I Rely On Poverty To Sweep Through Survival Games

Early the next morning, Xiao Lan just opened his eyes, and his head was still a little ignorant. The first thing that appeared in his eyes was... an **** bathed in sunlight.

Also wearing Pikachu pattern underwear.

Xiao Lan was shocked, and the sleepiness that had just woken up completely subsided in an instant.

He rubbed his eyes and looked over there again, finally seeing what was going on.

Wang Teddy's sleep is really bad.

The whole person is now showing a posture of scallions, only half of the body is still on the bed, legs and quilt are intertwined, and the buttocks are pressed against the pillow to become the highest point of the whole person, just facing the vent window A ray of light shone into the room, and Pikachu on the underwear looked bright and shining.

It's all like this, but Wang Teddy on the opposite bed didn't mean to wake up. He still slept beautifully. The carefree look was really like eating hogs in a pig farm all day.

He was chewing the quilt in his mouth, and he chewed it deliciously. He still murmured in his mouth and didn't know what he dreamed about.

Xiao Lan looked at Wang Teddy, who was full of creative sleeping postures, and instantly understood Wang Ke's deep water: "No wonder your brother doesn't want to sleep with you..."

Just by looking at this posture, you can know what kind of suffering it is to share the bed with Wang Teddy.

Soon after, the iron gate opened, and "Grandma" came in.

She kindly called the players to get up: "Are you sleeping well? My dear children, come out soon. Grandma takes you to breakfast. Good kids can't rely on bed."

After the players came out of the room, Xiao Lan found that there were only eight people present.

His eyes swept through every room selected by the player and found something wrong in one of them.

The door was half open, and there were sticky spider silk on the ground and the ceiling, and blood stains were dragged. The blood stains were mixed with some debris that seemed to be digested, which looked very bad. He remembered that the room was occupied by a male player, who looked very silent and basically did not communicate with other people.

Looking at this posture, the man is probably more formidable.

Other players also noticed that there was something wrong in that room, and their eyes could not help but drift towards it.

"Grandma" saw it, and he laughed aloud: "Grandma told you, the disobedient children, but they will be punished..."

An inexplicable cold air diffused in the corridor, swept away the early sleepy sleepiness, and players felt a bit cold.

They looked at the messy room and had some concerns about their future. Perhaps the next one was themselves.

"Let's go, it's not good after breakfast." "Grandma" turned and walked towards the iron gate after she finished.

The players also moved silently behind her.

"Grandma" took them into the restaurant. The restaurant looked small and the furniture was basically wooden. The floor was covered with patterned carpets. The furniture was also decorated in a rustic style, and the layout was very warm.

However, when looking at the breakfast on the table, the players' faces were green, and the color of the breakfast was assimilated.

Because the table is all green, although it is finely cut and placed on a delicate plate, it can not hide the fact that this table is all kinds of vegetable leaves. And these dishes are not cooked at all, just a table of tender leaves, not even a dipping sauce on the table.

Wang Teddy's face was a bit bitter. He whispered, "I... don't want to eat grass, I want to eat meat, even a ham sausage."

Xiao Lan agreed and replied in a low voice: "I don't think humans have evolved to eat vegetables now."

The two exchanged a painful and helpless look. Xiao Lan felt that she had some unfamiliar fate with the dark cuisine. Counting the copies he had experienced, no boss's cooking was normal.

Although he can eat it, a table of green leaves really challenged his limit.

Luo approached Xiao Lan and whispered: "Sir, after leaving this game, I will make reservations for several restaurants with excellent reputation."

After hearing the words, Xiao Lan's eyes rekindled the hope of life.

Be sure to get through quickly! The pain is only temporary, the good hope is in front, the steak hot pot crayfish barbecue seafood lamb is waiting for him! ! !

The players walked to the table in the dangerous sight of "Grandma" and ate their breakfast irresistibly.

The taste of fresh and crisp vegetables is actually good. It should be great if it is put in a salad, but it is still chewed and not seasoned. The green vegetables are also very weak against hunger. It is a bit painful to eat a full portion.

Waiting for the difficult breakfast time to end, "Grandma" suddenly said: "Good kids, naturally when you come to Grandma's house, you must do housework together, right?"

"Grandma will find a child to help me prepare lunch together. If it is not done well, grandma will punish him, but I am a tolerant grandma. As long as the child who made the mistake sincerely regrets it, the grandmother will forgive the child who made the mistake."

Her eyes glanced among the players, and finally her small eyes fixed on Xiao Lan, "It's you, lucky child, you get the opportunity to help grandma."

The players looked at Xiao Lan with expressions of sympathy or gloating.

There is only Wang Teddy's face with a bad expression, but he has taught Xiao Lan's cooking. That experience can be called the darkest time in his life. He couldn't help speaking, trying to persuade "Grandma" to give up this terrible idea: "That... Grandma, do you want to think about it..."

"Grandma" had a sharp look and her face sank. She turned her head to Wang Teddy: "Are you refuting Grandma's opinion?"

Wang Teddy choked and shook his head desperately. He thought that this "grandmother"'s eyes were not good, and he might not be able to see his movements. So he added: "No, no..."

The players present obviously have no idea of ​​what is going to happen.

