I Really Just Want to Hit the Iron

In the NBA where miracles happen, no matter what era, the peak duel between super stars is the most popular among people.

Los Angeles, USA at 4 pm on the 25th local time.

When His Majesty the King led his steel warrior into the Staples Center Arena...

Stern, who is good at hype, made people see the charm of basketball once again tonight.

Christmas battle.

Heat VS Lakers.

No bedding is needed.

There is no need to deliberately exaggerate the game.

Basketball enthusiasts from all over the world have been waiting in front of the TV on time.

"Maybe we are just watching it as an ordinary game.

But I believe that many years from now...

We will be grateful that we have had the privilege of witnessing this great night with our own eyes. "TNT TV, Charles Barkley, one of the top 50 NBA stars, said while doing his pre-match preview.

And on the court, near the Heat's bench...

Looking at Su Feng, who was born because of Xiao Tianliang and missed the Heat for most of the past half month, the famous Lakers fan Jack Nicholson jokingly said to him: "You have been absent from the game for so long, and you still remember how to shoot. Vote?"

Hearing this, I saw that Su Feng, who was teaching Leonard DiCaprio how to lose weight, grabbed a basketball from the ground very casually.

Immediately after...

He retreated to the vicinity of the player's channel, and immediately under the watchful eyes of Nicholson and Xiao Lizi, he shot the basketball into the basket accurately.

"Oh, my God! Your hands must have been kissed by God!" Xiao Lizi said with a dazed face while holding his head with both hands.

Look......

How many people in this era have never seen the world...

In Su Feng's previous life, because a certain elementary school student would perform such a scene every time before the start of the game, people in the future, let alone be surprised at this kind of scene...

Even if you tell them which night Curry broke the NBA three-pointer record, they will only silently put on knee pads after an "oh" sound.

"Tonight...it's a bit difficult to play, Sue!"

On the Heat's bench, after the warm-up, O'Neal frowned when he looked at the bald head who was talking with Nicholson on the sidelines.

As the former head of the Lakers and now a famous Heat, O'Neal, who had been taken care of by Crawford more than once during the Lakers era, knew very well...

In the NBA refereeing circle, Joey Crawford is definitely the number one lake honey and chief comedy.

Because before the start of the Christmas war, Stern was worried that this highly anticipated game would be leaned to one side, so after a temporary consultation with Mark, Stern did not hesitate to treat him well. Brother Su Feng took a knife.

So, either says Stern’s methods are 10,000 times better than jokes?

Stern, who knows that the NBA is a business league after all, is very clear about the importance of gimmicks to the league.

Therefore, although last season...

When the Heat swept the league 16-0 in the playoffs, Stern never had the idea of ​​interfering in the playoffs.

but now......

When Su Feng and Kobe's teams were not equal in strength, Stern knew that he had to add some weight to the Lakers.

For one thing, this can make this Christmas war even more exciting.

Secondly, a mere regular season, even if Su Feng was really pitted by himself, then...

That can only mean that I overestimated the strength of this Heat and Su Feng.

of course......

As a good brother of Su Feng, Stern always felt that even if he sent Crawford to enforce the game, in this Christmas battle, the Heat would have a bigger win.

In New York, before the start of the game, Mark, who knew what Stern was up to, kindly reminded Stern of his mouth: "David...you have to know, you give Sue now The more difficulties it makes...

By the end of the season, the support for him to win the regular season MVP four times in a row will only increase. "

"If he can really lead this Heat to break the historical record again, and break the scoring record left by Michael since the NBA has complete technical statistics...

Even if I don't want to give him that **** trophy, then how can I choose? "Looking back at Mark, Stern said helplessly after a long sigh.

Let's first return the shot to Staples Center.

Tonight, in addition to a crowd of Hollywood celebrities, Su Feng also saw two familiar faces on the sidelines before the game began.

Klay Thompson.

Stephen Curry.

For the former, because there is a father of "My Lake Hotel", he easily got a ticket for a side seat.

And the latter...

Although Dell Curry is also a champion shooter in this life, but compared to Michael Thompson, the number one pick, Curry's cards are obviously smaller.

then......

