborne first, everyone realized that it was simply tricking passers-by to come in and kill.

In the hot search, there are already many question marks:

"???"

"????"

After the initial shock, things got fun and hilarious.

The image of Sheng Jia in his early years has always been a continuation of the old-fashioned practices of the traditional industry. Since Lu Jiayan took over, he has gradually transformed in the direction of the Internet in the past three years. Young blood has been injected into Sheng Jia, making Sheng Jia a new capital. giants of the world.

In just three years, there have been hundreds of sub-brands, and young people have gradually become the mainstay of Shengjia's new batch.

Official Weibo is becoming more and more lively, more and more up to date with the times, and more and more cunning.

Sheng Mingzhi's popularity a while ago was not in vain, and the fat and water did not flow to outsiders.

The general planner of Hemu has naturally contacted the heads of other brands for a long time. This wave of free Dongfeng not only borrowed, but also vigorously promoted a wave of other Shengjia brands.

After getting on the hot search, Sheng Jia's previous style changed.

Suddenly, the distance with netizens was shortened.

The effect in the hot search is very obvious:

"It's hard not to suspect that this wave is a leader inspection.jpg"

"I was still advising Hemu on how to surpass the fruit stand two days ago, but I never expected that they would directly invite Sheng Mingzhi."

"I really have you, Hemu, I have never been disappointed."

"Hahahaha, fight, fight!"

"Grass, laugh at me, what's the matter with you Sheng Jia??"

"Go to Shengjia Shixuan to place an order now, our Xiaoxuan must not lose in flattering.jpg"

"What happened to the Jiayi app? Does anyone pay attention to it? We Xiaojia have encountered workplace bullying! (dog head

...

It took half an hour for Sheng Mingzhi to know that he was on the hot search.

Belatedly forwarded the Weibo of Hemu Entertainment.

@shengmingzhi: The boss can, remove the "mother" (soybean smile)

The fans who commented were instantly excited:

"Don't do it, how happy are you in your heart?"

"Look straight at the nature of your motherfucker, OK?"

"I found that even though I know your noble status, I still can't respect you. What's the matter?"

"It's so cool, you can see a hundred handsome guys in one breath (Soybean holds his face

"In? Look at your husband, don't hide it, take out the good stuff and share it with everyone."

The last comment was blocked by Sheng Mingzhi's expressionless face.

As a result, the black fan didn't give up and opened a trumpet to make a comeback.

"Grass?? Others call you a scumbag, and you don't block it? You block me? Why? Let me let you share your husband with you???"

This reply quickly became popular:

"Pass it on, the little trash is jealous."

"Pass it on, the little trash eats alone."

"Pass it on, Sheng Mingzhi said that his husband is the only one who can watch it."

...

Sheng Mingzhi:  …

He also thought that his comments on these foolish netizens could be done without blushing or beating.

But when he saw the first comment that he was jealous, his face was still a little red.

He took screenshots of the comments on Weibo and planned to send them to Shen Ling. His original intention was to let Shen Ling see how attractive Lu Jiayan, a male fox spirit, was, and by the way, he would complain with her.

As a result, I accidentally slipped my hand and sent it to Lu Jiayan.

The sentence accompanying the picture was also sent:

[If you don't keep the male morality, your leg is broken (threat)]

Sheng Mingzhi snorted, "I'm stupid."

Quickly withdraw manually.

Then it's too late.

Lu Jiayan has saved the picture, and also circled the key points in the comments that Sheng Mingzhi was jealous.

Should it be said that Sheng Mingzhi was shocked? He thought that Lu Jiayan would be very good at using the WeChat chat function, but he didn't expect to know the picture editing function.

He has the comfort of an eerily old man playing with his smartphone.

Fortunately, he quickly withdrew the phrase "not keeping the morality of men".

Lu Jiayan should not have seen it.

But this kind of old man who can't surf the Internet, even if he sees it, he doesn't know what it means, right?

Lu Jiayan: [Jealous? 】

Sheng Mingzhi: [Netizens are talking nonsense. 】

Lu Jiayan: [Yes. 】

Lu Jiayan: [Why do I think they are very reasonable? 】

Sheng Mingzhi: […]

Lu Jiayan typed slowly: [Mr. Xiaosheng doesn't have to suppress himself. 】

He: [It is human nature to be jealous for me. 】

... your mother is often affectionate.

Why not die.

Sheng Mingzhi sent a "hehe" to the past.

Lu Jiayan's hehe simply means hehe, but Sheng Mingzhi's hehe usually means a fool.

Sheng Mingzhi: [You have too many wives, so it's okay to lose one, right (smile)]

Lu Jiayan: [I know I'm wrong (Soybean is pitiful)]

Sheng Mingzhi:  …

Where on earth did he learn these expressions? ?

