I really want to hit the street

Kevin Kazade.

A 26-year-old American boy, in his prime, sunny and handsome.

Then he got dumped by his girlfriend.

Facts have proven that lovelorn syndrome knows no boundaries, and anyone who has been broken up will emote after being broken up.

It's just that in China, you can only listen to Wangyiyun for emo, but in the United States, he has a bad habit.

Kevin numbs himself by smoking some "bad stuff" every day.

Day after day, I wander between dreams and reality, unable to distinguish between day and night.

Jack Long, as Kevin's best friend, has also been very depressed recently. He has not even updated his YouTube videos, so he stays with his friends to relieve his worries.

In an ordinary garden villa in a civilian community.

Jack Long looked at Kevin who was getting thinner and darker day by day, shaking his body with hatred.

"Wake up Kevin! Susan is nothing but a bitch! She's not worth feeling sad for! You gotta cheer up, brother!"

Kevin put his hand away: "Don't worry about me! Susan is my life. How can I live without Susan, Susan!"

He cried and started looking for "bad things" in the drawers.

Jack Long closed the drawer for him and said angrily: "Look at your damn appearance. In Chinese, you are like a dog licker! Do you know what kind of person Susan is? She is just a bitch. ! I went on a date with the abs guy in the community behind your back, and we all had sex with her! "

Kevin: "."

Obviously, these words had a great impact on Kevin.

He was silent for a while, and his expression finally stopped being sad.

"Gun! Where's my gun?"

He was going to the back to get his gun.

Jack Long was so frightened that he jumped up: "Hi! Brother, don't do this. What I tell you is the truth. If you don't believe me, ask your neighbor. We were together last time. Oh! Oh! Don't hit me! I mean Susan. Bichi is not worth your tears. Do something meaningful. There are many hot girls waiting for you in the future! If you have nothing to do, you can check out my YouTube channel. Learning Chinese culture can also divert your attention! Do they need to jump into the grave to bury their country’s corpse?”

"Found it!" Kevin found a self-defense weapon left to him by his grandfather from under the kitchen sink.

"boom!"

Jack Long rushed out of the door.

As he ran, he murmured beautiful interjections in American Mandarin and some Chinese.

"Shit!"

"You can't live in a house if you lick a dog!"

"Fuck! Fuck you Kevin!"

"."

Jack Long fled in his second-hand Buick.

Seeing that the annoying spirit had been scared away, Kevin dipped the gun under the sink again.

After rubbing his somewhat confused mind, he sat slumped on the red-striped old-fashioned sofa in the living room.

He knew that what his good friend Jack Long said was probably true.

Because when he was in love before, he spent a lot of time unable to find Susan's person.

Later, she came back and said she just went shopping with her sisters and didn't bring her mobile phone.

In addition, the last time he spoke to Susan, he clearly felt that she was eating something while talking to him.

Chi-li-chi-liu.

Later she said she was going for a run and started to gasp.

At that time, I laughed at her poor physical condition. She was so breathless after running that she almost cried out from exhaustion.

Now that I think about it, it’s really not quite right!

It's just that I loved Susan so much at the time that I believed all of this woman's lies.

"Licking the dog? What does it mean? Does it mean 'affectionate' in Chinese language?"

He knew that Jack Long had made a small channel on YouTube to share Chinese culture. It was tepid, but he could make some money.

He claims to be a master of China, but in fact he is a half-hearted person, relying on plagiarism, editing and secondary production to gain attention.

He unconsciously opened Jack Long's YouTube channel and flipped through it at random.

I found the "Xiangxi Corpse Extraction" video he mentioned, and I was shocked!

His face gradually became serious and his eyes gradually opened wider.

"I'll just say it! I'll say that the corpses of Chinese people can be moved! It's just that we don't have such high technology here! Jack, this guy, has been doing science popularization attentively recently, which is good."

He glanced at the 5 million views and nodded unconsciously.

I don’t know if he just imagined the scene of Susan chatting with him while chatting with him that day, or if the video was indeed interesting, and he finally became slightly interested in other things.

I simply started watching Jack Long’s videos.

Since being broken up with last month, he has never followed his brother's channel. He used to be the first to comment!

Just a make-up lesson.

As he watched, he saw Zhongshan International's novel website promotion video.

Then I saw a video of Jack Long staring at the dark circles under his eyes while reading a book and falling asleep.

With a disdainful smile, he said, "Jack is like this. He always exaggerates and behaves like a monkey."

He didn't believe that reading could make people sleepless!

Not bad for hypnosis!

As poor students, he and Jack Long couldn't read books since they were young, but they could read pornographic albums for a while.

He was not impressed by Jack Long's performance.

Then he saw that Jack Long often posted the content of "China Internet Articles" on his Twitter feed recently, saying that he was obsessed with it and followed the updated Internet articles every day. If there were no Internet articles, he would I can't live anymore.

"Look! You look like a clown. You don't think you can exaggerate your cultural atmosphere in this way, do you? Damn it! The 17-year-old girl who has just moved in next door seems to like educated men very much. He must be trying to attract her! "

"No! I'm going to expose him!"

He was angry when he thought that Jack Long had a threesome with Susan behind his back!

Why not bring your own!

Damn it!

In order to save the 17-year-old girl next door, to expose his bad friend, and to find something to do for his bored self, he opened the Zhongshan International Novel Network with a critical eye.

This is a free novel website that already has more than 10 books with a variety of covers.

"Looks like a story novel."

After opening it, he suddenly felt like he was addicted to D.

I'm going to eat one and see again.

"Let's just read two pages first. It won't take much time to read two pages."

It won’t be convenient for a while.

He opened "Online Game: Almighty Druid" and started reading from the first chapter.

Since this book was translated in the early stages, it was very accurate and not boring at all when reading.

It’s like reading an English novel.

But the content inside is particularly fascinating.

It only takes 1 chapter for Kevin's expression to change from casual to serious.

Originally, my hands were shaking a little because I was addicted to D, but they stopped shaking as I got into it!

The longing in my heart was temporarily suppressed.

My mind gradually becomes clearer, and as the plot of the book progresses, the secretion of dopamine in my brain, which brings happiness, increases.

For a time, D addiction was no longer serious.

The sun was shining brightly outside, and the young man in the room stared at the lines of text on the computer, very focused!

I am more focused than when I was in school listening to lectures!