With only one ticket to his father, Stephen Curry succeeded in defeating his stupid brother two days ago.

then.

When Stephen caught between the Lakers fans saw...

Not only did his stupid brother come tonight, but he was also sitting on the bench for the Heat...

"No! Two days ago, didn't I win?" In the stands, Stephen Curry's mentality collapsed.

"Sure enough, Uncle Su Feng is much more reliable than my dad!"

At this time, Seth Curry, who was sitting on the Heat bench asking for an autograph to Mourning, showed a smile that was exclusive to the winner.

"Hey, kid, if you're thirsty, remember to tell me." On the Heat's bench, after signing Sescury, Mourning patted his back and smiled.

Take a look!

What kind of fairy treatment is Jiede!

What **** sideline seat?

What **** can't buy tickets for this game?

At this moment, take off his jacket, revealing the Heat's No. 23 jersey signed by the Heat on his chest. Seth Curry seems to be the most beautiful boy in this arena!

Two days ago, after losing to his disgusting brother in the game about whether he could get the tickets for this game and the ticket to Los Angeles, Sescuri immediately called Su Feng wittyly. .

"Your dad is too stingy, right?

Isn’t it just air tickets and tickets? I will arrange for someone to book you air tickets and hotels right away. "

result......

Although the Curry brothers came to Los Angeles by plane this time.

But someone is in economy class, and his brother is in first class.

And after arriving in Los Angeles, someone had to figure out how to get to the hotel, and his brother had an extended Lincoln to pick him up.

In addition, no matter how good the hotel Dell Curry has booked for someone...

Is it comparable to Seskuli, who lives next door to Su Feng?

Don't say anything else!

This time in Los Angeles to watch the game, Seth even collected all the signatures of the Heat.

And someone?

In fact, when Su Feng was arranging Seth Curry, he planned to arrange Stephen Curry with him.

But how...

Since becoming a brother who talks everything with Jr. James, Stephen Curry is now determined to fight against himself.

therefore......

Since it was the path Stephen Curry chose to take, in Su Feng's view, even if he was crying, he had to finish the path by himself.

On the court, after this episode, as the ten starters of the two teams stepped onto the court one after another, the big screen tonight also gave the starting list of the two teams.

Heat: O'Neal, Hayes, Su Feng, Butler, Payton.

Lakers: Milicic, Odom, Kobe, Brian Cook, Smush Parker.

In the new season, as in Su Feng's memory, the Lakers signed Smush Parker, nicknamed "Reaper" in the free agency market.

After Tang Shuai stepped down due to personal health reasons, the current head coach of this Lakers team is the former Lakers legend and is now the number one licking dog next to Kobe...

Byron Scott.

This season, Bryant averaged 29.5 shots per game, even more than when Su Feng remembered his craziest moment.

And the reason...

The main reason is that in addition to giving the ball to the defender, he can't play any other way.

Fortunately, the Lakers now have one more Milicic who was trained by him in advance, and the overall strength of the Western Conference during this period is far less than the Eastern Conference. Therefore, in the new season, after Kobe logged into his Mamba account again, The Lakers are still ranked sixth in the West.

In addition, Kobe's current efficiency is not too bad after having Milicic to do support and play a triangle.

On the premise of ensuring that the overall shooting rate exceeds 45%, you can hardly say that Kobe's current play is not suitable for the Lakers.

Because besides Milicic and Odom...

The other players in this Lakers...

Only Vujacic is worth mentioning in terms of appearance.

In the center of the field, O'Neal and Milicic jumped the ball to start the game.

In the new season, Milicic, whose elbows were finally strong enough, failed to beat O'Neal.

Tonight, O'Neal, who is as eager to win as Su Feng, jumped the lead for the Heat.

Payton dribbled the ball through halftime.

In the high position, after O'Neal got the ball, Butler quickly cruised to the upper line, while Su Feng sank to the low position, forming a triangle with the two.

When asking for the ball in the low post, Su Feng felt completely different defensive pressure as soon as he came up tonight.

Because Kobe, who wanted to kill Su Feng every night, wouldn't be polite to Su Feng like Su Feng's fans.

top!

Give labor and management to death!

Su Shen?