Also, it's no use pretending to be pitiful.

Although it says so.

But Sheng Mingzhi quietly forgave the dog man once.

After receiving the variety show "Trainee Debut Battle", Sheng Mingzhi had nothing to do at home.

During this period, I went out to eat a few meals with Shen Ling, and met Jiang Bie again.

In high school, the three of them played well.

At this moment, I picked up the former friendship again, and it was quick to integrate.

Shen Ling also set up a discussion group and dragged Sheng Mingzhi and Jiang Bie in.

The name of the discussion group is "Naked Chat in the Same City Late at Night"

Jiang Bie is less talkative in WeChat, and basically does not bubbling much.

Occasionally, a sentence or two came out, which also echoed Sheng Mingzhi's words.

Therefore, it was a group chat, but it was actually a different place between Shen Ling and his private chat.

While chatting, the topic suddenly came to the variety show that Sheng Mingzhi participated in.

Shen Ling's fish pond was empty recently, and she was in urgent need of injecting some young blood.

This woman didn't even think about it and decided to hit the little idol.

The dead skin was obsessed with Sheng Mingzhi and asked him to take her to the show.

Sheng Mingzhi was speechless: [You can do it at such a young age? 】

If he remembered correctly.

These idol trainees are basically eighteen or nineteen years old.

To exaggerate a little, they are still male high school students.

Shen Ling: [Grass. What do you know! 】

Shen Ling: [Male high school students are yyds! High school boys' accessories are harder than diamonds! Is there anyone in the world who doesn't love high school boys? ? 】

Unrestrained doesn't care that there are two opposite **** in the group.

Sheng Mingzhi was about to reply if he could put his clothes on.

As a result, Lu Jiayan's voice came from overhead.

"What are you talking about so happily?"

Appearing silently, Sheng Mingzhi was startled.

Lu Jiayan walked silently, and he didn't know when he appeared behind him.

Sheng Mingzhi stood up subconsciously and took a step back in a conditioned reflex.

As a result, the person backed away and the phone fell on the sofa.

After two laps, he came to Lu Jiayan.

The screen is still on.

It's the chat log of their group.

Sheng Mingzhi's mind went blank for a second, and suddenly remembered something.

As soon as his face changed, he was about to grab the phone.

However, Lu Jiayan moved faster than him.

As soon as you pick it up, the records on the screen are at a glance.

"yyds" he understood, he asked Sheng Mingzhi last time, it means "eternal god".

I still understand the last sentence - is there anyone in this world who doesn't love high school boys?

It's just that when you see accessories for high school boys, it's hard not to think too much.

Lu Jiayan's eyes fell on Sheng Mingzhi's face.

There is a vague sense of exploration.

Sheng Mingzhi was seen with hair on his back, thinking about his guilty conscience.

That was what Shen Ling said, and it wasn't that he said that he liked high school boys? !

Besides, what if you like it!

Don't forget they are now in the cooling off period for divorce! He has no right to control whether he likes a high school boy or a high school girl!

Thinking of this, Sheng Mingzhi became confident, took back his mobile phone, and said, "Why are you looking at my mobile phone casually?"

Lu Jiayan said in a sour tone, "If I don't watch it, I don't know if Mr. Xiaosheng likes this one."

Sheng Mingzhi:  …

Hehe coldly said: "Who said I like this one."

Lu Jiayan followed the trend: "Well. What type do you like?"

Sheng Mingzhi froze for a moment, as if remembering something: "Don't tell me!"

Lu Jiayan sat down with a lazy attitude: "I'm not chasing you. I just want to know what type of teacher Xiaosheng likes. I'll go and learn."

Sheng Mingzhi thought to himself, what do you have to learn.

Just look at yourself in the mirror.

But definitely can't say that.

Lu Jiayan seemed to be waiting for his reply, her peach blossom eyes slightly raised.

The nasal voice made only one byte: "Huh?"

Somehow, the three words Bai Yueguang came out of Lu Jiayan's mind again.

He blurted out subconsciously: "Is it your type, Bai Yueguang?"

...

...

The air in the living room was deadly silent for a few seconds.

Then there was Sheng Mingzhi's stunned expression, and then he said, "What Bai Yueguang?"

Lu Jiayan didn't expect that, because he was too concerned about this, he couldn't help but ask.

At this point, he simply broke the jar and smashed: "Song Yi told me before going abroad that Mr. Xiaosheng has a Bai Yueguang whom he has liked for ten years?"

Probe in general.

Sheng Mingzhi didn't expect Song Yi, a B-person, to meet Lu Jiayan before going abroad.

Of course, he didn't expect that he also told Lu Jiayan the secret that he had been hiding for more than ten years.

I don't know which one is more annoying.

