I return from Mars after a thousand years

Chapter 33 Lightning trapeze scared to pee

People in the villa screamed.

They saw the light curtain tremble, no, it was time and space trembling.

Sonic booms, thunder, and lightning flashes filled the entire big screen.

I only saw a fist hitting Xiao Ran with superhuman power!

Li Ran screamed and hugged Yuchen, Xiao Feng subconsciously hugged the pillow beside him, Ge Ye and Zhang Laohu stared nervously at the light screen... Xiaoru's bright eyes suddenly became hazy. She was worried about her fairy brother and cried.

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but.

The extremely fast speed seemed like slow motion to Xiao Ran.

The great power, in Xiao Ran's opinion, was only average.

Not bad.

In the real world, humans cannot have this kind of super power. However, in this metaverse, the three horses can modify various data at will and turn an ordinary person into a super human.

What's ridiculous is that the fighters in the metaverse don't understand a profound truth: the greatest power comes from the soul, not the body.

Xiao Ran did not dodge this time, and the lightning trap successfully angered him.

In front of his family, let him eat the shit of an idiot?

It is unbearable!

Hit him with a punch.

boom!

A huge explosion.

The energy was so strong that even the people in the underground fortress were unable to stand firmly, the whole earth shook, and the people watching the battle in the villa and the square screamed in shock.

A dazzling light emitted from the screen, and the center of the explosion turned into a sun. If it were outside, the terrible radiation could kill anyone in an instant.

There was silence.

It was so quiet that all I could hear was the chaotic beating of my heart.

Until the fire light dissipates.

People finally saw it clearly and couldn't control themselves anymore, cheering crazily.

The outpouring of praise for the saint is like water from the Yellow River coming up from the sky.

Only seen.

Xiao Ran stood still where he was.

His expression was as calm as ever, as if nothing had happened.

And Lightning Flyer Carter.

A hundred meters away, slumped on the ground, with extremely messy long hair, he looked like President Trump of the United States of America and Prime Minister Johnson of Great Britain a long time ago.

The difference is that Trump and Johnson won the favor of a large number of lower-class voters by deliberately modifying their "signature sloppy hairstyle". However, Carter, the lightning flyer, was forced to accept his "unruly brown hair" under Xiao Ran's critical attack.

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"Let me eat the shit of an idiot, you can't imagine it."

Xiao Ran said and walked towards the Lightning Flying Man.

The people in the fortress raised their fists and roared.

"kill him!"

"If he dares to utter dirty words against the saint, he will be damned!"

"Blow this piece of shit, this damn bastard!"

The Lightning Flying Man has super hearing. He lay on the ground and listened, then jumped up from the ground, but could not stand still.

His knees went weak and he almost knelt down to Xiao Ran.

He was severely injured, and a long stream of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth, hanging on his chest.

He was frightened and shaky, but struggled to maintain his dignity.

"X, don't come over, just listen to me!"

Oh my god, why does it sound like a woman who is being bullied is shouting?

Xiao Ran has always respected women.

He couldn't help but stand still.

The lightning trapeze man bent down, coughed violently several times, and gasped for air.

Yuchen was unhappy. She understood Xiao Ran best and knew that he had inexplicable compassion, so she shouted at the light curtain.

"You're confused, that's a grown man, not a woman! You don't need to show mercy! When he slaps you in the face, he shows no mercy!"

Uh, yes, the Lightning Flying Man wanted to blow Xiao Ran's head off with one punch, he was extremely vicious.

So Xiao Ran jumped dozens of meters and appeared in front of the Lightning Flying Man.

He raised his right hand.

Snapped!

A crisp slap in the face.

The Lightning Flying Man was knocked back a hundred meters away, unable to fight back.

"x!" The Lightning Flying Man shouted in almost despair, "There is an old saying in China that says, "If you hit someone, don't slap him in the face..."

Xiao Ran couldn't laugh or cry.

"You have learned all our old sayings and used them to ridicule and tease us. We still have many virtues, why don't you learn them? For example, don't bully people who are weaker than you, for example, don't molest girls from good families, I said

It’s the beautiful girl selling dumplings!”

Snapped!!

He even sprinted and slapped, all in one go.

Super speed and precise strikes caused the lightning flyer to completely collapse.

Looking at his twisted face, messy hair and panicked eyes, the people in the fortress exclaimed that they were so excited!

"You are like ants in front of the saint!" Zhang Laohu said, borrowing other people's words of praise.

"Hahaha!" Ge Ye laughed and said, "Sages actually have their own troubles. It is difficult to master the strength of stepping over an ant without crushing it."

"Absolute, this sentence is absolutely amazing, Master Ge is still the best!" Xiao Feng said happily.

Everyone burst into wanton laughter.

Even Xiao Ran laughed.

But Xiao Ran's hearty laughter, to the Lightning Flying Man, was the God of Death greeting him.

"Mr. Lightning Flyer Carter, at this time, please forget Director Donald's warning. I will give you a chance. You can take a few more concentrated light pills, then stand up like a man and fight me for three rounds!"

Three rounds is not like the encounter between heroes in a novel, where they will fight for 300 rounds at every turn.

What Xiao Ran said was actually a sign of respect for the enemy.

"x, you are crazy."

The lightning trapeze man's legs are soft and his mouth is stiff.

"When I pushed the earth and reversed time, you didn't exist in this world. When I created hurricanes and blew out the stars with a sneeze, you were not even a tadpole. When I flew at super-light speed and brought down the terrible Skybreaker Samael.

Where did you hide when you hit the wall of the origin of the universe?"

Xiao Ran listened to him very carefully. Such super power was indeed the goal that Xiao Ran yearned for and pursued!

The Lightning Flying Man thought Xiao Ran was shocked, regained a bit of arrogance, and continued.

"X, what are you so crazy about? I just hide my true power and don't want to cause harm to this fragile world!"

Xiao Ran sighed.

"I suddenly feel very pitiful for you, Mr. Carter, the lightning flyer. You are a person with a head full of stories, and you use super powers that you don't have to scare people. As far as I know, there is no such person as Skybreaker Samael in the world."

If there is one, you might as well invite him, maybe I can fight him for three hundred rounds."

Xiao Ran said these words calmly, but his tone was extremely firm. Only the Lightning Flying Man standing opposite him could feel the real power gushing out of Xiao Ran's body.

Just when Xiao Ran said this, his fighting spirit boiled up. He was moved by the superpower feats described by the lightning flyer, and he was eager to have a real battle.

Lightning Flying was so angry that he was shaking all over.

but.

He was not ready to talk to the God of Death, nor did he have the courage to confront the God of Death.

His arrogant performance was only to cover up the fear in his heart. At this time, he lost his remaining fighting spirit. Xiao Ran ruthlessly tore off his disguise, leaving him with nowhere to escape.

That punch destroyed his fighting ability.

There were also two slaps in the face, which made all the bones in his body fall apart.

In front of such an opponent, there is no possibility for him to even throw a second punch. What is he if he is not the God of Death?

The lightning trapeze man stood slumped, looking like a foreign model in a shopping mall.

Xiaoru's scream came from the villa.

"Look, he was so scared that he peed!"

Yuchen stretched his fingers to enlarge the picture, and everyone could clearly see...

A pool of yellow liquid seeped out of the Lightning Flyer's green tights.

Tick-tick-tick fell to the ground.

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