I run a funeral home, I don't know how to teach people how to slay demons

"What the hell kind of weather is this? It was fine just now. It rains heavily when it says it will rain. The weather forecast is too inaccurate!"

Lu Changsheng crossed his arms and looked helplessly outside the store.

The pouring rain fell "crackling", stirring up bursts of mist.

"Gou Shengzi, have you learned the skills I just taught you?"

Guan Shan looked at Lu Changsheng blankly. Just now, that madman insisted on teaching him skills. As an ordinary person, what skills could Lu Changsheng teach him as an awakened person?

Considering that he would have to stay for another year, he reluctantly agreed.

As a result, after just a few words, he felt that an energy appeared out of thin air in his body, as if he was born with it...

Guan Shan felt the energy in disbelief, and an idea came to his mind.

"Could it be that this lunatic...is really a reclusive super master?"

"Gou Shengzi, come and try the effect." Lu Changsheng stared at his apprentice with a smirk on his face. He wanted to see what the so-called "near-death" effect was like.

Anyway, there are apprentices who serve as guinea pigs.

This can be regarded as supervising his apprentice's growth, and he might even be rewarded with mall coins.

Young people are already full of curiosity about new things, let alone when it involves power.

Guan Shan did not hide it at the moment, silently recalling the feeling of running skills in his heart.

A surging energy instantly filled Guan Shan's body.

He just felt full of strength from head to toe.

He couldn't help but throw out a punch, which actually brought out a burst of punching wind.

This is without applying the superpower!

Guan Shan stared at his fist in shock, feeling a surge of great joy in his heart.

If you use the ability while [Avenging Wrath] is running...

He clasped his hands together excitedly and mobilized the supernatural powers in his body.

The ability that could only form a thin layer of ice in the past could now be condensed into thick ice armor, covering his whole body like a silver battle suit!

"Shi Hu, it's a bit cold..." The sudden chill made Gu Jia shiver, and he couldn't help but crawl into his master's arms.

Lu Changsheng took off his coat, covered Gu Jia, looked at Gou Shengzi with a smile, and waited for the side effects to come.

"Oops, in the excitement, I forgot that I can't use my powers in front of them..."

Guan Shan hurriedly dispelled his powers, stared at Lu Changsheng warily, and said in a bad tone, "Remember our agreement, don't pry into my affairs."

"Well, there are still three seconds."

Guan Shan frowned slightly, not understanding what Lu Changsheng meant. Just as he was about to ask, his vision went dark and he collapsed to the ground.

Gu Jia nervously ran to his junior brother's side and hurriedly felt for his pulse.

"Shihu, Brother Shi seems to be dead."

"It's okay. I'll wake up in a while. Do whatever you need to do. When the rain stops, I'll take you out to go shopping together."

"But Shihu, Shidi is out of breath..."

"It's normal. He's just too tired. He'll be fine after a nap."

Lu Changsheng waved his hands indifferently and lay down on the folding chair, intending to take another nap.

"But Shihu...Shidi's heartbeat has stopped beating..."

"It's okay, I'll be there soon..."

Lu Changsheng jumped up from the folding chair!

"What did you say???"

...

After this apprentice's self-sacrifice experience, Lu Changsheng finally understood what "near-death" was like.

No breathing, no pulse, no heartbeat, even no body temperature...

Completely indistinguishable from the dead.

If Guan Shan hadn't woken up on time an hour later, Lu Changsheng would have dug a hole to bury the body...

"Ahem, anyway, this is the principle of [Wrath of Revenge]. Gou Shengzi, please remember that every time you practice, you must make sure you are in a safe place. Otherwise, if you are buried as a corpse one day, you go up Where to reason?"

Lu Changsheng looked at the mound in the backyard with a guilty conscience. He must have not been discovered by Gou Shengzi...

"I understand." Guan Shan was slightly afraid. The feeling of death was too real...

But he still said seriously, "Such a skill must be a secret that is not passed down in your family. Since you are willing to teach it to me, I will accept your kindness."

"If I can fulfill my long-cherished wish in the future, I will definitely repay your kindness!"

I mainly want to have sex for free...

Lu Changsheng secretly cursed in his heart, but he still had the temperament of a master on his face, and said calmly, "Such trivial matters are of no concern. Since you are my disciple, I will not be partial. If Jia'er has it, you have it too."

"You have different talents and different applicable skills, but one thing is the same. Only by practicing diligently can you survive in this world. Remember this!"

"This knot...does the little girl have it too?"

Guan Shan was secretly surprised.

With a skill like [Rage of Vengeance], just one skill is enough to become a Grandmaster. I didn’t expect that his cheap master would have other skills...

It seems that we have to find a way to build a good relationship and trick out other skills...

The master and the disciple each had their own secrets, and they all put on smiles against their will, and the Changsheng Hall suddenly became full of joy.

It rained heavily all day.

Of course, Lu Changsheng couldn't go out, so he had to accompany Guan Shan at home to watch cartoons and correct Gu Jia's pronunciation from time to time.

Guan Shan watched impatiently as the protagonist on TV killed the villain over and over again, and finally couldn't help but speak.

"Boss Lu, you said these cartoons are helpful to my spiritual practice. I have watched them with you all night. Why don't you feel anything at all?"

"Gou Shengzi, I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry first." Lu Changsheng corrected another Gu Jia's pronunciation error before going back to educate his second apprentice.

"You are too violent, and the skills taught to you are deadly moves. I watch cartoons with you as a teacher, mainly to sharpen your character. Otherwise, how can I teach you more powerful skills?"

"A more powerful secret skill?" Guan Shan's eyes flashed, "What is it?"

I don’t know either, I have to ask the dog system...

"Ahem, it's a very powerful skill anyway. After you fully master [Wrath of Revenge], your teacher will teach it to you. Now, watch the cartoon carefully, you will reach the climax soon!"

The villain in the animation was undoubtedly killed, and the protagonist group achieved the final victory.

"Boring... Who among the people in this world is less worthy of death than those villains? Why doesn't anyone come to defeat them? Why doesn't anyone..."

...

Come and save me...

...

Guan Shan's eyes were full of resentment. If he could, he would rather be defeated on the front line and let the monsters clean this dirty world!

I don't want those enemies to step on the bodies of the Guan family and indulge in pleasure and carnival.

"You still don't understand the essence of this animation..."

Lu Changsheng shook his head in disappointment.

Guan Shan stared at him with an unconvinced expression, wanting to see what nonsense he could come up with.

"There are no villains or decent people in this world. Remember, you loser."

"The one who survives is the protagonist."

Lu Changsheng stared at his second disciple calmly, hoping that he could change his violent temper.

You have to be stubborn when you should. This is the way to survive.

"Kill everyone and the one who survives is the protagonist? This madman is encouraging me, no matter how difficult the situation is, I can't give up. Relying on the demon clan is not my skill. Killing all the enemies on my own can be considered as completing the task. ..."

Guan Shan lowered his head and pondered for a long time, then he gradually understood and spoke quietly.

"Boss Lu, I've learned a lesson."

Lu Changsheng nodded with satisfaction.

Children can be taught.