Sheng Mingzhi's stomach was full of anger, and his voice immediately increased: "You believe him when he says it, you don't know he is provoking discord?!"

Lu Jiayan whispered: "I didn't believe it at first. Now I believe it."

Sheng Mingzhi:  …

Who told him to raise his voice and speak with a guilty conscience so he wouldn't be caught? !

But not afraid.

Teacher Xiaosheng has a trick to beat him down.

"Then, that's also your fault. You secretly went to see Song Yi behind my back!"

"Well. So Mr. Xiaosheng doesn't deny Bai Yueguang's matter. Is that what he means?"

...

...

I can't talk today.

Sheng Mingzhi was silent for a long time, his ears were red with embarrassment, and he said, "No. Why are you struggling with this."

Lu Jiayan: "No worries. Just asking."

...

You're so **** close to writing that I care so much on your face.

Sheng Mingzhi was about to complain about him, even if Song Yi had to believe what he said, Sheng Jia would really be finished.

As the words came to his lips, Sheng Mingzhi suddenly realized something.

He opened his mouth slowly, his tone hesitant: "Brother Jiayan. Are you jealous?"

Lu Jiayan glanced at him lightly: "Am I not obvious enough?"

The unpleasantness just now was swept away.

It seemed so obvious that even he could see it.

"Bang", Sheng Mingzhi seemed to have fireworks explode in his heart.

Although, watching Lu Jiayan eat his own vinegar is really super super super cool!

But Sheng Mingzhi still couldn't bear him to care too much.

"Brother Jiayan." Sheng Mingzhi said sincerely, "Actually, I don't like Bai Yueguang anymore."

Lu Jiayan looked at him: "Really?"

Sheng Mingzhi nodded: "Really."

Lu Jiayan remembered the chat record just now, and said slowly: "So now I like male high school students, right?"

Sheng Mingzhi:  …

Lu Jiayan repeated Shen Ling's words: "After all, male high school students are yyds, and male high school students' accessories are harder than diamonds. Is there anyone in the world who doesn't love male high school students?"

The tone is flat, the content is explosive, and there is a strange contrast.

Sheng Mingzhi was stunned.

Probably because his expression was too shocked.

When Lu Jiayan repeated this sentence, he also noticed that something was wrong.

Sure enough, there are some words that you can't feel just by looking at the words, but when you read them, their meanings are completely hidden.

It's not really that kind of veteran cadres, Lu Jiayan still understands a little bit of the popular Internet stalker.

As soon as he finished speaking, he understood without a teacher.

Procrastination, the ending sounded ambiguous: "Mr. Xiaosheng also thinks that male high school students are harder than diamonds?"

...

...

Hold.

He knows it!

Sheng Mingzhi's face was already hot.

Lu Jiayan still refused to let him go.

Staring vaguely.

To say that Lu Jiayan really didn't have any ideas would be a lie.

Sheng Mingzhi's trouble lasted for more than a month, and it was true that the two of them hadn't been together for a long time.

In the quiet and private space, it is not surprising that anything happens between adults.

When Sheng Mingzhi came back to his senses, he was already held by Lu Jiayan and held in his arms.

Teacher Xiaosheng still wants to insist, wait a minute, in fact, the two of us are still in the cooling-off period of divorce, do you remember...

"Isn't that more exciting?"

Sheng Mingzhi didn't expect to say the broken thoughts in his heart, and Lu Jiayan heard it.

The other party's voice was soft and low, and it sounded in his ear: "Since we are going to divorce, it's not too much to give some sweetness at the end."

...you have a **** reason.

However, Sheng Mingzhi didn't really want to refuse.

Especially when looking at Lu Jiayan's pair of peach blossom eyes, he looked confused, and after a few seconds, he half pushed and half cooperated. The moment his lips touched, Sheng Mingzhi's heart softened for the most part, and he felt that he was not in the depths of his heart. would love to refuse.

Just let him kiss it.

After more than a month, Sheng Mingzhi was still not used to Lu Jiayan being so close.

I don't know if it's Lu Jiayan's personal habit, Sheng Mingzhi always thinks that he likes to get close and talk to people.

The man's hand has always been bigger than his, and can completely wrap him.

Sheng Mingzhi broke free for a while, but he didn't have much strength, but he was still noticed by the other party.

He thought to himself: what if he noticed it, didn't he know that the two of them were getting divorced now?

It's just that even though he thought so, he still relaxed and let people hug him obediently.

The man's voice was deep and pleasant, clean and refreshing, like frost. Just looking at him so frankly, with a tinge of red at the end of his eyes, there is hardly any cover, and the more he looks, the more he looks like a male fox.

But he was still condescending, his tone was leisurely, and he asked maliciously, "Then Mr. Xiaosheng thinks... me and the male high school students, who is the best."