Nonsence!

Su Gou is Su Gou!

Go to the **** of TM!

On the court, feeling the iron elbow of Kobe Bryant like that of Malone, Su Feng's thoughts were immediately pulled back to ten years ago.

just......

Today today.....

Kobe has his iron elbow.

Su Feng also has his hips!

On TNT TV, Barkley was very happy to see this scene, "I think I was like Karl Malone on the court back then!"

Although because of the interpretation, Barkley used artistic processing when he said his heartfelt words.

But please don't doubt, at this moment, introduce...

That's the voice of Barkley.

Duang!

Duang!

Duang!

In the low post, after receiving the basketball from Butler↑ for himself, Su Feng first ← back →, under the premise of not moving his weight, showed a soul tango in front of Kobe.

Nothing.

Even if Kobe's iron elbow can hold 99.99% of the people in this league, it is difficult for him to hold Su Feng's flexible buttocks.

As the saying goes, whether the back hit is good, it all depends on whether the **** is up.

On the field, after leaning on Kobe and turning into the basket, Su Feng reflexively put the ball into the basket freely.

2 to 0!

"Scoring in front of you is really much easier than scoring in front of LeBron." After scoring, Su Feng did not forget to taunt Kobe.

Kobe: "..."

One says one.

If it is a normal bickering, then Kobe will endure it at this moment.

But for Kobe, Su Fengkong...

What he can't stand most is that Su Feng compares other people with him.

Especially the little Zhan Zhan who looks thick brows and big eyes on the surface, but is actually full of bad water in his stomach!

"I'll give you 5 seconds to take back the sentence just now." Looking at Su Feng, Kobe said angrily.

"You don't have to give these 5 seconds, it's true, except for LeBron...

Just this ball, in my opinion, even Cameron can't be worse than you. "Blinking his big shiny eyes, Su Feng said to Kobe.

Kobe: "..."

card......

Carmelo Anthony?

Not...

Just those two stunners...

He has a hammering defense!

Anxious.

At this moment, Kobe is really a little anxious.

On the side, after shaking his head, O'Neal also said with emotion: "Su Zhen is the chief trash expert in this league."

It's different from the NBA's trash talk that will only be exported as dirty.

In O'Neill's opinion, Su Feng's trash talk...

It seems to be commonly called:

-Killing and condemning the heart.

Not only does he want to kill your horse...

More importantly, his trash talk will scratch your heart bit by bit like a knife.

On the court, looking back, the Lakers attacked.

Fortunately, what made Kobe a little bit happy is that tonight Su Feng did not send his second masters to match up with him in the opening game as before.

"Oh, I said that I can't do it, but in the end, don't you have to defend me personally?" Looking at Su Feng who appeared in front of him, Kobe thought with a smug expression on his face.

Uh......

In fact, the main reason why Su Feng defended Kobe tonight was mainly because the referee of this game was called Crawford.

Su Feng knew that if they were replaced by someone else to defend against Kobe, then they would definitely not be able to stand Crawford's penalty within a few minutes.

But here comes the problem...

Since Crawford's penalty scale is not something ordinary people can tolerate...

Could it be that Su Feng can withstand Crawford's penalty?

Emmm!

The answer, of course, is YES.

Because Su Feng knew that Stern would not have a bottom line like a joke, so if Van Crawford dared to ruin the game with his own hands, I was afraid that the body would smell bad the next day afterwards.

On the court, after testing Crawford's whistle-blowing scale bit by bit, Su Feng immediately relieved his heart.

Because it turns out...

Crawford really didn't want to be a sinner tonight.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

On the wing, after receiving a pass from his teammate, Kobe also went first.

The only difference is that Su Feng just turned his back, and he is now a face frame.

On the field, after taking Sam Golda's position between him and Su Feng, Kobe immediately opened his bow and arrows, drew it up and shot!

Huh!

This is an extremely difficult face.

In today's league, there are no more than five players who can make this offensive action under Su Feng's defense.

Coincidentally...

Kobe happens to be one of them.

"Oh, scoring in front of you is really easier than drinking water!"

After scoring a goal, Kobe also shook his right hand and said to Su Feng.

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