Now he doesn't know whether he should sympathize with the "grandma" or the players who are about to usher in Xiao Lan's special lunch.

After the meal, Xiao Lan followed "Grandma" into the kitchen alone.

"Grandma" pointed to the shelf next to the vegetables and said to Xiao Lan: "Go and help Grandma wash vegetables first, good boy."

Xiao Lan said well, picked up the vegetable washing basin and walked towards the shelf. When Xiao Lan turned around, he could feel the eyes of the "grandmother" behind him always following him, as if sticking behind.

The shelves were full of vegetables, and they looked green, and almost piled together.

Xiao Lan held out his hand towards the vegetable, he suddenly felt something strange, as if there were a lot of unwilling eyes staring at him in the depths of the darkness, they were dormant, expecting Xiao Lan to reach out and then pull him Into the unknown.

Xiao Lan's movement paused, but only for a moment, he continued to stretch out his hand casually, grabbing a tender and full green vegetable in front of him.

At almost the same moment when Xiao Lan's hand grabbed the green vegetables, a cold, stiff hand was stretched out in the darkness. The hand gripped Xiao Lan's wrist tightly and pulled him forward.

It seems to be foreseeable that the man died in pain after being broken by a hard steel frame.

However, it didn't move.

It seemed a bit dazed to do something. It froze for a while and increased its strength again, still motionless.

Xiao Lan smiled a little on his lips, and dared to come to play tug-of-war with him. This unknown thing is still too young and too simple. With a strong backhand, he let go of the green vegetables and grabbed the cold hand that pulled him, then squeezed hard in his hand.

Accompanied by a slight "click" sound, he directly broke that hand off.

The hand didn't know what material it was. When it broke, no blood flowed out, and the feel was light. Xiao Lan tried to take him out, and as a result, the thing dissipated in the moment of touching the sunlight, and only a bit of blue and white color could be seen, as if it could only live in darkness.

At this time, the voice of "Grandma" rang behind Xiao Lan: "What was the voice just now."

Xiao Lan raised her eyebrows slightly. The position of "Grandma" stood a few meters away from him. The sound of the broken hand was also very slight, but "Grandma" could hear clearly.

It seems that although her eyesight and smell are not good, her hearing is unexpectedly sensitive.

Fortunately, I was far away from Wang Teddy when I was vomiting her in the back, and my voice was very quiet, but then I had to pay more attention to it. I didn’t know that “grandma” knew her good children were disrespecting her behind Will you be angry?

Facing the inquiry from "Grandma", Xiao Lan replied calmly: "Oh, I accidentally broke a celery, sorry, Grandma."

"Grandma" replied: "Oh."

It seems perfunctory, and I don't know if I believe it or not.

After Xiao Lan finished the dishes, "Grandma" arranged for him to cook.

Xiao Lan stood in front of the stove, holding the pan designated by "Grandma". There seemed to be a loud sound on the top of the head, and then a soft but sticky spider silk fell towards the top of Xiao Lan's head.

Xiao Lan didn't raise his head, he waved directly at the pan, snapped away what he was trying to be a demon above him, and then began to cook according to the steps "grandma" said.

However, it seems that some silk fell into the pan just now?

Never mind, it doesn't matter.

The "grandmother" on the side was getting darker and darker. This guy clearly followed the steps she gave to cook, but the final product was very casual, and it was getting closer and closer to the muddy. I don’t know what it was like. Cooking talent.

Feeling the wrong atmosphere behind him, Xiao Lan stopped his hand and raised his attention.

Going tumbling in the pan.

The next moment, a sharp knife flew towards Xiao Lan's back, Xiao Lan flashed his head.

Then more and more flying knives flew in the air. The sound of "shooting" broke into a piece. The flying knives also formed a continuous rain of knives, trying to engulf Xiao Lan.

"You-this-one-bad-child-child -"

A sharp roar sounded in the kitchen. "Grandma" looked very angry, and the flying knife attacked Xiao Lan frantically.

Xiao Lan evaded with ease, and the agile figure walked around in the kitchen.

To be honest, after repeated combat training, this kind of mammoth look is actually full of flawed attacks. In his eyes, it is very easy to dodge like a loophole-filled fishing net.

To say lethality, it was the grandmother's loud roar at the moment that made him feel uncomfortable, and his ears were sore with pain.

Fifteen minutes later.

The sharp blade of the sky stopped, and the voice of "Grandma" regained lovingkindness: "My lovely child, do you know what's wrong?"

Xiao Lan nodded her head, "Got it, grandma."

It seems that the punishment time for "Grandma" is 15 minutes, as long as you pass it, even if you pass.

Afterwards, "Grandma" drove Xiao Lan out of the kitchen and decided to prepare lunch by himself.

At lunch, players looked at the dishes on the table and choked.

Placed in front of them, the left side is an unidentified object that is not much different from charcoal, and looks edible. After the introduction of "Grandma", they knew that it was a loving dish made by her.

The players have tears in their eyes. It turns out that your grandma's cooking is like this, and we no longer dislike you for giving us green vegetables.

The one on the right is indistinguishable from raw materials, and it seems to be equally questionable in terms of edible conditions.

Players looked at Xiao Lan with sorrowful eyes-they were born from the same root, why are they too anxious!